FRESHG:
HOW ABOUT HER FLAT YANSH


GOD IS NOT IN SUPPORT OF PLASTIC SURGERY.

CORINTHIANS 6:19 "DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT YOUR BODIES ARE THE TEMPLE OF HOLY SPIRIT, WHO LIVES IN YOU WHOM YOU HAVE RECEIVED FROM GOD? YOU DO NOT BELONG TO YOUR SELF".

She renovate the temple

Looters leave places to bigger looters.
even in Nigerian schools too. aLOOTER continua��

LesbianBoy:
What inspired this thread was a thread that made front-page yesterday about a guy that proposed to his girl in the cinema

So i was imagining she said "no"

What's next?

Guys i would like to hear your opinions, what will you do if you propose and she said "no"

if I propose to her let's say in a very public place like the guy yesterday and she says NO.. well...

LesbianBoy:
What inspired this thread was a thread that made front-page yesterday about a guy that proposed to his girl in the cinema

So i was imagining she said "no"

What's next?

Guys i would like to hear your opinions, what will you do if you propose and she said "no"

if I propose in a public place like a church or cinema or stadium and she says no.

OP just took the "slay" too literal..
but I'm not seeing the delicious pepper soup anywhere na. . if you ask me, OP caught it and that is his sister..

Daviddson:
This has to be fun. OK, this is the deal: post your political cartoons, pictures or/and memes of the year - the ones that appeal to you most.

Check out mine below.

Some of the pictures, courtesy of @anonimi

Here's mine��

caseclosed:
After the rumour of EFCC slapping Innoson's wife spread the social media yesterday, NTA and other news journalists went to interview her on the case, she narrated how Innoson was arrested and how she was slapped when she went to ask after her husband.

According to her, the EFCC Officer slapped her saying "Yes, it is because you are Igbo"

See Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhzZk0ZeAY

It was wrong that the officer slapped her but she shouldn't have asked the unnecessary question that is it because she's Igbo..

kelvinreality:

Where and when did this happen?

Airport road Abuja. 3 days before the opening of the new shoprite.

Angelanest:
This is really nice... A kind-hearted Nigerian, Akinaka Richard, has got himself trending online after showing a random act of kindness to less-privileged children. The philanthropist who was in a G-wagon spotted 7 young boys fetching firewood to sell as he decided to give them N5,000 each to buy Christmas clothes ahead of the festivity.

The philanthropist also gave money to a small boy whom he saw hawking goods on the road to get himself something for the Christmas.

Sharing the news on Facebook yesterday, Akinaka Richard wrote;

I came across this kids this afternoon who reminded me of how the anxiety of not having something new to wear in the festive period would push me to do similar things to raise money just to get something new for the season. It gave me an opportunity to reflect on where God has brought me from but importantly it was an opportunity to appreciate the depth of their struggles..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/12/nigerian-philanthropist-gives-n5000-7-boys-spotted-selling-firewood-photos.html

He did good but all these type of kindness especially this season should be well monitored cos that was how one man was sharing money to people who were near a filling station and the next day they started dying.
anyways, God bless the man if his generosity is from the heart..

more photos

Good morning NairaLand.

So a friend of mine told me about this religion, PASTAFARIANISM, which according to what I read, they serve the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.
They wear spaghetti strainers to show their allegiance to the spaghetti monster.
Below is a short note about them, their way of life and their belief.

"The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago.
With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger balls than theirs.

They believe that humans originated from pirates and Christianity is the reason pirates have and outcast and criminal image today due to misinformation.

Their 8 commandments or as they say "I'D REALLY RATHER YOU DIDN'T" includes

#1 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t act like a sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou ass when describing my Noodly Goodness. If some people don’t believe in Me, that’s okay. Really, I’m not that vain. Besides, this isn’t about them so don’t change the subject.

#2 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know...be mean to others. I don’t require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.

#3 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this through your thick heads: Woman = person. Man = person. Samey-samey. One is not better than the other unless we’re talking about fashion and I’m sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.

#4 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "Go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change."

#5 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t challenge the bigoted, misogynist, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bastards.

#6 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t build multimillion-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my Noodly Goodness when the money could be better spent (Take your pick): 1. Ending poverty 2. Curing diseases 3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable. I might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the Creator.

#7 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t go around telling people I talk to you. You’re not that Interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can’t you take a hint?

#8 I’d Really Rather You Didn’t "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is Into it, however (Pursuant to #4 ), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it’s a piece of rubber. If I didn’t want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes or something.

Their holidays include:

Gasparilla Pirate Festival (Last Saturday of January, Tampa, Florida)
Darwin Day (12th of February)
Birthday of Momofuku Ando, the inventor of instant ramen noodles (5th of March)
Scurvy Awareness Day (2nd of May)
Prophet Bobby Henderson's birthday (18th of July)

You can read more about them at www.venganza.org/about

obanqua:
King in the North!!!!!

Lmao.... burst my head brother.���

deeLima86:
That guy is a hell of a good goalie! Forget about the face.

nobody talked about his face na��

MrHistorian post=63404344]Davido is greater than Nnamdi Kalu.

who is nnamdi kalu sef?