Maket:
Bloggers keep entertaining more than the movies industry.


THIS WAS EXTRACTRD FROM IGBO MOVIE, IT'S MAKE UP BUT SOME PEOPLE WILL COME HERE TO CARRY OUT TRIBAL INSULT NOW.

I will upload the full tract soon.

This wasn't from any movie. it happened in my village in Anambra State. I was there, my King was there too, he handed the matter over to the DSS in the state to handle.

Lalung thinks this Benue State, where the indigenes were playing politics with their lives. Plateau and Jos people will just go to Govt. House and carry him out immediately. No time, the herdsmen have killed their kinsmen, the Governor can as well finish up the rest.
Wicked Politicians that value Politics over their citizens. Always thinking about the next elections, cannot speak up against injustice.

This is a news about secondary school, hope the op is not a secondary school student toiling away on Nairaland? Face your books, avoid Nairaland.

It is not about physical design, the question is; does it have an auxillary gear? Because without an aux, it is just useless. Off Road ko, in Road ni!

He is missing his regular local gin that he sips in his house. Please Justice Banjoko, reject this application.

If I am to appear before this woman like Dariye and Akume, I will plead bias with EFCC on the judge, so that she can claim that her integrity has being impugned and thus withdraw, leaving way for a more amenable judge that can be bribed. Jail is not for the rich.

Cutehector:
Can you just imagine.. Are you sure you are straight sef... Imagining tryn to seek opinion from nairaland as to tell him how best to let him know without hurting his feelings..


Grow the fvck up

Gawd!!! How did you take that comment right out of my hands? His nairaland name sef sounds like Bobrisky? This guy is gay abeg. Asking how to tell a gay off? Soon you will come here to ask us how to use your dick.

Awon oloriburuku

the only thing i see is a couple who won't have any problems sharing any piece of clothing, from pant, boxers, to bra, singlet and trousers, Shirts

Aunty issa virgin

Jentle244:

so it is peculiar to lagos people??
so it is peculiar to lagos people??

if you live in Lagos, you will understand. these girls are wild, and challenge your manhood. they dress so seductively and tell you how small you're compared to your peers. fear JS 1 girls in lagos.

Office of the Special Adviser to the Rivers State Governor On Media and Publicity
4th November 2015
His Excellency, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike,CON Governor of Rivers State. Government Hous, Port harcourt.
Sir,
RESIGNATION
Sir,Let me start by thanking you for finding me worthy of serving you,nay,the state in my capacity as SPECIAL ADVISER on Media and Publicity,for this i shall remain grateful.
However,with the unfolding developments,it is irretrievable that my services are no longer needed,and to this end,subterfuges are employed to send the message accross.
Sir permit me to dredge up the facts that plank my conviction on.
For the first two Months i worked with you,not a kobo was given to me as Impress/Overload.Apart from paid advertorials and when you briefed the press,every other publications were done at my own cost.Infact,in most cases,announcements made at your behet were paid for by me or done pro- bono.
In the third month,you approved the sum #5,000,000.OO(Five Million Naira) as monthly impress.This was obviously grossly inadequate compared to the pecuniary monthly obligations of my office that gulped #4,800,000,00(Four Million eight hundred thousand).These are obligations inherited from the Rotimi Amaechi's government.Attached are how the payments are made to bolster my assertions.
With this,i am left with #200,000.00(Two Hundred Thousand Naira) to manage the press for one month.There are times when journalist who cover occasions in government house leave without a kobo.
It is pertinent to also state for the records that no time did i threaten to arrest journalist with policemen.Even when i tried to explain,you rebuffed me.
Furtherance,i have written several memoranda to you on efficacious Publicity.All memoranda were returned to me untreated,i have also attached herewith such memoranda.
Sir,i resolved to work with you all my heart,but what i got in return is gratitous derision.
On several occasions after i noticed your hostile attitude towards me,i approached you for clarification and resolutions but was denied any chance to speak,this prompted my fist resignation move,after which you called and cautioned and asked me to go back to work.Things got festered from them on.
I fell in the bathroom and sustained several head injuries,with the plaster on my head,i met you in the office to explain things to you.All you said was that i should go and treat myself.This was about two months ago,sadly you have never asked me about the injuries.
On thursday October 22nd 2015,i had a close shave with death on my way from Buguma as assassins riddiled"my car".I sent you a text on the development,but up till now you have never called me to ask questions.
You got back from Abuja on saturday,after the Tribunal verdict only to spleen on me. Although one may understand that given the Tribunal verdict,you showed no concern at all after the day of your broadcast.On the sunday,you had solidarity church service,i was with you in the morning for the broadcast,on my way to the chuch service,i felt dizzy and went home.Shortly after i started vomiting blood.Emeka Woke(COS) and the SSA on protocol were informed and they rushed to my House.I was reliably informed that you were briefed by Engr.Emeka Woke but did not bother to know if i was okay or not.This is bloodcurdling.My life means nothing to you,i sent a memo to you for imprimater to travel to the United States for medical attention,without asking for money.That memo has been on your desk for about three weeks.
Sir,the climax of your disdain for me was the rebuttal in which you dissociated yourself from an innocous statementi made concerning the judiciary and the verdict.
When you called me on Wednesday to express your disapproval,i apologised profusely on the phone with a promise that it shall not repeat itself.You asked if i was actually with your or not,and i said I was.This siencere assurance could not placate you because of your mindset.Thank God the likes of O.C.J Okocha,SAN saw nothing wrong in my statement.The rebuttal was a good opportunity for you to ridicule me in public and show disapproval of my still working with you.Your rebuttal obviate the need for further evidence of your absolute loss of confidence in me.This i failed to discern when you ordered that i must not be a member of the ONE HUNDRED DAYS IN OFFICE COMMITEE and INDEPENDENCE DAY CELEBRATION COMMITEE.Initially,you claimed the publicity on you was poor and when it imporved,you said i was only popularizing myself,you saw nothing good in anything i did.You called me and cautioned me that you were always in the news.You further said that most of us will know our fate after the Tribunal.
On the white paper Press Briefing,it was suggested that I brief the press(and rightly too),but you spurred.The Issue is not my not briefing the press but the contempt. Your insentivity to my close shave with death awakened reminiscenece of when you said i can go and Die with my father,when i coughed in your office.You worked me out of your office,saying"If i you want to die,go and die with your father"interesting! This was after you queried why E.C AGUMA,SAN and I were close despiet the fact that my dad,the late Hon.Justice Chief Opubo Inko-Tariah sentenced the late Chief E.AGUMA to Death in the Ndabros matter.It was even E.C Aguma,SAN who even corrected the impression because my late dad never found the Late Chief Aguma guilty and so never ever convicted him.
The issue of your controversial visit to the CJN is still green,you called me two weeks after(On the Day PUNCH Published it online) to ask what my reactions were and why queried why i was not proactive.Tersely,I said i never knew of the visit because you never told me although we were in Abuja together or else i would not have pro-acted. However,i told the Press the visit was to resolve the thorny issue of a substantive CJ for the state.Few days later,you said i told the Press i was not aware and I replied that I never did and that the statement was made to you alone. All I told the press was that your visit was to resolve the vexed issue of substantive CJ. I never knew your allegations was only a vener.
As a Special Adviser,I have no befitting to accomodate my PAs and SAs yet i carried on.
Let me not bore you further with what I know you dismiss as prolixity.
I sincerely advise that you give penetrating thoughts to your leadership paradigm. The people around you are people ready to die for your sake.Do not dampen their spirits.They are but human beings. Expereince is Pre-eminent where advice is ignored.
I conclude Sir,by once more thanking you for opportunity and wish you God's guidance and blessings as i exit your government.
Thank you and God bless.
Your's
Sir Opunabo Christian Inko Tariah

hinwazaka:
Very soon, we will see him shaking hands with Peterside.

If he does that, it will be a big blow to Wike's front, and it will bastardise Wike's effort during the re-election if the election finally gets annulled at the Supreme Court. I pity Wike.

Opunabo Inko Tariah, the Media and Publicity Aide to Rivers State Governor. Barr. Ezenwo Nyesom Wike resigns his appointment as media aide, claims his office has been starved of funds since his appointment except funds for publications and advertorial.
While thanking the State Governor and the people of Rivers State, He stated that Governor Wike never heeded the several advices he was given in respect of media and Publicity in the state in this new administration.
It would be recalled that Mr. Inko Tariah has been in the news lately, first for his attack on the Nigerian Judiciary of judicial gang up against his employer Mr. Wike to which the Governor had since distanced himself from the statement, stating that he believed in the Judiciary.
Lately, Mr. inko Tariah was in the news again for an assassination attempt on his life, to which he was lucky to escape.

Hmmm, I think I like the concept of the treasury single account. Govt should continue

Plz what's the frequency to listen to it here in PH?

kahal29:
While pleading for staggered payment model, MTN has finally bowed to pressure as it has accepted to pay the N1.04 trillion fine slammed on it last week by the telecoms regulatory authority, the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC).

Accordingly, the telecoms operator was fine for violating its directive on SIM deactivation.

This follows series of meeting held between MTN management team from South Africa and Nigeria with the Vice President, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo.

The telecoms operator which has largest subscriber base in Nigeria, it was gathered, may have agreed to pay the fine to sustain the interest of its telecoms business.

Industry sources who confirmed the new arrangement, disclosed that the federal government is already yielding to the plea, which according to him, was part of the agreement reached at the series of meeting held at the weekend in Nigeria.



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/mtn-bows-to-pressure-agrees-to-pay-n1-04trn-fine/

What I fear most about this sanction is that immediately MTN pays this fine, Nigerian subscribers would still be the ones to pay for it with increased tarrif and poor services

[quote author=Freegift75 post=39587889]This is a true life story

My immediate siblings are twin brothers, same mother and father. November 5, they will mark their 39yrs of age. Taiwo and Kehinde happily married and lived comfortably.

Is not the same man that olosho made to part with 50k because he gave her a lift?
My friend if this new story is true also, then I think you must have offended the gods for various calamity to be befallen you like this

My guy, tell your guy to shun all the above advise telling him to take it softly... The church babe sabi say ur guy na bad boy naim make she agree to date am, she wants to do something different, she wants to explore, to wants to do the things that all her church brethren would naturally be afraid to do, because Pastor is watching from somewhere. The babe needs him to take her to impossible places that she could only imagine. Though it is very important that your nigga takes it subtly and sharply
I had a Muslim chic once as a friend, while chatting we started exploring secrets, I told her my own secret was that I masturbate (sharp guy like me no fit tell her my worst kept secret na) naim d babe open up to me that she fantasizes being a heroine in B D S M role play (B D S M is rough and kinky sex) the kind that was depicted in the movie 50 shades of Grey, though she confessed to being a virgin. Trust me na, I guided her through the process, taught her what she needed to know, showed her that I was an expert, and ladies and gentlemen, somebody I never imagined I could bleep in my wildest dreams, is making me give her the roughest bleeping of her life.
So, don't believe all the hype about joining her in born againism, ur guy should do his own thing, show her all she's been missing wearing all those long gowns.
Na my own be this ooh.. I am out

Please what is "soro niyen" that I see people use on nairaland always.

sauceEEP:

guy your finished
How you go allow her carry the market comot?
You don enter mehn!

Guy, as I release, i carry my tool come out, but condom no follow, I put hand search I no see. Wetin be the consequences

I want find out what is with prostitutes disappearing with your sperm after you bleep them. I don bleep one ashawo before, but before you say jack, I was looking for my condom with the sperm inside it. I raise dust for the brothel no show... Plz somebody advise me, I am scared as it is right now.

Omo, you're sitting on a long thing, any girl that will tease you and flirt with you only to turn around and tell you she has a boyfriend, when you finally ask her out is capable of murder. She can unplug a life support machine from you and sit back and watch you die.
Omo, my one and only advice for is to let the bitch go. Don't even pretend that you wanna be friends, if she asks you, tell her if it's just casual friends you looking for, that you have several of them, what you need now is someone to love and cherish, and if she ain't giving it to you, let her enter the back seat with her change.
Bro! There is no time! These bitches ain't loyal.

All Naija girls are gold diggers. I don't even own a car, but because my house is tuished, I don't stress myself much, I just invite them over to my place, the rest, as they say is history.

It's just a fee waiver, I got the same text sometime in 2009, traveled from onitsha to Lagos, only to be told the cost of books and all what not amounting to about 150k to 250k depending on choice of courses interested in

Op no be lie you lie, our naija girls in naija dey learn work compared to naija girls in Ghana. Ashawo for naija dey dress well at least in case person wey know her see am, but for Ghana, they pierce ear, nose, tongue and lips, then draw different types of tattoo. I pity them

Op it is a lie, if you have complained once, MTN never subscribes you again. I just think you have itchy fingers to try out one or two enticing MTN caller tone promos, especially when they promise you that it's free, you jump in and after the first free one month, when they deduct 50 naira, you come here and start crying.
Op, plz in Francis Odega's voice: gerrarra hia! U know what am saying