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Politics / Re: Photos Of Police Unleashing Terror On Women In Imo Yeserday During Gej Visit by Cellytones: 7:38pm On Mar 25, 2015
1MCN:
The pix are blur and do not clearly suggest police brutality caught in action.

But if that happened then it is reprehensible.

But let me advice the poor masses. It is constitutionally a treasonable offence to block the right of way to any president in his own country within his term of office. Let's not abuse the freedom of information or mistake it for freedom of misbehaviour. The people urging you on can never appear or send their family.

Ekwusigom

May truth continue to dwell in your home. We do not and will never support abuse of any sort against women but tell me, how can women go and block a venue the president has decided to use even if they booked for the venue before him? For crying out loud, this is the president of a nation we are talking about biko nu! Please, my people, don't let anyone lure you into any political violence. Believe me, non of these politicians is worth dying for. Use your brain.

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Politics / Re: ICC To Investigate Patience Jonathan by Cellytones: 12:50pm On Mar 17, 2015
If ICC wants to investigate Mama P's statement, how about those who once said; "Blood will flow should we loose the election"?
Satellite TV Technology / Re: An Interesting Picture Of Nigeria At Night Taken From Space By NASA by Cellytones: 8:11pm On Feb 27, 2015
phorget:
Tell 'em to help us locate our Chibok girls pls!!!!...

Seriously o. They should help #BRINGBACKOURGIRLS#

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Health / Re: 22 Side Effect Of Masturbation by Cellytones: 4:37pm On Feb 26, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Rubbish! Nothing will make me dispose off my wonderful vaseline! angry

With this vaseline, i can have the best 3some ever with Kim K, Angelina Jolie and Genevieve together on my bed anytime anyday. There ain't no way I'm leaving that shii mehntongue

Friedplantain

You typed this and got 67 likes? cry

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Religion / Re: He Was Denied A Job Because His Church Doesn't Pay Tithe by Cellytones: 12:41am On Feb 26, 2015
I don't know the Parish you attend but I'm a catholic and I pay my tithe. I don't want to believe you're not also able to defend your faith when he diverted from the job talk to a religious one. Irrespective of the environment you are, don't fail to enlighten people about your faith. I've experienced a similar stuff and at the end my discussion with the man in question, he felt quite happy that I cleared his doubt on certain issues concerning my church.
I encourage everyone to please learn from this. It could be you tomorrow. What ever church you attend, try to know important things about the church. Join societies/groups, attend functions, buy books that concern the history, belief and practice of the church to gain knowledge. If you can't express your anywhere, you'll get embarrassed someday.

Nevertheless, people shouldn't bring in religion in matters like this. It's so bad and shows our high level of illiteracy. Smh
Celebrities / Re: Queen Celestine Meets Telemundo Stars In Miami (Photos) by Cellytones: 3:07pm On Jan 29, 2015
kennygee:
I envy her o

I can see Aylin Mijica there.

The guy from Fearliess heart Camillo/Lewis

The guy from Where is Elisa "Edwardo"

The police man from my heart beats for Lola "Fuljencio"

Telemundo suppose give you award o. See as you sabi them!
Religion / Re: Evil In The Church; My Experience At Dunamis, Abuja. (pictures) by Cellytones: 4:37pm On Jan 25, 2015
shedyman:
As is customary of me, I attended Dunamis Int'l, Abuja today, the 25th day of January 2015.

I parked my car at the garage created for that purpose. One of the ushers in grey suit menacingly approached me and sternly warned me not to park there. Cars were parked beside me without any warning issued to the other drivers.

I had to look around so as to be sure I was not missing anything, after doing this, I told the usher from the pit of hell that the spaces between my car and surrounding vehicles was wide enough for entry and exit (true to my word, the cars that were in the garage when I parked had moved out and other cars had parked in their stead).

At the close of service, I was shocked to discover my tyres had been maliciously deflated. Instinctively, I had to look around for the usher from hell who took offence that I had the audacity to challenge the reasonableness of his instructions, I was not surprised to find he was no where to be found.

Consequently, I approached one of the ushers on ground to make a harmless complaint, I was dumbfounded when he threatened he was going to beat me up if I don't take my car in the state of its deflated tyres out of the garage. I dared him, but sensing I was a little enlightened he exercised restraint.

These two attitudes I experienced today got me wondering what the church of today is turning into. Are these really the signs of end time? If workers in church put up these attitudes (albeit unjustly), can it be said that the preaching that comes up from the pulpit is in anyway purging society of evil, looting, corruption, prostitution and malice?

Whilst I respect the grace and will continue to respect the grace and anointing of the Senior pastor of the church, Dr. Paul Eneche, I wonder what a christian whose faith is still shaky will do in my circumstance.

This post is actually a clarion call for pastors to be wary of the character that surrounds them, because these workers are the image the public has of the church.

If this actually happened, then the ushers were totally wrong. Just imagining how demoralized you'll be going into the church after that wrong approach. So bad!
But I want to beg that you use polite words next time as I don't think 'pit of hell' is best for describing them. I hope your complaint reaches the Pastor and other pastors at large too, because this happens virtually everywhere even if sometimes not as harsh as described above sha. May God continue to show us a perfect way of working in His vineyard. Amen
Politics / Re: Police Battle Hoodlums As Jonathan Campaigns In Bauchi by Cellytones: 4:44pm On Jan 22, 2015
Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]this buhari certificate sandals sef, have inec not confirmed that he is war college diplomat,has the defence school not stated that he id an alumunus of defencing....this gej goverment and his propergender with his wife that cannot speak simple grammar that even my father was spoken while he lived. Let us all come out and voted buhari and we educated people shoudl help fish out the lies of this administrator before we are very late...sai buhari [/size]

See as you just dey disgrace your English teacher for here. Na by force to use Queen's English write? To worsen the case, you come dey insult a woman wey even gather morale fit speak for public like sey you fit even hold microphone. Take my advice dude, go back to school and this time pay attention to your English teach please.

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Politics / Re: Low Turnout Mars PDP State Rally In Gboko; Angry Residents Boo Governor Suswam by Cellytones: 1:19am On Jan 14, 2015
meracool:
PDP is a Sinking Ship..

CHANGE has Come on a Platter..
Nigerians Embrace CHANGE.


Vote GMB...
Vote Apc....

Together we can Do It...!!!

GMB can only cause turbulence but can never sink a PDP ship because the rougher the sea, the more ru.....you wey know?
Religion / Re: Ibadan Church Bans Leggings, Mini Skirts, Open Bosom & Topless Outfits (Photo) by Cellytones: 10:09pm On Jan 12, 2015
Ranchhoddas:
They are going to lose a lot of customers.

The house of God is not for buying and selling so the customers can go. Mbok! Lol..
Family / Re: "No! Don't Touch Me There" by Cellytones: 9:15am On Jan 08, 2015
reaky:
I should read it abi

Next time summariz

Another traffic for konga

Bros try read that stuff o. Never thought I could finish it too but now thanking God I did.

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Politics / Re: UN Moves To Stop Execution Of 54 Soldiers For Mutiny by Cellytones: 9:25pm On Jan 05, 2015
celeron40:
Only God can intervene...that's what happens when you send soldiers with AK-47 to go and face boko haram AAA..Its not only crimminal, its saddening..This is PATRIOTIC SUICIDE if you ask me. You ill-equip soldiers while feeding fat in Abuja, and send them to face hundreds of BH militants and you put your soldiers in hilux vehicles? In the U.S, the family of every soldier who was killed in combat, got a call from President Bush..Here in Nigeria, we don't even show their faces in newspapers or on news..A pilot of the NAF got shot down, yet Gen. Olukolade denied him..imagine being denied by your own country despite your bravery? The Nigerian Army is like the proverbial cat who eats its own kittens.

TANite idiots will come here now and say that Ban Ki Moon must be from APC.

Nigerians, look at your Chief Of Defence Staff...What a pig.

You've spoken well bro. I'm not an APC fan though neither am I a PDP fan but this is purely truth. God help us is all I can say
Politics / Re: Buhari Ranked Among Famous U.S Army War College Alumni By US Ranking Site by Cellytones: 8:29am On Dec 31, 2014
trotsky2:
ke kin chi kutumar ubanki yar shegiya! angry ina ruwan mu da yardan ki? betta be capool fa angry

These are the kind of english I'll be getting from GMB when I vote him abi? God forbid that an educated Almajiri (with MAKARANTAR BOKO) becomes my president.

GEJ.....till Nigeria gets a better option

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Agriculture / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Threaten Abia Villagers Over Missing Cows by Cellytones: 9:47am On Dec 30, 2014
[quote author=kennygee post=29328092]Since when did Fulanis become so violent?

Since our communities (E.g, Kogi, Enugu, Benue, Nassarawa, etc) proved feeble in protecting their own lands. Imagine foreigners claiming Mugambos in foreign lands. Mtcheeewww!!!
Politics / Re: Check Out Olamide's Picture With Professor Yemi Osinbajo by Cellytones: 10:20pm On Dec 29, 2014
Dzany:
Na wa ooo...............
IMO

This is not a good strategy!

Olamide and a pastor.....

The contents of Olamides lyrics na bad market nau.....


Pls no bashing ooo

Well said o. I don't know if you're thinking what I'm thinking right now; that the pastor after listening to Olamide's album considered talented and his lyrics worthy of tranforming Nigerians? God save your people!
Politics / Re: The Trains Are Back Look: At People Enjoying Nigerian Trains by Cellytones: 7:14pm On Dec 29, 2014
pimplucious:
A single live is far more important than any amount of train or whatsoever. Even if the whole of naija is turned into a well refurbished train I don't give a damn just do something about ur cluelessness and the #ChibokGirls then u might get my support.

Untill then let only the narrow minded and intern rodents keep clamoring for a 2nd term which I doubt u will get.

E go do you like indian film when you go see am on seat come 2015. Your cluelessness has denied you the true vision of his good works. Bad belle!

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Celebrities / Re: Oge Okoye's Husband & Nkiru Sylvanus Are Engaged? - Stella Dimokokorkus by Cellytones: 4:49pm On Dec 29, 2014
blemon44:
if this is true
shame on nkiru

she cant get a man of her own

Abeg read the story before you begin this your "shame on Nkiru" movie. Lol
Religion / Re: Why Did It Take 2,000 Years For The Gospel To Reach Nigeria? by Cellytones: 9:01am On Dec 28, 2014
malvisguy212:
T he first book of the Bible, Genesis, says that God chose Abraham to make into a great nation. The descendants of Abraham, the Jews, would establish the nation of Israel to become a people of God's own possession.God has chosen the Jew to reach out to the world.The bible is full of foreshadowing, an event that happen but God use it to show us what he will do in the future.hosea was a old testament prophet,in that book of hosea the children of isreal always disobey God,and God say he will scatters them and on the third day he will revive them and isreal shall live in my sight. This is a foreshadowing of how God is about to scatter isreal and reach out to the new testament church.

In acts 1:6-8
6 Then they gathered around him and
asked him, “Lord, are you at this time
going to restore the kingdom to Israel?”
7 He said to them: “It is not for you to
know the times or dates the Father has
set by his own authority. 8 But you will
receive power when the Holy Spirit
comes on you; and you will be my
witnesses in Jerusalem, and in all Judea
and Samaria, and to the ends of the
EARTH.”

God scatter isreal, for 1900 there is no nation of isreal, the scattered isreal became a nation in 1948,why? The gospel has been preach and isreal are about to live in the sight of God (the saints) now that you have hared the gospel, you have no excuse.

I prophesy that your generation will never lack God's defence as you have defended His word today. For those who still doubt. Go on!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Military Xmas Message by Cellytones: 1:24pm On Dec 26, 2014
IamDejman:
See them liars


With ammunition or without?
Consider those innocent soldiers who truly died and those who are still ready to die for you. Think again sir!

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Politics / Re: How The Kids Abducted By Housemaid Were Found Near Police Station by Cellytones: 8:38am On Dec 12, 2014
adexsimply:






I can't see anywhere in the article that they were found by Jesus or God

Whatever you worship; Jesus, Allah, or any deity, always return glory to them in all circumstance. I advice you watch what you say before you offend your creator.
Politics / Re: Disturbing Images From Recent Kano Mosque Attack, Viewer Discretion Is Advised. by Cellytones: 1:22pm On Nov 30, 2014
ratiken:
Anyday the northern elders and Buhari decide to call their boys to order... Bokoharam will be history.

Until then, anything to discredit GEJ is part of the game plan to make the country ungovernable as promised. RIP to the dead.
I bet you GMB may be innocent of this but his statement will keep hunting him, causing all fingers to point at his direction.
I hope other politicians will learn that there is truly power in the tongue.
For the records, I'm not supporting any party o. All we want is a better Nigeria. That's all!
RIP to the dead!
Politics / Re: One Of The Gunmen Captured After The Kano Bomb Blast Begged For His Life by Cellytones: 12:55pm On Nov 30, 2014
Abagworo:
They should have extracted information from the young man instead of killing him. Now we are still left speculating about those behind boko haram.
Those behind boko haram have been revealed long before now but they seem 'above the law' so can't be prosecuted.
Politics / Re: One Of The Gunmen Captured After The Kano Bomb Blast Begged For His Life by Cellytones: 12:48pm On Nov 30, 2014
DesChyko:
Hahaha.. Funny act. He pleads after being deaf to the plight of the praying deceased?? Was that part of the plan? I thought they were to be fearless, heartless murders. This is definitely out of script.

But if I were to have a say, I'ld not kill them, but hand them over to the authorities for information extraction. But then, I'm not from Northern Nigeria.
The last thing I will do is to hand over any insurgent to any authority. How many have we handed over, how many have we seen prosecuted? Mtcheeeewww!

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Politics / Re: Gunmen Kill 11 In Rivers State by Cellytones: 12:08pm On Nov 30, 2014
Truckpusher:
Shattap T-boy,They are all cultist fighting for supremacy over who control the area and rake in the normal cash flow from the two oil majors and other servicing companies that operate in that area called OML 58 (Oil Mining Lease). tongue
Your intel tight....No mind ignorant people.
Politics / Re: 14-year Old Kano Child Bride, Faces Death Penalty For Allegedly Killing Husband by Cellytones: 2:41pm On Nov 29, 2014
tarryT:
That is the beauty of Sharia.... Allah be praised.

Can you explain what you mean please?
NYSC / Re: Female Corper Decamped For Slapping A Male Corper in Delta State by Cellytones: 5:55pm On Nov 17, 2014
What if this used erotic words on her or has been harrasing her sexually? This judgement no pure sha but only God knows it all
Politics / Re: News Alert: Gunmen Attack Koton-karfe Prison, Free Inmates by Cellytones: 9:54pm On Nov 03, 2014
Gunmen launched an attack on the Koton-Karfe prison late sunday night and bla bla bla....

Sustained gun fires lasted for hours on tuesday...

I don't get this seriously! Was the attack for two days or what?
Politics / Re: Civilian JTF Beheads 41 Boko Haram Fighters by Cellytones: 9:44pm On Oct 31, 2014
persius555:
Morally speaking, what is the difference between CJTF and BH if Pow's head are to be severed to prove a point. Rather, BH prisoners could be paraded in public and summary secret execution carried out. Beheading is primitive and barbaric.

I don't agree with you. This is war and the people's spirit is dampled already so you need whatever it takes to keep their morale alive. More BH heads pleeeaaaaasssseeeee
Politics / Re: President Jonathan & Emir Sanusi Reconcile In Abuja by Cellytones: 5:26pm On Oct 30, 2014
How about those who died fighting for the 'big heads?' I wonder when our youths will stop because of politicians. None of my business way (NOMBA)

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Sports / Re: FIFA To Ban Nigeria By The End Of Today If... by Cellytones: 3:55pm On Oct 27, 2014
Every time FIFA wants to ban Nigeria, when will they ever want to commend us on anything? God pass 'em naija haters...
Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia To Work At Ebola Center In US (She's A Nurse) by Cellytones: 5:33pm On Oct 24, 2014
Nothing person do wey go please Nigerians. If she no accept now dem go sey Nigerians no like to sacrifice, now she accept dem sey na because of money...NOMBA (None of my business anyway)

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Sports / Re: Jay Jay Listed In 100 Best Players In EPL History. by Cellytones: 6:05pm On Oct 23, 2014
If Jay Jay like make him be number 1, so far sey manU players there reach almost 30. Lol

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