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Jokes Etc / Conversatio Between Man And Rat by Chebejohn(m): 11:44am On Aug 09, 2013
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Rat: (with tiny voice) hello.
Man: hello, who am i
speaking wit?
Rat: na Mr John be dis abi?
Man: yes u are speaking
wit Mr
John, who is dis pls?
Rat: so u no recognize my
voice
abi? Na me ur room mate.
Man: u say what?.
Rat: ur room mate Rat. I
dey ur
room now..
Man: i beg ur pardon?
Rat: which yeye beg u dey
beg. i
never chop since
yesterday wey u
waka comot. I check that
place
wey u dey put food i no
see
anything.
I check d kitchen nothing.
I even
check ur fridge no single
food
there E be like say u wan
kili me
abi..
No problem, i jux say
make i let u
know say that ur
certificate 4
inside your wardrobe wey
dem
write LAGOS STATE
UNIVERSITY i
don eat d "LA" comot.
Remaining
"GOS" STATE
UNIVERSITY.
Let me see which work u
go take
"GOS" state university
find.
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Family / Re: Names You Would Like To Call Your Kids by Chebejohn(m): 4:25pm On May 25, 2013
(Girl)Vicki chikadibia,chukwuchebe david
(Boy)kingsley ndubuisi,chukwuchebe david
(Girl)josphine chiamaka,chukwuchebe david
(Boy)williams uba, chukwucheb david
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau, Opens Facebook Profile! by Chebejohn(m): 6:38pm On May 21, 2013
hahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahahhahahahhahahaha
ha no be only una sabi facebook but wait oo,come talk sense ni his only indirectly broadcasting himself to nigerians that his not yet dead
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Technical & Brain Teaser Questions Asked During Job Interviews by Chebejohn(m): 8:06am On Sep 22, 2012
Plz can someone here help me,what's the difference b/w bb bold 2 and bold 4
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Technical & Brain Teaser Questions Asked During Job Interviews by Chebejohn(m): 7:59am On Sep 22, 2012
I came I saw and I conquared
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Technical & Brain Teaser Questions Asked During Job Interviews by Chebejohn(m): 7:55am On Sep 22, 2012
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Science/Technology / Re: Amazing Giant Snake Killed In Egypt Red Sea. by Chebejohn(m): 9:17am On Aug 11, 2012
You guys should always pray make this kind of anacoda no even come for west africa talkless of being in nigeria,if such thing happen that means both our predo and boko haram will be consumed[color=#990000][/color]
Car Talk / Re: Made In Nigerian Buses Finally Hit Lagos Road. by Chebejohn(m): 10:42pm On Mar 29, 2012
DO innoson produce keke napep
Education / Re: Waec Time Table by Chebejohn(m): 11:47am On Mar 21, 2012
[color=#770077][/color]omo dis guys never complete the time table cus igbo no dey here and huasa no dey dat means eno complete na,wrong 80% out of 100%
Travel / Re: South Africa: No Compensation For Deported Nigerians by Chebejohn(m): 2:14pm On Mar 16, 2012
why must they compensate

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