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Jobs/Vacancies / Wholesale And Retail Sales For Global Alliance International by Chi2020: 4:16am On Oct 20, 2016 |
We sell wholesale and retail price for Global Alliance international food supplements. We deliver to any part of the country with affordable prices. Interested buyer should indicate or whatsapp me on 08037860196
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Adverts / Kaduna Business For Everyone by Chi2020: 3:57am On Oct 20, 2016 |
KADUNA WEALTH BUILDERS SEMINAR!!! "The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes." - Marcel Prous WEALTH BUILDERS must see with new eyes. You are specifically invited to a unique business seminar. VENUE : Philmore Garden and Resort, 11 Algaria Road Barnawa Shopping Complex (opposite 212) Kaduna. DATE: Saturday 22 October 2016 TIME: 3:00pm (PROMPT) ADMISSION: FREE Mobile: 08037860196 Save the date |
Jokes Etc / I Don Die by Chi2020: 10:15pm On Jul 12, 2012 |
A man was discusn wit d wife. Enitin dat wud result to my death,i wud prevent. "Evry1 must surely die 1 day,answed d wife". A fateful sat morn,d man sat at d sitting rum reading a newspaper. He came across a headline; a whole family died after eating beans. D man called d wife, after reading it, she sympatized wit dem nd left to d kitchen. She later came out."Am off 2 d market,ur beans is on d dinning" D man turned 2 ha "So after wot i read u expect me 2 eat beans,have u eaten?" No" D woman answered. "wot about junior? "Junior is playing,he wil eat later" "Is dere anytin in d house apart from beans?"Notin,dat y am going 2 d market" "U sud hav made provision 4 anoda fud,since beans kils nw" "papa junior,if u r nt eating,leave it dere,am off 2 d market".D man paced up nd down trying 2 figure out wot 2 do.After a while,he stood"I tink i no wot 2 do!He went outside and beckoned on dia dog,after positioning d fud 2 it,he watched wit fascination as d dog swallowed d beans. He kept a closer watch on d dog,2 c wen it wud die. 30 mins into 1hr,d dog was stil alive so he joyfully went 2 d dinning 2 have his fud as he was seriously hungry. Hadly had he eaten d last spoonful had d son ran into d sittint rum screaming"Daddy bingo has died come and see" D boy ran out again.D man luked at d remaining spoonful beans nd droped it on d plate and ran into d kitchen. He opened d cupboard ,taking out a bottle ful of red oil and gulped it,hadly had he gulped it,d son stormed into d kitchen"Daddy,come nd c d car dat killed bingo,he's asking 4 d owner" "U mean bingo did not just die,it was killed by a car? Ewoooooo see me see death. |
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