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im on the site now and they are ststing stuffs like 2 years of experience and above.I dont know if im on the right track, could someone please help?cos i thot the job is for trainees |
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I don't get it,is it a crime that some people really studied hard to make a 2.1 and are apreciated for their efforts by being offered nice job opportunities? ![]() I was so disappointed when I read replies abusing someone that gave a golden piece of information Victor, sorry about that, please dont let this olodo people make u feel bad after a good deed ![]() To those olodo people that abused him, its so glaring why you couldn't even pass in school,guess u spent ur time abusing people instead of reading, nonsense ![]() |
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Please o,nairalanders. I have this freind that works with one of these big banks in Nigeria and she poses a lot.The problem is that she really, desperately wants to get married soon cos age dey go down but there is no BOBO in her life now,i guess its because of her over-shakara.Recently a neighbour of hers proposed marriage to her.The guy is doing averagely well.Now, my pose-pose friend has already given people in the neighbourhood the impresion that she hangs out with only 'BIG BOYS'.She is confused about what to do cos she knows people in the neighbourhood will laugh at her saying 'after all the shakara, see who she married'.She asked my opinion so I decided to share with you guys. Should she marry the neighbour or should she keep waiting for Mr hiding 'Right' ? |
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Should I put this thread here or in JOBS? ENJOY SHA. Exciting Job Opportunities in the Niger Delta Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young officers. The positions are: Area Head, Kidnapping: The successful applicant who will report to the Executive Council, and the Executive Director, Abuja , is expected to possess the following competencies: 1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage) 2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German 3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos 4) Ability to swim in deep waters 5) Ability to recognise fake/marked naira notes by sight 6) Ability to easily recognise all Senators and Ministers of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. Evidence of previous successful kidnap of BIG MEN must be provided (pictures preferable) Photographer: 1) Minimum of 5 years experience taking photos in war zones. (Domestic fights do not qualify as war zones for these purposes) 2) Proficiency in the use of explosives as camera lighting. 3) Knowledge of the different skin tones of expatriates, as an aid to taking high-quality pictures, is a must. 4) Proficiency in the use of Adobe Photoshop, and Internet photo uploading software is a must. Please include a portfolio of previous photo-samples (must contain kidnapped persons OR be taken in war-zones OR be nightshots in blackspots like Oshodi, 3rd Mainland bridge, Apongbon, etc) Militant Trainee: 1) Candidates must be between the ages of 13 and 50, be at least 4m tall, and may be male or female. 2) Minimum of Nursery School/Kindergarten certificate. 3) Jobless university graduates, and serving policemen will be given special consideration. 4) Possession of jungle boots and face mask is a must. 5) Preference will be given to persons with knowledge of foreign European languages, and persons with the ability to swim. Renumeration: Very attractive, competitive, and comparable with industry standards (payments in foreign currencies). Official guns, boats and grenades will be provided. Excellent training, involving offshore secondment ( Iraq , Afghanistan etc) from time to time Regular appearance on CNN, Alaaroye, Time Magazine, The Economist and other International magazines. Excellent networking opportunities with Nigerian politicians, oil magnates, and foreign businessmen. Interested applicants should forward their applications and detailed curriculum militae within two weeks to: militant_recruitmen t@OsamaConsultin g.com |
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@ stellaose, abeg follow me see o. ![]() @ topic, pls pls pls, go and learn oyibo biko.which one is 'a investment banker'. upon all the london wey you dey claim. na wa oooh |
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Haba,dats not true.i know someone dat has a 2.2, finishd from a state university, and was called up for the test. He submitted his cv at their head office and he doesn,t know any one there. Ah Ah, all this rumour mongers |
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RUN, RUN, RUN. Gbaba oso. sa re, i dont know wat it is in hausa .pls don,t give them 1 naira, I fell victim to the same primesavic last year, they are rogues, its always one stupid marketing job or another, with no pay,only one annoying commission, run |
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Hi Paullo, the Key is CONFIDENCE.For me, first, they asked me 'briefly talk about yourself, You shld start with name,family background,schools attended, where u served/worked and mainly your strengths.Then they would look at ur cv and ask u questions based on wat u listed out there.After dat,its why do you want to work with diamond,wat can u offer dem that they dont have already, you just think of any innovative banking products, dey asked me my weakness, u have to tell them a weakness that projects positivity.Also they asked me why they shold pick me amongst all the other candidates, you just project your skills and abilities.If they ask you if you have any question,just think of something intelligent and ask them,like possibile opportunities of career growth and career path,or find about any of their recent products/services and ask a question on it.Well that's all I can remember.Wish you the best. |
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Thanx a lot Ferari, please any idea about their allowances,upfronts, productivity, i would like to know the total package.Thank you |
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i wonder why people give forwarding phone numbers and e-mail addresses on this forum for 'further discussions', isn't this suppose to be a forum to share ideas for evryone's benefit? |
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hi marykay,i cant remember vividly cos i took the test last year. Anyway,I know it is divided into three sections- arithmetic,English and I think the last section is Logic(IQ Test). The arithmetic is not very difficult but you have to be very fast. The English is comprehension,antonyms,synonyms,words and meanings (abt 5 questions in each category)stuffs like dat, Im not very sure about the IQ section, In all its Less than 100 questions,i think about 90mins, So Gudluck,wishin u d best, u can inform us wen u pass d test cos i can remember d interviews very well ![]() |
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Hi darling nairalanders, I have been having a swell time on this forum. Big 'Thank You' 2 Seun. Please I need information about the total pay package of entry level diamond bank staff. I got an offer there and I want to compare to my present place.Thank You very much. |
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very,very poor, we've nt had light 4 d past 2 wks |
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Hi nairalanders,I have a big problem of indecision here.I am working in a not very popular consulting firm that pays averagely well and has a wonderful work environment, very relaxed and well organised.Right now i have an offer to come and resume Diamond bank training.I am confused.Should I continue with the Consulting firm or go to the bank that pays much better? |
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