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Politics / Re: I’ll Run For Presidency In 2015, Says Buhari by Chillypelly(m): 10:27am On Apr 18, 2013
Grand Commander of the Virgin Hunters again I lost a fellow corp member and friend during the 2011 election cortesy of the blood thirsty General cum boko haram instructor. I will campaign against this useless man with the last drop of my blood. I suggest younger politicians like Tambuwal and Fashola be given all the support to save nigeria from the shoeless fisherman as his team is clueless.
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With My Girlfriend, But The Bride Price Is Just Too Much by Chillypelly(m): 12:10pm On Apr 16, 2013
I wonder why a GMC truck should be compared to a relign bicycle. Marry an Imo chic and unlock self actualization, wealth and posperity for yourself. Why should an Imo girl armed with education, beauty and swag be compared side-by-side with an nsukka okpa retailer, an onisha rove (love) extremist, a benin international love peddler, a yoruba smelling pu**y, a niger delta naive slowpoke, an ebonyi village girl or the idoma baby machines... Save me the bikering for another thread!!!

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Family / Re: Man Impregnates Wife’s Friend 3 Months After Wedding by Chillypelly(m): 4:00pm On Apr 15, 2013
Professional randy He-goat.

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Politics / Re: Okonjo-Iweala Denies Pursuing Igbo Agenda Allegation by Chillypelly(m): 11:35am On Apr 15, 2013
P e r s o n a l l y , i l i k e t h i s h a t e g a m e o n t h e I g b o s because we tend to move faster to the top while the haters sip and fill their hate bellies with gutter water.
Politics / Re: Who Is Most Likely To Become The Next Governor Of Anambra State? by Chillypelly(m): 12:10pm On Apr 11, 2013
Soludo came with the best manefesto during the 2010 elections. Imagine having the Onisha boulevard with buildings with a minimum 12 floors dotting an 8 lane road of about 3km. Functional hospital of about 16 floors to promote health tourism, the Anambra shopping world to become the biggest shopping mall in africa, the Onisha wonder city with four transport modal plan (water,road,monorail,cable car and air). The Louis Ojukwu Airport to be built through PPP. The guy has all Anambrians needs as a people. As for Obi the lady governor, he should go and retire to his village so that our money can stop going into the purchase of ambulances.

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Celebrities / Re: People Keep Calling Me Handsome Guy. Am I Really Handsome? by Chillypelly(m): 8:05pm On Apr 10, 2013
Please report yourself to the nearest brain doctor. You call yourself handsome I understand the class of girls you mean are the pris-kissi-mmi girls. Find time and upgrade your quest for cheap popularity. When you get to your village, insist that your mum tells you more about your blood line. A witch is really fanning her self with your pix.

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Celebrities / Re: "I Used To Sell Nkwobi And Pepper-Soup"- Omawumi by Chillypelly(m): 12:14pm On Apr 10, 2013
Pepper soup maiden cum Barrister musician turned international love peddler. Quite inspirational. It means my brick layering expoits can make me be compared only with Obama in few years time... Yes we can jare!!!
Sports / Re: Oshiomhole Registers For 10km Okpekpe Race by Chillypelly(m): 11:35am On Apr 10, 2013
I think he will make a replacement for the newly retired DG of NSC.
Politics / Re: CBN To Inject More Lower Naira Denominations by Chillypelly(m): 9:05am On Apr 10, 2013
Okija juju a.k.a unknown member try to be more reasonable with your brain while contributing to threads. You constituent more nuisance than all the militants groups put together... No hard feelings, just advising.
Politics / Re: Stop Drinking Free Beer,know Your Neigbours: Fashola Urges Lagosians by Chillypelly(m): 4:46pm On Apr 02, 2013
Even when Mama Nkechi decides to piss me off
Celebrities / Re: Eva Alordiah's Photoshoot At AFWL Concession Store by Chillypelly(m): 7:42pm On Mar 27, 2013
Gush!!! Thats my ex-chic posing half nude. Exactly the reason I dumped her. She just refuse to learn from her past. Its ok I understand she's trying to lure me back buh sorry I cant... Please tell her I'm sorry if it hurts.
Politics / Re: MASSOB Declares June 8 Sit-at-home, Demands Rev. King’s Release by Chillypelly(m): 10:51am On Mar 27, 2013
Please take note its MASSOB Ebonyi State.
Politics / Re: Nigerian Roads Are Getting Better- ABC Transport by Chillypelly(m): 6:23pm On Mar 26, 2013
Please give credit to whoever is deserving of it. GEJ is doing a great job in the area of road infrastructure. I worked with the works ministry, monitor progress of work and visit project sites. There is massive construction going on all over nigeria and the least I can say is that the job done is simply insane. There are 11,322 km of roads under construction and the quality of work is world class. Please dont be a decieved by the BROOM ELDERS' COUNCIL .

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Politics / Re: What Qualities Do You Like About President Goodluck Jonathan? by Chillypelly(m): 7:30am On Mar 21, 2013
His undying love for cassava bread, abakiliki rice and facebook.
Politics / Re: FG To Invest N1.6trn In Railway by Chillypelly(m): 5:32pm On Mar 18, 2013
Can some one tell me why the famous Onisha-Owerri-Aba rail line is missing on the list... Is it something about Rochas and APC
Politics / Re: Jonathan Pardons Bello Magaji, Homosexual Molester, Triggering Fresh Controversy by Chillypelly(m): 11:49am On Mar 18, 2013
GEJ the retardee and the release of fresh air from the presidential account. What a shameless way of promoting criminality.
Politics / Re: Mallam Aminu Kano International Terminal For Commissioning Tomorrow by Chillypelly(m): 12:07pm On Mar 14, 2013
@ Dr Muzungu Sam Mbakwe Int'l Cargo Airport is the process of getting int'l flights permission. Nevertheless it has more flight traffic than the much celebrated Mallam Aminu Int'l Airport that is only for seasonal airlift of prilgrims and donkey transportation.

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NYSC / Re: FG Set To Review NYSC Allowance Upwards by Chillypelly(m): 4:06pm On Mar 13, 2013
@Esulaalu Insulting Unknown Member We dont need rocket science to know that your cerebrum is damaged. I empathize with your people considering the amount of resources wasted. Pls consider embarking on a trip to india for mental restoration ** My candid advice**
Celebrities / Re: Psquare Ventures Into Oil Business by Chillypelly(m): 2:03am On Mar 12, 2013
Me sef wan oyel business na loan I dey find.
Politics / Re: I Never Resigned - Imo Deputy Governor, Agbaso by Chillypelly(m): 8:42pm On Mar 11, 2013
The time has finally come. Imagine keeping yam beside a goat and expecting it not having a bite. Jude the long time frauster is at it again lying at a glaring truth. In 1993, he escaped investigation in a criminal matter in the US. I knew he wont repent afterall once a frauster always a frauster. The underlining word is that his cohort is the governor himself... I weep for Imo.
NYSC / Re: Corpers - We Wasted One Year Serving Nigeria by Chillypelly(m): 2:53pm On Mar 08, 2013
The daft of a man called Gowon instituted it solely for personal gains. I can recall escaping death by the whiskers during thte 2011 elections in the north. The huge funds spent on that venture should have been used to create jobs.
Politics / Re: Fashola And Rochas Okorocha Visit Ladipo Market. Pics.. by Chillypelly(m): 2:10pm On Mar 08, 2013
@ Farem Soon u will laugh in burundi. Find a life aside weed ur situation is getting even worse.
Politics / Re: Fashola And Rochas Okorocha Visit Ladipo Market. Pics.. by Chillypelly(m): 1:35pm On Mar 08, 2013
If you want first hand info about the swine nature of the yorubas pls visit a yoruba man's house in the morning. The degree of odour that ozzes out will remind you of the tears that flowed into the rivers of babylon. Even good enough to kill any flying or crawling insect including witches. Little wonder the broom stick is a component of the acn logo.

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Politics / Re: Okorocha Faults Formation Of PDP Governors’ Forum by Chillypelly(m): 11:27pm On Mar 05, 2013
I see 8 more governors joining APC at the eleventh hour. Dont be surprised APC will win PDP fair and square. I am a progressive Igbo and the least i can say is that APC will sweep across the country like wild fire at the right time. Lady (Mrs) Peter Obi will be singing songs of sorrow with his feminine voice also at the right time... **Make i poo i dey come**

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Interior Ministry Aiding Job Scam – Federal Character Boss by Chillypelly(m): 4:26pm On Mar 05, 2013
The vultures are gathering but nah holy ghost fire go scatter them. Pastor David Mike and Evangelist Abba Moro are twins connected by brain and apostles of corruption. Pls send words to them that nigerians are wiser.

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Car Talk / Re: The New 6-wheel-drive Mercedes G63 AMG by Chillypelly(m): 10:01am On Mar 05, 2013
This car reminds me of my days with Fela in malhata.
Politics / Re: ABSU Withdraws Orji Kalu's Certificate by Chillypelly(m): 3:55pm On Mar 03, 2013
The Orjis' are unique people. The first will be remembered for allocating 450 lock-up shops to his mother the egusi soup dealer while the latter will be remember for the massive patching of roads with cement and buying up half the landed properties in umuahia. Abia has a rich history of myopic leaders.
Sports / Re: Is Emmanuel Emenike The Heir To Rashidi Yekini by Chillypelly(m): 2:48pm On Feb 07, 2013
Pls be informed he is from Imo State. The brain box of the nation
Politics / Re: 36 States Of Nigeria And Their Meanings by Chillypelly(m): 1:04pm On Feb 01, 2013
Ask for the state with the most educated population and parades the highest number of black immigrants from africa ** IMO STATE**... Imo for life even unto death.
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Adopts Benin Republic, Dumps Nigerian Citizenship. by Chillypelly(m): 12:56pm On Jan 09, 2013
Good move Asari. Port harcourt don half your money u now come dey look for cheap cost effective place. Cheap plantain, cheap bolee, cheap cu*nt, etc. Eya well sha i hope say you no say HIV dey there as bolee dey there. *Kneeling down* Abeg no come back.
Business / Re: What Is Your Business Plan For 2013? by Chillypelly(m): 10:59am On Dec 28, 2012
Expanding my garri and kwulikwuli distribution network especially in the northeast where boko haram members are beakoning for supplies.

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