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Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: When You Keep Your Virginity Till Wedding Night & The Trumpet Sounds by Chimdiebere(m): 8:20pm On Dec 01, 2015
misspicy:

grin.....na true you talk o

please will you disvirgin me? cry

Romance / Re: My Mom Just Caught Me Mas+urbating(so Sad) by Chimdiebere(m): 10:53pm On Nov 29, 2015
greenstar:
I am so down right now as i type this.

my mom just caught me wanking off..

it all started this morning when I had an uncontrollable urge to self-service...
I hurriedly took my cream rubbed some on my palms and started pleasuring myself.. in that excitement I forgot to lock the door and !!! mom just busted in on me as she saw my erected p€nis and Immediately closed the door..

I haven't been able to come out of my room so sincE this afternoon as I can't look her in the face..
I don't know what she might be thinking of me now...



dear brothers and sisters. m@sturbation kills..

I was once a bright extroverted guy with looks to die for..but all that changed when I made the disastrous decision to m@sturbate..
since then I have become a loner always looking for an opportunity to be alone so as to self-service off..
I discarded all my friends as I just wanted to be alone..

my looks changed..I don't know if there is a scientific proof that wanking changes your good looks but my face is my proof..

I publicly denounce m@sturbation as it is ungodly...God help me...


please have this ever occurred to you and how did you handle it?

good evening
Next time you want to self-service make sure you do it behind closed doors or around mid nite or probably when your mom or anyone isn't at home! meanwhile here's my piece

Business / Re: My Mum's Experience With WEMA BANK by Chimdiebere(m): 3:56pm On Nov 29, 2015
Imagine you had N100M in your account at Wema bank and all of a sudden you discovered that you have a problem which made you to have temporary access to your account then after waiting you discovered only N700 left in your account . you'll be like this man in this pic

Business / Re: My Mum's Experience With WEMA BANK by Chimdiebere(m): 3:50pm On Nov 29, 2015
justicejay:
Happy Sunday to that man who's salary was wiped grin grin grin
happy Sunday indeed

Phones / Re: Tecno Is Going Premium And It Is Frightening. Here's Why by Chimdiebere(m): 3:37pm On Nov 29, 2015
hooged:
70k? That must be a joke.
more sense to your head! with 70k I'll buy Infinix rather!
Phones / Re: If You Own A Samsung Smartphone, You Need To Read This Right Now by Chimdiebere(m): 6:58am On Nov 10, 2015
kolexepana:

Beht why are you pained?
Phantom5 is the biggest phone in town now
Berra goan get yours
Tecno user, more sense to your head! grin
Phones / Re: If You Own A Samsung Smartphone, You Need To Read This Right Now by Chimdiebere(m): 6:56am On Nov 10, 2015
Youngpo413:
It won't stop samsung from being the king of smartphones.
Says who?? lemme tell you something, what Tecno and Infinix will do with ease simply because its MTK is what Samsung will do and die in the process! Samsung isnt a good phone for experimenting on and thats why its very expensive to repair a damage on it. You're not an android "Bender" that uses MTK so you wont understand! UP MTK DEVICES! WE RULE OVER ALL OTHER DEVICES
Business / Bvn Warning Alert!!!!! by Chimdiebere(m): 1:14pm On Nov 06, 2015
ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

Please never u for any reason give out your phone to any person. It's noticed that fraudsters collect your phone type these characters "*565*0#", and your BVN will appear and they use it to withdraw from your account electronically.

Try it and see. Notify your friends and relations. People have lost huge sum from this act. Be warned!!!
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by Chimdiebere(m): 5:45am On Oct 29, 2015
Demigods:
I have been contemplating on weather to post this or not, but it has gotten to the point I can no longer keep to myself and rely on informations from net, let me keep this short.

I and my gf have been in a relationship for over a year plus now and been having unprotected sex most time we see, I love her so much that I would love to marry her, we usually have unprotected sex all the time and she never got pregnant, she is not the cheating type, some may oppose me but if I say our history of how we came to be you will understand(story for another day) just 3 weeks ago she told me she missed her period and that she is pregnant after we had sex and I was shocked still wondering how come after a year of sex she never got pregnant, why now, I thought she was not fertile, fast forward to the point, she took abortion pills, mis..... to be precise, the pregnancy was just 2 weeks plus when she took it.

After taking it she was expecting to start bleeding and all that but she didn't, she only saw few drops of blood and having discharge along with stomach pains, so I made researches online and told her it is not every woman with preganacy that bleeds. She is very worried as she as never done it before, now the problem is it's been a week remaining 4 days to complete two weeks she took the drugs, yet she has been complaining of feeling unwell with pregnancy symptoms and last time I saw her days back her burst looks bigger and fuller alonsgide her ass and her skin looks a bit rough, she has been complaining and Now I'm a bit frustrated don't know what to do, her friends her advising her to do D and C method but I'm scared that there are no professionals to do it well as to avoid complications I said no to that, please nairalanders this was unexpected occurrence, help a brother out on to do, please how do we remove this pregnancy, we are both not ready for it now.

Moderators, please do this for me I need lots of people to share their views on what to do.
Abeg,wetin concern me with this one jare? When dem dey say make uba dey use condom, una no greee, now una don see the results abi? grin
Family / Re: Ladies! 7 Reasons Why You Should Sleep More Often With Your Husband by Chimdiebere(m): 10:41am On Oct 24, 2015
Atmmachine:
Not only their husbands.
Every girl ought to be having sex 5 times every week.

Don't allow your pusssy to rust.
Don't allow cobwebs to occupy your pussy.

Take the rod and banana every week.
God gave you the pusssy so you can enjoy sex with your boyfriend.
you have a point there! lol
Romance / See The Worlds Most Expensive intimacy gadget Sold For N3.6M (photos) by Chimdiebere(m): 1:58pm On Oct 23, 2015
I hope it can take users to heaven and allow them remain there. Luxury sex shop Coco de Mer has developed a £12,000 gold-plated intimacy gadget called the ‘Nell Pleasure Seed’.The limited edition piece of bedroom technology is designed in the shape of thecoco de mer seed – the oddly-shaped seed that the erotic shop is named after.The toy has five different vibration settingsat different levels of intensity and comes ina lockable wooden box.If you don’t have a spare £12,000, Coco de Mer offers a non-gold version of the toy for£220. Or Ann Summers will probably sort you out with a buzzing buddy for a tenth ofthe price.It dosnt end there. There is another sex toythat is worth N200 million. see it after the cut.Australian jewellery designer has developed a million dollar Love Machine, madewith diamonds, sapphires and sea pearls – but you’d have to get it madeup on commission. it is called the Royal Pearl.Who wants one?

Romance / Re: Photo Of Two Love-birds Kissing - Caption The Photo by Chimdiebere(m): 10:51pm On Oct 21, 2015

Career / Re: MTN, Etisalat And Glo: How They Pay Their Workers - www.NigerianBulletin.com by Chimdiebere(m): 5:22pm On Oct 21, 2015
gurunlocker:
MTN and Arsenal.... who stingy pass
Omo na mtn o!

Career / Re: MTN, Etisalat And Glo: How They Pay Their Workers - www.NigerianBulletin.com by Chimdiebere(m): 5:19pm On Oct 21, 2015
ladyF:
Etisalat is just the best, even in service delivery.

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Really? do you know how much these idiots have stolen from me?? Pls dont mention that network ever again! those people are nothing bit Arabian Rogues! MTN FOR LIFE!!
Career / Re: MTN, Etisalat And Glo: How They Pay Their Workers - www.NigerianBulletin.com by Chimdiebere(m): 5:18pm On Oct 21, 2015
ladyF:
Etisalat is just the best, even in service delivery.

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Really? do you know how much these idiots have stolen from me?? Pls dont mention that network ever again! those people are nothing bit Arabian Rogues!
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Held For Indian Teen's Rape by Chimdiebere(m): 9:32pm On Oct 20, 2015
JEGA01:
After raping many teenage Nigerian girls successfully, he has decided to go international. More power to your joystick grin


Phones / Re: This May Be The Most Expensive Phone You Will Ever See **pix** by Chimdiebere(m): 3:09pm On Oct 19, 2015
donefesco:
WOW
why go for this money and time wasting phone when you can actually opt for the Infinix hot note pro

Celebrities / Re: I Would Rather Masturbate Than Have Sex With Prostitutes – Patoranking by Chimdiebere(m): 2:34pm On Oct 19, 2015
KingBish:
Dancehall singer Patoranking has revealed he doesn’t give in to promiscuity.

The singer whose real names are Patrick Nnaemeka Okorie stated he would rather masturbate than sleep around with random girls.

The singer who also disclosed that he was single said he is more concerned about his career and his family as marriage is not in his plans at the moment.

In his own words, “If I tell you that I want to marry right now, would you not lie me down and beat me? I am single and ready to mingle. Right now, I am just concerned about my career and family. Marriage is not in the question for me. I don’t have a girlfriend. I am not a promiscuous fellow and if I ever need to blow off steam, I would rather make use of soap in the bathroom than be with random girls.”

Source: http://www.radar.ng/gist/i-would-rather-masturbate-than-have-with-prostitutes-patoranking/

Dear men, your thoughts please?
at least good thing he ain't a gay! Keep pumping till you die! grin
Business / Re: My Experience In The Bank Today by Chimdiebere(m): 12:11pm On Oct 19, 2015
SAPEDRO:
I had been looking forward to Monday morning since Friday evening, after closing very late from class and couldn't find my ATM card. I knew I had to cook to be able to eat during the weekend days, which is one of the things I hate the most.

I was able to pull through the weekend, so I dashed out to the bank as early as 8:am this morning and then went to the cashier who was unusually friendly, smiling asking me a lot of questions at the same time advertising the bank's products while processing my withdrawal in which most of the time her eyes was fixed on me.

I collected my money and then bade her goodbye, immediately I got out of the bank the deed happened, I got an alert! credit alert not debit, what I withdrew had been added to my initial balance, I was in a dilemma, even though I'm still a student, I'm financially ok and the money is a paltry compared to what I have, but this money could have gotten me a crisp Moda cris suit and somebody has given it to me for free out of carelessness or so I thought. It wasn't the easiest of all decisions but I summoned courage and went back to her and explained what had just happened to her, she was so excited and told me it was a mistake on her part, she thanked me and asked for my phone number so we could talk and thank me very well in the evening, I scribbled it down on her notepad and left. I am so happy with myself right now for the courage to return the money.
Abia! If I hear, say wet in happen? A whole you go return money wey go better your life and you dey there dey tell us say you be good Samaritan. Schwwwwwww! What nonsense! angry
Religion / Re: The Evil Called Pornography by Chimdiebere(m): 6:03pm On Oct 18, 2015
Pinkylilly:
Pornography draws your body, soul and spirit backwards. Its better to go and marry. Btw check out these guys. I've not seen any creative and affordable web designers like them oooo www.osh.businessinhabituel.com
interesting, maybe you have a point though, but lemme ask, do you think "Marriage" is the best option to escape this?? Definitely not! You can still get spilt even after marriage so don't think is everyone that is marriage compatible. Then what will you say about teenagers who watch pornography nko? And games that support pornography?
Romance / Re: I Let Her Come To My Home Now She Is Mad At Me Because I Refused Her Sex! by Chimdiebere(m): 11:10pm On Oct 10, 2015
jajajajajajaja! (I laugh in Spanish )! like seriously?? then wetin concern us?? angry[color=#000099][/color]

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