Donald95:
I just love being an Igbo man. We are always proud of our Heritage.

We are always proud to identify ourselves and our culture anywhere we go

If you don't like us, you better do yourself a favour by hugging a wire just like the Indian man did. It will save you from the torture you will continuously get on seeing our unending great achievement.


Igbo ga Adiriri... iseee

You are wicked!��

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OLAFIMIX:
Bro Peter keep ur cool, that ur kitchen na learner when God smile for my case....... soon

Lol!

OLAFIMIX:
Bro Peter keep ur cool, that ur kitchen na learner when God smile for my case....... soon

Lol!

Onegai:




This is totally very true (infact I'm brushing my hair right now because of it!) But the reality is that, children are the death of Sex in Marriage.

Baby age 2 months: you will prefer to sleep rather than be awake thinking of nyashing. Because you haven't slept upto 3 hours straight in 2 months

Baby age 6 months: your husband (rubbing thigh suggestively), assumed the position and suddenly you hear "nyaaahhhh"

Baby age 8 months: you wear bum shorts and your baby, desperate to fight all your weaning attempts, chooks his head into your laps looking for a way to open your top (I shi.t you not this happens till breastfeeding ends)

Baby age 11 months: you wear your white pant and bum shorts, guess who is going to spit up food all over it and rub her mouth on your top in vex that you're giving her solids you will so change clothes.

Toddler age 1 year: you lie down, your toddler follows you. You stand up, your toddler follows you. You go to the toilet and your toddler drums on the door until you come out. It's called Separation Anxiety.

Toddler age 1.6 years: you arrange and package yourself on the bed and carry remote control to watch, what was it, Africa Magic. Your toddler begins to scream blue murder, because they were showing Teletubbies, how dare you change the channel!

Terrible Twos and older: you and husband get down. Halfway through, you realise the house is quiet. Strangely quiet. That is because your child is drinking from the toilet, about to put a metal fork in a socket, pouring water into your speakers, trying to pull a chest of drawers on top of their silly head, eating Omo, about to "superman" off the balconey etc

See, until age 4, just go with the flow. You may end up throwing away pre-intimacy just so you can knack in between baby naps, on the floor with dirty clothes on. It is because they don't prepare men to be fathers that they don't realise this. Those that have stayed with families who had really young kids when they are old enough to remember are usually understanding when their turn comes.

Fathers should hang in there, because it will get better some day and you don't want your marriage in shambles by the time kids become independent. When they start school, things get better a bit.

LOL!

Escabado:
That's the Nigerian girl for you , all of them are all olosho and Runs girls . Any man that's trusting a nigerian woman is deceiving him self .because she will cheat on you countlessly

including your sisters abi? Mtcheww

EfemenaXY:


It works both ways.

Living in chronic poverty where gaining access to the very basics (food, clothing, shelter) isn't the exclusive preserve of the women folk.

No one here is saying don't stand by your partner when you hit a rough patch. What we're saying is: learn to appreciate your other half when they take on the added responsibility of running the home and bringing in the bacon.

There is nothing more depressing for a woman to work flat out just to keep the family afloat while the man does nothing to improve the situation. Thousands of women do it anyway but what adds pepper to the injury is when the man becomes obnoxious and makes an already difficult situation intolerable by making comments such as, "oh, shebi you've grown wings now because you're the sole earner..." or situations (like the @op's father) where the man gets too comfortable and doesn't see the need to get up and do something.

@op is getting a lot of stick because he endorses a slave mentality for women. Who wants to age before their time? For little to no appreciation with no thanks / acknowledgement.

God bless you ma for this post.

iamgiggssleaky:
Hi Nairalanders,  This is a testimony of how my younger sister miraculously scaled Jamb and got Admission into the University. I love  telling people this story because it was one of the most glaring moments that showed me that God na OgaBoss and He truly works wonders.

This is how it all Started. In 2014,  my sister successfully registered for Jamb thru the help of a friend who was my senior colleague in school and was given a center in Ikot Ekpene,  Akwa-Ibom State for the CBT since the paper based exam centers were already filled. We had made adequate preparations so everything was set. A week to the exam day,  i woke up that morning by 9am since I didn't have lectures that day (was in my final year then),  sluggishly picked up my fone and I dunno what even triggered me to holla the guy that helped with the registration. This was via whatsapp. So we chatted for a while and laffed over somethings and again something pushed me to ask him about the exam. So he asked me " oboy when be that ur sis exam again? " I was like 1week from now at ikot ekpene.  He paused for a while and prolly went to check up something.  When he came back online,  you won't blv what he told me. He said " oboy,  e be like say them don move peeps from that center go...................  CALABAR,  CROSSIVER STATE.  Whhhhaaaaaaaaaatttt  CalaWhatttt  Owk fine I chilled.  Then I asked him when is the exam date??  And again he gave me another shocker in fact the worst this time,  he said "Today by 1pm",  Ladies and Gentlemen,  na so I for craze oo. I looked at the time,  it was 9:45am and from uyo -calabar is a 2hours drive if the big trailers don't congest the road. I hadn't taken my bath talkless of brushing.,  my sister was in Ikono (some 30-40minutes drive from uyo) she didn't even have an idea about what was going on.
So I put a call across to her immediately and she was shocked in fact my mother was shaking and my dad was speechless..  my dad insisted she should just forget it till next year but my mum persisted and hurried her to the bathroom and quickly ironed her clothes for her. Now we needed to print a new jamb slip and there was no time for me to do that so I put a call across to my best friend and colleague in school to get to the nearest cyber cafe to print it and almost immediately, the dude hit the road.  I rushed into the bathroom,  almost hit my head on the bathtub because I was so tensed and rushy. So I got to the park and told my friend to bring the slip there while I booked for the journey.  He made it on time and my sister met me at the park as well. I opened the slip and truly it was changed to Afrihub in unical. Now,  I had been to unical once before then and I so suffered to locate faculty of management sciences and I was already scared of how I would locate afrihub. It was already past 11am. In my moment of dilemma,  God presented hope,  yes I mean BIG HOPE. My classmate back in secondary school who I hadn't seen since we left school showed up at the park and guess what?  she was a law student in Unical.  As in,  I almost lifted her to the sky lol. she offered to help and that was how we left the park by 11:30am. 
I was so hungry that morning and didn't even think of food not until the bus moved and I started feeling very dizzy because the Windows in the bus were locked cos of the a.c but it didn't circulate fast enough so I was so dizzy and had nausea for over an hour. I felt tempted to stop the driver so I could throw up but that would mean wasting precious time,  so I  endured and made sure nobody noticed my predicament all through the period it lasted.
God willing,  we got to calabar safe and sound and also on time too.  We got to afrihub but again,  they said they had moved it to the library so we ran to the library and YES she joined the queue and was like the second to last person admitted into the hall.
My ex classmate had exam the next day but she painstakingly sat with me all thru the period my sis wrote the exam and even took me around the school to get my mind off the tension. The exam lasted like forever.
So finally,  the exam was over and we returned to uyo.  It wasn't an easy journey back home cos we were held by very serious traffic which lasted for hours so we arrived uyo past 12 am the next day imagine that.
The next day,  the result was out and she scored 236, she had returned to ikono before she got the result alert on her fone.  When she broke the news to me via telephone.  Ladies and Gentlemen,  ur boy for almost enter market,  book way I dey read for hand,  I troway am.  I ran from pillar to post,  jumped everywhere around the house. In fact I was crazily happy lol. I called everyone and thanked them for their effort. Apt test was a joke,  she smashed it. And now she's in her 300level in school studying pharmacy.
I'm sorry for the long write-up,  I really can't help it. I always tell everyone I know this story and since you guys are a part of  me already,  I couldn't help but to share.
God is indeed marvelous and when it's ur time to get admission,  even the evil forces will Start putting heads together to see how they can work in ur favour. I mean,  yhu can see how everything fell in place at the right and same time. I wish all the Jambites the best of God's favour. God bless you all.

. Amen! will write mine soon.

lovinhubby2wife:
Nice... But germans and their naming system. What is mayrschofer, kreissparkasse, meitingen? I still find it hard to write not to talk of its pronunciation.

lolz!

This Amaechi too talk, haha!
He should go and xplain to the people of River state how he spent the excess crude money allocated to his state.
It's no longer NOI, it's now PEJ.

MCMLXXVI:
Amaechi has also just been exposed for the iiddiot he is.

he(Amaechi) has proven beyond reasonable doubt that he is a stark idiot.
Never take him seriously

Didn't they say when you're in Rome, behave like the Romans?
Oyinbo man, as na Naija you dey, follow us do wetin we do.
Why do I think the South East is not actually feeling the heat/magnitude of the fuel scarcity like other regions.

Trailblazer1:
Things fall apart


By Chinua Achebe

There was a party By...

Any how Sha na only women Wan /go fit hear this kind story, story. Shoroniyen!