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Politics / Customs Officers Extortion by chuksengr: 11:56am On Dec 20, 2016
Custom officer attempting to extort me. Claiming I duped the government and did not pay complete duty on my 2012 Camry imported in April 2016. He also claimed that the exchange rate used at that time was wrong. I am tired of this extortion on the highway. someone Please help me with the adequate duty. Also help me share so that This video reaches the top customs boss. This intimidation by customs officer threatening to seize cars for underpayment. Am I an agent? No name tag. Is that right? I de vex.

See link to video and pictures of the officer.
https://twitter.com/chukkychu/status/810570349503008768

Romance / Re: How Do I Toast A Girl I Met In A Public Bus Or Street? by chuksengr: 11:03am On Oct 17, 2009
There is no exact rule. You just have to be very confident. girls can smell that. and don't use pick up lines, like" your face looks familiar" especially when its not true. You have to look good and neat. truth is if you look good enough she might me hoping that you will make a move on her. I realized that there is always something to start with, could be a book she is holding or a phone, just anything to start the conversation making seem like you are not really interested.

E.g She is holding a John Grisham book, you can say something like, "how long does it take you to finish a novel"?



More Examples:

there is one I use when no ideas come to my head but its very risky. walk behind her and cover her eyes like and say guess who this is, like you know her, she guesses like 3 times and fails of course then you remove your hands and when she turns around, ACT like you are shocked. and the rest is history,

This one is a classic. Not mine. A friend. IT ALWAYS WORKS. Just greet the chick. Like you are going to share the word with her or beg her for money
"Good Morning Sister" she must answer.

NOTE:

THIS IS ONLY A GUIDE, REMEMBER GIRLS DE SLAP OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nairaland / General / 2 Bed Room Flat Needed In Surulere by chuksengr: 8:00am On Jul 10, 2009
I need a 2 bed room flat in Surulere. Contact me on 07039120041

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