Genesiis:
What's the meaning of zanga zanga in Hausa ?

Protest

madridguy:
This is impressive. Tinubu must bring back the fuel subsidy. We cannot be buying fuel at high price, cooking gas is 1500 per Kg and the electricity tariff is unbearable yet both VAT and Import duty goes up every day.

Tinubu should not tax us to death. Within a year you removed every life lines we Nigerians are enjoying.

Bring back our subsidy Tinubu.

Is this the madridguy we all know or someone hacked his account?

MasterJayJay:




APC bots using chat gpt to post babablu bulabu.

You know them well. I'm pretty sure it's the same agbadorian behind those two monikers

joseph1832:
I see... very funny.

So people will be waiting for them for finishing fvcking the living day light out of them, right. Lol. They also ask you to pick a hotel of your choice and yet, they will still harvest your organs when they don't know the inner workings and security measure in the hotel?

I believe this girl want to trend, what she says doesn't even add up. How will organ harvesters harvest a person's organ, and leave the hotel that they didn't even pick themselves.

And then she ended the story wit "...she managed to escape" lol. Super story season 5 episode 32
I dont know if they think everyone online is dumb

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram Will de listen!


Advising some girls of this GENERATION is like pouring water inside basket.


Not wen de are still hunting for iPhone X and above.


Nigerian girls and fake life na 5&6.


Go to der instagram or Facebook page. U will never see dem take pictures in der father’s house.


Na only for hotel toilets, hotel rooms, yahuu boi house, inside car way der papa no get and many more.


My sister saver ur advice oooo..


Abeg i de inside boss. On my way to ASHAWO house like dis.


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Those ashawo go soon use you for rituals. Dey play

Trueprophet91:


You're just being unnecessarily sanctimonious.
Meat na meat.
You don't eat baboon but you eat cow.
Smh

Meat is not meat oga. The flesh of these animals are made up of what they eat. Baboons, and other primates alike are known to carry viruses that can be harmful to humans

Once e Don pass poultry, beef and goat meat, forget it I'm out.

I really Don't eat meat that much. I eat more of grains, fruits and vegetables

One thing to never do in Lagos
1. Don't relocate there.

Go there, do your business that brought you and return to your base.

Abuja is bae abeg

Yet everyday we pray for God's blessing

As I just see am inside that sink, I say it is finished

PepeXKermit:
this one wey resemble ten hag so, he go fit perform?

🤣

Watianoengineer:
Sometimes I feel like regretting the vote and support I gave to Tinubu because of the insane cost of basic needs in market but on the other side it gives me joy that we taught Peter Obi a very deep political lesson.

Obi will never be my president

lol but you're the one complaining about the cost of things, not Peter Obi

Raphsays:
Attention seeking rep. What has been his contribution to the food crisis in Nigeria as a rep member?

At least he is sensible enough to speak against the misplaced priorities. Now the question is What have been YOUR contribution to the food crisis in Nigeria as a citizen?

yarimo:
I thought everything is politics to bitter Obidients? As e dey sweet us e dey pain Dem as e dey pain Dem e dey sweet us

You even suck at you as* licking job. I would have fired you if I were your employer. Any sane person would know you're a degener8.

Don't bother doing the obvious by quoting me cos I won't even see it

In job description when I see "ability to work well under pressure" that's a big red flag for me cos why would anyone want an employee to work under pressure? How can one be 100% productive under pressure?

I would say, while this is true to an extent, it's more of an individual trait than a stereotype.

I take myself for an example. I have a principle of not touching one Kobo from the money for a job/contract until the work is COMPLETED. So until we've shook hands on a job well done and client is satisfied, even my profit won't be touched.

Once again, this is an individual thing and not everybody is unethical in business

Wait... You guys still use banks?

Ps 4 Gamepad buttons

Adam and Eve. I'd like to ask them something

The comments oh lawd

Cashio:
take permission? The audacity and the level of importance you must have placed on yourself.

Lol asin eh... That one funny me no be small. Even president no reach him level.

So many dumb people on Nairaland. They think it's by speaking grammar

RickyJesus:

See Jonzing talk and assumption, come and
fvck me please.

Huh?
Sorry, I think you got the wrong person

RickyJesus:

That is one is different brother and understandable but most of them can type (the spelling doesn't matter self).

The issue is that initially they might be typing oh, then boom out of no where the person would drop a VN; now that's a communication problem, it changes the dynamic of the interaction entirely.

You don't know the nature of my surrounding if I could easily listen to it and reply you (sometimes I would try and make an effort to listen to it anyway and reply but even after trying multiple time I would just give up from the frog voice).

The thing is you were quick to call some people dull up there but it's obvious you're the dull one. Like very very dull.

Now check this out, You and someone were communicating via text, and then eventually he got drifted by a situation where by he/she cannot type at that moment, (let's say he starts walking on the road) but the conversation is important, don't you think it would warrant the person to do a VN instead of typing?

The issue is you are only about your own conveniences not minding the situation of the other person, yet you were quick to open your mouth to be mentioning selfish and unreasonable.

You too daft Abeg

RickyJesus:
I took my time to type a reasonable message to you and all of a sudden you are sending VN to me, do you know if I am in an appropriate place to listen to your frog voice and respond? It just seem selfish and unreasonable.

I normally let the person know about the inappropriateness, but if the person continues; I reply whenever I can.

Are you yourself not selfish and unreasonable? Just because you hate some form of communication doesn't mean others should refrain from using it. And everyone must not choose a particular form of communication just because that's the one you prefer.

WhatsApp call, video, and Voice note are some of the best innovation in WhatsApp. Especially in Nigeria where many people are not too fluent in writing English, voice note comes to the rescue. One can easily send a voice note in place of writing 1000 words, it saves time, energy, and it also saves money too. Additionally, a voice note, can reveal the tone of your message. Many people misunderstood your tone sometimes when you messaged via text, remember we're in Nigeria, most people hear English, but not many really understands the language

It's very obvious you're not in the business world where you have to communicate with clients, business partners and industry people on a regular basis otherwise you won't be typing the trash you wrote up there

Wait. Is this not the same girl who dated one Lil frosh guy and was allegedly beaten by him? She looks like trouble. Any guy with senses would stay away from her.

pappilo:


You are too dull! With the proliferation of internet access the number of nitwits and illiterates one encounters has increased exponentially.

Are you so dull that you cant differentiate between getting bail after pleading not guilty and being sentenced after pleading guilty?

You are so dull.... Very very dull

Dull is an understatement.
The boy is hyper dull

SocialJustice:
Rich girls dey do okpo too, take it like that. It is not just about money.

not true bros. Don't be sentimental. Rich girls could be very promiscuous or even pay handsome guys for sex that I can agree but to do hookup, bros na lie abeg

MyVILLAGEpeople:


Oga confirm girls from wealthy home no fit do okpo. Lai lai. Dem fit spoil or Dey nasty just for fun and dem Dey mostly roll with their types. Example na Cuppy. Which kind money u wan give Elumelu daughters them for hookup . Na girls from poverty or average homes dey do Okpo but I no too blame them guy. Life hard for the average Nigerian youth.

True. Most kids from wealthy homes have parents who are popular cos of their wealth/influence. Even if dem wan do the hookup sef (which is highly unlikely) they'll be scared someone that knows their family would spot them

Omari West as James St. Patrick in Power. I don't think anyone else would have fit the role like he did

Why threaten? Abi you no get money for Lawyer?

Jennyclay:
Rip to the departed soul .

My condolences to his family.

I saw a video of him on that same boat without a life jacket. It really bad

Nigerians in particular don’t take safety serious

My safety is my number priority in anywhere I find myself.

A Yahoo boy that booked me was taking me out with his car, I sat in the front sit with my seatbelt on, he was just driving with speed and there was a deep porthole in front of us, he didn’t see it on time, the moment he sighted it he quickly held his brake so carelessly. Thank God I used a seatbelt else I would have jumped out through the glass screen because I felt the force with the way the seatbelt dragged me back.

Only God knows what would have happened to me

Nigerians should learn to take safety seriously.

Corrected

Biodun556:
Tinubu please tell dangote to follow the exchange rate in determining fuel price. As dollars crash, fuel price two crash

When the dollar rose, did fuel price increase?