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Politics / Re: APC Releases Mode Of Primaries For 36 States, FCT [see Breakdown] by cimag: 8:15pm On Sep 25, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:
APC is even having their primaries in Anambra also.




Chai cheesy
Politics / Re: APC Releases Mode Of Primaries For 36 States, FCT [see Breakdown] by cimag: 8:14pm On Sep 25, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:
APC is even having their primaries in Anambra also.




Chai cheesy
What did you mean by that statement?Apart from governorship post,there are senate,house of reps and house of assembly seats.Won't there be primaries for these posts?
Family / Re: "RIP To My Useless Father" - Corper Victor Bills Speaks Out Finally by cimag: 9:06pm On Sep 13, 2018
blackboy:
What role did you play? He can talk but his dad cant.

Takes 2 to tango. I know of a similar case but if you hear what the child did to the father you will understand.

There is no smoke without fire.
I agree totally with you.For this guy to celebrate his father's death on social media shows that he's a very wicked and bad guy,even worse than his late dad.If he could do this publicly,imagine what he had done to the man privately for him to have 'hated' him that much.That he didn't take care of you as you alleged didn't warrant your mocking his death.If only the dead could speak maybe the dead man would have exposed what you did to him while he was alive.No reason or explanation from you will justify your mocking his death.The security agencies should even question you about his death,who knows whether you have a hand in it.If you are reading this,my brother,you have killed your reputation in this life,even NYSC people go begin dey look u one kin.

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Crime / Re: Uniabuja Student Points Gun At Female Lecturer(see Photos And Video) by cimag: 8:31am On Sep 12, 2018
hopuhsirlor:
wetin d lecturer do am? he wan threaten him lecturer, Na inside school wey everybody go see am naim he see do am. bloggers!!! I can lie!!!
It actually happened.I was there live.
Family / Re: 'RIP To My Useless Father' - Corper Celebrates His Father's Death by cimag: 10:18pm On Sep 07, 2018
For a child to rejoice over the death of his own dad who celebrated when he(the child)was born shows stupidity on the part of the child much more a so-called graduate.What exactly did this his father do that warranted his family celebrating his death?Btw o,this kind of post could land this young man into a serious trouble.He could be accused of having a hand in his father's death.
Politics / Re: Ambode Reacts To Plan To Defect From APC by cimag: 10:47pm On Sep 02, 2018
But Ambode's statement didn't debunk the news.He merely said,"I am here with the President in China".That's not the way to debunk a serious rumour like that.Let his Commissioner Of Information Or his Media Adviser debunk the rumour.Have they not heard about the rumour?
Politics / Re: James Ibori Defecting To APC: 'PDP Jailed Me, APC Released Me' by cimag: 6:24pm On Aug 31, 2018
Ibori was jailed for 7yrs by London Judiciary for corruption and not PDP.He served out his 7yrs before he was released.In any case,if PDP jailed him for corruption and APC released him,which party between the two is a haven of corruption?

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Politics / Re: Rivers State House Of Assembly By-election Results Update by cimag: 11:06pm On Aug 18, 2018
diegwu02:
Of course, this can only happen in PDP states, they do it and get away with it, the very moment similar situation happens in an assembly controlled by APC, the Wailers and Children of Hate will wail their gall bladders off,
The House Of Reps suspended Hon Abdulmumin Jubrin for over one year.The Senate Suspended Sen Ndume For 6 Months,all these are not PDP states.Imo House Of Assembly controlled by APC suspended their 5 fellow APC members for over 3 months now,Imo is an APC state.Foolish is your problem.

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Politics / Re: Rivers State House Of Assembly By-election Results Update by cimag: 11:00pm On Aug 18, 2018
MrJanuzaj:


If he tries that PMB will withold his state allocation
When Hon Abdulmumin Jubrin was suspended for over one year,did Buhari withold the House Of Reps Allocation?When Sen Ndume was suspended for 6 months,did Buhari withold senate's allocation?Five Members of Imo House Of Assembly are currently on suspension for over 3 months now,did Buhari withold Imo Allocation?The greatest problem we have in this country now is that all APC supporters have been hypnotised with their brain replaced with pure white akamu.

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Politics / Re: Rivers State House Of Assembly By-election Results Update by cimag: 6:07pm On Aug 18, 2018
There's nothing tn worry about because PDP still commands majority in the State Assembly.Even if APC candidate eventually wins,he must be very loyal to PDP Governor Wike,the Speaker and the members.Otherwise,his Salary and allowances will be witheld and he may even be suspended for the remaining 9 months if he proves stubborn.

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Education / Re: OAU Female Student 'Ran Mad' While Reading For Exam by cimag: 6:59pm On Aug 16, 2018
Her brain was too stressed up which led to acute depression.It's a psychological problem and with medication at this early stage,she would be okay.If she's left unattended to or taken to native doctors,the problem will lead to full madness.
Food / Re: Black Spaghetti. This Is What It Looks Like. Can You Eat This? by cimag: 6:51pm On Aug 16, 2018
It means there's no oil in this black spagetti and that could easily be poisoned.Oil helps a lot in the stomach.
Celebrities / Re: Kelly Hansome, His Father, Mother And Brother In U.S At Owerri People's Congress by cimag: 12:38am On Jul 27, 2018
His track,like play like play was my favourite.The beating was dope.

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Politics / Re: Joe Igbokwe Apologises For Accusing Supreme Court Of Taking Bribe by cimag: 8:11pm On Jul 20, 2018
So,this 21st Century over-fed slave that Tinubu bought at old age can recant and lick back his vomit?When Ochereome Nnanna made a mistake of calling yorubas 'sophiscated morons',this slave was in the forefront of calling for Ochereome's head.His apology should not be accepted until he publishes it in 7 national newspapers for 7 days.
Crime / Re: Robbers Kill 4 Police Officers In Edo, Burn Them To Ashes (Graphic Photos) by cimag: 11:11pm On Jul 15, 2018
AkpaMgbor:

You've conveniently termed the murder of many innocent nigerians as "shortcomings"..why do you nigerians love lies? Why are you all averse to truth? Why are you all bloody hypocrites?
What if these police officers murdered had never murdered any innocent Nigerian before this their gruesome death?Is it every police man that kill innocent Nigerian?We should condemn what idiots called armed robber did to them instead of celebrating it.Police have many evil men in their rank and file who bring bad image to the police force,but they also have many good ones.So,anybody who rejoices whenever a policeman is killed is an armed robber.
Celebrities / Re: Victor Osuagwu: Why I Did My White Wedding 15 Years After My Traditional Wedding by cimag: 6:27pm On Jul 08, 2018
Senselin:
Yes, I was working in Choba, Port Harcourt when he did his traditional wedding (his wife is an Ikwerre woman). That should be in 2012 or so. As a Uniport alumnus, na there he catch the woman, lol.

But truth be told, he did his traditional wedding years after having kids and took over 5yrs to do "White" Wedding so, na money palava cause am.
You are absolutely right,he had no farthing that time.This story he yarns now is cock and bull story.
Travel / Re: Otedola Bridge, Lagos Tanker Explosion: 'Pictures Cannot Explain What I Saw' by cimag: 8:47pm On Jun 28, 2018
FortifiedCity:
Nawa oo

God has always kept and protected me and my family. We are supernaturally excused from sudden and calculated disasters. Glory be to his name forever Amen!!

If he's good to you and your family too, identify by punching the like button
So,those died in this reckless inferno were not protected by God?Is your family more righteous than them?Their deaths were avoidable which wouldn't have happened if Nigeria and Lagos State have good governance.What's the assurance or guarantee that you and your family will not be victims tomorrow?

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Meets Bola Tinubu At Airport (Photos) by cimag: 10:47pm On Jun 18, 2018
lovat:
I don't have time for political sycophants on my mention.


Thanks for your understanding
Jonathan is the most liberal and tolerant president Nigeria ever had and will ever have.If he wasn't liberal and tolerant like Buhari and Obasanjo,he would have frustrated or stopped the registration of APC which eventually used lies and propaganda to push him out.
Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Meets Bola Tinubu At Airport (Photos) by cimag: 10:27pm On Jun 18, 2018
seunmsg:


That should be Akure airport.

Kudos to president Buhari for creating a level playing field for all parties to campaign in Ekiti this time around. Around this time in 2014, opposition leaders like Oshiomole, Amaechi etc were not allowed to enter Ekiti to campaign for APC while police officers openly fired teargas at the incumbent governor then.
You lack sense of history and you are grossly mischievious.A bloody liar.Amaechi and co. were only stopped from entering Ekiti State at the Election Day so as to avoid chaos and violence and not before the Election Day.APC chieftains held many rallies in Ekiti State during the 2014 guber election,how then did you manufacture idiotic lies that they were not allowed to campaign?APC won Edo and Osun under Jonathan,LP won Ondo,APGA won Anambra etc.It seems every APC member and their e-rats supporters are infected with lying virus.

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Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Writes Linda Ikeji An Open Letter After Apologizing by cimag: 7:52pm On Jun 14, 2018
This woman sef.am beginning to think she does all she does for attention.Which one be God will do dis,God will do dat instead of summarizing it.Nnah Na Wa oo!

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Business / Re: Man Who Returned Lost N500k & Was Given N2k Cries Out by cimag: 7:18pm On Jun 11, 2018
What if he didn't forget the money at your shop,would you have gotten 2k that day?Ok,what if he said to you:"thank you my brother,God bless you",would you have fought him?You don't know whether dat 500k is his house rent he has been saving for one year or a loan from the bank?Old boy,go and eat pepper soup and cold drink with ur 2k jare.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Set To Leave Her N500M Banana Island Mansion For Her Husband's House by cimag: 7:05pm On Jun 07, 2018
That's the major problem of single ladies acquiring posh homes before marriage.Now,if her husband's home is not up to her own standard,she may likely run back to her own posh mansion,and the man's ego may not allow him to move into her own home.If this happens,before you say jack,the marriage has crashed.It would have been better if this home was bought after marriage,nobody would know who bought it and the man's ego protected.Every Man has ego no matter how poor,especially in marriage.
Family / Re: ‘I Mistakenly Cheated On My Wife With Her Kid Sister’ by cimag: 7:02pm On Jun 05, 2018
pocohantas:


He was walking in the house, the floor is tiled. It was wet and slippery, so he slipped...he tried frantically to regain balance, but alas...he fell into his SIL's vagina.

Let's call it a domestic accident.
you are a very funny human being,i never expected to see this kind of hilarious comment.Hahahahaa.
Politics / Re: Opeyemi Bamidele’s Aide Gives Update On APC Chieftain’s Health, Ekiti Shooting by cimag: 6:45pm On Jun 02, 2018
ademoladeji:
Politics is a bloody game...

You shed blood to contest
Your own blood will be shed for others to contest.
Celebrities / Re: 'I Am Sorry Linda Ikeji': Kemi Olunloyo Apologises, Cries, Succumbs To Hushpuppi by cimag: 10:56pm On May 29, 2018
Did she apologize to get the money from hushpuppi due to hunger or is she now convinced that Linda is actually pregnant?They are two different things.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Curses Linda Ikeji: Come & Take The Ritual Money You Donated To Me by cimag: 7:03am On May 25, 2018
Linda didn't use insulting or harsh words on this woman when she responded to her fake pregnancy allegation.But,look at the garbage coming out of this woman's buccal cavity.It will be very difficult(in fact near impossible)to cure this woman's mental insanity.
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "Linda Ikeji's Pregnancy Is Fake, Wearing Prosthetic Baby Bump" by cimag: 6:43pm On May 22, 2018
I thought prison has reformed this woman but it seems a cured mad person must always murmur.At 37,is Linda too old to get pregnant?What aboum Linda's increased weight and swollen face?Well,time will tell.Linda has a challenge now to show clear evidence of pregnancy.
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Is Pregnant by cimag: 6:35pm On May 20, 2018
Why is the fucker sorry the man responsible hiding himself?Is Linda ashamed of him,and why should she be even if he's a mechanic?Since the guy mounted her parted legs and also screwed her from behind,no be small achievement joor.My imagination is running very wild now.
Celebrities / Re: Miracle Ikechukwu Igbokwe: Nina & I Had Sex On TV - BBNaija Winner Admits by cimag: 5:24pm On Apr 30, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


So this mumu calls that thing that he did sex?
Something that didn't last up to a minute...

Na wa sha,
This is the reason why men like me will continue to screw other mens' wives.
Because most men think sex is just about "to cum and go" or "wham bam, thanks ma'am" as the Americans will rather call it.

Sex is a devotion,
It is a worship,
It is an act.
An encounter that should last forever before and after the act.

My honest advice to Miracle,
Ditch the Pepsi and go for Alomo bitters.
Then try to replicate the six-packs on your abs on your preek and only then will you be a miracle to women.
so,you are now openly boasting of slamming other people's wives?You must be an IDIOT who should be killed when caught.
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Princess Finally Opens Up On Why Her Marriage Lasted Only Two Weeks by cimag: 6:22pm On Apr 28, 2018
So,cyber space and people's ugly comments turned your good behaviour to your husband to bad one?You should be ashamed of yourself for saying this openly.You may never have a second chance in marriage.
Politics / Re: South-South APC Endorses Adams Oshiomhole For Position Of National Chairman by cimag: 7:59pm On Apr 23, 2018
Point Of Correction,Edo state chapter of APC and NOT south-south caucus.Where are the Chairmen of APC in Rivers,Bayelsa,Cross River,Akwa ibom and Delta States?Where are the ministers,senators,house of reps members etc,from south south in the meeting?Oshiomhole,the Criminal who now owns airline,will NEVER be APC chairman.

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Food / Re: Abuja Based Man Downs Plate Of Rice Garnished With 'Exotic' Lizard Meat. Photos by cimag: 5:34pm On Apr 07, 2018
Maybe the man was born during the Biafran Civil War when lizards were the only meat available.

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