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Jokes Etc / Re: The Pharmacist by comptia(m): 2:06pm On Feb 07, 2011
that was a good joke. keep it up grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Tiger And Rabbit by comptia(m): 2:04pm On Feb 07, 2011
nice one there bro. cos fast food are really fast
Jokes Etc / Re: Is This True That Nigerians Can Have Full Convo With Just Questions? by comptia(m): 3:17pm On Feb 04, 2011
this poster most be living in GRA general rejected area thats y his post no make sense. angry angry angry angry embarassed
Jokes Etc / Re: Pregnant Daughter by comptia(m): 3:04pm On Feb 04, 2011
nice one bro grin cheesy
Jokes Etc / question about promo by comptia(m): 8:46am On Feb 04, 2011
please this question has been bothering me and i cant share it with anyone. not even my parent or my spouse.
it really pains me not to get anyone who could give accurate answer to the question.

why is that companies do promo and price slash at the end of the month but harlots dont and they even inflate their commodity. angry angry
Jokes Etc / Big Brain Man by comptia(m): 1:38pm On Feb 03, 2011
a married man who happen to love ladies stroll out with his wife to a nearby caffe. so while chiiling out, he noticed a runs lady who actually wrote 3000 naira only for 3 rounds. the man qiuckly droped his wallet under a chair and went out with the wife. after 30 minutes, he told the wife heey Hot wait 4 me here ive forgotten my wallet. this was how the big brain man ran to take three shot target.

when he came back he told the wife im sorry 4 the delay and the wife replied, never mind, a man forgot his own wallet here too.
Jokes Etc / just say yes by comptia(m): 3:48pm On Feb 02, 2011
just say yes and post your question for the next man to answer

have you make love before?
Jokes Etc / Disgrace by comptia(m): 3:36pm On Feb 02, 2011
a young man went to a vigil in his church. during praying session, he was sleeping while standing. he stood there in front of the church not knowing that the prayer session had ended 30 minutes ago. the pastor decided to leave him there as an example. when he opened one eye he saw the whole church was looking at him, then he closed his eye back and starts praying in tongues. what a disgrace
Jokes Etc / smart guy by comptia(m): 3:31pm On Feb 02, 2011
a lady friend invited me to her sunday service in her church so i decided to go with my friend who happens to be a woman player. so it was offering time and the partern of this church is that the traffic flows on a single lane. my friend saw a lady seated with her laps showing and he looks at her to the point that he mixed his lane and he collided with a fat woman and there the accident hapens. then the pastor said this is y God said watch and pray so ye fall not into temptation.

few minutes later the pastor announed the man and the woman as the newly wedded couple. my friend shouted what?? and they said to him go and check the name of our church. so he went outside and saw to whom ye collided with to whom the lord has giving you ministry. grin grin

i waited patiently for the 2nd offering then i noticed the pastor had a young beautiful daughter and as i was moving towards colliding with her daughter, the pastor said boy!!!!!! this promo is once in ten years grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Yes Or No by comptia(m): 3:23pm On Feb 02, 2011
have you giving your life to christ
Jokes Etc / My Girl by comptia(m): 1:44pm On Feb 02, 2011
i gave her money to cook afang soup, but to my surprise the meet she gave me was as small as tinko. and when i ask her she said na wetin your money reach
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Shld Hide? by comptia(m): 1:37pm On Feb 02, 2011
wettin dey worry u sef

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