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Jokes Etc / What Will You Laugh About by comptia(m): 4:52pm On Aug 17, 2011
if you are giving option to laugh and earn good cash. what is that one thing that keep causing you to laugh continually?
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 8:04pm On Mar 30, 2011
where is odunnu my love. are you married? mayb thats y i cant find you anymore, if so, i will not still give up though i wont put assunder in your way, but all will i fight for what is just grin
Jokes Etc / Re: The Defination Of Headquater by comptia(m): 4:55pm On Mar 23, 2011
ebony i know you will not see, dont you know that there is a eye that sees, and there is a eye that look. your own na to look not to see angry angry angry angry. you start another new yabing trend>?
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 4:52pm On Mar 23, 2011
ohh sweeeeeeet heart. no vex say i fall your hand small. i think say you wan yab me ahead of my post. anyway, i miss you too and anybody wey find your trouble, dont delay to report to me. this is how friends are made. you disagree to agree wink wink wink
Jokes Etc / The Defination Of Headquater by comptia(m): 5:34pm On Mar 22, 2011
a little boy was in the house with his parent when the father was answeing an office call. he heard the father said i dont realy know where the headquater is, the jumped up from the cushon chair: dad dad i know where the headquater is.

dad ask where? with surprised. the little boy ran to where the mother is and pointer to her underworld grin. the dad was furios with the boy and ask him how did you come about this? the boy answered, anytime mum called pls go to the headquater, i always see our gate man will open mums pant and stick his head in there. so i think the headquater is not far from home. grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 2:14pm On Mar 22, 2011
as for jackpot, i dont think he made a mistake by loving you efe. because whit his aboki teeth, i think he can shew more goro and kiss you the more ;d :d ;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 2:10pm On Mar 22, 2011
barning me is just like barning and rejecting your name. uglyebony, a guy aSk your hand in marriage. guess who that handsome fella was: a BABOON WITH A LIMPING LEGS grin grin tongue tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 6:57pm On Mar 18, 2011
if you stop by to read, i have already created you a msquitoe with a cow brocos grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 8:44am On Mar 18, 2011
angry angry angry if i was God, i would not bother keeping you inside of heaven so that you will not corrupt the saints like us there. the best one is to create you a smigul more ugly than the one in lord of the rings grin grin grin shocked tongue tongue you know what ended it grin angry
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 4:21pm On Mar 17, 2011
yinka you say i don already create, so no make me had duck mouth to your poster grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 9:23am On Mar 17, 2011
there is still something to create because if im as ugly as you said, then i will make you my very image so we can be 2gether and 2 the best grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 12:42pm On Mar 16, 2011
i would create the very guy above me a moving house fly without eye that will wonder until. you know the rest.
i would create odunnu a lovely gem that the hole world would like to kiss and have her as their bride grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 11:59am On Mar 16, 2011
yinkalink, make i know who you be so that i can recreate you based on your piix grin
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 8:23am On Mar 16, 2011
my damsel can never hide from me. or are you so jealouse that you want to fly in? pls who knows where she is should pls post the details and also tell her that i miss her so much. grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies In Niraland by comptia(m): 2:11pm On Mar 15, 2011
thank you mr chicken brain, arcani
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 2:08pm On Mar 15, 2011
in fact im angry angry angry angry, i will creat nairalanders trouble maker monkeys with mosquito neck except for odunnu the special one. has anyone see the missing angel for me? wink wink
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 2:06pm On Mar 15, 2011
pretyebony, see how studio dey yabb you and you think say na me comptia weh in they yabb. any way, i would creat you a vulture with enough rodent to eat and i will also make sure you will not pearch on any object until when you are tired flying on air, you know what will happen next
Jokes Etc / Re: World's Greatest Blunders by comptia(m): 6:13pm On Mar 14, 2011
you dey craze. you know that
Jokes Etc / Re: Ladies In Niraland by comptia(m): 6:06pm On Mar 14, 2011
yinkalink and tanism whats your braga with the post. bad belle folks grin grin grin grin angry angry grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 7:46am On Mar 14, 2011
i would make sure bright007 gets his owl eye ball and a camel looking face and crane tiny legs. becuse thats the nature that fits him most grin angry shocked tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 6:59pm On Mar 11, 2011
i would create kemisuga a baboon without a tale with a bald head grin grin shocked shocked tongue tongue
Jokes Etc / Re: Test Of Friendship by comptia(m): 4:58pm On Mar 10, 2011
well i guess the only option is to marry a partner who is not self centered. then i can go ahead to do that. even if it means divorcing her
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Ugliest Dude In Nairaland by comptia(m): 6:40pm On Mar 04, 2011
thanks grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: My Screen Saver by comptia(m): 8:21am On Mar 04, 2011
she need to be more beautiful thab the pretiest
Jokes Etc / Re: Test Of Friendship by comptia(m): 2:54pm On Mar 03, 2011
ok let say someone that when you are in need of a kidney, he/she voluntier to donate only for the partner to say dont and if you do, he or she will leave the house. but for the love and passion to save life, he she did it and the partner left the house.

few years later this same person needs 5million for health operations, and the only help you could offer is to sale your only house and your partner said dont and if you do, i will divorce you. what will you do?
Jokes Etc / If You Are The Creator of The Poster Above You by comptia(m): 2:04pm On Mar 03, 2011
if you are God, how would you have created the user above you?
Jokes Etc / Re: My Screen Saver by comptia(m): 1:59pm On Mar 03, 2011
the pix. no offence to odunnu

Jokes Etc / Re: My Screen Saver by comptia(m): 12:59pm On Mar 03, 2011
the pix. no offence to odunnu

Jokes Etc / My Screen Saver by comptia(m): 6:21pm On Mar 02, 2011
ive used odunnu's pix as my screen saver. pls can somebody inform her of this great news and hooked

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