RIP. That's if he's really dead.

CartelKenneth:



Person wey just marry
Marriage dey cause depression o

Did you read this line. That's all I need to know

"I was on a lot of antidepressants and drinking on them and eating poorly and at the lowest point of my life when I looked the way you consider my healthy"

National Industrial Court of Nigeria (NICN)

Insane!

Depression

I was at the club at the time of shooting. So sad for the passing of both guys, we even cracked jokes when I was entering the club, not knowing that was the end of life for them....What a dangerous situation!

Greetings.

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• Manage incoming email and calls from our vendors, customers, and our technicians.
• Manage vendors, technicians and the assigned vendor and explain the incoming request.
• Identify and escalate priority issues and route calls to appropriate resource
• Manage work orders, set ETA, respond to any arising issues.
• Ensure that all work orders are accounted for and closed when work is completed
• Assist their peers.
• Other job duties as assigned.

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• Experience in sales and customer service preferred
• Computer literate
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Greetings.

We are looking for someone who can handle the role of scheduling and dispatch. This is a high volume, fast-paced job with a need for the right person to oversee the daily workflow of replacement orders. The Dispatcher is a key member of our team and is responsible for coordinating the work orders for technicians and ensuring that the work is done promptly and accurately by technicians. We are looking for someone who is a leader, has excellent communication and social skills, and can think in an intelligent and continuous tone. This person will be self-reliant and detail oriented.

Position 1: Scheduling & Dispatch
Open positions: 4 positions available
Starting salary: #200,000 per monthly (Guaranteed salary increment after some time)
Location: Remote (Work from home)

Essential Functions and Primary Duties:
• Provide excellent customer service while speaking with customers and technicians, in accordance with training
• Manage incoming email and calls from our vendors, customers, and our technicians.
• Manage vendors, technicians and the assigned vendor and explain the incoming request.
• Identify and escalate priority issues and route calls to appropriate resource
• Manage work orders, set ETA, respond to any arising issues.
• Ensure that all work orders are accounted for and closed when work is completed
• Assist their peers.
• Other job duties as assigned.

Skills/Competencies
• Able to work under pressure and handle multiple requests
• Multi-tasking and Attention to detail are required
• This position requires sitting at a workstation carrying out a variety of both manual and computerized data entry and processing tasks
• Experience effectively using computers and learning new computer programs

Minimum Qualifications
• Diploma or equivalent
• Experience in sales and customer service preferred
• Computer literate
• Excellent communication skills
• Good organizational and time management skills
• Provide a suitable workspace.
• Maintain high speed internet access.
• Must have a fast PC or Laptop.
• Maintain a generator/constant power supply.


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Source:
https://form.jotform.com/212343090827149

Other available positions are Support Specialist and Staff Accountant

Wonderful writeup. I can definitely relate to some references in your article. Some AA believe Africans are taking up their jobs, have no regard for them and think they are lazy.

At the same time, I think without the AA efforts and struggle, Africans won't enjoy the rights and opportunities provided to them today.

We are one race. We need to start working together to advance our interests or perish together because other race hate our skin color. That's a fact

AA Means - (African Americans)

Please pray for us o. I'm living in NY and I'm worried about what is to come. I have never felt the fear of war until now. Bad feeling!

I miss obodo Naija.

sisipelebe:
You went through H1B right?

Spouse visa.

Let me start by saying US visa is a privilege and not by right. Hence, you should understand that you can't control the outcome but only to prepare yourself and mind that the visa approval is by chance 50/50. It is very possible (prepare well for the interview) but not guaranteed (have that mindset because the outcome is beyond your own control).

This is coming from someone that was denied non-immigrant visa four times before I applied under the immigrant category and I am now living happily in NY.

That's my two cent.

Joblessness at its best! Not joyless though.

Buhari, Atiku, Obj and all those old folks failed our generation. Nigeria youths need to sit up tight and take control. I don't want to fail our next generation. Do something meaningful and impactful for Nigeria...

Wake up Nigerians!!!

How about joining Man Utd? We need a player like you.

He's living in Malaysia. Judging from the environment

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Lagos Stock Exchange...FG needs to change the name back

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Homguy:
erico2k2 has said it. If it only opens the safe, it means it has opened the car but cannot sart the car. They are only looking for a way to cruise the car in your absence. You know how people use cars that are not theirs right? Especially Nigerian relatives who think you have plenty money.
You will not recognise that car by the time you get back if you send the original keys.

Thanks @Homguy. I won't send the key as advised.

erico2k2:

Leave the car the way it is,when you get back open the car and connect eh battery start your car and give it a good wash.
if you leave your car derivable your relatives will KILL your car b4 you return.You did the right thing,PARK IT UNDRIVABLE. Just Ignore them
Thank me later!

@erico2k2...thanks for your advise, really appreciate it.

mayor2013:


Key was not properly cut to fit to open door. If its an Rx330 yours should have a transponder chip that synchronises with the immobiliser to start the ride if other wise would also not start the ride. Just a pointer here. How did this person know that it's only the safe the key can open without getting to open the car door?

@mayor2013..thanks for your response. I asked him the say question and he said it's based on his previous experience with Toyota vehicles.

My Nairalanders,

I need your opinion/advise on a particular matter.

Early this year, I bought Lexus RX330 and used it for a month before leaving Nigeria. Before I left, I removed the battery, locked the vehicle and covered it with a car cover to protect it from the sun UV rays. I brought the car keys with me, didn’t leave it to anyone.

Last month, a relative called to inform me that there are molds/moulds everywhere in the vehicle and even sent pictures and this got me worried. They suggested that I should send the key as to clean the vehicle. Due to my fear, I sent the extra key to them, not the original with remote buttons.

Today, the relative told me they were unable to open the car with the extra key. While we were discussing, someone mentioned that the pair can only open the safe, this doesn’t make any sense to me. I did a few google search and got nothing tangible, they were mostly talking about key FOB and so on.

Nairalanders, can you please let me know if you have experienced such OR/AND do you have any idea on why the extra key won't open the car.

Thanks….

My Nairalanders,

I need your opinion/advise on a particular matter.

Early this year, I bought Lexus RX330 and used it for a month before leaving Nigeria. Before I left, I removed the battery, locked the vehicle and covered it with a car cover to protect it from the sun UV rays. I brought the car keys with me, didn’t leave it to anyone.

Last month, a relative called to inform me that there are molds/moulds everywhere in the vehicle and even sent pictures and this got me worried. They suggested that I should send the key as to clean the vehicle. Due to my fear, I sent the extra key to them, not the original with remote buttons.

Today, the relative told me they were unable to open the car with the extra key. While we were discussing, someone mentioned that the pair can only open the safe, this doesn’t make any sense to me. I did a few google search and got nothing tangible, they were mostly talking about key FOB and so on.

Nairalanders, can you please let me know if you have experienced such OR/AND do you have any idea on why the extra key won't open the car.

Thanks….

3.8m and will pay cash on Monday morning

I know this guy very well. He has a boutique in an african restaurant in kp, Malaysia. Onwa....na wa for you, na so you go show off for naija.

Hello guys.

I have some estate property and other vital documents which I'd like to keep safe. I currently don't live in Nigeria and so all the documents are kept in the hands of my Uncle. But it has occured to me lately that I may be making the wrong choices and I'm very worried now.

I'd like to collect the documents from my uncle and keep it at a safe place but the question now is where? I have tried to keep the documents in couple of banks when I came home last year but I was told that they don't offer such services. Can you please advise on where such documents are safe to keep?

Hello guys.

I have some estate property and other vital documents which I'd like to keep safe. I currently don't live in Nigeria and so all the documents are kept in the hands of my Uncle. But it has occured to me lately that I may be making the wrong choices and I'm very worried now.

I'd like to collect the documents from my uncle and keep it at a safe place but the question now is where? I have tried to keep the documents in couple of banks when I came home last year but I was told that they don't offer such services. Can you please advise on where such documents are safe to keep?

What nonsense is this? He traveled just for 2 weeks and he was given this kind of reception? This looks like they are welcoming a foreign diplomat.

What the he_ck is wrong with Nigeria?

It is ready sad that Nigerians decided to give this man a chance to govern at a very old age. This president has perfect hatred for corruption and he is ready to kill it at all cost. For any country to grow economically , corruption must give way. How I wish he is much younger and has all the strength to carry on for the next 8 yrs! Nigeria would have become a model for all other African countries under his leadership. A great president!!

I did HIV test yesterday which came out negative and I urge you guys to do the same. Welcome to the month of December!

All ears, Mr. Vice President