Efe42:

Please let her go to Osun. I dey beg you



Yeah Imo.

but I head IMO State is very tough when it comes to cultist war and other crimes activities, but she's thinking of deploying to River state but I'm advising her to deploy to Osun State!!

Efe42:

Imo state?
Bad market.

You're totally right bro.

she' as been post to IMO state

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before i proceed, i will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. yes people i did it, i went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

in fact, im writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so i invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

so later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. the one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

please help me. this is 3am and im still in deep pains, i cant seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

please how do i get my legs working again so i can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

IamAnderson:

the grass he ate is probably what is causing the vomiting, it happens to my dog too when he eats grass.
he is probably not playing much because of the stomach upset, give him some time to flush it out of his system and he'll recover

bravesoul247:
Here you go man.

skywalker240:

dont listen to him, he is a marketer. Heck he has even started marketing the camon 15 to you.


he is working for his money, he dont give a hoot about you as long as he gets paid.

get the xiaomi. Get either the redmi note 8pro or RN9pro max. Tecno should not be an option.

KrazyDave16:
Redmi products for speed, performance. Also there's lots of customisation for the phone and great developers support meaning after the customary 2 years of OS upgrade, MiUI will have you feeling you still getting OS updates.

For camera shots you're covered but if you want your shots to have the Pixel or iPhone feel, install gcam and watch as them ladies fall in love with the phone and the guys complement your phone, ask annoying questions, doubt the image or argue stupidly with you (yeah it happened to me). Remember, a device doesn't make photos beautiful, the photographer does.

Tecno products, all I'll tell you is not to go for the latest offering due to its confusing hardware until real-life reviews drops or go for the older ones if you already made up your mind.

waleyp:
https://www.nairaland.com/3092803/xiaomi-thread/7037#3092803.225184

Thats thread for xiaomi phones

bravesoul247:
well, Tecno is good. They launched a Camon 15 Premier device with whopping 64mp, while the Camon 15 is 45mp camera.

bravesoul247:
depends on your budget

dragunov:


Man, I feel you. I made the mistake of keeping my Caucasian in a very large, spacious and sturdy wooden cage. The mothaphuka simply chewed its way through. Very powerful idiot.

Futurejoy:

I am a lady. Thank uou

dragunov:


Man, I feel you. I made the mistake of keeping my Caucasian in a very large, spacious and sturdy wooden cage. The mothaphuka simply chewed its way through. Very powerful idiot.

Futurejoy:

Pavro-virus, it killed many dogs in the area. We didn’t detect on time. We started treatment but on the second day she died.

Ishilove:
I have a one and a half year old Rottweiler named Gift and I don't understand him anymore. We can't chastise him again when he misbehaves because he bares his teeth and growls menacingly at us if we try to spank him for being naughty. He welcomes us when we come home like any loyal, loving pet, but yesterday he shocked me. Usually as we are about to enter the house he playfully holds one foot down so we can't enter, or he jumps on you and hugs you tight so you can't move. When I got back from work yesterday I was exhausted and I didn't have energy for his play so I hugged him briefly but as I entered the house I mistakenly stepped on his right hindpaw.

He howled, left me, and lunged at me, this time to bite me. He actually narrowly missed my arm.

I was mad. I turned and yelled "Gift are you mad?" He bared his fangs and barked at me. Me sef I bared my teeth at him and ordered him to stand down. He growled, me sef I growled back. Do you know this dog kept advancing menacingly at me and barking? I quickly borrowed myself brain and locked the door. Werey dog.

I can't shoo Matilda, my chicken in his presence. He covers her with his body and warns me away. And now, the most perplexing thing is he now marking every where in the compound. My sib came visiting and before he entered the house, he quickly relieved himself outside because he was very pressed. Do you know Gift went to where the dude urinated and peed on top? It has gotten so bad now that Gift entered the house and marked different sections of the corridor and smaller dining area with pee.

Now, I don't know if this is classic Rott behavior or if he is just being indisciplined. I confess we spoilt him a bit because he is such a sweet animal when he is not misbehaving.

How do we discipline a dog that has grown wings? He is well socialised so it's not a case of too much isolation.

whizqueen:

The guy get me with that YouTube line, my chest wan explode

NairalandSon:
On point.

YOU THAT IS SEEING THIS, I COMMAND YOU TO PAY N50M INTO MY ACCOUNT. I NEED THE MONEY.

tiersly:


Hello,
Please did you cancel your Cat B appointment and booked under Cat A ?
From what @sapha wrote earlier, someone with a BSC ( 2.2 cgpa) can book under Cat A. I want to know how true this is before canceling .

clintonsparkz:
do you have Bsc already, or is this your first Bsc you are going for?

it's simple, if u have Bsc already with minimum of 2.2(second class lower) apply for category A.

But if this is your first Bsc you are applying for, then category B.


thanks

sapha:


Category A

Chibabi:
After seeking the face of God, my Family members and Friends, I asked this gorgeous looking damsel if she can be my wife....... And she said YES to the Glory of God