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Crime / Re: Police Storm Brothel In Gwagwalada, Abuja, Over 10 Female Students Arrested by coolaustyne(m): 2:27pm On Sep 23, 2016
IYANGBALI:
keep kwayet na only mouth you get. Even your preek look like that of a six month old baby
For ya mind; as it is said in yoruba, "afenu wa moto on jam". Person wey use mouth drive motor no dey get accident..
Me no be coke: quench ya thirst..
I be pepsi: ask for more..
No do social media stunt; p.m me, wen ya body hear am finish: u self go post and lala will do d needful...
Crime / Re: Police Storm Brothel In Gwagwalada, Abuja, Over 10 Female Students Arrested by coolaustyne(m): 2:15pm On Sep 23, 2016
IYANGBALI:
the thing dey hungry me bad bad. Come help me Abeg. I go do you well
No p; p.m me.. But no run o. Me no be indomie... I be trailer tire.. I dey burn over night..
Crime / Re: Police Storm Brothel In Gwagwalada, Abuja, Over 10 Female Students Arrested by coolaustyne(m): 11:50am On Sep 23, 2016
IYANGBALI:
Preek just dey hungry me
Hmmmnnnn.... Na u o... This kain talk lo jo jimoh (this kind talk on a friday). Iwo lo ma sun (na u go tire)...
Be careful what u wish for..
Crime / Re: Police Storm Brothel In Gwagwalada, Abuja, Over 10 Female Students Arrested by coolaustyne(m): 10:56am On Sep 23, 2016
In Nigeria, prostitution is legal constitutionally. Though I support decency, I see no reason why the police should arrest them cos they have done nothing contrary to the constitution. If they are backed by it; all I see is police men harrassing this ladies or rather molesting them in custody.... Kapish.

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Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 1:56pm On Sep 22, 2016
If u are serious about having are can take care of her; contact me, 08023925466 eida call or what'sapp and I will slightly cut d price for u.. God bless.
Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 10:31am On Sep 22, 2016
STILL AVAILABLE, NOW SIX MONTHS OLD; PRICE REDUCED.... 40K.
Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 7:43am On Sep 17, 2016
Still available... kiss
Sports / Re: Chelsea FC Versus Liverpool FC; 8pm Today by coolaustyne(m): 12:54pm On Sep 16, 2016
thesicilian:

Talking about Liverpool as if they're referring to Aston Villa or Everton. Chelsea to me is the underdog in this game, not Liverpool. They will be lucky to get away with a draw at home.
U think so sir. Nice thoughts though; but remember Chelsea made a mince of Burnley the team dat beat ya almighty liverpool and based on form, chelsea isn't d underdogs. If liverpool was that super; they should have same points or higher point than chelsea. My opinion though..
Sports / Chelsea FC Versus Liverpool FC; 8pm Today by coolaustyne(m): 11:33am On Sep 16, 2016
Antonio Conte and Jurgen Klopp will face up for the second time in as many months, though this Premier League clash today will be far more important than the pre-season friendly which saw The Blues run out 1-0 winners in the States.
Both sides have enjoyed positive starts to the season in what has become one of modern football’s greatest rivalries over the last decade, and after Liverpool won their first game at Stamford Bridge since 2011 last season, Conte’s men will be itching to set the record straight.
Chelsea have proven themselves to be reliable and strong contenders for the title already this season, even though they are yet to play to their full potential. Late victories over West Ham and Watford were good, if not convincing, before thrashing Burnley and then coming from behind to draw against Swansea last weekend.
Still unbeaten, the Blues sit second in the table as the closest challengers to Pep Guardiola’s Manchester City and will need to remain unbeaten if they are to continue to apply the pressure on the title favourites and early league leaders.
Liverpool on the other hand, have been hugely unpredictable – which in itself is exactly as we would expect. From the superb, with convincing victories over Arsenal and Leicester, to the woeful – an appalling defeat at Burnley – Jurgen Klopp’s side have struggled to find consistency. That said, they do appear to finally be finding their stride and backed up claims that they have one of the most threatening attacking line-ups in the league last weekend as they dismantled Claudio Ranieri’s backline.
The Reds have already shown that they can challenge the best this season, taking seven points from a possible nine against last season’s top three, and will be looking to continue that form at Stamford Bridge.
Two players could be set for debuts as David Luiz replaces injured captain John Terry and Marcos Alonso is expected to be preferred to Branislav Ivanovic, who has failed to impress Antonio Conte in the opening weeks of the season, with Alonso’s pace preferred to cope with the threat of Sadio Mane. The midfield and attack is likely to remain unchanged, with Cesc Fabregas again restricted to the bench.
Simon Mignolet is expected to retain the number one shirt despite Loris Karius’ return to fitness, but Lucas Leiva is likely to miss out as Klopp will favour Dejan Lovren’s physicality to battle with Diego Costa in central defence.
Philippe Coutinho is a contender to start again having been ill last weekend, but it seems unlikely that the front three will change after last weekend’s superb display at Anfield, and Emre Can is also likely to miss out on a start on his return from injury for the same reason in midfield. Indeed, Klopp has said in his pre-match press conference that giving the German international some consistent time on the training field is now the number one priority rather than rushing him back to the first team fold.
The Blues will be without their captain and leader after John Terry strained his ankle ligaments late on in last weekend’s fixture against Swansea City, which looks set to keep him out of action for around two weeks and certainly ruling him out of this Friday’s clash. With Kurt Zouma still out with a cruciate ligament injury until late October, it opens the door to David Luiz to make his second debut for the club, having been an unused substitute at the Liberty Stadium after completing a £30 million move from PSG.
Liverpool are close to having a fully fit squad as Emre Can looks set to play some part on Friday if selected, having missed the last three games with an ankle problem. Whilst it is unclear if Can will be fit enough to start, he rejoined training on Tuesday and is likely to feature.
Dejan Lovren is also expected to return from a head injury which kept him out of the visit of Leicester City last weekend. Mamadou Sakho may also be available as he nears recovery from an Achilles injury but is unlikely to be called up to the squad by Klopp, and youngsters Sheyi Ojo and Joe Gomez are also expected to soon make returns, though this weekend’s fixture is likely to come too soon for them.
It’s never easy to predict how Liverpool will perform, particularly in such a high pressure match. That said, when Klopp’s men have slipped up of late, it has mostly been in the games which they would be expected to win, so they may well step up to the plate when they visit London. Liverpool’s attacking power and pace could be too much for David Luiz to handle on debut, and Chelsea will have to be at their best in order to keep a clean sheet, something they’ve managed just once in four games so far this season against four sides in the lower half of the league.
It certainly looks set to be a high scoring affair, with Diego Costa on form, but instincts say that Liverpool might surprise the Blues and grab the extra goal they need to give them a shock Liverpool win; but the blues prowess infront of goal and tenacious defence when thet face the reds should never be over looked and remember, they have a statement to make this season.
Its really a clash of titans; don't miss it...
Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 2:08pm On Sep 13, 2016
Simran94:

Ohh thanks bro it worked.
sorry another question, I noticed that he is always scared of strangers. he runs away whenever he sees a new face I hope he won't be scared of strangers when he grows up oo
Kiki too was like that; don't beat don't scold him.. Just let him be. As he grows so is his boldness. Just pretend not to notice dis wen he does it.

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Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 8:05am On Sep 13, 2016
Simran94:

hmm, Bruno is too playful, once you start playing with him he begins to use his teeth why? and what kind of exercise are you talking about?
Cry or wince like a baby when he tries using his teeth; feign a serious face and he would think he has hurt u and stop. This I used to do to my kiki and she stopped..

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Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 7:16pm On Sep 12, 2016
Simran94:

okay. another thing is, he is kinda aggressive and he isn't up to 4months yet and he is already teething. sometimes when we want to beat him with Cane or something he starts barking at us.
is there any idea on how I can stop him from barking excessively and teething
Don't beat him please; he's a baby. And aggression might be due to some facts: do u allow him space to play? Boredom isn't good u know. When u and others play with him are u always aggressive?
I've never caned mine for once and she's well behaved, good with children and no aggression issue. U also need time to exercise him properly.
Play with me more. Give him a little attention but not too much. Pay less attention to his barks; this will make him know u don't care if he does it or not, but the more you pay attention to him barking the more he does it. Get him a chew toy or buiscuit bones for his teeth; this helps the milk teeth drop off and keeps him away from chewing things around.
It worked well for me sha..

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Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 4:24pm On Sep 12, 2016
Still available at a recession/subsidized amount; price highly slashed... Contact me asap
Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 2:13pm On Sep 12, 2016
Simran94:

nice pup, I have a 3 months old gsd and I don't know if I can feed him chicken and it's bones to eat
Don't give him bone yet ma..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by coolaustyne(m): 3:21am On Sep 12, 2016
samobaba4u:

cool down guys. selected candidates are resuming by January. the list will be ready soon. so relax.
Baba samson; will it b like 2014? Me tot this year's training begins next month? God dey sha... Anyone they do, I must b favoured Insha Allah.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by coolaustyne(m): 2:58am On Sep 12, 2016
Slexd:
.names may b out frm 21 sept, to resume 2nd oct. No source, jst my tot nd calculations.
It might even come out earlier.. I just pray we are favoured. Tension is really in d air.

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Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 1:30pm On Sep 11, 2016
Still available and negotiable....
Happy sunday...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Swansea Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) - On 11th September 2016 by coolaustyne(m): 1:12pm On Sep 11, 2016
Chelsea have no new injury concerns ahead of the trip to Liberty Stadium on Sunday, so it will fall to Conte whether to bring in either Alonso or Luiz after signing both on deadline day.

The Italian manager has confirmed he will use the Brazilian as a central defender, suggesting the Blues could line up in a 3-5-2 formation.

Kurt Zouma continues his rehabilitation from a ligament injury suffered against Manchester United back in February, and is expected to return before the New Year.
Antonio Conte takes his Chelsea side to Swansea looking to maintain their perfect start to the Premier League campaign following the international break.

The Blues have recorded victories against West Ham, Watford and Burnley to in the top flight and sit beneath Pep Guardiola's pace-setters on goal difference, and also signed Marcos Alonso and David Luiz on transfer deadline day to bolster their defence.

Swansea, meanwhile, opened with victory away at newcomers Burnley, but have since slumped to defeats against Hull and Leicester respectively.

Michy Batshuayi missed a penalty for Belgium while Diego Costa netted twice for Spain against Lichtenstein on international duty, with the latter likely to start once more despite the summer signing's impressive start to life at Chelsea.

Eden Hazard is in line to continue his fine form after being nominated for the Premier League Player of the Month award for August.

Meanwhile, Loic Remy has returned to Stamford Bridge after injuring his ankle in the early stages of his loan at Crystal Palace.

A great match awaits us....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by coolaustyne(m): 6:21pm On Sep 09, 2016
militarypasto2:
pls when is the long awaited list coming out? any news
Baba mi; no news o.. My own mind self dey am die.. Really hoping and praying I make it.
Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 7:36pm On Sep 08, 2016
Pup still for sale; price is slightly negotiable...
Pets / Re: Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 2:48am On Sep 07, 2016
Thanks Wunmy and Seyi..
Pup still for sale..

God bless..

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Education / Re: WAEC Supervisor Assaults Female Muslim Candidate by coolaustyne(m): 9:17pm On Sep 06, 2016
Why conclude the supervisor is a christian? What is d supervisor's name? What if he or she is an aethist or a muslim self? Was the girl doing something wrong while clad in hijab? This story is sure sketchy.
Ya writing should not be based on what she said alone.
Some people take advantage of our religious lapses to wanna forment trouble; while they are actually guilty or in possession of something fishy.
MURIC, investigate properly. All in all; idina sirotul mustaqeem.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army Dssc & Ssc 2015 Aspirants by coolaustyne(m): 4:03pm On Sep 06, 2016
Ekawu:
Samobaba4u where are thou.
Ochala Julius; I sight u. D only man wey withstand German dose threat. Receiving his full dose and still looking cool.
Baba; abeg any news on the list?
Pets / Female GSD Pup For Sale by coolaustyne(m): 3:29pm On Sep 06, 2016
Breed: Straight back German sheperd
Age: 5months
Sex: female
Temperament: Very mild and good with kids
Health issues: none
Health records: tick free and de-wormed
Location: lagos mainland
Direct line: 08023925466
What's app line: 08023925466
Asking price: 60k

Note : serious buyers
God bless you.
Thanks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by coolaustyne(m): 11:36am On Sep 05, 2016
DaveONchE:


Let me enlighten you on Free and Fair recruitment bro.... Everyone gets a shot at the recruiting team. If number of applicants is much, you start screening from the first day applications start rolling in and once the required number of qualified candidates is reached, application stops and qualified applicants proceed to training!!!!

This is just a tip of the ice just incase you ever get to call the shot, DO THE RIGHT THING and not this lotto shit of crab of accidentally selecting 30 applicants from each state. Check Benue, someone is being shortlisted twice, SSC and DSSC, how is that possible if its Raffle Drawed or na him father be God??
Good morning bro thanks for enlightening me; and by God's I would work on things if I get to d corridors of power. Equal right and opportunity is what I crave for too.
I checked d benue list on my laptop, both for ssc and dssc. I think u might be wrong bro; though they bear same surname, but peter was d last name of one and the second name of the other: and they bear different names for their last and second name, please cross check as I have also been oppurtuned to meet someone we share same surname and initials; same first name, but different last name.
Remain blessed.

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Pets / Re: If You Have A Puppy To Sell Preferably A Female by coolaustyne(m): 9:28pm On Sep 04, 2016
Got a 5 months old female straight back GSD... ... Asking price is 60k.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by coolaustyne(m): 9:21am On Sep 02, 2016
mangojuice:
bro u were scared of Captain Abdul AKA German dose? no be only you sha. I admired him a lot. He is a disciplined soldier though kinda egocentric. I chop hunching from Abdul at NDA medical center a 2 days before the 3.2km race. I suffer die. well God help us. My State (Delta) was left with 9 gallant men. It was rumored that 9-10 candidates will be selected. Do you have any info in this regard?
I'm also from Delta state o; I'm Austyne DT05. U can contact me on 08023925466. Won't mind having ya number too.
Pets / Re: Diary Of My Gsd, Kiara (kiki) by coolaustyne(m): 8:59pm On Sep 01, 2016
That's my kiki and d camera isn't doing her justice; as she's sure bigger...

Pets / Re: Diary Of My Gsd, Kiara (kiki) by coolaustyne(m): 7:58pm On Sep 01, 2016
Some things fell into place and I had to travel for a month. Though the little ones at home tried so much taking care of my kiki; but they couldn't as she reduced a bit. Thinking of putting her for sale (to a dog lover though) as I would go back for my course next month and won't be home for close to a year. Wish there was an adult capable of taking proper care of kiki at home; while I would be gone. Mind u; she would be six months old on the 19th of this month and is sure cool, very good with kids and obedient. Would upload some of her pics soon.
Crime / Re: Balogun Oriyomi "Jpron" Arrested In Lagos By Police (photo) by coolaustyne(m): 1:57pm On Aug 25, 2016
He's been arrested several times by d lagos police command. I hope they do d proper thing now. I don tire for police matter and d way dey twist and release offenders..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by coolaustyne(m): 11:54am On Aug 25, 2016
abdul4moti:
Gallant men in the making, I learnt that this years recruitment was fare Bro.
Never made it to this stage but would say there's more credibility compared to what I've heard. I pray I make d final cut; really looking up to it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by coolaustyne(m): 11:51am On Aug 25, 2016
popsy2:



I do love to speak with you,can I get your contact please ? This is really important. +2347035498952 is mine.
This is my number; 08023925466. Take care and God bless u.

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