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Rap Battles / Re: Quick 16 Freestyle Shit. by crizzy(m): 6:22pm On Feb 11, 2013
Im too d.ope. . .only a fool would wanna sm0ke me. . .
Ma flowz so bad. . .it alm0st choked me. . .
Im bAck!!
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Rap Battles Real Call Out Thread by crizzy(m): 8:28am On Jan 05, 2013
Right now. . .im calling out . . . iLlscriptz . . .if yo' not a coward. . .lemme see! . . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 12:39am On Jan 05, 2013
Berg! . . .i said. . .im sowie. . .wah else?? . . .#gettin close to d wall
Rap Battles / Re: OJOAWO Vs. DHANNY.... Let's Settle Our Grudges by crizzy(m): 12:36am On Jan 05, 2013
Watching. . .
Rap Battles / Re: OJOAWO Vs. DHANNY.... Let's Settle Our Grudges by crizzy(m): 12:35am On Jan 05, 2013
Dhany110: I dont judge if thats what you choose, but this
time you lose//

Get you in a depression spend all your money
on booze//

I'm commin harder this time around, you'll be lying flat on the ground//

Surround and storm in, I'll do what I have to
win. Wether I sin, I just dont give a Bleep, but sorry man your just shit outta luck//

Cause I gotta ominous awesomeness that you
cannot diss.//

So get out your dictionary and go down the list//

Like MC Hammer screaming “You can't touch this”//

You might as well just go into the wind a piss, if you think you'll win this time//

You might wanna come up with creative lines//

so sit back relax and think a liitle.//

Cause I got your brain like a basketball its
dribbled//

so confused but biyatch, this is not a “Riddle”//

Son, you need to wake up, shape up, and stop
bein' a gay Bleep//

Only screamin teens in cheap make-up
represent for Team kay-Bleep//

Yeah, you can dream tough, but you can't
dispute the evidence//

Dude, you're present tense, I'm the future with a 7th Sense//

Cuz I don't just see dead people… I produce em with this clever text//

You “Joker” better be ready for comBAT MAN,
so get your pen in your hand//

Be ready, this shits about to get heavy, razor's in my hand you can call me Dhany//

Got ya mind racin, So Can this Retard Ever
Win? Jason Voorhees got him on his knees//

Can't talk ya deaf, can't bitch and complain, cut you up and slit your juggular vein//

ooopz. . .
Rap Battles / Re: OJOAWO Vs. DHANNY.... Let's Settle Our Grudges by crizzy(m): 12:34am On Jan 05, 2013
ojoawo: High tym to settle the score, am headin to war, I design rhymes that shine better dan yours//

But what you got? Just line after line of shit gun metaphors…and bout to write seven more//

You gon b like I doubt he wrote all that like them be Moore (Demi Moore). Shut the Bleep up, y’already said it before//

Got bullets? Let em soar. I’ll BANG YOUR HEAD wit the fuckin AXE like guitarists in Metal core//

So dude, watch it. I’m like a noose with taut
grip… I DO NOT SLIP! (knot slip)//

But I forsee you forcin rhymes like Mother Goose was your hostage!//

I spit and teach …true hotness. While you’re the only ASSHOLE that AIN’T producin hot s.hit//

Hangin by threads like loose cross-stitch.
You’ve lost this. Behind these bars? You’s
kay's b.itch!//

Grievin, abused 'n owned, I'm soon leavin you
bruised to the bone//

But what's up with the name dhany? can't even tie your shoes on your own?//

Dude, I'll merk 'n certainly clown you before I hurt 'n purposely drown you//

It's competitor vs. predator… and kay's (case) swimmin circles around you!//

I'm battle scarred, beef sicker than SARS on
cattle farms to shatter bars//

Keep it up, and I’ll stash your blackened ashes under a crack den mattress, splashed with cat piss//

So even the bums and the crack kids, stinkin of rat shit, can sleep on your ass, b.itch//

Plus you’re fuckin trash kid. So quit pattin
yourself on the back in all-caps brackets//

Fuckin half-wit… your s.hit? Ain’t an adequate
distraction from your half-asss slackness//

So beware c.unt, cuz you ain't feudin with some rookie, am the highness//

Gotcha b,itch textin me pics nude, while you’re gettin your tits bruised, as the mastectomy ensues//

Admit it, next to me you’re s.hit dude. Just a
d.ickhead who can’t shoot…like vasectomy
issues//

hmmmn. . .speechless
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 12:22am On Jan 05, 2013
sleakid: Crizz sup with u? Just read ya verse few minutes ago, now u've modified it and added extra lines...
Anyways i no still get ya time.. If u like spit ya life history

lmao. . .nt 20 verse b4 nau. . .ma life history longer than ur fam. History. . .
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 12:20am On Jan 05, 2013
sleakid: Sup with this rretard...? Bbitch post ya wack verse jor abi u scared twont match mine?
If u like flip.. Fool

brawl z over bro. . .we aint gon be doin' a PAC nd BIGGIE. . .right here. . .plz..we best buddies
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 12:15am On Jan 05, 2013
Sleak. . .ah waz only joking. . .o!. . .if yo' WIN or i do. . .dat doesnt mean. . .we aint friendz. . .plz plz plz. . .#datz wah rap doez to u
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 11:53pm On Jan 04, 2013
[b]Dreaming of the day when i got green paper, go to uk, got poundz lyk a fat teenager <criz singing underground>
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Leggo!
On a "HARD DRIVE"? 'STOP YA BRAKES....im servin' enough slaughter for ya to "WATCH YA PLATES"...coz ur 'coffin' in threads makin' it easy to "BOX YA PLACE"....htf! U gonna 'TOP A GREAT??' coz 'Dissiszit!...y serial wins bout to Break-fast after i witness ya fake-aa...sss get spooned and freeze tagged. . .w/e ya face got FROST IN <phroxen> FLAKES//
Ur mother was a b.itch whose legs open and close more than a door....she likez up and down on d floor. . .get it??
yo' nid a plan B... Like ur mum needed a plan B when her stomach waz empty... Everybody knws your birth certificate is an apology from the c.ondom factory...//
yo' so ugly! Wen u popped out, the doctor said aww! What a treasure. . .and ur mum said yea! Letz bury it....hahahahah
i just beat-u-to-death...heat-u-to-melt with weapons that eat thorugh the flesh. .. .meatz lookz lyk fresh. . .get it//
i could stable a calender to ur skul nd still wont carry d day...i crush medulla oblongatas to leave u breathless....yo' must be twice tyson, coz yo' too gay...//
my barz are neurotic !haha! Ur girl rappin' to my d!ckophone...im about to explode in her mouth like a f.uckin' drone....
At the line of scrimmage, u tryna fyn d end zone, i f.uck d same bitch that put u in her friend zone!...
Kid! Yo' wouldnt have dope wordplay, if u spelt weed on scrabble....im crizzy nt chris...so ah aint brown. . .#lma0...time to force wordplay as 'Hooker does, ya drive?? Took a sHOVE cuz wherever S-leak "s-car-got" <escargot> will be full of slugs...
think s-could-bar?<escobar> im hearing "nahs" he aint good-enough?...so, we'll see if ya "ETHER NETWORKS" wen i pull the plug..//
i'j hit u so fast in the mouth and sink ur teeth in ur jaw...u wont be able to eat sh!tt, nt even malt...
Then yo' think bout me;; i beat u think!...call dat food for thought...//
your little honour...ur bicycle has got a seat belt...i do d talkin' while u do d listening. . .oh please. . .
Waz considering u...nt until u horn at a traffic light. ,oh geez!. ,
ur g.f..raising plankardz calling me her hero. . .s-leak! Yo on zero lease. . .//
my lines proving prevalance, exploding as nitrogen/trinitrophenymethxlnitramine. . .televisionary flicks personified. . .revolutionary acts ostracised. . .//
guns stay in my jeans<genes> like itz family remblence. . .duh!!...
U knw wah ah did to ur niece!. . .
All-thats-left-of-ur-niece-is-a-piece-of-her-doll. . . .and all-thatz-left-of-her-puppy-is-a-leash-and-ah-paw ...//
i hit u so fast with dah IV, and i aint talk Dah roman numeral four. . .
Im talking dag i.v dat leadz to da funeral floor....i put sleak in box. . .call it acient aircraft. . .no museunz though. . .just six feet of dirt. . .and u anit coming back!! [/b]

c-max. . .#shout out to all vetz. . .
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 10:53pm On Jan 04, 2013
oh God . . .l
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 10:51pm On Jan 04, 2013
Microphone check
microphone check 1,2...d biter about to spit. . .so err'body. . .come and wash sleak. . .dirt!...tryna make sure my reply will. . .tryna jack robb for his mack job
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:52pm On Jan 04, 2013
ojoawo: Abeg really let's forget wat crizzy did, he apologised... Let's 4get it totally

Ojo baba...thankz so much. . .act of a true leader. . .big upz to u
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:50pm On Jan 04, 2013
ojoawo: Abeg really let's forget wat crizzy did, he apologised... Let's 4get it totally
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:50pm On Jan 04, 2013
dj5naira: No place like home buddy.

yea dude. . . .1 love
Rap Battles / Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 7:42pm On Jan 04, 2013
e-Iceberg:


WORD! bruv. . . . .i just cant imagine myself brawling dis puke face called crizzy cz t'l b a waste of barz, just posting nonsense hia and dia, he will neva get better, cz he is a biter. . .see fool is nt jst supposed to b hia, bbitchy idiot, posting nonsense abt my barz wen he knws ntin but BITE! mscheewww!!!!

Berg! Berg! Berg!. . .why you?? . . .owh geez!
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 7:37pm On Jan 04, 2013
e-Iceberg:


dese two BITERS, and MOFOS, and OAFS, and DUNCES, and DOLTS, and
E-DIOTS, and FOOLS, and BUFFOONS, just dey blab, u two shud get a life,
av won u murphy, and maybe dat flawless beating wasnt enuf for u!. . .u
crizzy, hu is ur homie?? i can neva be a homie of one stupid, indolent,
and appaling BITER!!!!! maybe u 2 shud just collaborate and go to
streets, hawk satchet water, dats d perfect job for u both... dnt come
hia nd exchange posts wit d.ope heads...
FUCKERS!!


berg! . . .u dissapointed. . .me...ah gat nufn against u...yo' ma man...no hate. . .im a biter, nd ah c/o u. . .thankz!

#1 love
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 7:28pm On Jan 04, 2013
e-Iceberg:
dude, if u can do one-tenth of wat i did, and without biting, cus its been proven beyond reasonable doubt, dat U ARE A CHRONIC, MORONIC AND FATAL BITER!!!!!... if u can try to develop bars on your own, one-tenth as gud as dese. . .den i'l b so happy to shut my thumbz....
monkey butt!!!

lmAO. . .u knw wah you just did??. , u BRAINFARTED! . . .if yo' wanna battle me . . .den u will see me. . #olofo, ogun lo ma pa e. . .lolz[b][/b]
Rap Battles / Re: Crizzy Vz Blaqbonez (welcome To Hell) by crizzy(m): 3:48pm On Jan 04, 2013
e-Iceberg:
crizzy, so truly u are a biter, smh mehn. . . .i tot odawise wen u came hia 1st, buh nw i tel u am truly disappointed!

berg. . .hmmn. . .im sowie. . .though. . Coz it wasnt intenti0nal. . .nd if yo' takin' it d same way mikuz did. . .uhn uhn!. . .ah keep mute
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 3:45pm On Jan 04, 2013
e-Iceberg:
¤super barz¤

petty gangsters appear, nd gunshots da blasting/
superman hia,dia "bullets are fun", nd dats wat am catching/
squeezing and crushing/, so d shots turned dust&dats d. .reason am blushin/
wif full attack, ma fist to thier chins, nd dey b feelin ma rushin/
teeth fell out? gud, so shud blood, dat'l b spillin and gushin/
maybe its imagery in rap, buh sure u gat d 'beating/
nd if u were dem, u shud"be happy again" wen u start "retreating"/
buh u'l neva make it past da door/
cz dis tym i'l hit faster boy/
til u fall nd lyk a yoruba child greeting, u slam flat, . .tha floor/
nd even if u make it past da door,/
dnt tryna run, i'l just 'praise' u, wit one fist, and u'l fall 'flatter' . .duh/
dat was mere play nd by the mere,/
i min if i giv a hulk an uppercut, he'l feel fly in air/
for sparrin, am fine wit maniacs/
am d type, to grab ur satellite dish, leap to space, and dine wit aliens/
at 1st yall feel strong, buh later softened by punches lyk mouka foams/
to tink yall fyt nd win, yall are goofers oh/
wit "anger on d net" am stealing d show, call it "e-vent" looter hoe!/
nd afta all dis, wont u wish me sayin "stay super bro"?/

#e-me!

SMH. . . .
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 3:39pm On Jan 04, 2013
murphysmallz:

Ode! Who iv u?


lwkmd. . .murphy leave am nau. . .hez ma h0mie. . .abeg free d small boy.. . .
Rap Battles / Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 11:56am On Jan 04, 2013
Dhany110: how'll you be biting in a battle......
you should just commit suicide

ignored. . .#mouth-odour
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 10:33am On Jan 04, 2013
sleakid: . U be real fool.. As u enter mikuz vs sleakid, u see any bar? If you like tell modenine to ghostwrite for u... U'l still loose diz just as u lost for murphy.. Mumu

oh M0FO!. . .wen would u ever think right?? . . .u knw wah?. . .i take hitz . . .i dont bark. . .olosHi!
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 9:27am On Jan 04, 2013
sleakid: Today's the day..
Just prepare yah bars while i prepare mine.. I no get time to dey follow m0j0 talk

u knw wah??. . .na all d barz wey mikuz used. . .in d battle btw mikuz vz sleakid. . .na him i go use. . .la la la. . .yo' DEAD!
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 9:14am On Jan 04, 2013
mikuz:
How does he (Sleakid) come into this? Was he the one who wrote the said bitten lines for you?

ah already. . .apologised. . .anythIn else??. . .ah told u wat to do.. . .#head b0wed
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 9:12am On Jan 04, 2013
sleakid: Crizzy i wanted to take diz shidd friendly with you bt seems you too bbitchy to respect my behaviour... Before 12a.m u sure gon see the gangster side of me.. Bbitch

im a biter. . .now everybody knwz...im a vampire at itz best stage!. . .f.uck you!. . .yo' gon end up like pac and biGgie!. . .i promise u dat. . .bbiatch!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 9:08am On Jan 04, 2013
mikuz:
What an annoying comment. How can you just be think another persons' bars (you know nothing about) pop into your head like that? You're a bleeping disgrace! Covering up this ignoble thing with silly postulations is making you look more stùpid.
Biter! You don't know the bars belong to Modenine but you bit it line for line, Word for word. So who owns it?
Besides in a battle are you supposed to freestyle?
Smh.

hmmn. . .nice 0ne though. . .act of a good m0derator....thankz. . .n0 more biting. . .
Rap Battles / Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 9:06am On Jan 04, 2013
LmA0. . .no shId. . .he w0n. . .nw every0ne'z happy??. . .#clapz
Rap Battles / Re: Crizzy Vz Blaqbonez (welcome To Hell) by crizzy(m): 9:03am On Jan 04, 2013
mikuz:
Try you? You must be out of ya senses?
You're a moronic biter and your threat can't change anything from that?
I tell you biting won't help your career,get creative, it pays.

ah love dat. . .lmA0. . .mikuz shey u knw me b4??. . .y u c0n hate me like dis?. . .i don die o. . .SMH
Rap Battles / Re: A Little End Of D Year Smack! by crizzy(m): 12:03am On Jan 04, 2013
murphysmallz: Yo son watch ur mouth! If u wanna beef create a thread n let's do it maturely

ah give dat to u. . .lols. . .nw yo' happy . .u w0n??. . .#clapz. . .
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 12:00am On Jan 04, 2013
Mtcheew. . . .rap royalty rockz. . .best
Rap Battles / Re: SLEAKID Vs CRIZZY...... One Goin Down by crizzy(m): 11:59pm On Jan 03, 2013
mikuz:
Biter!

hmmmn. . .nd wah do u call sleakid??. . .a n0n biter. . .#smh

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