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Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by cumpaddre(m): 2:35pm On Nov 28, 2013
After a 13hour meeting with the commander in chief of the armed forces, FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA, you still want the attorney general to sign as surety nd NLC president to sign as witness. Fagge has really confirmed that igbo saying "aboki wu aboki".
Long live FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
Long live GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN
Long live ALL GREAT NIGERIAN STUDENTS!!!!!!

VITORIA ASCERTA!!!!
Politics / Re: FG Directs Federal Universities To Re-Open Immediately by cumpaddre(m): 2:21pm On Nov 28, 2013
abuc: ASUU has over stressed their luck. They should have resolve the strike issue a week ago. Its very funny for them to be making new demands instead of calling off the strike. Now some universities have resume which I think is a big slap on ASUU face. Just 2 days ago, Pro-Chancellors demanded lecturers and students to resume. ASUU is gradually moving towards a state of personal destruction. FG may divide them and make the Union ineffective as they did to Governors Forum. They should peacefully accept FG Negotiations since they have promised to yield to some of their demands. I honestly want ASUU to remain united in order to always pressurize any seating Government to take care of our Instituions in order to meet Global Standard and compete with Global institutions.

On a serious note, which Government have really accepted 100% demand in any negotiation? I have not seen such, though I stand to be corrected. In every negotiation, both side need to shift some ground for it to work or its no longer negotiation. The students are the ones suffering all these gamble and chess game. Lecturers are also demanding for 5 months salary arrears they did not work for. Please what will be the direct benefit of these students that have wasted over 5 months doing nothing rather be on facebook, twitter, nairaland and newspaper stands arguing about Man City and Chelsea. Will the demand also help Lecturers to stop stealing other people work on the Internet and then resell to students as Course Materials? The Universities must resume next week or else, all the lecturers will be sack... That is my final resolution
Bar man! Bar man!! BARMAN!!!!!! **yes??** ABEG DRAG 1 CRATE OF GULDER COME FOR DIS MY OGA ABEG! SHARPALY!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: How Jim Iyke Spent $5,000 On Nadia Buariā€™s 31st Birthday by cumpaddre(m): 1:48pm On Nov 28, 2013
Monarchmindset: U don't know wut you are saying, @o.p what about the pink limousine he bought for her nko. #getyourfactright
U be real ODE! Where did jim iyke get the money to acquire a limo for himself talkmore of his "staged" gf. When will ya'll open ur eyes n see that these pple are just using eachoda to stay relevant. I think d main person reaping d most benefits from this publicity stunt is Jim cos his career is already dwindling. Dude is broke!! I aint a jim iyke hater tho.. I'm jes stating facts.
Phones / Re: Finally, BBM 8.0.0.94 Is Here!!! by cumpaddre(m): 5:51am On Nov 28, 2013
dexter105:

Your stupidity is mind-boggling. Your below ostrich level brain shows what you are. Read my second response to the other guy. Put your points across without insults and I'd respond in kind. Read the posts above n below yours. Some are already taking advantage of the new features, its not hanging on some phones, mine inclusive. You really can't heap your frustrations on me if the phone you stole doesn't work as you expected it to. So get off with your algae infested mouth. Resort to insults again and I would put you in your place.
Now I'm convinced that you're a capital F.O.O.L. If ur phone doesn't hang like dat of odaz, does that give u d right to heap insults on those complaining about theirs?? Is it ur biz? I wud've have reasoned with u lightly if u were smart but seeing that your brain is largely composed of Urine, I'll just let U remain in ur fools paradise. King of fools. Oversabi houseboy.
Phones / Re: Finally, BBM 8.0.0.94 Is Here!!! by cumpaddre(m): 11:46pm On Nov 27, 2013
dexter105:


Congrats for demonstrating that you have an IQ equivalent to that of a plankton. Cheers. What is the major complaint? It hangs and people want to revert to previous versions of it. If you've ever owned a smart phone( which I seriously, seriously doubt). You'd know that more often than not smart phone upgrades are usually plagued by bugs, which are usually corrected in subsequent versions. I'm urging people to see the benefits rather then just the negatives. Oya run along now. Go and consume the garri you put on water since two days now. Cheers.
Abeg shuttup ur smelly mouth joor. Oversabi. Are u better dan d millions of people complaining about it on twitter n other social networks around the world? U cum here come dey form wetin I no know, gerrout joor. Mtcheew!!!

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Phones / Re: Finally, BBM 8.0.0.94 Is Here!!! by cumpaddre(m): 10:51pm On Nov 27, 2013
profeth: guy not only u o..even me.I just downgraded mine to the previous version and I'm liking it.
Plz hw did u downgrade it ??
Phones / Re: Finally, BBM 8.0.0.94 Is Here!!! by cumpaddre(m): 8:16pm On Nov 27, 2013
Ah dun lyk it.
OMG I shud've read the reviews on app world b4 rushing to download dat trash, its hanging my damn fone, I'm using a 9800, does any1 have an idea where I can download my old version back

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Politics / Re: Switzerland Returns Abacha's $700m Loot To Nigerian Government by cumpaddre(m): 4:42pm On Nov 26, 2013
GenBuhari: [size=28pt]The so called "Abacha looted" is untraceable

It was never proved to belong to Abacha,it was named Abacha Loot because 3 biggest looters in history: Obasanjo, Abdulsalami Abubakar and Babangida called it "Abacha Loot".

These 3 Dishonest Kleptomaniacs dishonestly blame abacha of looting

The very honest anti-corrupt General Buhari tells us Abacha never looted

Who would you believe?[/size]
So from where did this money come from??
Celebrities / Re: Meet Tonto Dike's Rich Boyfriend Michael Awolaja. by cumpaddre(m): 12:18pm On Nov 26, 2013
If I were this guy, I'll do everything possible to stay away from public eye before some investigative journalism leaks the secret to his unusual wealth. #myopinion

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Celebrities / Re: Romantic Photos Of President Goodluck & Patience Jonathan by cumpaddre(m): 11:27am On Nov 26, 2013
BTW, Dis our presido fine oo.

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Politics / Re: Switzerland Returns Abacha's $700m Loot To Nigerian Government by cumpaddre(m): 11:19am On Nov 26, 2013
Jona oya use the money to settle ASUU let's get on with our bloody lives!
Education / Re: ASUU Gives Conditions To End Strike by cumpaddre(m): 5:07pm On Nov 25, 2013
link2ok: I cnt believe am actually on FP! Wat a day 2rememba! Wnt to dedicate this victory to my pastor who tru his constant prayer made me attain dis height,2d deacons in ma church and entire member who have prayed tirelessly for me, also wnt to say a big thnk u @home who gave me this opportunity,praying that soon it wuld b ur day! Thank U,gracia,inapenga. I love U.
Are u dreaming?

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Religion / Re: Prophecy For Wizkid Musician by cumpaddre(m): 2:22pm On Nov 24, 2013
I'm highly disappointed. The MOD that suggested this poo to make front-page is making a joke outta this forum. The MOD that eventually pushed it to the front page should be examined. Mtcheeww!

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Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by cumpaddre(m): 12:13am On Nov 24, 2013
suwailad: ASUU has called it off.

Where? When? How??
Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by cumpaddre(m): 7:36pm On Nov 23, 2013
I feel lyk hurting a member of ASUU n I'm dead serious about it.

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Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by cumpaddre(m): 10:38pm On Nov 22, 2013
BREAKING NEWS! More seriously, ASUU has decided to call of the strike for reasons being that the students are being negatively affected. The impeccable source also stated that he as a top official in ASUU's NEC, he has been dying of severe Konji because his sugar daughter has since travelled and he can hold back his urge to want to dive into her ocean of passion just because of mere 1.1tr.

SOURCE: my neighbours older sister who is also a bleepmate with one of the fagge's gatemans girlfriends inlaw's cousin.

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Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by cumpaddre(m): 10:27pm On Nov 22, 2013
uzeba: Dear Nollywood am highly dissapointed in u, hw
much longer do I hv 2 wait b4 I get 2 c a new
movie titled 'Skelewu'
Patience my boy. Patience
Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by cumpaddre(m): 10:17pm On Nov 22, 2013
Been practising their skelewu dance steps and have finally perfected it!!! gringringrin
Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by cumpaddre(m): 10:15pm On Nov 22, 2013
ASUU NEC members have............. grin
Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by cumpaddre(m): 10:14pm On Nov 22, 2013
We've just received the news grin
Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by cumpaddre(m): 10:05pm On Nov 22, 2013
kolawaxxy: Hallelujah o! Give a warm hand-shake to the student nearest to you.
Why? Did he just win d lottery??
Celebrities / Re: Too Hot: Actress Daniella Okeke Shows Off Her Uncovered "Bum Bum" And More [pics by cumpaddre(m): 4:13pm On Nov 22, 2013
Damn! See nyasssshhhhh
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Celebrities / Re: See Yvonne Nelson Without Makeup, Is She Still Beatiful? by cumpaddre(m): 4:10pm On Nov 22, 2013
Dats not her.

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Romance / Re: The Handsomeness Of Nairaland Men! *official* by cumpaddre(m): 3:19pm On Nov 22, 2013
konklushun:
E be like say u use lip stick o
LOL, I get that a lot. Buh dats how ma lipz is anywayz
undecided
Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by cumpaddre(m): 3:11pm On Nov 22, 2013
safarigirl: these your consecutive gbagauns make it hard to beleive you.
Hahahha.. I dey tellzzzz u!
Celebrities / Re: davido and wizkid @ The Papaz.. by cumpaddre(m): 12:08pm On Nov 20, 2013
Fake Versace don suffer for naija boys hand.
Celebrities / Re: Millionaire Ayiri Emami Steps Out In A Hot Bum Short by cumpaddre(m): 11:58am On Nov 20, 2013
Rhino.5dm:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-zdQYRxxo6qU/UGl3Kp9NriI/AAAAAAAAqRU/IMJ3oubyv6c/s400/AYIRI.jpg[/img]


[img]http://4.bp..com/-ybn9bfLvTPk/UGnfh0yk-UI/AAAAAAAAAXM/9QY9tEZF8js/s1600/combo1.jpg[/img]

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surely, this guy isn't straight.
This pic shows he's a scottish rite mason. An eleventh degree fellow-craft of d grand lodge of scotland. Say what you know, not what you don't.
Celebrities / Re: Millionaire Ayiri Emami Steps Out In A Hot Bum Short by cumpaddre(m): 11:55am On Nov 20, 2013
Chanchit: Na mad man I dey see for this pix o.
Have u ever seen a mad man fully clad in limited edition Gucci??
Celebrities / Re: Photos From D'banj's New Music Video In Cape Town by cumpaddre(m): 11:48am On Nov 20, 2013
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Politics / Re: Samsung Pays Apple $1billion In Coins -sending 30 Trucks Full Of 5 Cents Coins by cumpaddre(m): 11:18am On Nov 20, 2013
Oboy see sense!!!
Education / Re: BREAKING NEWS: ASUU Calls Off Strike by cumpaddre(m): 11:12am On Nov 19, 2013
Have ya'll even bothered to check the date that this topic was created??
Education / Re: BREAKING NEWS: ASUU Calls Off Strike by cumpaddre(m): 11:37pm On Nov 18, 2013
Anuoluwap: you again? Guy just take a good look at the topic, as if the union did call it off. Why are you doing this to yourself?
Olodo

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