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Jokes Etc / Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by D1KeleVra(m): 5:44pm On Jul 19, 2010
See ur face like studio bla bla
Jokes Etc / Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 5:36pm On Jul 19, 2010
You're a short man. . . about 4'8". . . she no dey form, not every lady likes to bend down to take a peck. okay? sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Sooooooo Many Funny Pictures by D1KeleVra(m): 4:51pm On Jul 19, 2010
sad why u your veins dey highlight na? i dey djoke johr
Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Between Aje Butter And Aje Pacco! by D1KeleVra(m): 4:42pm On Jul 19, 2010
lol ur bum-bum like tennis ball
Jokes Etc / Re: Sooooooo Many Funny Pictures by D1KeleVra(m): 4:41pm On Jul 19, 2010
Yes ke! You don forget? Feather brain! grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Between Aje Butter And Aje Pacco! by D1KeleVra(m): 4:40pm On Jul 19, 2010
Your left eye like agbalumo
Jokes Etc / Re: Sooooooo Many Funny Pictures by D1KeleVra(m): 4:29pm On Jul 19, 2010
sad Come again?
Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Between Aje Butter And Aje Pacco! by D1KeleVra(m): 4:28pm On Jul 19, 2010
If I kick u. . . ur stomach like jabulani
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 4:26pm On Jul 19, 2010
Bibs I pwomised grin

A guy goes to visit his doctor. Here is the conversation that ensued.

"Don't laugh!" said the patient.

"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," the patient said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery,

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor, Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now , what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," the patient replied.
Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Between Aje Butter And Aje Pacco! by D1KeleVra(m): 4:15pm On Jul 19, 2010
tufiakwa
Jokes Etc / Re: Sooooooo Many Funny Pictures by D1KeleVra(m): 4:14pm On Jul 19, 2010
lmao grin na true sha grin
Jokes Etc / Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by D1KeleVra(m): 4:11pm On Jul 19, 2010
Watch ur back

Jokes Etc / Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by D1KeleVra(m): 3:39pm On Jul 19, 2010
grin *tehehe* I just dey talk am as I see am
Jokes Etc / Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by D1KeleVra(m): 3:15pm On Jul 19, 2010
HiĀ  Efe. . . okay. . . just thought u might'a meant to say DAFT, BRAINDEAD and BORING smiley
Jokes Etc / Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by D1KeleVra(m): 3:03pm On Jul 19, 2010
Efemena_xy:

@Cynthoney you took the words right out of my mouth!!

Stud - I've got 3 words to describe you're woeful/intended crap of a joke:

D.A.F.T and B.O.R.I.N.G

**But then again - Stud na Ijebu Ode Iron-bender**

Efe honey! You said 3 words. . . but na two I dey see sad
Jokes Etc / Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by D1KeleVra(m): 2:56pm On Jul 19, 2010
u dey mind he-illiterate?
Jokes Etc / Re: Sooooooo Many Funny Pictures by D1KeleVra(m): 2:06pm On Jul 19, 2010
I gats no problem with u stalking me smiley u be better person

clemcykul:

abeg no stain me wiff your poverty grin

*tehehehe* grin See ur concave behind
Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Between Aje Butter And Aje Pacco! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:29pm On Jul 19, 2010
Or u go do wetin. . . ur bend-bend leg like telephone wire
Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Between Aje Butter And Aje Pacco! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:07pm On Jul 19, 2010
You want me to slap u upside the head. . . cotonou e ape. . . ur neck like straw
Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Between Aje Butter And Aje Pacco! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:55pm On Jul 19, 2010
angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Difference Between Aje Butter And Aje Pacco! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:24pm On Jul 19, 2010
Shuttup n siddon for ground. . . kwarsiorkor-bad-belle pikin
Jokes Etc / Re: Critical Condition by D1KeleVra(m): 12:22pm On Jul 19, 2010
na wa sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 12:20pm On Jul 19, 2010
skyndyp:

D1! How was your weekend. wink wink

It was. . . excitin', thnx. Yours? wink
Jokes Etc / Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by D1KeleVra(m): 12:18pm On Jul 19, 2010
^^lmao. . . Syvle u be goat i swear grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 12:06pm On Jul 19, 2010
abeg i wan pass sad
Jokes Etc / Re: Sooooooo Many Funny Pictures by D1KeleVra(m): 10:21am On Jul 19, 2010
You don drink? I resemble person wey dey earn salary? angry
Jokes Etc / Re: My House Help Is The Best Cook In The World by D1KeleVra(m): 10:09am On Jul 19, 2010
walahi. . . i go whoze u soon angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Recycled (please Share) by D1KeleVra(m): 9:57am On Jul 19, 2010
angry If I whoze u angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Sooooooo Many Funny Pictures by D1KeleVra(m): 9:56am On Jul 19, 2010
*tehehehe* grin

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