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See ur face like studio bla bla |
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You're a short man. . . about 4'8". . . she no dey form, not every lady likes to bend down to take a peck. okay? ![]() |
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lol ur bum-bum like tennis ball |
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Yes ke! You don forget? Feather brain! ![]() |
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Your left eye like agbalumo |
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If I kick u. . . ur stomach like jabulani |
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Bibs I pwomised ![]() A guy goes to visit his doctor. Here is the conversation that ensued. "Don't laugh!" said the patient. "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," the patient said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery, Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor, Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now , what seems to be the problem?" "It's swollen," the patient replied. |
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tufiakwa |
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Watch ur back
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HiĀ Efe. . . okay. . . just thought u might'a meant to say DAFT, BRAINDEAD and BORING ![]() |
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Efemena_xy: Efe honey! You said 3 words. . . but na two I dey see ![]() |
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u dey mind he-illiterate? |
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I gats no problem with u stalking me ![]() clemcykul: *tehehehe* ![]() |
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Or u go do wetin. . . ur bend-bend leg like telephone wire |
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You want me to slap u upside the head. . . cotonou e ape. . . ur neck like straw |
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Shuttup n siddon for ground. . . kwarsiorkor-bad-belle pikin |
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na wa ![]() |
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skyndyp: It was. . . excitin', thnx. Yours? ![]() |
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^^lmao. . . Syvle u be goat i swear ![]() |
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abeg i wan pass ![]() |
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You don drink? I resemble person wey dey earn salary? ![]() |
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walahi. . . i go whoze u soon ![]() |
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*tehehehe* ![]() |
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