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Celebrities / Re: 10 Facts About Pretty Mike, The Man Who Goes About With Girls On A Leash by damfun: 11:40am On Jan 12, 2017
Kingstel:
Sadly, many just misunderstood this exceptional guy!
Some of those facts stated above are old/wrong. sad

I love his courage. shocked
>>>
"PRETTY MIKE EXPLAINS WHY HE ATTENDS EVENTS WITH SPECIAL UMBRELLAS, LADIES IN LEASHES" by Vineck.com

See full story here:
http://www.vineck.com/2017/01/vineckcom-reveals-why-pretty-mike.html



Dat is no explanation... Y d hell wuld u abuse women whom ur conception came thru
Politics / Re: Bayo Omoboriowo Meets Barack Obama (Photo) by damfun: 11:26am On Jan 12, 2017
yatch360:
Na Photoshop,


Look beyond ur childishness... Dis is 2017
Politics / Re: Bayo Omoboriowo Meets Barack Obama (Photo) by damfun: 11:24am On Jan 12, 2017
Swizdoe:


So taking pictures with Obama defines an Omoluabi according to you

beefer try nd get to where he is today... By the way... To start with. Av u ever flown in a plane? Learn to appeeciate the goodness in others
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo Blasts Venita Akpofure: "You Slept With Wizkid, Davido, Burna Boy" by damfun: 11:15am On Jan 12, 2017
When will Kemi be tammed?.... Prettymike shuld put d leash on her mouth.. Not d neck... We gave her d popularity she doesnt deserve... She needs to be kept away far from Humans... Clueless@52
Health / Re: There Are 19.3 Million Nurses Globally,only 10% Are Male by damfun: 12:58am On Jan 03, 2017
BBYYOLA:
According to a reports "There are 19.3 million nurses in the world, only 10 per cent are male, with the highest number of male nurses in Malta" by Prof Zahra Saad, the Dean faculty of Nursing and midwifery MAHSA university Malaysia.



Its like DAT..nursing is a female dominated profession......midwifery was cancelled for dem cos of patient preference, wen we were in sch..they granted admission for abt over 200 students..with jes 12 males..after Nursing Preliminary exam. D male nurses were down to 5...nd its a class of 50...but am not accepting DAT percentage they r more Dan DAT...psychiatry is mostly where they could be found..
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Like A Teenager Instead Of A 36 Yr Old Woman In New Photo by damfun: 12:44am On Jan 03, 2017
fortunechy:
see hw u show ur ignorant.Go get a life,fool!!



I have one already.... go get a meaningful one
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Like A Teenager Instead Of A 36 Yr Old Woman In New Photo by damfun: 12:43am On Jan 03, 2017
[quote author=tottinova post=42139182]

Oh!
Who told you i'm not chasing my dreams??


I don't need to be told
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Like A Teenager Instead Of A 36 Yr Old Woman In New Photo by damfun: 12:41am On Jan 03, 2017
tottinova:


I don't get you oh!
Are you with or against me

Not against u dear
Music/Radio / Re: Headies Awards 2016: Live Updates by damfun: 12:38am On Jan 03, 2017
Paradise163:


Lol Bros true true Nepa never give your area light for 2 months lol

Where u c bros? How ur comment EPP my post?
Romance / Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by damfun: 12:16am On Jan 03, 2017
[quote author=freshkik post=52477317]
Lol, this 1 have ran mad,
****All igbos have 1 vision n focus (so orji kalu, d past "tiffing" gov'nor n Dr. Maduka, d american doctor doing great things in the east & d many igbo drug carriers that we read bout all have dsame drive, focus n vision?)
*** all igbos are weathy?? (This is a foolish statement)
*** same as d rest
just re-read what u typed, n u ll realise how drunk u are n i end this here, i don't argue senselessly...... point out 1 tribalistic prominent igboman dat is a racist, i want a name, when u hv a name, u can mention me lol..ure wickedly funny....lwkmh
Celebrities / Re: Makeup Free Rita Dominic In Swimsuit by damfun: 9:16pm On Jan 02, 2017
Okay, leave eyelashes....d one stick per day Jenner gloss wey shee rub for mouth na makeside abi?....dis shu nor make F.P...
Celebrities / Re: Olamide Wins Best Street Pop Artiste At The Headies 2016 by damfun: 1:07am On Dec 23, 2016
Song of d year... Fada fada... D guy jes collect award waka... No tank you for spending #4 to vote.. Isori8
Music/Radio / Re: Headies Awards 2016: Live Updates by damfun: 11:40pm On Dec 22, 2016
cocaineaddict:

grin grin grin grin you nogo kee me
lmao
Music/Radio / Re: Headies Awards 2016: Live Updates by damfun: 11:39pm On Dec 22, 2016
Walia dis year Headies is total wack... Most artise r missing in action... Oracle of nigeria music industry my bum... Dey lost dat title last year.... Mtcheew

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz On Headies Red Carpet [PICS] by damfun: 11:22pm On Dec 22, 2016
Oga falz.. Y u no help bae collect award in absential?.. Abi na jealousy make her stay back ni say she no be ur co-host? Thinking out loud ni oo
Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele And JJC Skillz On Headies Red Carpet [PICS] by damfun: 10:57pm On Dec 22, 2016
adonbilivit:
Tekno, wizkid, Davido, Tiwa savage, Don jazzy, me, etc won't attend the headies tonight. the award body has lost its good name.
... Oga who ur atendance epp?
Education / Re: PHOTO: Meet Pius Ojemolon, UNIBEN Best Graduating Student Who Won 19 Awards by damfun: 11:56pm On Dec 13, 2016
[quote author=veekid post=51894841]This guy can never be on nairaland laye] cos not everyone has a low self esteem.. He might be.. Its a social network.. Not where dollards r
Career / Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by damfun: 11:51pm On Jan 21, 2016
perryy:
Kikikiki, I don't get OP. His name is Lafenwa Ajayi, I hear say his girlfriend one leave am go follow one man wey dey England. Chai ,that is why he came here to use keyboard scatter their names for here. You know say sikirat na naira land addict, no how she will not see this. Him come think say if sikirat see am, he no go value that her guy for England. Op, na God catch you. Stop your banking job and try UK, even as cleaner your girl go forget the other guy and marry you. This nairaland attack don fail kpata kpata kpata.
Lmao..lantoro ajayi Sounds cute, shebi all na abeokuta?
Career / Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by damfun: 11:14pm On Jan 21, 2016
udemzy101:



Don't we have the same jobs here? Why can't they do it?


What's the need of becoming a graduate if you want to use it for a cleaner or an undertaker...?
It's not as if they are being paid in millions, the cost of living is also high there, some of them have little or nothing to show after spending a lot years there...

You're saying the op mentality is bad when actually it is urs that is worst....

i c urs is worst than the OP sef, ahbah, how can a grown fellow tink like this? Ask a megaguard how mch his bin payed nd compare it with some1 working abroad, is the incose thesame? TBUT means (Tink before u type) some of dem av nothing to show for it? Biglie! They do multiple jobs since they'r payed by hour, unlike nigeria is month no end no salary, u cant even combine jobs here, the stress in one will kill u. Am a health practioner i work 14hours a day, sometimes 24hrs call in the hosp..how mch do i earn? If i were up there do u know i'll much i'll be countind daily. So dont publicize ur ignorance.

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Career / Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by damfun: 10:56pm On Jan 21, 2016
deavicky:
ur profile name tells me how u reason. U mean u don't see anything bad with a professor doing Miagard .
my dear no be money den dey pay maygaurd? Na every nigeria professor get high paying job? Abeg..goan sit down if u dont av something else to say

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Career / Re: 8 Annoying Jobs Nigeria Graduates Do In Order To Survive At Overseas Countries by damfun: 10:51pm On Jan 21, 2016
wristbangle:


So the news about Nigerians working in mortuary is false? Does that mean people spreading this information are lying?

Anyway what about the other listed points brother?
y dont u go there nd c for urself.. Istead of asking, learnt seeing is believing...wheew some nigerians sef
Celebrities / Re: Jemiriye: Evicted From Nigerian Idol, Becomes An Int'l Star by damfun: 10:25pm On Jan 21, 2016
Vanquay:


Was the author of this article born a retarrd or he chose to act like a retarrd? I see nothing but a haterz pen at work here. Nigerian immigrants are one of the hardest set of workers I have ever come across, they boss it over us Americans, Akata, Nigerian Americans etc any day. This is really poor. In some of my classes, the top 5 usually all have west African accents, I think the op should do his research before spewing lame ass trash.

If its Italy or china where Ipod youths suffocate, then I might agree with him tongue
pls tell them oo. Am proud to be Black...
Health / Re: Lassa Fever Patient Escapes From A Hospital In Ebonyi by damfun: 9:47pm On Jan 19, 2016
PresVA:
Ignorance, he probably felt he would be left to die..running away, to what end?
They should do well to release his details including picture biko...


It's even sad he escaped with the help of health workers. .
he could not have escaped, they werent sure, nd u jes jump into conclusion. Am an healthworker, it sounds absurd to me
Celebrities / Re: 9ice And Funke Akindele Dancing At Tunde & Wunmi Obe’s Party [Photos] by damfun: 9:34pm On Jan 19, 2016
So 'cos they danced together, dey shoulda hookup if not for one who's married? Walia..una matter tire me. Stop finding husband for divorced/single celebrity. They aint desperate.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Like A Teenager Instead Of A 36 Yr Old Woman In New Photo by damfun: 9:27pm On Jan 19, 2016
tottinova:


I don't get you oh!
Are you with or against me
am not with u oo. Am against u on this topic. Marriage aint for all, nd all aint for marriage.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Like A Teenager Instead Of A 36 Yr Old Woman In New Photo by damfun: 9:10pm On Jan 19, 2016
fortunechy:
evidence of fatial treatment.........instead of her to go n get married she's here forming teenager
y dont u go back to sch first nd get the correct spelling of words instead of lecturing others..no be only fatial treatment na abdulfatia body cream #gerrarahia# haters go get a life.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Looks Like A Teenager Instead Of A 36 Yr Old Woman In New Photo by damfun: 9:05pm On Jan 19, 2016
tottinova:
No go marry, dey look like teenager
see mentality... Like say every1 who get's married is destined to av a happy ever after. Dey dia nd not pursue ur dreams, be there looking for Mr right/Mrs left to make ur life better.#yamayamacomment#
Romance / Re: The Untold Story Of 'runs Girls' In Ikeja Computer Village by damfun: 11:16am On Jan 09, 2016
Lacomus:
I wrk night shift in a hotel, wht I've seen with my two eyes has made me not to take any girl serious for the past three yrs.

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No love lost no love found
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Only hustle I have found.

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i Addonbilivit..ure still proud to be single? Dey dia nd be tinking all gals r d same.. Hustle gud too..ur fam go share ur money after ure gone. Take note:#Allgirlsarenotdsame# Principle of individual diferrences.

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Celebrities / Re: AY, JayJay Okocha & Daniel Amokachi At The Glo Caf Awards by damfun: 2:17am On Jan 09, 2016
jboy73:
Black men .

They all have one thing in common.

They're good in their respective fields, but they have never won any reasonable award.
but they r recognized home nd abroad for wat they do. They dont need populariry, Awards r for record keeping. Mumu's only reason d way u did.
Romance / Re: 5 Ways To Show Your Man Your Love by damfun: 10:50pm On Jan 08, 2016
Decker:
Just make me laugh, that's all I ask. cry

It would be hard for me to leave a girl who makes me laugh. I don't know. I just can't help it. I love funny girls.
u kinda share my thought..funny guys rock ma world
Romance / Re: Ladies, Can You Post The Picture Of You And Your Boyfriend On Facebook? by damfun: 9:17pm On Jan 04, 2016
JaypeeAnics:
they said ladies....but some guys will still reply.....awon gays
Lmao.. They sha want to comment..
Crime / Re: Nigerian Killer To Be Deported To Nigera Despite Never Setting Foot Here by damfun: 2:02pm On Jan 04, 2016
phantonce:
Why e come dey protest grin

It's just Nigeria and not hell where you belong.









In some cases though, Nigeria and hell are used interchangeably.
lol are we so bad? Dat dey use us interchangeably..

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