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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Nina ‘Miracle And I Had Sex Several Times’ – Ex-Housemate Confirms by Danaire(m): 11:26pm On Apr 30, 2018
Why dis gehl mumu lik dis sef? Na by dis she wan show say she dey real or bcom more popularity as no be she win de #BBNaija show? Wetin dey special abt her pussy wey she dey brag abt say she Bleep Miracle plenty tyms? Miracle bring out gold/diamond frm her pussy? Abeg mak she park well mak pple wey get tushed pussy & nyash dey talk jaare... Na her pupoz of goin to de #BBNaija house be dis & sayin her forma boyfrnd na small boy.

Nina na FoolishMumu

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Celebrities / Re: Miracle Igbokwe And Tobi Bakre Are Lekucci Global Ambassadors (Photos) by Danaire(m): 8:59pm On Apr 29, 2018
With all of this happening, tell me how Naija Youths will not be Lazy, Uneducated & Sit At Home to wait for the next #BBNaija edition to participate, whether as House mates or Viewers, wasting valuable time, borrowing MONEY & AIRTIME to VOTE their FAVORITE House mates for a display of FOOLISHNESS

SomeOne will graduate as a 1st class student or any graduate at all. These sponsors will never look for them to either EMPLOY them; giv them job or even help them in the furtherance of their Educational pursuit. The next thing will be that this class of LAZY UnEducated Nigeria YOUTHs will MORTGAGE/SELL their FUTURE & RIGHTs during ELECTION to one wornout Uneducated OLD MAN for MONEY.

Nigeria & her system will CONTINUE to be a FAILED Nation until the RIGHT priorities are placed ARIGHT.

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Travel / Re: Lady Excited After Coming Out Of This Horrible Accident Without Any Injury. PICS by Danaire(m): 9:20pm On Apr 28, 2018
I thank God for you - Amara. I did't hear dis happen to you. God be praise.
Events / Re: Bride Stuns In Massive Cleveage-Baring Dress On Her Wedding Day (photo) by Danaire(m): 9:15pm On Apr 28, 2018
Since her Breast is for Public view, she doz nt need to wear any kinda covering clothes again. De explosion/exposure should kwantinu frm here. I guess de hubby liks it too.

Anyway, dis is wat one gets wen one marries a Retired Aristo/Near Hoe gehl...
Politics / Re: President Buhari Commissions Awala Roundabout Bauchi - Kano Road (Photos) by Danaire(m): 4:37pm On Apr 26, 2018
I've not heard or seen PMBuhari commission any Fed-govt initiated & completed project. He only commissions state project & they are cheap one's like 'Ultra Modern' car park- as named, Round abouts, Street Lights & other petty state projects.

Wat de Heck is he doing sef?

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Health / Re: "I Have HIV But I Am Still Beautiful" - South African Lady Celebrates Herself by Danaire(m): 11:40pm On Apr 23, 2018
TreMain:
A South African HIV positive lady, Fortue Nosiwe took to Twitter to celebrate herself. She wrote; "Even if lm HIV but I'm beautiful"



https://www.gistrealm.com/beautiful-lady-who-is-hiv-positve-celebrates-herself-on-twitter/





HIV is now like malaria & typhoid in someOnes body. Hardly is it- malaria & typhoid, completely treated or cleared from Ones body system. When it- HIV, is properly managed, you can barely tell who's a carrier. So free HIV carriers because some of 'em look more healthier than some non-carriers.

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Romance / Re: Why My Wife Will Never Go For Yoga Classes (See Shocking Photo) by Danaire(m): 10:47pm On Apr 19, 2018
Mhennn. Evrything Yoga is Yoga. Just Yoga it on...
Religion / Re: Is It Proper For A Woman To Dress This Way And Preach On God's Alter? (Photo) by Danaire(m): 10:32pm On Apr 15, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

FortifiedCity:
In this end time, everything is possible.

The way me and Angel Michael will blow the last trumpet out of anger eehh.. it will deafen some people before they even go to hell
Politics / Re: Pictures From Ongoing Construction Of Second Niger Bridge by Danaire(m): 9:12am On Apr 13, 2018
MrHowto:



Source: Bashir Ahmad Personal Assistant to President Muhammadu Buhari on Media.

https://mbasic.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2086921861335440&id=100000529389569&refid=52&_ft_=qid.6543709038900420949%3Amf_story_key.-6961185626750841421%3Atop_level_post_id.1561187207324408%3Asrc.22&__tn__=CH-R


Good reportage. Buh this is ex-President GEJ & VP Arch., Sambo blueprint, started by them & paid almost 70% of the total cost as agreed by the contractor & FedGovt thru SURE-P & World Bank assisted.

So dnt use dis to earn Cheap Polithievcal score for ur #PMBatWork #PMBforNigeria because he's as gone from Aso Rock & relieved off his duty as was his predecessor.
Fashion / Re: Is Nylon Clothing The New Trend Among Ladies? by Danaire(m): 11:35pm On Apr 12, 2018
No. Tis called 'FoolishMumunesstry' gone on rampage by Gehls who thinks everything named Trendy is actually Trending
Family / Re: "I Am Still In Love With My Ex, But I Am Married To A Stranger" by Danaire(m): 11:22pm On Apr 12, 2018
It is dat Witch/Wizard, from ur village, called MuMu/Foolishness, dat is deceiving or disturbing you. You think ur ex-bf will want to marry you afta knowin dat you're married? If you lik, be f^cking him secretly. You'll be caught & exposed.

FoolishMumu lik You. Keep allow the memories of the action of his 'joystick' in ur 'honeypot' be deceiving you. Afta you'll say its civilization & freedom of association or lie his ur cousin. Nonsense! Civilization & Freedom of Association my nyash.

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Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend During Her NYSC POP At Enugu Stadium Right Now by Danaire(m): 11:09pm On Apr 12, 2018
Gehls with camera fones too mumu. How long dis pix go last in dia fone? Dem jst lik uncessary workahead & busybody. See how all of 'em dey snap lik say dem kno abt de proposal or plan am wt de guy bfor?
Crime / Re: 8-month-old Baby Found Dead Inside A Water Drum In Benin (video) by Danaire(m): 10:55pm On Apr 12, 2018
Edo-Benin people again. Chai...
Nairaland / General / Re: Strange Tree In Borno State That Grows Back After Being Cut Now Tourist Center by Danaire(m): 10:48pm On Apr 12, 2018
So trimming off the branches of a tree, leaving its root in the ground is now defined as cutting off the tree Why not uproot it completely off the ground, with all its root parts exposed to Bornu-Maiduguri hot & harsh sun deal with it, then lets see how it'll grow again?

And this people are sooo dumb that they've started & stationed it as an item of/to worship & offer prayers.
Crime / Re: Syrian Businessman Shot Dead In Kano And Son Kidnapped (Graphic Photos) by Danaire(m): 8:36pm On Apr 11, 2018
onupeter:
The son was Evansed...

gringringringringringringrin

Newest & Latest english word. Abeg who tak my Advance Evansed dictionary? I wan check de meaning if 'Evansed' o

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Another 14 Yahoo Boys In Lagos State. by Danaire(m): 7:46pm On Apr 11, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

This is where they are good at.
They've never won a high profile corruption case in court in recent times

But they've never lost a "yahooboy" case in court.
Congrats to EFCC for hunting mosquitoes with grenade launchers.

Bro... I hail you. You finish dem to de last. Nonsense nicompoos
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Another 14 Yahoo Boys In Lagos State. by Danaire(m): 7:44pm On Apr 11, 2018
babatee1985:
This is d result of d Endsars you people were clamouring for. Since those sars guys don't really have d power to operate and exploit these guys, they decided to give efcc their details so that they can be haunted down. These massive arrest began when sars were tackled by Nigerians

So you thought SARS was doing a good job? Think again. They were only enriching themselves with these boys proceeds & purnishing them to gain CHEAP score for promotion. How far with chief kidnapper & killer Evans?
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Another 14 Yahoo Boys In Lagos State. by Danaire(m): 7:39pm On Apr 11, 2018
PurplePatch:
People clamor for youths to take over power in government. These same youths
Some of the things they indulge in, even the older generation have never given it a thought. undecided

Your so called 'Older Ones' have done worse than them. If they ever had a True conscience to make Nigeria great, why is Nigeria still in shambles with all their fake promises? Wat is the state of Nigeria today, with the likes of Buhari, who told you some time ago, that you will be or are the tmoro/future leader? Is it because theirs is not named 'yahoo/yahoo plus? When will ur tmoro be? How old are you now? Wat's ur achievemt so far, & even if you hav achieve/d to ur satisfaction, wat's the fate of those around you?

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Culture / Re: Oluwo Of Iwoland, Akanbi, Dressed Casually To An Official Function by Danaire(m): 10:13pm On Apr 04, 2018
All ya comments & commenting ar incrizing ma laffta speed gringringrin
Travel / Re: Inside A Private Boeing 767 Chartered By Saudi Ambassador That Costs N10.8m/hr by Danaire(m): 11:18pm On Apr 03, 2018
Afoltundesevn:
Lemme check it well

Bro. U ar badda than bad. Wch kind post be dis...?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: I Have Fallen Stupidly For Teddy-A – Bambam by Danaire(m): 11:58am On Mar 30, 2018
pyyxxaro:
What is a Bambam 25marks


Dissect the brain of a Bambam ; using your mathematical set ?? 25marks


You are free to use your Four-figure table and graph sheet





If i catch you spying you would leave my class undecided


All for de money. Wen de paddy win de show eh, relationship go end. Go ask Bisola & Efe how far?
Travel / Re: Pregnant RCCG Youth Leader Dies In An Auto Crash, Five Months After Her Wedding. by Danaire(m): 11:46am On Mar 30, 2018
RIP dear.

Sleep on! Sleep well!

Safe is of God!
Crime / Re: Woman Burns Her Grandchild's Hands For Eating Indomie Against Her Wish. Graphic by Danaire(m): 11:39am On Mar 30, 2018
Nawa o. I doubt dis woman to be de grand mother of dis child. Some Bini pple- all category, & wicked-craftiness ar lik 5&6. How did she managed to enjoy de wicked act wyl it woz ongoing? Afta she'l put de blame on de devil, say 'it his handiwork'. See eh! If she's my mother; whom I kno can nt & will nevr act dis way, & de child is mine, I'll personally arrest her & mak sure she stays months in jail....Rubbish! Nonsense!
Crime / Re: Emirates Air Hostess Commits Suicide In Uganda By Jumping Out Of A Moving Plane by Danaire(m): 12:32am On Mar 15, 2018
"Work stress I guess..Emirate pushes it's air hostesses too much ."

If you statemt is true to ur thots/sayin, why did't she jst resign rather than opt for suicide
Crime / Re: Drug Dealer Buries Himself Alive In US To Escape Arrest (Photos) by Danaire(m): 11:05pm On Mar 06, 2018
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Dem evn fst carry/tak de guy to hospital for medical assessmt. Chai! Oyibo na really oyibo. See how dem value de criminal life. If na Naija eh, na de hole dem go kill am put nd bury am since he don already bury himsef halfway or dem go beat am till e confess wetin e no evn do sef.
Abeg I hail una...Oyibo pipo.
Politics / Re: We Will Sign The Peace Corps Bill If We Regain Power – PDP by Danaire(m): 5:56pm On Mar 03, 2018
Dis is a lie frm PDP, evn though I lik & support de party. I'd rather dat Peace Corp & any oda wanna-be security agency(ies), except de @PoliceNG, be merged with Nigeria Security & Civil Defence Corp, NSCDC. Dey both do de same job; providing civil security. So forget dis bill. It is dead on arrival. Tis high time we innastand/undastand de role of diz agencies & put dem in dia propa place.
No More forming of any other Civil Security agencies!
No More settlin' of polithievcians with such unwanted & unwarranted agencies!

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Politics / Re: No Evidence Of Underage Voting In Kano – INEC by Danaire(m): 8:00pm On Mar 02, 2018
How can it be? The fotos of underage registering nd voting ar ghost people. I guess dis man is afraid also, not to be killed like his fellow INEC colleague. #Rubbish!

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Celebrities / Re: Precious Mumy: Meet Gorgeous Nigerian Model (Photos) by Danaire(m): 7:57pm On Mar 02, 2018
Is dis all? Wat next? Na she be 1st or de only one to be discovered? But una wey dey put up such post dey very jobless shaaa.
Romance / Re: Man Drops Surprise Engagement Ring On His Girlfriend's Bed, See What She Did by Danaire(m): 6:16pm On Feb 28, 2018
Did the paddy nt drop a note of his name along side the surprise engagemt?[/b]
Travel / Re: Air Peace Acquires Boeing B777-200 Aircraft; Sets New Record by Danaire(m): 1:01am On Feb 25, 2018
Air Peace & Arik - My preferred two love airline carriers.
Crime / Re: 'Grandma Said We Gave Her HIV' - Woman Flogs 3 Orphans With Machete In Calabar by Danaire(m): 8:23pm On Feb 20, 2018
Buh wait ooo. Why is dis trend of wizardry/witchcraft accuzation so common with the C' River/A' Ibom state folks? Is it like dat part of Naija is the HeadQtr of the practice? I've read so many nasty inhumane maltreatment storiz of some mentally derranged/degraded folks, online, from dat area, dat I am now scare to even date a girl from there, talk more of marriage. They are very quick to accuse "husband", " wife", "mother", " father", "brother", " sister", "cousins", " nephews", "nieces", " mother-inlaw/father-inlaw", "brother-inlaw/sister-inlaw", " neighbors", etc., about witchcraft/wizardry.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Ahneeka Caught Masturbating In Bed by Danaire(m): 1:34pm On Feb 19, 2018
Mastadestiny:
Hmmn, She was actually medi-masturbating

I guess u meant to say medisturbate/ting...

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