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Romance / Re: Ever Had Car Sex by danietohbadt(m): 8:36am On Sep 12, 2021
OGraffix:
I had one crazy car sex ending of last month with
one of my side chicks, naso this crazy girl spoil my Camry handbrake...

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Romance / Re: Do You Still Remember "Nokia"? Here's How They Lost Everything. (pictures) by danietohbadt(m): 5:49am On Sep 06, 2021
Nokia did something wrong in case you don't know.
You see, in the market, you've got to be smart and proactive.

Sat the time when mobile tech companies introduced the "Android" brand into the market, Nokia chose to introduce "Windows"

That mistake made them lose their market share to Tecno and Infinix.

Now, who gives a bleep about Windows?
Romance / Re: U by danietohbadt(m): 11:53am On Sep 03, 2021
OP, S6 the truth. That your friend is you

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Romance / Re: My Ex Girlfriends Friend Is Stranded And Wants To Stay With Me For A While by danietohbadt(m): 7:24pm On Aug 29, 2021
If she's your type, go ahead.
What people will say isn't your business.
Abeg, date her quick quick make you upload more for facebook pepper your ex.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Drops Out Of Europe’s Top Five Highest-Paid Players After Man Utd Return by danietohbadt(m): 8:27am On Aug 28, 2021
all the wages you have there are before tax.... except Ronaldo's wage

After tax, at Juventus, Ronaldo earned 500k
Same as Messi. Messi does not earn 960k after tax at PSG


So, how on earth are you comparing Ronaldo's after tax wage with other players' before tax wages?

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Romance / Re: Why don't women Hustle like guys? Why must they be Lazy? by danietohbadt(m): 7:28pm On Aug 25, 2021
Lol, because they know some foolish men will hustle day and night and bring them all the money they made in the name of love.

Lol.... He's a caring man they say.

;

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Romance / Re: How To Make A Woman Want You Sexually. by danietohbadt(m): 6:24pm On Aug 21, 2021
La click, la bend

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Crime / Re: Scam Alert : How Do I Retrieve Funds? by danietohbadt(m): 12:28pm On Aug 21, 2021
Cultismkills:
Lol, this individual is on my WhatsApp, MimiTv that's his way he had did that with many people but I don't fall to things like this because am contented with what I have


Imagine!
Crime / Re: Scam Alert : How Do I Retrieve Funds? by danietohbadt(m): 7:23am On Aug 21, 2021
kestolove95:
anybody dat got scam is a greedy person that wants to double his money without hardwork



Lol, she admitted that afterwards
Romance / Re: Help ! I Cant "Cum" Again !!! by danietohbadt(m): 7:58pm On Aug 20, 2021
BadRadio:
If you take this thing wey I take... u go know say preaq get bonecheesy


Loool, I no dey take.... my 5 minutes don do

grin
BadRadio:
If you take this thing wey I take... u go know say preaq get bonecheesy


Loool, I no dey take.... my 5 minutes don do

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Romance / Re: Help ! I Cant "Cum" Again !!! by danietohbadt(m): 7:34pm On Aug 20, 2021
Goldbw122:
Pls can you tell me what the substance is, I really want the stuff.


don't go and kill someone's daughter ooooo.

Naija police no go hear say na Dogoyaro or Monkey tail you drink ooo

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Crime / Scam Alert : How Do I Retrieve Funds? by danietohbadt(m): 7:02pm On Aug 20, 2021
Sorry to bother you fellow nairalanders.
But, to be honest, urgent help is needed.

About a week ago, my cousin fell for the gimmicks of these local fraudsters.

She was asked to invest a specific sum with the promise she's going to get double afterwards.

She did and in the process lost 30k to the scammer.

Funny enough, she didn't tell me all these until last week Friday after she realized she has been duped.
She's been to her own bank (GTB) twice now, yet no positive results.

What can she do to retrieve her funds?

Any help is welcome.

The scammer's details are:
Roland Raymond
2196154077
UBA
+234 814 799 3429

The guy has numerous bank accounts with the same details above which he uses to defraud people.

Romance / Re: Can I Gamble With This Love? by danietohbadt(m): 9:42pm On Aug 16, 2021
Na tears go end am.

Ekun Lo na gbeyin e.

Romance / Re: How Jumia Exposed My Girlfriend by danietohbadt(m): 12:07pm On Aug 11, 2021
Your babe get Olosho vibes ooooo.

Na puccy sweetner remain make the list complete olohun.

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Romance / Re: Please I Need Advice by danietohbadt(m): 8:15pm On Aug 10, 2021
There are some bosses who grew up in poverty, and that has affected their mentality so much.
They don't ever want you to succeed or grow big at a young age cos they couldn't succeed at your age. Hence, they'd rather use the best part of your years to grow themselves while you ain't growing.

This your current boss is someone like that.
You can't be loyal to people like him


Bleep him and mooooove!

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Romance / Re: Ladies Dating Quiet Men, Share Your Experiences by danietohbadt(m): 9:51pm On Aug 03, 2021
LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time! angry

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance undecided. When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go angry angry angry

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance. undecided undecided

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret. angry

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks! undecided
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie grin grin. Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off angry angry Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle grin grin

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.


Everything you said here is the definition of me.

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Romance / Re: Mr Macaroni Is A Very Popular Nairalander by danietohbadt(m): 8:50pm On Aug 01, 2021
Gentlethug:
bro i understand u. But this particular guy ehn is very generous, i mean financially he has assited lots of nairalanders. He is no scammer, i'm convinced he is d one


I pray so, cos last year during the pandemic, I messaged the same Mr Macaroni on twitter for give away, Baba blocked me.

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Romance / Re: Mr Macaroni Is A Very Popular Nairalander by danietohbadt(m): 8:43pm On Aug 01, 2021
A scammer called me last month.
Truecaller revealed his name as Sportybet, and that was what made me pick the call thinking it was Sportybet Customer Care.

I knew he was a scammer the moment he asked me to send an OTP.

Guy be wise, scammers are wiser, but you've got to be wiser than the wisest of them.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With Family Issue When Choosing Who To Marry? by danietohbadt(m): 4:21am On Jul 30, 2021
Irijosa777:
.
No oo
My family bringing a wife for me, no way!
It's won't work, I am just being careful, I don't want it to be on record that the first time I am having issues with my family is because of a woman.


I understand, but the truth is you're the one going to marry the woman. Get a woman of your choice and that's it. Your family has to accept who you bring and equally respect your decisions.

You can't be tossed around like a coin all because of finding a suitable wife

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Romance / Re: How Do You Deal With Family Issue When Choosing Who To Marry? by danietohbadt(m): 9:29pm On Jul 29, 2021
Na you one marry her abi na your family one marry her?

Orisirisi.

Let them continue to help you waste your time bro.

Cos I know that certainly, even if they bring a wife for you, she won't be your choice.
And the ones they're seeing with you isn't their choice.

You see say this wahala just dey start so?

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Romance / Re: . by danietohbadt(m): 5:47am On Jul 29, 2021
See as bad guys plenty for here

Lol grin

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Romance / Re: Guys, Can U Possibly Kiss Your Wife/ Girlfriend At 5am? by danietohbadt(m): 5:31am On Jul 29, 2021
Try to brush your teeth after dinner just before going to bed. If you can do that, you won't have any problems kissing even at 1 a.m

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sierra Leone Abolishes Death Penalty by danietohbadt(m): 6:56pm On Jul 23, 2021
dfrost:


Could you kindly read this below:

https://www.osac.gov/Content/Report/1212e167-4d1e-47b6-9974-195ba55f2c43


Lol, you're very funny.

You're using Iceland as a case study.
isn't it?

You're using a country that has less than 380k people living in the entire country as an example.

A country that could barely field eleven professional footballers at the World Cup.

Who doesn't know Iceland is a peaceful country?

Infact, as of today, Iceland is regarded as the safest country in the world, and that's largely due to its low population.


If you want to convince me, fetch me data from Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Indonesia, Vietnam and the likes.

Afterwards, let's go to South America, starting with Mexico
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sierra Leone Abolishes Death Penalty by danietohbadt(m): 6:41pm On Jul 23, 2021
dfrost:

And has that deterred them from the act? undecided

If losing their lives doesn't stop them from doing drugs, then what will?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sierra Leone Abolishes Death Penalty by danietohbadt(m): 6:26pm On Jul 23, 2021
dfrost:


There has to be better ways to discourage crime.


Lol, which better ways please?

When you tell a criminal he'll lose his life if caught in the act and he still doesn't care, then I don't know what else is needed to discourage crime.

Nigerians doing drugs in Asia is a perfect example
Romance / Re: Too Many Broke Men With Standing D*ck by danietohbadt(m): 6:48pm On Jul 22, 2021
1billi:
Can you stay without pussy for a year? And if you can hit me up


Anything for the money
Romance / Re: Too Many Broke Men With Standing D*ck by danietohbadt(m): 12:59pm On Jul 21, 2021
Which work you dey do to make that money?

You can't come here to tell us about chasing money without telling us how to make money.


I'm waiting for your response.

Don't just come here to be a motivational speaker.

Show us the way

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Crime / Re: Suspected Kidnapping Syndicate Arrested In Imo (Photo) by danietohbadt(m): 11:10am On Jul 21, 2021
Wetin those boys dey cover abeg?

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Celebrities / Re: Husband Of Bolanle (Pepper Them) Kicks Her Out Of His House by danietohbadt(m): 10:54am On Jul 21, 2021
FutureIsFemale:
Dear women, invest in yourselves. Forget these chameleon who keep changing every second. They don't worth it.

Please permit me to say this. Men are very wicked. They are ready to waste your life. Imagine marrying a lady just for clout. You care not about her emotions, Very selfish lots.
A man would date a lady for years.. Pinning her down with fake marriage promises. Deep down he knows he won't marry her yet he will chose to tie her down.
My God will continue to punish every male child that has ever promised a lady marriage and dump her for another woman.


Time is the only resource that can't be recovered. Men know this. And they are fully aware of a woman's clock. Yet they chose to waste a women's time. My God will judge them.
If not for Biblical purpose, I see no reason I should get married. These men don't deserve it.



Yen yen yen yen
Na only you get God?

E be like say dem don show you sheyge before and the thing still dey pain you.

No vex ehn.

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Romance / Re: Share Your Missed Sex Opportunities! Did You Regret It? by danietohbadt(m): 10:09am On Jul 21, 2021
Crimpsy:
Is your comment that attracted my eye to Yansh


Lol
Romance / Re: Share Your Missed Sex Opportunities! Did You Regret It? by danietohbadt(m): 9:14am On Jul 21, 2021
Crimpsy:
For all the moral Lesson the guy pass,
Na Only big Yansh U see

Of all the comments on this thread, How come you're attracted to the only comment about yansh?
Romance / Re: Share Your Missed Sex Opportunities! Did You Regret It? by danietohbadt(m): 8:25am On Jul 21, 2021
YomiOlofin:


I didn't make a move on time because I was thinking maybe I'm not the first she had done that to in her line of job because receptionists meet big men always. Big yansh, flat tummy, pointed nose are my specs which she has all.


Your observation is quite correct.

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