hello   nairaland!   My   name   is   damion.i   died   six   years ago   and   since   then   i   have   been   in   hell.before   i use   to   think   that   hell  was   a   place   of   toment   but   later  realised   it   was   a   place   of   meriment (enjoyment).since   i   came   here   i   have   been   eating   and   drinking,having  sex,smoking  weed,marrying   and   having  many   cuncubines.in  here(hell)  life  is   beautiful.you  are  oppoturned  to  meet  politicians,musicians,and  stars.can  you   believe  as  i  am  talking  to  you  now,i  am  winning  and   dinning  with  two   of  nigeria's  ex-president  (general  sani  abacha  and  dr  nnamdi  azikiwe)da  grin  is  my  house  boy  and  at  the  same  time  my  gateman.ya  'radua  is  my   roommate.his  always   crying  and  pleads  with  the   devil  to allow  him  go  back to  the earth  and  complete his tenure  in office  so that he can  continue  to  embezzle  public  fund.cheaf  bola  ige also pleads with  the devil  to  allow him go back to the earth so that he can bring hiss killers to justice.but as for me this is where i belong.this is my destiny.
May god help me
stay tight and remain blessed

i support BOKO HARAM.let them bomb everywhere even nairaland.i like it when there is confusion and commotion in the land.

the policeman is not sleeping.he is only meditating.

Am a ritualist.i used my wife and children for money rituals.i supply human heads to ritualists.may god help me.

Please i have not insulted anybody.i only advertised a job vacancy.so if you are interested call any of these numbers.think about what five hundred thousand naira can do in your life.opportunity comes but once.and please we are all matured here.lets behave ourselves.

Hello nairalanders! We are looking for somebody who will transport human heads from lagos to benin.payment for the job is five hundred thousand naira only.if you are interested call any of these numbers- 08033632196  07031541226  08055531645

pls   how   much   is   nokia   E61.

We are occultic members.we do not blieve in god.we worship the devil(satan).he is our master.he provides us everything.because of him we are alive.we kidnap little children.we sacrifice them to our god and we feed on their blood.oh! Poor little children,may their soul rest in peace.

I always remember the evil things i have done in the past and i regret.i've done so many bad things which i regret.the girls i raped,the ones i got preagnant,the people i duped of their capital,and the young ladies i murdered in cold blood.i've made life miserable for so many people.the things i mentioned here i still do them up till today.i don't know why i am prone to evil.am addicted to them.every night i stand by the road side,watching and wating for the next victim.who is next?i don't know.time shall tell.may god help me.

Hello nairaland.my name is adams.am a ritualist.am a member of a fraternity.i joined this fraternity because o financial crises.i used my wife and two kids for rituals.i've gotten all the money i wanted,the flashy cars,the houses and am still not happy.why must the devel take your happiness to give you money.i just wish i could turn back the hands of time.may god help me.

i   always   remember   the   evil   things   i   have   done   in   the   past   and  i   start   regreting.i've   done   so   many   bad   things,which   i   regret.the   girls   i   raped,the   ones   i   got   preagnant,the   people   i   duped   of   their   capital,the   people   i   snatched   their   wives,and   the  young   ladies  i   murdered   in  cold  blood.i've  made   life  miserable  for   so   many  people.these   things i  mentioned  here  i  still  do  them  up   till  today.i  don't  know  why   i  am  pron  to   evil.am  addicted  to  them.every  night  i  stand  by  the  road  side,watching  and wating   for  the  next   victim.who  is  next?i  don't   know.time  shall  tell.may god help  me.