Jabhunter:
Vickie James.. Last person I blocked
On Facebook.. If you read my message and don't reply and I keep seeing you Online.. I block you

You can't use me to be practicing being a celebrity

that thing dey vex me gan.
You will send a message and she'll see it and refuse replying.
What do these girls feel likely?

Millenniumlady:
What else is your job than providing for her needs when dating if can provide for your girlfriend then you're of no use


It's better you deactivate your acct than posting trash on this forum i won't warn you again.

nairaland beggar

misstiq:


It is not. Calm down. Check Local governments of Edo State and you will see Akoko Edo. I'm from Akoko Edo, Igarra to be precise. I am not yoruba. we speak an entirely different language called Etuno.

I studied at uniben, I had akoko Edo frienss., They are so cool. Where are you at the moment?

HannahHitler:
pm me. I will reply.

how are u doing now? Just checked your diary and I'm so glad God has answered my prayers and you're now straight and no more into what u used to involve in.
Can we talk more via mailbox?

scorpiogal:


Not posting for someone else... he’s my bro.

okay dear. Glad God protected him and kept him safe.
Can I call? Just wanna check up on u and ur brother.

enemyofprogress:
no wonder. E don tey wey I don dey see that ishil.ove dey do kurukere dey shake yansh for seu.n so as to win his earth and be fully in charge of nairaland. That one wey you talk sey se.un dey date domini.que dat one na temporary because I no go gree, i must collect my woman back. How you come dey manage with myn.d44? I hear sey she no sabi cook and her ringtones no loud at all at all?

kindly edit their names mbok I no want ban

Jesuisbelle:
The worst thing an ex ever did to me was just disappear. Once, this guy and I were dating for a year . Things were going really well and we were getting pretty serious about each other. All of a sudden, he just disappeared. I couldn't get him on the phone, he wasn't at his apartment. His friends wouldn't tell me where he was.It was excruciating. It just shattered my trust in him. It was so hurtful.

you were being ghosted.
Liliantalks lamanii22 are u sure this girl I told u earlier ain't referring to me?

Dybala11:

Amen and you're welcome sir.

good evening boss.
Your kindness you showered on me really saved a soul.
I wasn't really in need cos I was okay. But a friend of mine in uniben got stucked and couldn't travel back home due to the interstate lockdown so I rather sent the token to him cos he was out of money and foodstuff and couldn't hear from his relatives so I sent the stuff to him rather and he directed God's blessings to u and your family and may God continue to bless you in Jesus' name. Amen.
I'm challenged and by God's help I hope to render help to others here too.
Stay safe bro and thanks once again.

BrokeFeminist:
cool. Interested

nice having business with you.
God bless you.
Lemme guess you're Igbo right? Judging from your accent.
Anyway I look forward to having another transaction with you cos you seem straightforward.
You need another accounts you let me know.
Daalu

Lexusgs430:


Grammatical blunder..... The school that your father sent you to, did they teach you basic spellings?

you dey argue with aboki

enemyofprogress:
you don't mean it? What did she did?

lshilove go snatch Seûn from Domïnique hand.
Shey u know say na Seün dey date domînique so na why Domïnique yarn say if Oga Seün no sack am she go break up with am so Oga Seün was left with no other choice than to sack lshilove so she no go spoil him marriage
Na me dey date mynnd44 sha

CelestineNelson:
maybe you con,sider turning yourself into a rat...what did you think about that....they said if you want to catch a monkey you should behave like the monkey.

not funny. Try another joke

JeffreyD1:
Not bad


I went out today to hustle for food

Wahala deh ahead oh

People wey get different source of income una do well

Please plan and having at least 3 source of income oh

that's why I advice people to have like 3 different skills and not depend only on one skill to survive.
One needs to be versatile in this time.

Sixfeetbelle:

Maybe later

OK then let's make it on WhatsApp.
How about that?

Sixfeetbelle:


I don't feel like talking about anything.

geologist just send a pm.
I promise you won't regret the te-te-a-te-te

Sixfeetbelle:


He's not saying any stupid truth. Why would you advise someone to go back to their oppressor? What kind of twisted logic are you using?

OK.
Kindly send a pm let's talk

mansakhalifa:


You don't go chasing them around.

Go get some solid traps. Set them, Bury them a little in the soil near your crops, strategic positions.

Then make sure you include a bait that the rodents will not be able to resist. And wait for them to fall into your trap. It usually works overnight.

I used to snare them that way whenever I was in my home town. But I often gave them or simply threw them away because I don't eat flesh.

But always go ready. Sometimes, the traps don't kill them off so they stay alive until the next AM. Then we would finish them off with the butt of my late grand-dad's gun or a machete.

I hope this helps a bit.

thanks brother.
I Hope it works on squirrels cos that's our thorn in the flesh.
BTW why don't u eat flesh?

goldensoul55:




2020 is moimoi

The one that is more deadly is yet to come . Brace up

sharap

Risentouch:
We were hearing vision 2020 then and never knew what it could be.
It means the world being reshaped.

exactly.
Some people saw this coming but we saw it in a good and positive light.

egojeny1:

Food business is no 1 if not the best business one can venture in because people eat every day.
See how people that are into it are cashing out every day since this covid 19.

gluttonous fellow spotted.

enemyofprogress:
Seu.n when will you lay off lalasti.clala. Ishilove, Myn.d44, Do.minique and other moderators? Their work dey hungry me

Ishilove wey dem been sack teh teh because she been lack respect towards constituted authority

janedonez:
Today is my birth day. Show me some love. The kind majik happening in Aso villa. Only God can tell.

drop your number

michlins:
If I survive this 2020, nothing will scare me again in life.

It has been one hell of scary ride for me personally

worst year ever thru out my twenty nine years on earth.

BrokeFeminist:
cool. Interested

09068303359
Call me.
My data has finished hence can't access my mail.
Pls censor my number while quoting thanks.

purples25:
Cut my hair. We gradually going crazy here

kid

DahOriginal:
Well this little lady has been causing serious havoc in our farm house destroying food from the ground along with its cohorts.... everyday for the thief one day for the owner...na inside pot baba land ooo. Dedicated to our very own lala dis lockdown soft oooo

how did u kill it?
These rodents have destroyed all our crops and wrecked havoc on our farms and they're too fast and smart to be caught.

BrutalJab:


You must be a pervert and a psychopath to keep her nude on your phone. Tueh!

just kukuma tell me say u want see am

Airforce1
if u chop that girl money u no buy something give that girl na thunder go settle your matter

cruzydal:
That Beverly Osu is too ugly with her big lips like who kissed a bee

I have her nude pics

Dominatrix:
Clarence.... Not Clearance.

shut up