missberrypop5: let's see how it goes. Mah go charge my batteries. I gotta feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night. My night was cool and yours?

splendid dear.. Catch ya @ d other end of d tunnel.. ... Stay calm

daveP: dejman shine eyes wella now. Who be top chef for d parry? You didnt see my name on d i.v? (he nods.,gives him a hot chase as he flees)

lol.. U knw say d pari go happen for diff crib.. Iv send dis crib's notification..

GoodMorning to everybody in here..
Let it be made know dat we shall have KelvinGraphics Bday pari. Tonite in this our prestigious crib...

Neldrizzy: Dj
DaveP: Anchor
Naijaboiy: Moderator
Herald9: Co- Anchor
Priscaoge: Hostess
Missberrypop5:Co-Hostess
MrsBreezy: small-chops

RSVPs
Intacta, FrankySnow, lyntiffany, Missmossy, Temigracie, Aridsexy,

Host: Dayjhihannon.....
Peripheral starts at 8:00pm... Party @ 10pm till moma's call..

PLEASE DONT BE LATE

daveP: Dayjihannon
Priscaoge
MrsBreezy
missberrypop5 (chai)
herald9
Farano
temigracie
frankben........ Gustavo!!


Top of the morning to y'all

same tew you Dave... Enjoy ur day and pls be back for the pary tonite for kelvin o

missberrypop5: no no no. It's gonna be a red night like redwap. Let me and get my red bikini ready. Iron ya red boxers. I'll paint my lips red, and dye my hair red. Will chain you l8r. Then i'll proceed with my kidnap . Good morning sir.

Ah dear...... You're painting the party red? Issorait. Just make sure u don't finish the paint we want to use for the lobby finishing for ur lips.. And enof kissing 2nite.. Let all crib members know its gonna be 2nite oo.. Charge ur phones.. Load am.. And fall into the crib for Kelvingraphics.... Nd dis kidnapping process; am succeeding already .... How was ur nite?

HAPPYBORNDAY TO A BRO, MY OWN PERSONAL NIGER, THE CEO KELVINGRAPHICS, KELVIN HIMSELF, BIGGER U I PRAY BRO, U R GOING PLACES

ITS GONNA BE BLUE 2NITE

#Dashes out to fetch a white suya ram#

Let me be the first crib-mate to wish my bro, ma nigga ... The CEO KELVINGRAPHICS





HAPPYBORNDAY, BIGGER U I PRAY DEAR, BLAST THE DAY

A ti gbo..

KelvinGraphics:



Abeg bring them ooo

Thanks bro... So make all these guys wey no get babe no worry abi??

I bu nwanne mmadu, biko nyem aka.

How U dey? How RushVille abi Na Ajegunle

what's the matter? The crib is dry.. Like ppl are watching match and PHCN is a biatch in some area.. Got ur mention on benaga's shit... How have u been?? What's on ground for tomao.?

acidosisTM:






big time falling hand... choi see fck up

singing ""and I go die oo, ooo, oh oh'' ROTFL

herald9: Hello Dayjhihannon01

am back Mehn... this dude just recovered from a system breakdown

Eyah. Sowie dude... Welcm... Hope u see what apnd to wenga boiz ystd sha? I go teach dem soccer with bolton o..

missberrypop5: welcome

**quickly give her a peck** catch ya later... *rushes outta crib**

rozzay: Omg can't bliv dis nd I liked her

u mean him?

Hehehehehe...

missberrypop5: wow, you don help am well .

and thanks for dat siggy for me..

missberrypop5: thou art wicked lol. Good morning crib mates, how are u all doing?

hihihihihii... not wicked nah.. Just want to elp a dear bro.. ...

priscaoge:

Even U sef...Una no de hear say that position is occupied already Abi u and Farano wan make I postponed d Bday bash?

Nobody should drag posts oo.. And Farano Boys dey parah for you fah...

Prisca I'm here... I don't get any.. PMs malfunctioning dis days jere... I'm sending u anoda now twice....

priscaoge: Holy Moses...Is this real? What kind of African Tattoo is this? Isn't this child abuse?

this is incision not marks again.. I mean in meat inspection you do dat to check for flukes and worms inside meat with deep piercing... INJUSTICE OF THE FIRST ORDER.... God 4give dem cus dey don't knw what dey are doing....... ###But oge ''were are u hiding nah? I don't get ur feedback##

I don't even know who acts the best now, maybe Nollywood or Nigerian Politicians....

''DH --Shekau is dead, ----viannnnn chizm--- BH Negotiator Shekau is well nd alive''

"Chibok girls found ----tiasuaaaaan gan--- these are not newly rescued chibok girls''''

""Apc--Pdp is the mind behind BH.. BH will end when Goodluck wants ---- tasshuuun Jan-- Pdp--- BH is the Arm force of Apc, while sahara reporters is the media branch of BH....


Haba Ki de de keh... E de shaaanu awa masses keh...
Gbogbo n kin de she Olorun ma de wa o.... 2015 e ko dey ni so Nigeria di war fronti o...

Leaders mak una con answer Op o... Wetin funny me pass be say; even nah dat same abroad pikin of we spiritual leaders dey............. Ah.... DarisGodOooo

Luckygurl:

The sperm reserve is too full...if the boy doesn't have wet dreams or sex to offload some, it causes severe stomach ache
Ehyaaah!! Some guys are suffering sha..

referring to we v*rg*nz enh? Issorait

naijaboiy:
Please I need a shoulder to cry on

missberrypop5: eiyah, here's my shoulder you can lean on meeeeeee

come on... A shoulder won't be suitable for that... *removes her shoulder and replace it with one big bowl* you can do with that.... .... 1 less Trophy

dhardline: Lies..

Not lies....





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statistical jargons smh

shoefreak: Pic of wetin? My shoes? Hehehehe... trust me, e plenty small.

Me sef know say na bad habit.

Wetin una dey do for hia sef?! Gossip? Woo? Yab? Matchmake? Make money? Chil? Flex?? E-Fûck?

chei... Shoefrick ooo... .. All xcept e-f^ck ma... But everything in its moderates

shoefreak: Enough to shoot a Nollywood home vidoe with.

hehhehe... Pictures or.............

shoefreak: i dey tell you.

and shoefreak hw u dey? @ least d invite brought u to our crib .... 9ce to see you here... + How many dozen of shoes do you get ?

priscaoge:

Hahahahha, na 4 front I go sidon

NEPA just de behave well since cos dem sef know say NL go hear my story come 25th Sept

really? Tell me sontin... Kgraphics Gist dey dat day?

shoefreak: Stop quoting this kelvin e-iv please I beg you!!!!! Must you quote him to know you acknoweldged/resvp'd him!!!!? Na wa ooo..
Kelvin, happy buyday in advance, sonny.

abi oo.. We can't even see crib-post again oo... And d thing dey lengthy like the court-journal

daveP: after thread donn full with notice. Eye dey deny me sha

for real.... And we can't say make our crib-mate nor celebrate his bday nah .....

Silkmoth33: we need bar, ego and an efficient campaign for this thing to work.

I'm not sure dey wanted it.............. E warriors wanna stay here and argue blindly only on here...

mstik: trash

oh I see. Tnx

Silkmoth33: as far as I know nairaland HQ is based close to ota farm.

How d heck do you expect me to sign up den! I'm based close to zambisa forest!

lolz