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Phones / Re: The iPhone 6 Plus "BendGate" Scandal by dazzler2001: 3:06pm On Sep 24, 2014
cao:

When you've paid an obscene amount of money on a product, you expect high standards. You forget the amount of force and pressure your average mobile phone will withstand. How many of you put your phone in your pocket? Now dudes might go on about how roomy their pockets are, but what about the pockets of your skinny jeans? And as any woman will tell you, the pockets on our jeans are just there to remind you not to put anything in them AKA the Michelin Man Effect. Anywho, the amount of force exerted from your thighs to your pocket can be an interesting thing. Even if you use a handbag, there's still activity going on in there.

If you're like me, where my bed is my home AND workspace, then your phone will enjoy some additional punishment. Geez, I actually woke up on my phone today.

Plus, I'm sure we've all enjoyed the endless wonder of taking a long phonecall without the hands-free or speakers. How many times have you used your hands and/or shoulders (AKA the poor man's hands-free)? All these little things (or in the case of me sleeping on my phone - big things) add to the cumulative force applied to your phone and we (the consumer) expect our phone to have long life...as long as we don't actively throw it down a volcano or a flight of stairs...

Plus, some of y'all have a vice-like grip on things. The way some folks hold their controllers, remotes and phones, you'd think they never want to let it go out of fear that it would run away, the instant they loosen their grip.


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Romance / Re: A "Marriage Proposal By Police" In Port Harcourt (Pictures) by dazzler2001: 8:23am On Sep 24, 2014
Na wao....see space booking competition.
Food / Re: Food Photo Competition! by dazzler2001: 1:28pm On Nov 29, 2012
Reserved
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is Wrong In Asking Someone "How Was Your Night?" by dazzler2001: 1:04pm On Nov 28, 2012
The lady's night must have been frustrating, thus the reaction.... She wan 'do' but hubby no gree so she was dry and starved all night. Now what do you expect her reaction to be when asked "how was your night" in the morning?

She gast flare up nah!
Foreign Affairs / Re: To Keep the top job Zuma offers twelve cows to ancestors by dazzler2001: 12:53pm On Nov 28, 2012
ok
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (0 - 0) On 28th November 2012 by dazzler2001: 12:50pm On Nov 28, 2012
Chelsea 2-0 Fulham

Torres
Mikel

KTBFFH!
Politics / Re: New Sect Claims Responsibility For SARS Attack In Abuja -Desert Herald by dazzler2001: 12:27pm On Nov 27, 2012
Hmmmm

Boko Haram, Sudan Chapter grin
Politics / Re: New Sect Claims Responsibility For SARS Attack In Abuja -Desert Herald by dazzler2001: 11:45am On Nov 27, 2012
Abeg this their name is too long. They should tell us the a.k.a like Boko Haram did so that i can easily refer to them...

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Fashion / Re: What Is The Name Of This Haircut? by dazzler2001: 2:15pm On Nov 26, 2012
dominique: This way to yaba left tongue

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Health / Re: How Often Should You Change Your Toothbrush? by dazzler2001: 11:23am On Nov 26, 2012
I use 'dogo yaro' chewing stick so i dont care how long it lasts. Anytime the stick finish, i climb tree, select another badt one... wink

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Crime / Re: 3 Notorious Robbers Arrested In Lagos by dazzler2001: 10:57am On Nov 26, 2012
dvdon: You see our voices were heard Jungle justice is reducing in Nigeria.

If not we for here the sesan three or Bond 3

But a word of advice don't try dis in ABA or ONICHA

Please where is ONICHA?
Family / Re: Considering Nigeria's Economy, How Many Children Are Ideal For A Family? by dazzler2001: 9:22am On Nov 24, 2012
condralbede: In a typical 9ja setting 10 boys wil be okey 4me!one wil be policeman,army,navy,custom,air force,immigration,civil defence officers,barrister,pastor and a politician!den i wil be doin any how cos nobdy go fit chanllege me,wen i gather al these ppl.

You forgot to mention that one will be agbero so that your anyhow character will be more solidified grin grin
Crime / Re: Nigerian Nanny Jailed 80 Years In The US by dazzler2001: 9:05am On Nov 24, 2012
Hmmm na wao. After escaping to Naija, how the hell did they captured her again? I cant believe someone cannot get lost in Naija...unless na mu.gu she be.

Btw i'm not supporting her ooo... Its her carelessnesss that caused the disaster that led to the death of the poor kids...
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Free Logo Design......drop Your Request Here by dazzler2001: 8:00am On Nov 24, 2012
Thanks man. I really appreciate. But can you make the N like this... 'n
Culture / Re: Do You Think In English Language Or Your Mother Tongue? by dazzler2001: 7:58am On Nov 24, 2012
Depends my mood. Sometimes Igbo, sometimes english but MOST times upside down cheesy
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Photography - Show Off your Sturvz Over Here by dazzler2001: 5:55pm On Nov 23, 2012
Kizopumpin: Brand New Samsung Digital Cam WB150F for sale at affordable price, you can call me on 08028860316

How much is this smart camera? Please email me at timbros2001@gmail.com
Thanks...
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Free Logo Design......drop Your Request Here by dazzler2001: 5:52pm On Nov 23, 2012
Fresh 'n Clean
Laundry + Dry Cleaning

Any catchy colour(s). Thanks
Crime / Re: Abuja Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s unmentionable by dazzler2001: 4:22pm On Nov 23, 2012
I dont believe this story. OP show us pictures wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: QPR Sack Mark Hughes & Appoint Harry Redknapp by dazzler2001: 4:08pm On Nov 23, 2012
RDM has opened the floodgate...

Let the sacking begin!
Nairaland / General / Re: 6-Legged Lamb Born In Georgia by dazzler2001: 1:15pm On Nov 23, 2012
hmmmm na wao
Foreign Affairs / Re: Policeman Quits After Obama Assassination Comments by dazzler2001: 1:11pm On Nov 23, 2012
Out of the abundance of the heart, the mouth speaks...

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Music/Radio / Re: Your Current Mobile Phone Ringtone And Why Did You Use It? by dazzler2001: 12:41pm On Nov 23, 2012
General: Return to Innocence - Enigma

When wifey calls: Man Down - Rihanna

Message tone: Beat it - Micheal Jackson

Phones / Re: Glo Should Adjust Their Mobile Data Volume To These Suggestion by dazzler2001: 11:44am On Nov 23, 2012
If glo ever adjust to those your suggestions, hmmm...

I was an active advocate of glo till etisalat came up. Now, although glo is still my primary line, etisalat is the network i use in browsing. Super fast i tell ya...

Who have tried the recent adjustment in MTN plans? Is it worth it? How much is their modem now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Manchester City Vs Real Madrid (1 - 1) On 21st November 2012 by dazzler2001: 11:25am On Nov 23, 2012
thegoodjoehunt:

Thanx Man. Hope you guys Qualify but make sure Shakhtar qualifies.
cool

Shakhtar has already qualified. We are praying for Shakhtar to beat Juve and we beat the Danes before we qualify....

- Timbros (under ban) grin
Education / Re: Riot In UNN Over Increase In Tuition Fees ? by dazzler2001: 10:11am On Oct 08, 2012
Eastcoast33: yes it is true i am a 1st year student...its peaceful sha

I quoted this post and asked, "as in peaceful riot?" and the next thing, my post was hidden and i am banned right now.
What did i do wrong?
Education / Re: Riot In UNN Over Increase In Tuition Fees ? by dazzler2001: 10:09am On Oct 08, 2012
pyguru why did u ban me for asking a question here?
What is wrong with asking "as in peaceful riot?" what did i do wrong? If its a mistake, just unban me RIGHT NOW! And release my post.

Whats the problem with u mods sef?

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Crime / Re: Woman Bites Off A Policeman’s Ear by dazzler2001: 1:40pm On Sep 04, 2012
timbros: hmmm na wao..

But how does this affect..........?

*runs and hide under a table*

iLaugh

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