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Career / Re: IT Placement: Where Did You Do Yours by deco22(m): 8:27pm On May 25, 2022
tellsblinks:


Hello I was shortlisted for an internship at total. Can you advice me on how to prepare for the exam? Any tips I should know?
Hey what's up, I just got a mail from them for the HSE training, thanks. Sorry please, could you text me on Whatsapp, I lost your number and I wanted to reach you.
Career / Re: IT Placement: Where Did You Do Yours by deco22(m): 9:52pm On May 18, 2022
tellsblinks:


Hello I was shortlisted for an internship at total. Can you advice me on how to prepare for the exam? Any tips I should know?
Hi, I was also shortlisted and wrote the exam and I just sent you a mail, please could you reply?

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Romance / Re: Re: I Think My Boyfriend Is Fetish: Dear Valenciabaddie I'm Not A Ritualist by deco22(m): 6:37am On Dec 25, 2020
ThreadOwner:


Na only that part you read undecided this gender wey dey bend down piss eh Fish brain everywhere sad
Lmao, you are so obsessed with women, you even put (f) as your sex, weirdo. You are a man writing under a female moniker, you are not ashamed.
Romance / Re: This Is Why Ladies Above 30 Are The Easiest To Bleep by deco22(m): 3:55pm On Dec 11, 2020
odinson1:
these set of girls are in the Church, because of their clocking age they joined choir and other attending service.

you can find them in other places though.



as a gentle man who knows are to dress well with some good impression, this set of girls are very easy to talk to. and they are very quick to ask what you do for a living, just to examine if to consider you or not to waste further time with you as time is not on their side anymore. they don't pay much attention to your future. they are after now and what you can do for them to remove the shame they are currently facing, they call you their helper. you must be comfortable and ready to settle down in the next 6 months to 1 year from the question they throw at you. they are good in calculation and every bit of time they spent with you they are calculating and if you form a nice guy or gentleman you will never see their pant.



only players sleep and useless them. just tell them lie and packaging. show impression that you want to marry and settle down as soon as possible, if possible promise to marry. go to her house to see her parents. if they still insists marriage before sex, just threatened them they are hiding something from you and you are no longer interested they will be the one throwing their body to you. Bleep them anyhow like never before. get blow.job and even mess their anus join. then dump their ass and onto the next one.

I believe that is their punishment for wasting their Prime years hoeing around, rejecting and friendzoning All the Nice guys who really loved them
Lmao, it is so easy to know guys that never have sex regularly, you probably heard all these lies from your friends and your stupid brain believed, go out into the real world and do something better with your time, you really think girls like marriage that much to come and be following one useless human being like you, and in your mind you are a "nice guy", like as if it is by force to date everyone that asks you out and if they do, you will call them cheap. It was back then you could intimidate girls with marriage, now no one cares about your broke ass.

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Celebrities / Re: Yeankah Banks: How An IN Driver Masturbated While Carrying Me by deco22(m): 9:14pm On Nov 17, 2020
Ever8090:
How person go imagine this kind elephant dey masturbate...?..
She is prettier than your fat mother, so yeahhh, stop being a fool.
Celebrities / Re: Yetunde Bakare Warns Men Sending Her Nudes On Instagram by deco22(m): 2:05pm On Nov 14, 2020
Techvillz:
if she wants men to stop sending her such picx,, then she should stop showing her cleavage!
Are you a dog that can't look away from her cleavage?
Celebrities / Re: Wentworth Miller: 'I Am Gay & I Don't Want To Play Straight Characters Anymore' by deco22(m): 10:50am On Nov 12, 2020
KingDash:
you did apparently, fuckinggg gay.
Oh ouchhh, the stupid opinion of a certain anonymous KingDash hurts so much, and now the world has stopped turning. You are just an inconsequential homophobe whose opinion will never matter.
Celebrities / Re: Wentworth Miller: 'I Am Gay & I Don't Want To Play Straight Characters Anymore' by deco22(m): 2:52pm On Nov 11, 2020
KingDash:
useless thing.. I hate gays
who cares?

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Romance / Re: She Shot Her Shot (and He Said Yes!) Pictures included by deco22(m): 11:10am On Nov 05, 2020
EmmaNuella77:



I don't think it is..
It actually is, the Mister Sanjay is popular on twitter for mimicking people.
Crime / Re: Soldier Beats A Lady At An ATM Stand In Lagos This Morning (video) by deco22(m): 1:27am On Oct 27, 2020
TecM0:


Well she got beaten by an "unknown soldier" whom nobody can ascertain his military base, name , location or anything so the beating is a free meal

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Fool, they have caught him and he will court marshalled, I am so sorry your fellow stupid woman beater got caught, I hope you are next.

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Celebrities / Re: Ameze Imarhiagbe: I Was Sexually Assaulted By My Lecturer In UNIBEN 32 Years Ago by deco22(m): 11:12pm On Oct 03, 2020
BiggyB242:
I know rape is bad, but the way these women classify rape is like is the greatest of all sin, even higher than that of murder. A rape victim gets more attention than a murder case, most of these women exaggerate the situation just to trend. You touch babe booby she starts crying "I was molested" same girl having anal sex with one dude.
Lmao, she gave consent to the guy she is having anal sex with, she did not give consent to the idiot touching her boobs, are you guys just dumb or you are just trying to troll?
Celebrities / Re: Ameze Imarhiagbe: I Was Sexually Assaulted By My Lecturer In UNIBEN 32 Years Ago by deco22(m): 11:11pm On Oct 03, 2020
heendrix:
Madam no one cares if ur pussy was ripped off into two equal halves

Do females know how stupid they sound coming up with cock and bull stories as this
I hope they rape your mom and no one believes her story.
Celebrities / Re: Cardi B Files For Divorce From Offset, Her Husband Of 3 Years by deco22(m): 10:12am On Sep 16, 2020
OneKinGuy:

Why do men marry women like cardi b and think their marriage will last
Lmao, he was the one that cheated, you dumbass.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Males Like This by deco22(m): 10:46pm On Sep 10, 2020
Kriss216:

I don't care how many times this has happened, I'm judging based on the chats you posted. You're wrong and unruly. The world doesn't revolve around your tiny waist.
Stupid idiot, let someone text you without any real reason and let me see how you reply, you sound so frustrated and poor.

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Crime / Re: Oluwatoyin Salau 'Toyin' Found Dead In Florida by deco22(m): 3:12pm On Jun 15, 2020
scribble:
Mind your business and stay in school

They wont hear

Modified

Ok now she didnt mind her business where is she?

So my point remains valid.

If she had minded her business and stayed where her parents asked her to stay, she will be alive
Her father molested her and that's why she ran away, you stupid emotionless bastard.
Crime / Re: Anita Joseph: "Your Husband Can't Rape You" - Actress Dismisses Marital Rape by deco22(m): 6:44am On Jun 15, 2020
techmo:
undecided


Legally Your Husband cant rape you if you read your marital vows and made the promise to submit your body to him for better for worse


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Lmao, she is a person not a thing that you cab tell what to do everytime just because you're married, and if you force your wife to have sex with you, how would you feel or even enjoy it?
Romance / Re: What I Found On My Sales Girl's Facebook Messages by deco22(m): 11:03pm On Jun 06, 2020
Richardonald:
5 guys eeh!!! some ladies life don finish. different prick per every Sunday, after they will say no husband to marry them, when they have f..ck their future husband away.
What about the men fucking? Shey their lives are not finishing, even you too as you are sleeping with different girls, you think you are not also wasting your life.
Family / Re: My Husband Wants To Know Everything About My Finances. by deco22(m): 2:59pm On Jun 06, 2020
Kekereekun123:
Men are no longer fools. Times are hard you cannot hide salary and finance details from your husband. Thunder fire ladies who say my money is my money and his money is ours
Did you read where she said she refurbished the apartment with her own money or you just jumped to comment?

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Crime / Re: Talking Esther: "My Sister And I Were Kidnapped And Raped, She Died" (Photos) by deco22(m): 4:59pm On Jun 05, 2020
majamajic:


U can conclude whatever u like on your mind , but am clean more than u and u know
shut up, stupid rapist. You are disgusting.

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Crime / Re: Yangy, Babcock Student Accused Of Raping 24 Women. He Reacts by deco22(m): 5:37pm On Jun 03, 2020
light099:
This case is obviously ganged-up blackmail and a case of some frustrated hoes and gold-digging losers, who felt so stupid after discovering a smart player has successfully shined their congos in succession, one after the other.


By the way, most Nigerian ladies do not know the difference between rape, hardsex and consensual forced sex. That is why 90% of Nigerian ladies who have had sex before always ignorantly claim to have been victims of rape at one time or the other. They always have fake stories to tell. Chasers of cheap clout.

I pray they rape your mother.
Crime / Re: Uwa Omozuwa: UNIBEN Students Protest Against Rape And Murder Of Student by deco22(m): 7:59am On Jun 02, 2020
KingAzubuike:
Let them go and look for something better to do with their time and lives.

RIp Uwa, May your soul sleep peacefully.

But truth be told , most ladies exagerrate this rape of a thing. The word "rape" has been so much bastardized. Even if you pressure a girl for sex and she later agreed, na see open leg for you o, she will still say you raped her ...all because you pressurized her for it. Reasons 98% of Nigerian ladies usually say they were raped if you asked them how they lost their virginity. It's very terrible.

I was having sex with this girl sometimes last year and after the romp, she sat down for one corner and began to cry like someone that was just raped. I wasted no time in sending her away from my house before she lands me in trouble. I was shocked. This was someone that even initiated the sex.

Moreover guys also get molested, no one says anything about it. The other day, I witnessed a lady grabbing a guys privates in public and everyone was smiling and cheering the dude. Now I imagined if it was the other way round, they would have decended on him.
Lol were you not also there, why did you not shout abi you are fool? It is only when women bring up the matter of rape, that you remember men get molested. I dont blame you sha, you are even a self confessed rapist.

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Crime / Re: Livinus Elem On Uwa Vera Uwaila's Rape And Death: Says "Good For Her" by deco22(m): 7:56am On Jun 02, 2020
Vyzz:
I decided to be neutral in this case. Not supporting any of the side but some Nairalanders called me names.
Well as days unfold we shall here more tales here.
Nigga stfu, you can't be neutral in this type of thing, just say you support rape and go.

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Career / Re: Ghanaian Nurse Who Twerked In Her Uniform Declared Wanted By Nurses Association by deco22(m): 4:46pm On May 16, 2020
EVILFOREST:

WELL SERVED, since SENSE has become a scarce commodity among several nowadays Ladies.
Same people condemning her will go to porn sites later this evening to look at the same ladies twerking, just say you hate women and go.
Family / Re: My Wife Has Turned My Children Against Me by deco22(m): 9:12pm On Apr 20, 2020
bhest:

So because she cheated on the wife that should be a moral justification for turning the children against there father? Haba! Did u take ur time to think about the long time effects of her behavior on the children cause its just a matter of time before they start rebelling against her, and nobody I repeat nobody will be able to help them again as they head towards their collective doom. So bringing children into the fight is never an option.
I understand, but while he was cheating, the children might have seen that and hated him so he just needs to reconcile and apologize to all of them because it seems they still hold grudges over it.
Family / Re: My Wife Has Turned My Children Against Me by deco22(m): 6:22pm On Apr 20, 2020
bhest:
This is my worst fear about ending up with a girl from poor background. They are basically good at this!!!
Did you skip past the part where he cheated three times and got one of them pregnant?

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Family / Re: My Wife Has Turned My Children Against Me by deco22(m): 6:21pm On Apr 20, 2020
tommy589:


Buy back your children. Take them to eateries and malls, give them the pass to buy whatever they want when there and never discuss or indicate you want them as your allies by doing this.

Spend time with them,buy games and most other personal stuffs your children need instead of giving her money to shop for them.

It won't be long before she knows who is in charge

Lol, children grow past a stage where material gifts are the only thing that matters to them, his wife also has money so all this one is just unnecessary, he needs to reconcile with his wife because she is the only one that can make the children love him again, how do you think taking them to eatery is supposed to solve him cheating on her three times and getting one of them pregnant?

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Crime / Re: Umar Yakub Mohammed Caught Defiling A Minor, Arrested by deco22(m): 10:27am On Apr 20, 2020
Amotolongbo:
He stopped to urinate into the girls pussy.

It is possible that the man and the girl have been doing it before now.
The way it was, theman didn’t rape her. Both the man and minor should be punished.
How tf would they punish a 15 year old? You just said it yourself that she is a minor, it is statutory rape.

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Family / Re: My Wife Wants Me To Beg For Intercourse by deco22(m): 10:39pm On Apr 16, 2020
scrolldown88:
Women!
I would have said talk to her, but since this has been going on for months I'm going to go ahead and assume you've already done that.

So ignore her for now.
If my calculations are right, she should come crawling back when she notice that you've ignored her.

Let me tell y'all a secret. It doesn't matter if you are married to her or not, when they want, women will always use sex as a bargaining chip. This is highly manipulative to say the least and it works everytime. Call it Powe play, call it whatever. She is using sex to manipulate you. Now she already has you begging.

My advice: don't beg her anymore. Give her the space she seem to crave so much. Ignore her even. That's the only way to swing the balance.

But let's pray she's not seeing someone else, because if she is, then there's little chance that whatever you do will change anything.

Then again I'm not married, so, what do I know?
You are not married and you are also not woman which is why you don't understand that sex after child birth is most times painful, and she even had it through CS so you don't know whether she is having post partum depression, not every thing is about manipulation, if you can't understand to give your wife space small after pregnancy, then just go and buy a sex doll. She is a human being after all.

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Family / Re: Woman Complains Of Everyday Sex From Husband, Runs (Video) by deco22(m): 4:42pm On Apr 16, 2020
Ayomideayo:
What some are praying for, you better dont let them snatch your husband...follow him inside like that and continue cheesy cheesy wink wink
Lol, it is funny until it happens to you. Sex is not an obligation.
Romance / Re: Why Friendship Should Come Before Sex In A Relationship by deco22(m): 12:28am On Apr 15, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
E dey pain you? grin No cry again o! Don't go and do something meaningful with your life.. Ogun can't kill me,rather e go smash your useless head, because I didn't call your name or your surname in my write up.. Mumu!
I wonder how old you are that you think your comment is supposedly causing me the slightest pain? Lmaooo, my best guess is you are just some pained asshole whose ex left him for a more sensible, financially capable and confident man who doesn't hide under the anonymity of the internet to troll women. Get a life and try and get over the heartbreak bro, do something useful with yourself and stop barking like a mad dog. Once the lockdown over, I would sincerely advice you go out to look for a good job and do better things with your life, I promise you that the hate in your thick skull for women will evaporate, maybe slowly but surely. smiley
Romance / Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by deco22(m): 10:27pm On Apr 14, 2020
Descorts:
I'm not listening... what I want to do, i do it .
Lmao, do it na. See this one, when you carry STD you will know. You are not the first person to be heart broken, get over it and better yourself.

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Romance / Re: Why Friendship Should Come Before Sex In A Relationship by deco22(m): 12:31pm On Apr 14, 2020
DoubleEngine007:
Op you're correct.. I believe that guys who jump to sex without friendship sees those girls as oloshos,and that's what most of them truly are..

Our nowadays girls don't need the friendship at all.. 95% of them usually work with this saying "money for hand back for ground. No girl should ask me of how I got the statistics. Guys are aware of this fact, and that's why they rubbish our nowadays girls.. And most girls of this generation lacks wisdom,to know who truly love them and who doesn't... As long as d guy has ego and big preek,he is good to go.. Even if he is a beast,she will tell you,that she will change him..
Patiently waiting for those dumb ass,that calls themselves feminist here.. Quote me talk nonsense,make ogun kill you..
And you and your prostitute boys jumping from one girl to another are what? Don't go and get tested for STDs, be there waiting for ogun to kill you.

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