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Crime / Re: Lady Caught Stealing Expensive Items From Boutique Where She Works (Photos) by DeeScan: 11:48pm On Sep 03
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed If she has the mind to steal such plenty things from her work place,Oya just Imagine what the thief must have stolen from her boyfriend's house angry

Honestly,to see any banny for this GENZ generation wey no get small trace of thief for her DNA these days don dey very hard angry

Na God go help us wey be single men ...
i thought you were for a sec...
Romance / Re: What Do Ladies Plan To Use This Money For? (pic) by DeeScan: 10:31pm On Sep 03
deltaF0SS:

Dats a vawulent broda
Even God approves
that nigga be sending nairaland ladies to hell and back...

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DeeScan: 5:56pm On Sep 03
Halcyon123:
Risga
I no sabi the English name sha
are those potatoes??
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DeeScan: 5:55pm On Sep 03
Akposy:


Hello, I’m doing good. Thanks for checking on me. Thanks to Bukhety too.

This was my first meal of the month. I’ve made awesome meal in the past but farm work have been keeping me busy.

Happy new month all
why is everyone only cooking the white beans only .. no one wants to cook oloyin and drum again

😐😐😐

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DeeScan: 5:53pm On Sep 03
TallnSexyBabe:


Now you guys are getting me scared.
I refried the chicken thoroughly and ate it
. Easy way of having typhoid..
Celebrities / Re: Rema Gave ₦5 Million To Secondary School Classmate Who Helped Him (Photos) by DeeScan: 12:39pm On Sep 03
CrownLands:



The girl helped "Copy" notes for him.
I'm sure she didn't educate him.


And I bet she did that because she had a thing for him ..


D boy na fine boy since way back ...

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Romance / Re: Lady Laments As Boyfriend Posts Engagement Photos 2 Days After Breakup by DeeScan: 11:16am On Sep 03
LilMissFavvy:
The guy did it just to hurt her. He has hurried into marital journey with just another lady available, and such a marriage will not work out. Let her watch and see.



You're neither a fortune teller nor a seer ... You wouldn't know that..
Romance / Re: Lady Laments As Boyfriend Posts Engagement Photos 2 Days After Breakup by DeeScan: 11:04am On Sep 03
Sonnobax15:
grin
Breakfast wey you cook with gas cylinder dey quick pass the one wey you cook with stove or firewood.

She's even talking about neglecting the red flags she saw in him while they were together undecided. Like say the guy didn't see lots of red flags in her too,but decided to wait until she initiated the break up by herself lipsrsealed


Guyman fit don lose interest tey tey .. him just dey chop wetin him fit chop...
Romance / Re: What Do Ladies Plan To Use This Money For? (pic) by DeeScan: 10:59am On Sep 03
Zonefree:
Funny enough, that's about 95.783% of their life savings.


You just never miss ..


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Nairaland / General / Re: Is This Really How The Average Feminist Thinks? by DeeScan: 10:56am On Sep 03
CyrusVI:
This is coming from a place of deep hate

Dem don chop their eyes

Its an extremist view. I'm not a feminist and i dont know what that shitty movement stands for
looks like you didn't get the joke...
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Speaks Pidgin On Social Media by DeeScan: 10:52am On Sep 03
Piss off ..



DUMBFVCK..
Politics / Re: Verydarkman Leads Protest To Nafdac's Office in Abuja (video) by DeeScan: 10:50am On Sep 03
BaddieFreak:
Nafdac has never been the same since the days of Dora Akunyili


Are just saying that because other people's are saying that, do you really know who akunyili dora is , can you recognize her


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Romance / Re: What’s The Craziest Thing You’ve Done While Being H@rny? by DeeScan: 10:41am On Sep 03
Beat my meat ..


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Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Speaks Pidgin On Social Media by DeeScan: 10:38am On Sep 03
Yemidiya:

LOVE DAT MY STUDENT, YOUR ANSWER WAS VERY QUICK... CAN YOU NOW GO ON AND TELL ME WHAT MAKES THEM DIFFERENT IN TERMS OF THEIR WAY OF LIFE COMPARED TO OTHER JAMAICANS THAT AINT RASTAFARI'S..πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
BOMBHEAD.


Google that ... I ain't Jamaican ..


KNUCKLEHEAD!!
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Speaks Pidgin On Social Media by DeeScan: 9:59am On Sep 03
Yemidiya:

CONTINUE TO GOOGLE, I DON GIVE YOU ASSIGNMENT FOR THE REST OF YA EXISTENCEπŸ€£πŸ˜‚, WAITING FOR YA ANSWER... DICKHEAD..!!!
patois is the language.. I don't need googlebto know that .


FUCKFACE!!!
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Speaks Pidgin On Social Media by DeeScan: 9:19am On Sep 03
Yemidiya:

GO ASK BOB MARLEY.. OR PETER TOSH..


Breh .. rastafari is a religion not a language ..

.ASSWIPE!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Speaks Pidgin On Social Media by DeeScan: 9:19pm On Sep 02
Yemidiya:
.. WHAT'S THE FUSS ABOUT THAT, I CAN SPEAK AMERICAN ENGLISH FLUENTLY ALSO, I CAN SPEAK BRITISH ENGLISH ALSO FLUENTLY,I CAN ALSO SPEAK IN JAMAICAN TONGUE(RASTAFARI) FLUENTLY, AND HAVE NEVER BEEN TO DIS 3 COUNTRIES, OUR BRAIN CAN DO SO MANY THINGS IF WE HARNESS IT THE WAY IT WAS STRUCTURED , WHETHER SHE WAS THE ONE THAT SAID THOSE WORDS OR NOT, I DONT CARE... BUT AM CATEGORICALLY TELLING YOU ITS 100 PERCENT POSSIBLE IT MIGHT COME FROM HER... AND SHE CAME FROM D CARIBBEAN... SO CARIBBEAN PIDGIN DEY DERE MOUTH WELLA....ITS HOW YOU USE YA BRAIN, YA BRAIN GO TAKE RESPOND TO YOU...
what's rastafari

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Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Speaks Pidgin On Social Media by DeeScan: 9:13pm On Sep 02
ShogunNoName:


The fact you said Benin person just proves me point. Ozuor.
.there is no such thing as Benin person. Waazaga.

There is only Bini .ozuor.

Yoruba boy. We know you people.

Ogun wagbeua

Ask your master what it means
.cry more.

Elede.
dey calm down....
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Speaks Pidgin On Social Media by DeeScan: 8:10pm On Sep 02
grandstar:
If there are Nigerians who can understand and even speak Korean by listening to k-pop, this shouldn't come as a surprise.

She's originally from Trinidad and Tobago. The local Creole may also contain some Pidgin words such as 'pikin' which means a small child if I'm correct.
don't they generally speak patois together with the Jamaicans...
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Speaks Pidgin On Social Media by DeeScan: 8:09pm On Sep 02
3seriez:
Someone in her crew must be from Naija grin


The only logical explanation ..



Google no fit translate that ...

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by DeeScan: 7:10pm On Sep 01
obonujoker:
πŸš¨πŸš¨πŸŽ™οΈ| Mo Salah: "An easy match? I was a little surprised. The match could have ended with a 5 or 6 goal difference."
it was suppose to they just kept losing the ball at the final third .
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 1st September 2024 by DeeScan: 6:52pm On Sep 01
Angelfrost:


Great point... I was actually working my thoughts from Benitez.

Arne will definitely excel!

He has a very good and tactical head on his shoulders.


We have no wing play under slot unlike klopp. .


Made our game seem boring ...


Goodnews is, slot setup makes us defensively good .. but our attack is lagging ..

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by DeeScan: 6:01pm On Sep 01
I said it .. man.u is piece of cake ..

Give us a worthy opponent aka man city...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by DeeScan: 6:00pm On Sep 01
Silentgroper:
cc : jodera


hope you're watching πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹


Yes , help me call that jodera . I need to rub it in his face πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹
Romance / Re: One of the greatest Simping moves of all time... by DeeScan: 9:25am On Sep 01
I think one of his descendants his following that route ..

Surprisingly, the woman has Nigerian ancestry ..


Well wetin toto not fit make man do .. I never see ..


Same way 1sharon's lips would soon make me start simping .. cause I'd like my egg roll in her pink tacos..

πŸ₯΄πŸ₯΄

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Romance / Re: Why Nairaland Site Doing This All The Time? by DeeScan: 9:18am On Sep 01
saintbillion:

Alright bro. It's been long I use uc browser ooo. I only use that on my Java phone those days
use phoenix

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Romance / Re: Why Nairaland Site Doing This All The Time? by DeeScan: 9:17am On Sep 01
saintbillion:
This is becoming very annoying seun pls checkmate this issue.
use another browser


Do not use opera mini /chrome
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DeeScan: 9:15am On Sep 01
9JAMac10:
Eating homemade Jollof Rice
though you was abroad ..


Do they plates like that abroad ?? πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DeeScan: 9:14am On Sep 01
TrustNone:

Bursted πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
bruh .. she's not juwessgratitude and this is doctored by the way

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Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DeeScan: 9:11am On Sep 01
omooba969:
I love me some treats sometimes, and I don't joke with my seafoods. πŸ˜‹

Make una dey take a break and let someone else cook and serve you. grin
those shrimps!!!

🀀🀀🀀

Looking tasty..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by DeeScan: 9:04am On Sep 01
drisham:
Haaland is the greatest striker to step in the premier league

Undebatable
he has predecessors sir .. He can't be the Greatest striker to step in the premier League ..let him break some still standing records of his predecessors, then he would he has crowned that accolade
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: Champions of England by DeeScan: 9:00am On Sep 01
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