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Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Randy Jokes From The Opposite Sex by DeeScan: 10:55pm On Jul 20
Sapasenator:
One even hit me in the bum once at work. I have been seriously harrassed my people.

Nothing wey eyes never see.
I used to get that at work too ... After series of threat of me hitting my own back in which I actually almost did, she backed off ...

She now said I wasn't a gentle man that I wasn't suppose to attempt to hit her own bum back ..
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Randy Jokes From The Opposite Sex by DeeScan: 10:51pm On Jul 20
jubrilELsudan:
YOU ARE REALLY VERY STUPID AND IMMATURE

OBVIOUSLY YOU NO KNOW WETIN GOD DO FOR YOU

YOU CAN HANDLE THEM BY FVCKING THEM

ABI YOU DEY FEAR TO FVCK?

E DEY VERY OBVIOUS SEY YOU BE VIRGIN
even virgins no dey fear to fvck
Romance / Re: How Do You Handle Randy Jokes From The Opposite Sex by DeeScan: 10:45pm On Jul 20
It's basically called flirting ..



It's not that much of a big deal
Family / Re: Happy Birthday To Me by DeeScan: 3:55pm On Jul 20
Wotowotoman:


Ask her to send it to you. Why you dey ask me
no be you be Mr know all .. you seem to know everything about everyone on this forum ...

If you get am, drop am. If not, fvck off!!

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Family / Re: Happy Birthday To Me by DeeScan: 3:50pm On Jul 20
Wotowotoman:


The female accomplice of the yahoo boy posted a YouTube video here where she was begging for money for her illness. They later took it down.
link to the you tube video pls
Family / Re: Happy Birthday To Me by DeeScan: 3:44pm On Jul 20
We4all:


This pic doesn't even look like the person in that video.


I thought she only did a video call with shayebaby or was it cococandy .. How the fvck on earth did you get hold of the video?? ☹️
Travel / Re: Irish Citizens Express Displeasure About Nigerians Moving Into Their Country by DeeScan: 3:29pm On Jul 20
cococandy:
No that’s not what I mean

I mean people who politically align themselves with whiteness. Support white supremacist ideologies, vote for overtly racist politicians, espouse racist talking points to score model minority points. There are so many ways to rock with racism that black people and minorities do which never pays them in the long run. Because when the racist people are done using them to spread their hatred, they discard them as soon as they no longer serve the purpose.

Having white people in your family and friend group is not what I’m talking about.
There are white people on our side against the white supremacist too. So don’t get it mixed up

ok
Travel / Re: Irish Citizens Express Displeasure About Nigerians Moving Into Their Country by DeeScan: 3:07pm On Jul 20
cococandy:
No Nigerian should ever feel guilty about migrating. They really thought they could come here, deplete our resources, put hacks and quacks in place to rule us in their place, stay collecting colonial taxes and still bar us from entering into those countries built by our resources and sweat. And we’re supposed to be grateful?
Yes I know technically Ireland isn’t one of them but they would have if they could have. This is why I side eye anyone rocking with these racists. They’ll never like you.


Do you mean you do not befriend any white folks there in the states??


Cc: ermm shayebaby .. it think this is for you..
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DeeScan: 10:11am On Jul 20
OhBritannia:
Those about to die episode 1 and 2 are a solid 9.5/10 for me.

If you are not watching this new series titled "those about to die" then you are missing.
Just finished episode two and it's been premium entertaining so far.

A worthy series in the category of Spartacus, Rome etc.
The cinematographer, picture, deep plots, politics in only two episodes i have watched have blown my mind away.

Let me continue the series.
seconded..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by DeeScan: 5:12pm On Jul 19
Katcall:
I’ve you seen a white man play for nigeria or any prime black African nation before? Apart from capeverde and angola
but there's a white girl that plays for the Nigerian female NT team...
Sports / Re: Argentina Vice-president Defends Enzo Fernandez After Racism Row: I Support You by DeeScan: 10:24am On Jul 19
komzy589:

Ask your sensible self this question. Why are Africans that represented foreign countries returning home for recognition after the end of their careers. The likes of John Fashanu, Olisadebe, Marcel Desailly and co.
If not for punditry, many of them would’ve been useless.
For Isak and co, it is in their best interest to represent their father/mother land. That’s why I didn’t mention folks like Dele Ali and Jerome Boateng.
Abeg I didn’t insult anyone in my first comment but since you want to resort to that, your talk is as foolish as your generation.

I have tried hard to think of what to reply you but I don just seem to be in the mood this morning ..

you'll get a pass this with the generation thing this once .. try that shiit again and I'll fvck you up with words..
Sports / Re: Argentina Vice-president Defends Enzo Fernandez After Racism Row: I Support You by DeeScan: 9:20am On Jul 19
komzy589:

What will a black person be doing in Argentina before. There’s no correlation.
National team looking like a football club.
Just look at France. Look at Destiny Udogie playing for Italy. Look at Olisadebe Emmanuel playing for Poland. Does it make sense.
I mean, look around you. Look at your skin color and ask yourself the honest question.
Africans adopting these foreign countries is one of the reasons we are backwards.
Even if you were born overseas, at least look at your skin color and have some dignity.
You don’t need to be told.
How can someone as black as Destiny Udogie be representing Italy. It is crazy.

Look at this full blooded Ethiopian or Eritrean born representing Sweden. A Scandinavian country of purely Whites. Is that normal!
ask yourself this question; He wa given birth to there and so is a citizen .. The country made him and so rightly he's paying the country back by offering a service to them ..

if he was in war torn Ethiopia or Eritrea .. Would he be a footballer right now??

would he have gotten this much recognition to be even playing for Newcastle ??

if his parent hadn't left the country, the bros could've been carrying arms rendering service to rebel armies which would have had his left wasted prematurely ..

Abeg, your talk no get sense inside ..

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Sports / Re: Argentina Vice-president Defends Enzo Fernandez After Racism Row: I Support You by DeeScan: 8:47am On Jul 19
donbenie:
They should show more patriotism and represent their fatherland?
You mean the fatherland that never gave them anything?
The fatherland that their parents had to run away from,to make a future for them?
You want to reap where you never sow abi?
A country offered you everything to be who you are and representing them,to you is unacceptable?
Capping
end of story...

This is just the plain truth...
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DeeScan: 3:00pm On Jul 18
Chibudollar:
I don't think I have ever replied you on here, Didn't even watch HOTD season 1.


Alright ..

Sorry for the foul language used on you...
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DeeScan: 2:38pm On Jul 18
Chibudollar:
SPOILERS!!!! Kimiko finally talked. Butcher finally went berserk killing my beautiful Victoria Neuman. Hope the final season would be pure flames. None of that first 6 episodes boring shitttt.
Aren't you one of those fvckers coming for my head when I dropped some spoiler on HOTD ..

If that was you, you must be crazy in the head for dropping this even though SPOILERS mean nothing to me ...


Btw, how did butcher kill neuman before she could have popped his head ..


angry
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DeeScan: 2:26pm On Jul 18
Segun2222:
she never rode them they tried to eat her severally all they did was fly because she had no dragonpits like the old days
I'm pretty sure i saw a scene in which those dragons were fighting alongside those two
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DeeScan: 12:49pm On Jul 18
Segun2222:
i just noticed she only rode drogon remembered when she had to chain down the other two beacuse she couldn't control them
but this e two literally followed drogon anywhere it went.. maybe she couldn't control it at the early stage but those dragon eventually heeded to her beck and calls
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by DeeScan: 12:40pm On Jul 18
TheSuperNerd:
I agree to a good extent. I know the guy, Samm Audu. We follow each other on twitter/X and his site is better and more news relevant than OGN, ANS and the likes. Not all perfect though but a lot better.

his sport news doesn't go global .. it's just based on Nigeria ...


I thought I could make it my only sport news outlet after seeing you guys review here .. Tell the owners to Include news from outside of Nigeria too .. maybe then I'd be a fan .

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2023, 2025 And 2026 World Cup by DeeScan: 12:25pm On Jul 18
Hanibal:


You've just emphasized my point, anyone who has contrary opinion "farts from their mouths" and should be cancelled.

We should all go in one direction, speak the same, think the same... I repeat, if my child ends up playing for England tomorrow, and someone starts singing about his being originally from Nigeria while his passport says "English" ... Ffs, that's the fact!
Does he want to deny his heritage? undecided
Did Mbappe not sleep with a trans person? lipsrsealed

So much for live and let live... When you try so much to control how I think and what I say undecided
would you not find it offensive if someone mocks you with your woes ...


Not to think of turning it to a music ..

Mbappe slept with a trans, that is past and forgotten.. why are they mocking him with it nw ..
Food / Re: This Is How I Prepared My Caterpillar Delicacy (video/pic) by DeeScan: 10:34am On Jul 18
I wouldn't take a bite for 5million

angry
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DeeScan: 10:15am On Jul 18
Segun2222:
lol did watch the season 1 if you did you'd know you cant tame or bond with another dragon unless the one you currently ride dies
okay.. if that were true, how did daenarhys bond with three different dragons
Foreign Affairs / Re: Female Secret Service Agent Hiding Behind Trump by DeeScan: 6:33am On Jul 18
mysticwarrior:
because women are cunny and could easily outfox a man, and a single woman is more likely to bring down a single force which an army of a thousand men could not.
wrong .. they train as snipers cause they need to/ want to avoid being at the forefront of a battle .. They'd rather coil up in some supposed concealed position and be taking shots at the enemies..
Romance / Re: Are Nairalanders Getting Married To Each Other? by DeeScan: 8:39pm On Jul 17
God1000:
Nairaland.com is a social media platform just like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Pinterest, YouTube etc. A place where people interact, brainstorm and share ideas on several issues, though it's somehow a faceless forum due to the fact that people prefer being anonymous, you hardly know who you are arguing with.

But beyond the aforementioned, I've not come across any marital testimony from folks here, are nairaland females doing shakara by proving hard to get or the male folks here are not doing the needful?
Do you know any couple that got married through this platform? Are you currently dating a nairalander? Please share your story with us.

there have been a couple of them


E. G lirusehn, maynation and some few others. ...

.they do get married to each other on here ..
Romance / Re: What Have You Benefited From Nairaland So Far? by DeeScan: 8:35pm On Jul 17
I guess just cruise, news and information ..

Just like other guy .. I usually to check if a need is true and confirmed..

I'm not big on watching TV news but thanks to nairaland I'm finding myself catching up on news unnecessarily..


Been visiting since 2016 though..
Romance / Re: What Have You Benefited From Nairaland So Far? by DeeScan: 8:28pm On Jul 17
Sapasenator:
I found and married my two wives on NL. Still in negotiations with the third also found her on NL.

NL has been a blessing to my family.
cap
Romance / Re: I Swear Women Are Funny Creatures by DeeScan: 8:26pm On Jul 17
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Guy,that's how they're wired...

Leave banny matter for once and focus on your grind,cuz no matter how you go talk reach from today till tomorrow,na still 2 seconds an average banny go take still get sense pass goat lipsrsealed


Good Lord!!!


Women don suffer 😭😭😭
Romance / Re: I Swear Women Are Funny Creatures by DeeScan: 8:25pm On Jul 17
BeyondCertainty:
Lol.

The feminine nature always want to be filled with love and if the bliss of real love isn't forthcoming, chocolate and ice cream or a good romantic drama like the aforementioned will do.

Whilst, the masculine nature always want to feel the bliss of a life lived at the edge, if he doesn't have the balls to do it himself, he would rather watch it on TV. The reason why most males watch football and action movies.
you never see woman wey watch action film pass man . It'd even be good for you to know that some men prefer romantic movies to action movies..

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan Students Protest Against 10-Hour Electricity, Tuition Hikes by DeeScan: 8:21pm On Jul 17
Ballzproblem2:
police should use live ammunition and scatter them,when they voted their brother in power with tribalism in their heart they thought they were doing Igbos,shoot them back to their hostels.
would you shut up bloody tribalist ..

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Education / Re: Have You Seen Stone Grown Before? (pix) by DeeScan: 8:18pm On Jul 17
Anguldi:
It's true, trovants do actually grown 💯
shut up fvck face.. take down that poo picture you uploaded..

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DeeScan: 8:15pm On Jul 17
abduleez1:


Judging by the trailer I know I'll enjoy it. It's my time and schedule be problem.
Good luck then .. As for me, I could only do two episodes before I have gave up.
Food / Re: Asian Man Critically Analyses Egusi Soup by DeeScan: 8:02pm On Jul 17
Anguldi:
Egusi be like Baby shit/poo soup tongue



Myndd44
NLfpmod ..
Dominque


He deserves a lengthy one ..

What's the meaning of this ☹️☹️ .. just when I was enjoying my fried rice and jollof combo mixed with spaghetti and bean and some fried fish ...


No ooo, .. he deserves a lengthy one..

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by DeeScan: 7:49pm On Jul 17
oyaskii:
Maybe i might be the worst vampire movie or show fan, but i am deep into S2, and it's just been 2 Homos and a girl in a Ménage à trois run for who gets the most attention from each other, and a journo documenting it all. with some blood spilling on the side, nothing out of the ordinary imo👀👀.

Probably the hype on here oversold it, or maybe i might not be there target audience, but i feel zero urge to even complete S2, and that says alot 😩.
Now i feel urge not to see it .. 🥴.. Since it's an actual docu series, I'm not seeing .. I'm not a big fan of docu series...

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