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Romance / Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by Delsu123: 12:36pm On Mar 10, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
Nna... One chilled beer for u
Phones / Re: Glo Card For Sale by Delsu123: 12:28pm On Mar 10, 2019
Ifeanyi4491:
600
I can sell 1000naira card to u for 500naira only... but it a transfer card....Quote me if u are interested
Business / Re: Buy Data From Me..1gb For 350..3.5GB For 1000 by Delsu123: 1:09pm On Mar 09, 2019
locust:

I need 1GB
WhatsApp me sir
Health / Re: Boy Ran Mad In Delta State After Father Places A Curse On Him by Delsu123: 12:27pm On Mar 09, 2019
dominique , Sissy3 take this to the promise land
Health / Boy Ran Mad In Delta State After Father Places A Curse On Him by Delsu123: 12:24pm On Mar 09, 2019
This is a footage of Clement that ran made today in Agbarho, Delta State.

The parents later came and showed no remorse to this. They even claimed he was pretending. Later, we found out that he had problem with the family member.

When he started this morning, he was shouting "Make them leave me alone. My family, wetin i do them. Why them they worry my life." A woman that knew her came, cried and told the people around that the family hated him so much. Before they took him away, he was paralysed on the ground and they had to drag him away with sores on his leg.What could have led to this ?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stNyzLif7KU
Business / Buy Data From Me..1gb For 350..3.5GB For 1000 by Delsu123: 11:18am On Mar 09, 2019
Hello everyone i have data, cheap and lasting data

1GB....350
3.5GB...1000

Others also included. Buy in bulk and get a good discount. Partners needed too..

Please call or WhatsApp Me on 0.9.0.2.1.4.2.9.6.5.6
Education / What Can I Invest On As A Student. by Delsu123: 12:32pm On Feb 23, 2019
Hello All

Am a student and i want to invest 100,000 naira into business. I need your advise even though the capital is small.

Thank you.

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