please can i get admission into the university of ghana with neco and how do i get their form

when is jamb closing for 2011/2012

please when is jamb 2011/2012 closing

a white man just arrived in nigeria and two warri boys has been targeting his bag of money,but dey no no say the white man grand papa na warri man.
so when the plane come land for niger, the two guys rushed to him and one of them took his bag because the white man was carrying two bags of which one of them contans nothing but just clothes while the other one was containing Us dollas, so the first guy took the bag containing clothes and say to the other guy
fogge you no go collcet that bag join me so that we go run? he kept on pressuring the guy, as the guy made an attempt to snatch the bag, the white man became angry and say "if you try that kain of thing for me eh i go shop your papa"

a woman was looking for her pant.the following was what happened
madam: Amaka where are you
Amaka: here am i
Madam: where is my pant
Amaka: i dont know, i dont were pant but buxer
Madam: Amina
Amina: Aunty
Madam: where is my red pant
Amina: i dont know and gaskiya mi i no dey put red pant say blue
Madam: Ekaete
Ekaete: ma
Madam: where is my pant
Ekaete: ah madam i no no and besides i no dey put pant,i swear, ifn you think say i dey lie, make you ask Oga he no well well

nice one

why e be say any nagetive thing de go say na ibo man, a beg i no like am, ibo de always dey responsible. una hear


ibo kwe nu

please we have to apply wisdom in this issue. moses in the old testament says
an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth, but Jesus said that we should love our enemies and if some body slaps you on your cheek turn the other one.
what is he saying the bible says that he has not come to destroy the law but to fulfill it. so my brethren in some cases we applied the law of moses becuase it is also God who gave the law.

love and beauty joke
cool men an dcontinue the chiiling and booling