abeg make i call bola tinubu maybe e fit tell fashola make e make me commissioner for money affairs

the rate at which nigerians here in SA commit crimes is alarming. There are many ghanaians, cameroonians, zimbabweans but u wil never hear them do crimes but talk of
1. Drug dealers, na nija full there
2. Recruiting south african gals for prostitutions, na nija dey thr
3. Fake passports,fake permits, identity, fraud, na nigerians dey do am
4. Credit card theft, fraud, its always nigerians

seriously its getting crazy here. Thats why they hate nigerians too much. Nobody will allow some crooks invade their land like nigerians do in south africa

i was in a gathering with the nigerian ambassador to SA and he lamented so much about how nigerians giv us bad names here and he suggested the nigerian government will support the south african authorities to deal ruthlessly with nigerians peddling hard drugs.

Having said that there are numerous nigerians here flying our countrys flag high in legitimate businesses, medicine, good morals etc

Atilku could have easily become president after obj and so realise his lifelong dream of ruling Nigeria but for his political miscalculation by openly fighting obj while obj was in power. Perhaps he never read Robert Greenes 48 laws of power or he choosed to ignore the book's advice as the 1st law in the book says ''never outshine the master.''

A wise person would have dicreetly and secretly mobilised efforts to truncate obasanjos excesses while in power but he decided to underestimate obasanjo political acumen and engage baba in an open fight. Ofcos no boss who is worth his salt will take that lightly. obasanjo thus came out gun blazzing and decided to finish him however way he can. And Atiku is still reaping the rewards up till today and it might be safe to say Atiku might never rule Nigeria.

Someone who read, memorised and practised the 48 laws of power is Jacob Zuma of SouthAfrica who found himself on the opposite divide to then SA president Thabo mbeki while Zuma was Vp. Zuma never openly fought with mbeki instead he remained a loyal member of the ANC despite all the persecutions he got from Mbeki but he tirelessly worked underground to gain control of the party and as soon as he did that he proceeded to pull the plug off the feet of Mbeki.  Mbeki was impeached while Zuma was Subsequently elected president.

Atiku on on the other hand went public calling OBj unprintable names and even foolishly left pdp and jumping into all political parties like a political prostitute.

This is a life lesson for us all. in whatever position you are never ever outshine your boss because if he survives your onslought he will come back in full force to finish you.

yes monthly payment is what obtains in developed countries but it wont work in nigeria because

1. in those societies people kno when they will get paid. u either get paid on the 15th or last work day of the month. it will never miss. that way you kno when u will pay your rent.
in nigeria this is not so as people are owed 4 to 5 months salaries. how do u expect such people to pay their monthly rents

2. there is no proper database for people. we dont have a proper way of identifying people and checking their records. if everyone has IDs you can go check them up and see if they have bad credit or payment record then you kno how to deal with such people

3. the legal system is weak, poor and corrupt so you cant prosecute people who default in paying their bills.

4. most landlords spent a lot of money to build their property in nigeria so d best way to get it back is to colect huge sums upfront for 2 or 3 yrs but in developed societies people rarely build their houses but buy it on mortgage and so can afford to collect monthly rents from tenants because they themselves are paying monthly installments for the bond so they use the rent from tenants to pay the bond

in developed countries you almost always go through agents to rent a flat. you will never meet the owner before, during or after you rent the flat. you have to deal with the agents who are well run, organised and, lawful and backed by the law.

its okay to heat according to the doctor

loooooool @ lerato
'he only entered my v,g,na half way'
lol. What was he looking for in your vag? How dd he manage to even enter halfway? Haba!
Before he even got to enter he must av kissed u, smooch your boobies, remove your clothes, finger u well well , and u go don wet like river niger before he attempted to enter your abuna.
Haba abegi u are the worst cheat of all.

i have cheated many times and i cant explain WHY I DO THAT.

THE thing is i have I HAVE NEVER BEEN CAUGHT BEFORE
1. I have dated 2sisters before and they never found out
2. i have slept with my gf's friend and she never found out.
3. i dated 2 colleagues at my work and till today they are so ignorant of it
4. i slept with 2 of my flat mates in school and they had no idea i was banging the 2of them same time
5. ok im not going to mention this one. its really awful.

i am not proud of these achievements but i cant explain why girls cant say no to me. all i need is to just ask and they will just give IT to me free of charge.

People are just taking the good pastor's statement at face value. i repeat again HE DIDNT SAY DONT VOTE FOR MUSLIMS HE SAID DONT VOTE FOR FANATICAL MUSLIMS WHO WILL TRY TO TURN THIS NATION to a sharia country and are biased towards developing only the north instead of the whole country just as he would say advice not to vote a christian who is tribalistic and a christian fanatic.

Obasanjo is a christian, a good one too, but he tried to distribute the national cake nationally unlike those good for nothing core north muslims who are blinded by religous sentimentalism and nepotism.

if abiola, a yoruba muslim, had been allowed to rule he would have ruled fairly and justly.

THAT'S ALL THE GOOD PASTOR WAS SAYING.

The good pastor is merely talking about core north muslims leaders like abacha, babangida, mohammed and buhari who were hell bent on promoting islamic fundamentalism and ideas in nigeria to the detriment of the whole country while christians looked the other way.

He is not talking about all Nigerian muslims as the yoruba muslims have clearly differing mentality from their corenorthern counterparts.

He DIDNT SAY DONT VOTE A MUSLIM HE SAID HE WOULD PREFER NOT TO ALLOW A CORE NORTH MUSLIM to rule the country because of therir antecedents and their islamic fanaticism

All those people saying doctors should not strike are talking NONSENSE.

Look i am a doctor and i live and work in south africa. before i came here in 2008 i was earning N60000 per month in
Nija but here in SA doctors are earning upto 1M naira per month and they keep increasing the salaries every now and then YET the doctors here keep going on strike for better pay because they are comparing themselves with doctors in Australia, UK , US .
thats why nija doctors are rushing to SA like no mans business.

Doctors all over the world are the highest paid professionals but in nija this is not the case because nigerians dont appreciate the importance of doctors. In SA we are treated as kings.
after paying you plenty money, they go even give you two bedroom house with gaurd,
pay your water and electricity bills.
your salaries and allowances are paid regularly without delay
haba these southafricans sabi treat doctors well well abeg.

all thanks to OBASANJO's EFCC AND ICPC our corruption index is much better.

ole ajibole

Posted by: comechop
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this will probably make front page.

And no, no one is surprised, no need for investigation.

Hope they keep on catching and shaming these thieves. Some day Nigerians will be on the news for something good.



lmao. no need for investgation

''NA WE DO AM''

Abeg wetin una do o ??

A village priest kept chickens so one day d cock went missing

So at d evening mass d priest asked 'WHO HAS A COCK? All d men got up
'No no' he said ' I MEAN WHO HAS SEEN A COCK' and all d women got up
' I MEAN WHO HAS SEEN A COCK THATS NOT THEIRS? And half of the women got up
Now gettin fed up ' ok then dont get me wrong. WHO HAS SEEN MY COCK? And all the nuns got up

With many cocks missing mayb this woman got hold of oyinbo cock .

Just to brighten your day.

A village priest kept chickens so one day d cock went missing

So at d evening mass d priest asked 'who has a cock? All d men got up
'No no' he said ' i mean who has seen a cock' and all d women got up
' i mean who has seen a cock thats not theirs? And half of the women got up
Now gettin fed up ' ok then dont get me wrong. Who has seen my cock? And all the nuns got up

With many cocks missing mayb this woman got hold of oyinbo cock .

Just to brighten your day.

MAADDAAAMUU!!! How far?

2:0
Hope yakubu is watching.
He needs to learn from these girls how to put the ball into an empty net.

U can try babagana for men. Classy perf. U only need just a little and the the smell lasts for ever.

9th july here

so OBOmo too loves obo.

PROBLEM IS NOT IWU.
ITS THE SYSTEM, CORRUPT POLITICIANS.
100 RIBADUS, EL RUFAIS, SOYINKAS, ANYAOKUS, OLISA AGBAKOBAS Cant perform well if the system remains the same and politicians dont change their ways. Enof said.

if u were not old enof or not yet born at that time then u would have no idea what we are talking about.

Wonderful song. U had no choice but to sing along. It captivates your faculties and mesmerises your your mind.
Simple yet great song. The good old days.

Wonder if ibb keyed into the dreams the song had for nija since he was head of state then.

alright, alright here is the right list, unbiased

Ibb
James ibori
Tinubu
Akingbola
Ibru
Orji uzo kalu
Tafa balogun
Bode george
Peter odili
Adolphos wabara

These are the most useless thiefing cunts that stole nigeria dry.

they even bring unqualified people from taiwan, thailand etc to come and pose as doctors and pay them fat salaries which they cant pay nigerian doctors.

Awon oloshi !!!!

this mimiko is the worst joker i have ever seen. In this day and age when many nigerian doctors are moving abroad because of peanut pay in nija this stupid governor would rather employ foreign doctors instead of indigenes and give them correct package to encourage them

Im sure its just a means to siphon ondo money into his pocket.

Source? Read sunday punch of 28th march.

me self get 24/7 electricity, constant water for the past 2yrs. But i live in south africa sha.

@ KECH, yARADUA spoke to bbc recently, did he sound like he doesnt know wats goin on? abeg all these stories about him being brain dead are all media fantancies.

How do u know its not yaradua giving turai instructions and d poor woman just dey follow like every woman would even if she doest dig d idea.

U cant just come and say everyone agrees he doesnt know wats going on just because u read something in the TRIBUNE. The media is known for their lengendary sensational journalism just to sell.

she has done NOTHING WRONG. All this is just a ceation of the media. She was only protecting her husband and family. Who amongst us will be in her shoes and expose her spouse to dangerous pple.

How do we even know if it was even yardua himslf that insisted on remaining in power against turai's wish? We cant always believe d media because for some unexplained reasons they have dexcided to paint her bad. Really sad.

MOST PEOPLE DONT THINK BEFORE COMING HERE TO TYPE RUBBISH.

How does spliting nija stop the killings in jos?

CAN ANYONE WHO IS SCREAMING SPLIT EXPLAIN THIS?

the economy has to get bigger first b4 the multiplier effect can reach the masses. And this wont be by magic. It will take some time as the economy get bigger and we sort out issues like electricty,road, health and education then will d effect get to the masses

People must remember that the economy being big doesnt translate immediately to good live for everybody as even countries like south africa with even bigger economies than nigeria's still have a very high poverty rate. I know because i live in SA.

What is important is for the govt to have d will power to want to improve on pples' lives.

GOOD!!! GOOD!!! GOOOOOOOOD NEWS!!!

Great opportunity to import 10 containers of pepper from south africa to nija. Abeg im living in SA anybody in nija who wants to do business with me and will be myy contact in nija should quickly get in touch with me so i can deliver the pepper to him and he will help me sell d pepper.
He or she must pay a deposit of N3million into my uba account before i deliver the pepper to nija.
If u are interested pls contact me for my bank details. Dont even border to call if u dont have money.