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Business To Business / Re: I Want To Buy Weavons And Attachements On Wholesale At Cheap Prices by Derushah(f): 1:03pm On Feb 17, 2020
Jinix I'm interested, I stay outside Lagos
Romance / Re: Is It So Impossible To Forgive A Girlfriend That Cheated? by Derushah(f): 9:12am On Dec 13, 2019
Woman you didn't do well at all.
It will be hard for him to forget.
He will even have thoughts like maybe he doesn't do it well that's why you gave it to someone else several times.
If you are taken back, don't imagine it again.



Though I am seeing a whole lot of faithful partners up here.
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need A Job by Derushah(f): 8:35am On Dec 01, 2019
Please i need a marketing job with a TV and Radio stations. I am a content market.

Please you can reach me with
09025834003
Thanks.
Art, Graphics & Video / Self Crush by Derushah(f): 7:01am On Feb 15, 2018
I MADE MYSELF A VALENTINE GIFT.
MADE WITH CARDBOARD PAPER.

Forum Games / Re: Great Riddles That Will Make You Think Outside The Box by Derushah(f): 5:38am On Feb 05, 2018
Explorers:
7.
None.
Banana don't grow on top coconut trees.
Fashion / Re: This Before And After Makeup Transformation Is Amazing! (photos) by Derushah(f): 10:06am On Nov 17, 2017
This is Fraud

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Romance / Re: She Broke My Heart Then But Now I Have Her Progress At My Reach by Derushah(f): 5:27pm On Nov 16, 2017
One door closes another one opens.
Romance / Re: Ladies Do You Step In Or Let Him Handle It Himself? by Derushah(f): 5:20pm On Nov 16, 2017
Especially if your girlfriend is the quiet, obedient and submissive type, she will be like "thank God he has found a tough woman ". He thinks it's me that he will be pushing around.
Romance / Re: Man Calls Out Ex-Girlfriend On Facebook For Dumping Him After 5 Years by Derushah(f): 4:45pm On Nov 16, 2017
The deceit is both ways
Guys do same to ladies too.
It's only unfortunate he was open and truthfully

I was once in this though for 3 Years, I felt bad cause not even a goodbye. I had to put myself together and asked myself what i did wrong to deserve this. Sure there must be something wrong, not in all cases though.
Romance / Re: Question: What Part Of The Human Organ Never Rest? by Derushah(f): 6:04am On Nov 07, 2017
No organ takes a complete rest especially your brain and your heart. In the sense that your brain can't function without your heart and vice versa.
The brain (medulla oblongata)controls the beating action of the heart (systole and diastole) which results into the pumping of blood.
The heart also pumps blood to the brain in order to function because the blood carries oxygen,food nutrient,etc to enable great performance.
Facts: The brain is more active when you are asleep . The brain controls every action in the body,muscles,processes and other organs in the body.
Therefore if the brain doesn't rest then no organ rests as well.

You can be alive if your heart stops functioning, but your brain no way.
Romance / Re: Men Beware, Your Wife Can Kill You If She Is Cheating On You by Derushah(f): 5:41am On Nov 05, 2017
And seriously, why are women always at the receiving end when their husbands cheat? People will always find a way to exonerate the man and blame the woman. A man cheats and they'll say it's because she let herself go and she wasn't looking good enough for him.
But when a woman cheats, she's a LovePeddler, a home destroyer that has no respect for her marriage or family, a disgrace, an abomination. They'll never attribute it to the man's pot belly or his lack of abs. Or don't they think that women like good things too? Don't they know that we also want a man that's fit and takes care of himself too? We also love rock hard abs, muscled arms, and a taut, flat stomach and also a man that puts effort into looking and smelling good and the moment you give these features up for fat, flabs and body odour, don't complain if a woman looks elsewhere to satisfy her herself

I FULLY SUPPORT POLYANDRY TOO.
You think ladies don't go through temptation?

It's mine, I will recharge it as i like.
It's yours pluck it anywhere.

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Family / Re: Should I Expose My Wife's EX? by Derushah(f): 2:51am On Oct 08, 2017
Most married men start the cheating process first, when your wife wanna join you it hurts, right?

Don't start what you can't finish. what are you hiding in your phone, give her reasons to trust you and see her come back to you.

It should have been someone else not her ex.
She has something in her sleeves.

Divorce isn't the solution
Family / Re: Should I Expose My Wife's EX? by Derushah(f): 2:46am On Oct 08, 2017
Mansions:
I wonder the kind of mumu that will enter into my girlfriend or wife head that would make her tell me she has gone out to fvvkk a dickk bigger than mine and later call it a joke. I swear I will make her cry bitterly ,I will make her cry for six months then she learn her leason. Seems you are too soft with her . I will first lock her shop and withdraw any financial support she gets from me. Then she will know I'm not in for any kind of joke
And what if she gets all the money from the so called guy she had an affair with? seizing her money won't solve anything
Family / Re: Should I Expose My Wife's EX? by Derushah(f): 2:36am On Oct 08, 2017
rogovo20:


Thats why I tried to interrogate her to know if they saw each other, she said they never did, theres no how to know that, only Jah does. But the only thing that gave me a feeling they saw each other was the ring she pulled, her version of the reason why she pulled it sounds RED FLAG to me. In modern days now, some men and women who cheat always remove their ring aside.

Removing her ring means nothing, besides the ex already knows she is married
Fashion / Re: Model Shares Horrifying Photos Of Her Damaged Eye After Getting Eyeball Tattoo by Derushah(f): 8:01am On Oct 05, 2017
some pictures shows left eye some shows right eye there is a mixup somewhere
Romance / Re: Pet Names And Phrases Guys Use On Girls And Girls Totally Detest by Derushah(f): 5:25am On Sep 16, 2017
dohyn:
This jst shows dat ladies dnt knw wot they want!!!they hate it if u call them by those names,if u dnt,u aint romantic.seems,I'll jst stick 2 ur given names.so,it's iyabo,risi,sukura,chinwe 4 me,
Stick to our real names, you are finished.
Don't give us a pet name, you are completely finished.

That's why communication is important. Talk it out with her, make a suggestion for pet names then she will accept or decline.
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Lady Or Guy Who Already Has A Child? by Derushah(f): 7:06am On Sep 15, 2017
Guys that are saying never. Have you taught of if you didn't give her money to abort the pregnancy or if it was so difficult for the abortion to be successful?


Ladies that are saying never. Have you taught of if you didn't accept to abort the pregnancy for fear of death etc or if it was difficult for the abortion to be successful?


Many people had once been pregnant or got someone pregnant. Now where is the child?

May God not give you a baby mama or baby papa as a partner as He gave Hosea a harlot as wife. It is then you will know that God's plan for us are good and not of evil.


God bring that man you have destined to be my husband even if he has 3 kids already. Your plans for me are perfect.

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Romance / Re: How Can I Get My Man To Do The "Door Knocking"? by Derushah(f): 6:26am On Sep 15, 2017
soberdrunk:
My dear i am going to be blunt and honest with you, dont listen to all these 'aunty feminists' screaming 'give him deadline', that is what put you in this situation in the first place because no man likes to be pressured to do anything, especially 'marriage'. '6 years' is a long time to throw away and it is obvious you truly love him so read the following tips very carefully and follow them if you want to marry this year. Normally i will have charged you one crate of gulder for advice but am feeling generous----


1) kill the topic--- Dont mention anything about marriage again, dont even think of giving him deadline beacause even if it works it might still come up later in the marriage how you pressured him into marriage and whenever you guys have issues you will always hear it.

2)Operation become unavailable!!-- It is no secret that absence makes the heart grow fonder so you have to reduce the time you spend with him, let him crave you more. Let him realize how much he needs you, it is not everytime he dials ur number you will deliver like dominos pizza

3)Competition---- It is time you create competition whether 'imaginary' or 'real', show him that your 'market is selling' and that he has to fight to keep you. We men tend to take women for granted when we realize that there is no competition. Let him no there are options and he is expendable.

4) Go spiritual--- whatever way you worship, you need to talk to the higher force about it


If you do all these any he doesnt marry you in the next 6months-1 year then there is more to the situation than the ordinary eyes can see.... angry



Best comment / advice ever.
Nairaland / General / Incubators by Derushah(f): 11:06am On Aug 18, 2017
God designed the female to be an incubator, her whole body is incubation.
An incubator is something that multiplies and gives life to everything.

If you give a woman a word, she gives you a sentence back.
If you give her a sentence, you get a paragraph.
If you give her a paragraph, you gonna get yourself a book.
If you give a woman one sperm, she gonna give it life, multiply it and give you a baby.
You give her a house, she makes it beautiful by multiplying it and gives you a home.
You give her groceries in the bag, she gives you a meal.
You give her frustration, she multiplies it and gives you hell.
A woman can receive information, expands it and gives it back to you.
A female never keeps anything because incubators do not keep anything.
They may hold it for a while, she may be patient for 20 years (incubating) surely you will eventually get it back, it would never come back the way you gave it, it comes back multiplied.

MEN: The lady you are treating like trash, thinking she is humble and patient, is only on her incubation period. That's why most men would say my wife changed 6 years after marriage ( What you gave her to incubate took 6 years to mature), it's better you don't hurt your woman ( through words or deeds) so she would have nothing to incubate.

WOMEN: We should guard what we see, hear and feel because they reciprocate what we incubate, multiply, give, do and say.

Women incubates everything
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Is Mad At Me by Derushah(f): 8:39am On Aug 09, 2017
If she came here lying, you all would have said they want to hear from the guy. Now that you spoke the truth, people are insulting you.

Guys don't like being tested, yet they go around testing ladies, what goes around comes around.
I will test you, if you opt out, your problem.


That's why most guys will prefer pretenders.



Babe you didn't do the right thing.
but if you beg him too much him go use your head soon, knowing you can't do without him.

Just try apologising don't do it over
Romance / Re: Man Invites 'Girl' Who Turns Out To Be A Guy & He Raises Alarm On Facebook by Derushah(f): 12:35pm On Jul 22, 2017
fran6co:
grin wat is happening sef. asin na so the economy bad reach weh person go hussle reach that angle.

Na wa for naija.

NCAN MEMBERS PLS RETREAT
lol
Romance / Re: Breakup After Being In A Relationship For 4 Years by Derushah(f): 4:14am On Jun 27, 2017
Some would be fast to say "forget about her and move on ". Do you think it's that easy?

We haven't heard from the girl?


Deal with mature minds. Set out time to analyze the situation, think of what you've done to her in the course of your friendship.

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Romance / Re: Breakup After Being In A Relationship For 4 Years by Derushah(f): 3:57am On Jun 27, 2017
bonnyhope:
why would ur gf denies u sex when she is not a virgin, if she is a virgn i will be patient wit her till d d-day
but i dont tink any rite tinkin guy will allow dat. what is d justificatn for not submitin d stuf.

She is a secondary virgin.
Health / Re: High Blood Pressure & Women's Sex Life - Expert Advises by Derushah(f): 8:37pm On May 13, 2017
luminouz:

So u think its d penis size n not d skills??
N if he is so awesome...why d fvck is he ur ex
So good sex skills will make you live continually with a monster? Abeg others can do it same as he or even better.
Celebrities / Re: Ladies: Which Of These Nollywood Actor Is Your Most Handsome Dude? by Derushah(f): 5:36am On Apr 23, 2017
2, 3 & 9
Crime / Re: Lady Pours Acid On Her Ex-Boyfriend In Akwa Ibom For Dumping Her (Pics) by Derushah(f): 5:08am On Apr 23, 2017
2dream:
Hmmm
total wickedness from the pit of hell,
so hrtless akwaibomite girls


this is one of the reasons i hv vow never to hv anythin do with any akwaibomite,

they re just too troublesome,arrogant and wicked,


they re only good in two things,
1. How to cook
2, and how to satisfy someone at the other room
I never realized that this hasn't happened in other states until you said so.
Romance / Re: What His Girlfriend Sent When He Asked For Nudes by Derushah(f): 4:46am On Apr 23, 2017
faith551:
Why will a guy ask his girlfriend for nudes?
I wonder
Crime / Re: Two Ladies Attempt To Rape A Man In South Africa (Photos, Video) by Derushah(f): 2:07am On Oct 22, 2016
This is bad.
They should be given the same punishment if if were to be a man.
They should be jailed.
Haba


Can't they use candle, cucumber and banana again? Or better still do it among themselves?
Romance / Re: Shameful Habits Ladies Possess That Will Make Their Boyfriend Dump Them by Derushah(f): 1:24am On Oct 22, 2016
A guy will dump a girl because she cheats yet guys campaign for side chick.
Do unto others what you wish others to do unto you.
NO 3 no make sense
Religion / Re: T.B Joshua Returns Elderly Woman’s Half-a- Million Naira Tithe by Derushah(f): 10:45pm On Jul 05, 2015
There was a widow recorded in the bible who gave everything she had, why didn't Jesus return the woman's offering to her with the excuse of being a widow? Instead He used her as an example to others.
Tithe paying is commanded by God. He has deprived her of the blessing that accompanies tithe. He would have collected the TITHE ,blessed her and then dash her half a million naira as a gift, he has been helping so many people. Not refusing her tithe. Her widowhood isn't an excuse to deprive her of her blessing.
Education / Re: What Kind Of Activities Can One Involve In To Increase One's IQ by Derushah(f): 10:43am On Apr 30, 2015
Men too r IQ drainer

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Education / Re: ASUP Suspends 10 Month Old Strike? by Derushah(f): 4:27pm On Jul 12, 2014
[color=#770077][/color] What about that of COEASU?

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