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Phones / Re: Please Help. My Samsung S8 Went Off Just Like That While Using It by DesignAssasin(m): 11:57am On Jun 20, 2020
Possiblegee:
Buy original phones like iPhones you guys won’t listen be carrying china up and down now see your life

Is it necessary for you to talk? The OP is looking for solution, if you can't be of help, just look away.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Fallen In Love With A Married Man Or Woman? Come And Share Your St by DesignAssasin(m): 11:53am On Jun 20, 2020
Nooil:
I've never dated a married man knowingly. Why? I feel it's wrong. But have I fallen in love with someone taken? Yes, twice.

The first one was after secondary school. I attended this preparatory class for University, and that's where I saw him.

This man was nothing like men I'll crush on a normal day. In secondary school, I had crushed only on tall fair guys. But this guy was dark (not too dark) and average height. Why did I fall in love?

The way he taught literature made me imagine him reading the poem, "To His Coy Mistress" to just me. I never missed his class.

I managed to get his number, and I started calling him. I'll call, and immediately he says hello, I'll cut. His voice was like my daily dose of sanity. When he calls back, I won't pick.

There was one time a popular musician died, I called him and said, "so so person is dead." Then I cut the call. Thinking back, I realized I was a freak!

One day he gave us an assignment to write two poems. I put my soul into those poems.

The day he finally asked for the poems, I was the only one who wrote them. I finally got his attention. He was just shouting wow wow wow, like an ambulance after reading the poems.

Then we got talking. I let him know I was the one who has been calling him. He was shocked. "So, it was you." He said. He was speechless. Anyway, that was the last day of the lesson, so that's where the story ended. I got the attention I wanted.

Second

The other man was a military officer that had given me a lift in the barracks. He was somehow young too. Got married the previous year. He later called, told his marital status, and asked if I could be his mistress.

I told him outrightly that I don't have the calling to be a mistress. He sounded disappointed and cut the call. Then he called back again, and said, "At least we can be friends." I said no problem.

If you've ever had a Leo male as a friend, you'll know these guys don't sit down one place. They like hanging out, and they must drink and smoke. This one doesn't smoke.

I liked hanging out with him, he was funny. We would talk and gist about everything. And then I got to drink different wine, Bailey, and Smirnoff. I'll never outdo myself.

Now being a military man, a Group Captain at that time, he had this air of superiority. But being the kind of person I was who will look anyone eyeball to eyeball when talking, I was never intimidated, and he liked me for it. You see, his wife was faraway and he needed company.

He invited me to his house one day. When I got there, I saw him outside his house talking with a postman.

He wore a singlet and joggers, exposing his muscles. He was tall, fair, had muscle, both on the arms and legs ( not like all these boys that will gym only their upper region and their legs will be looking like toothpicks). In my mind, I said his wife is lucky o.

He served me watermelon and red wine. I finished eating. I asked where his kitchen was, and he pointed it. I dropped the plates in the sink and came back.

After gisting, he dropped me home as usual. I noticed he didn't call for a day. He always called to check on me. I called him, he wasn't picking. Called him continuously, no response. Ok o. Then after a week, he finally called, asked me to come over. I did.

When I got to the house, he took me to the kitchen and asked, "So you came the last time, I served you, and you went and dropped the plates for me to wash, knowing that I don't have a woman in the house." That's when I realized my fvck up. "I'm sorry, " I said, "It completely skipped my mind".

He was like no problem, "Just pointing it out to you because someone else might not." And then, he wanted to assume that the solemn position of someone who just gave advice. I changed it for him o.

With my hands akimbo, I asked, " So this is why you didn't call me? Like seriously? Something you would have just said and we'll sort out?"

He then turned his face away, smiling shyly. Wait... Is he shy? I asked myself. So this hard man can be shy? That moment melted my heart. He was like, leave me joor, and left to the sitting room.

We hang out a few more times. One time, he asked me, am I ugly, or is it I'm not your type. The next time, he called me a lesbian. I laughed loud and long. I get him though. How can he have all he had and I still maintained my stance?

He later got posted to Abuja and wanted me to visit him there. But nope, not possible. I can't take that risk abeg. I'm more comfortable in my environment.

But in all the time we hanged out, never for once did he behave inappropriately with me. Very respectful man.

My love was one of respect and admiration, not lustful feelings.

Have you ever fallen in love with a married man or woman? Let's hear your stories.


I believe your story as per the military man...back then when I was in Abuja, there was one military man who toasted my wife and he was turned down, at the end of the we became family friends, himself and his wife. We found out that he was a colonel. He was very down to earth and so supportive.

If you have the good ones as friends, you're lucky.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Adedamola Adewale "Adeherself", 4 Others For Internet Fraud by DesignAssasin(m): 3:29am On Jun 17, 2020
Wahallahi.... serious deter-dent


chibu4u2:
Shes quite influtential on SM, followed by many top Nigerian entertainers.........this is gonna be a dent to her image.
Phones / Re: Beware Of Whatsapp Plus”, A Fake Malicious App That Steals Personal Data by DesignAssasin(m): 11:44am On Jun 16, 2020
@Op, thanks for the info though.

But what about some online loan app that also collects your info like BVN number and some other vital info about you and yet your application would still be denied.
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S8+ by DesignAssasin(m): 11:35am On Jun 16, 2020
Sorry OP, but this is what we called mobile phone abuse.... You could have protected the screen and the body...and that will attract a good sell.

Am a Samsung lover and user...but this so+ photos made my heart bleed.
Religion / Re: Why Has Pre-marital Sex Become A Norm In Our Society Today? by DesignAssasin(m): 1:44pm On May 23, 2020
Rich4god:
To me, a chunk of the blame goes to religious organizations another goes to social media exposure.

These days, in a bid to garner members and make more money, pastors/priest hardly preach against sexual immoralities. Church members involve in sex openly these days, funny thing is, even head of groups in churches are fully aware, but no one condemns it.

Then on the other hand, exposure to internet have given young people information that they won't be privy to at that young age. This info have exposed and corrupted their mind right from an early age.

These days, if you are above 25 and you are still a virgin, people look at you awkwardly as if you are not a human being.

I still advocate for people to remain a virgin till marriage.



Devil virgin advocate, wa sere!

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Phones / Re: How Do I Know An Original Fast Charger by DesignAssasin(m): 11:43am On May 10, 2020
OP...if you have enough money...would suggest you should go get Anker charger.
Romance / Re: HELP: She Is Searching For Penile Enlargement Pills Online by DesignAssasin(m): 11:50pm On May 03, 2020
Please check Surukanaturegits on IG, they might have what you're looking for.

Best of luck.

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Romance / Re: Curvaceous Lady Attached With Gigantic Boobs & ASS Goes Viral As She Flaunt Them by DesignAssasin(m): 11:46pm On May 03, 2020
doctore212:
Guy, see English. Attached with gigantic grin


Is it not gigantical?
Romance / Re: Curvaceous Lady Attached With Gigantic Boobs & ASS Goes Viral As She Flaunt Them by DesignAssasin(m): 11:45pm On May 03, 2020
Mbataku96:
Notice! The Left boob is bigger than the other.


Saw that too... grin grin, thought it was my sight.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Just In:lagos State Governor Babajide Sanwo-olu Update Lagosians On New Lockdow by DesignAssasin(m): 11:34pm On May 03, 2020
Weldone your excellency, but please your IT department should change that iMac keyboard to wireless.
Phones / Re: Samsung S20 Ultra - Best Smartphone I Have Ever Used! by DesignAssasin(m): 3:03pm On Apr 25, 2020
StrikeBack:
This is not about bitterness.

Three years from now, this phone would be outdated.

Bro, you can't say that. Take samsung Note 8 for instance, it came out 3 years ago and till date, it's still one of the best phone with amazing display and performance. even some of today's phone can't compete with it. If you don't believe me, just check Google for comparison.

My piece.
Politics / Re: Lati Raheem Is Dead! Tinubu's ‘Most Trusted’ Aide Dies After A Brief Illness by DesignAssasin(m): 4:53pm On Apr 24, 2020
Racoon:
shocked One here one there! Coronavirus what game are you playing

Na draft game e dey play.

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Phones / Re: Samsung A71 Or Samsung S10e? Which Should I Go For? by DesignAssasin(m): 4:44pm On Apr 24, 2020
Deicide:
S series are Flagship phones A series are Mid range phones


That's just it....note and S series are flagship, while the rest are mid-range phones.
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by DesignAssasin(m): 1:16pm On Apr 23, 2020
daewoorazer:
grin

It is called Neisseria gonorrhoeae.

Gonooooooooooorrhea is my out of lab suggestion

It could however be another infection...my advice is go run full STD test; and after a month, go for HIV

He who eats and leave crumbs on the floor must surely anticipate the visit of the ants.

Next time you don’t lamba random thots rawwwwww



The guy is otunba lamba.���

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Family / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Seen In Someone Else House? by DesignAssasin(m): 7:16pm On Apr 17, 2020
megareal:
I went to a Senior friend's house because I needed him to sign a document for me. The wife told me he travelled. I replied that he gave me the appointment to bring the document that day. She asked me to follow her. We entered a dark room that was like a temple (I already knew he dabbled in the occult). There I saw the man lying down dead like. The wife asked me to drop the document on his table and wait. I did, a few moments after she asked me to pick it up. I picked up the signed document with the necessary recommendation I needed in the man's handwriting.

Truly, I wasn't surprised because these eyes of mine have seen some unusual things in these my few years on earth. I was only surprised that the woman chose to trust me to see that. I still wonder why till date.

Ps
The following week I went to see him to thank him, he also acted like it was nothing. Told me he attends such meetings once a month for three days in a certain country. I told him I was grateful he took time out to help me. And he said for me he would do anything. I still wonder why I was so special.


You are a real G...and the man and his wife actually saw that in you.

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Politics / Re: Lockdown: PDP Says Buhari’s Speech Was Disappointing by DesignAssasin(m): 6:09am On Apr 14, 2020
Please can't he wear black cap?
Romance / Re: I Saw Pregnancy Test Result In My "Virgin" Girlfriend's Handbag by DesignAssasin(m): 11:07pm On Apr 05, 2020
Omo, I fainted ni sha!! You mean a lady can be impregnated through bluetooth...yeepa
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Latest flyer design by DesignAssasin(m): 10:52pm On Apr 02, 2020
Don't worry ...you shall get there...but make sure you practise a lot
Crime / Re: Robber Caught In The Act At Adealu Bus Stop In Lagos (Photos) by DesignAssasin(m): 9:49am On Jun 28, 2019
Ile mo ba e......Please give him what he deserves.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: NEED A PROFESSIONAL GRAPHICS DESIGNER?... COME IN HERE!!!! by DesignAssasin(m): 9:38am On Jun 28, 2019
herbaylove:
Magazine design by Herbay

I noticed that your text always extend to the edge of your design..
always try to avoid that in case of trimming...because it can make you pay something you bargain for.
Family / Re: Big Couple Excited For This Big Fish They Bought (Photos) by DesignAssasin(m): 10:01pm On Feb 23, 2017
uzobaby:
Enjoy , but is that why she forgot to put on bra?

Those guys are just looking at her feet
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Visits Murtala Muhammed Airport (Photos) by DesignAssasin(m): 9:52pm On Feb 23, 2017
Xcelinteriors:
That first pic is funny

Osibanjo: what is your name
The lady: my name sir, you mean my name sir
Osibanjo: yes your name
The lady: Ha! Mogbe, moti gbagbe oruko mi sha

Believe me, she was peeing in her trouser at that moment.
Politics / Re: Historical Nigeria: A Rare Look Into The Past In Fascinating Photos. by DesignAssasin(m): 9:33pm On Feb 23, 2017
Explorers:
Lagos public tap , 1956.

Just wondering where this lady is right now.

What a Memory lane

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Politics / Re: Historical Nigeria: A Rare Look Into The Past In Fascinating Photos. by DesignAssasin(m): 9:27pm On Feb 23, 2017
ichommy:



Chai , Where u see am? D tin dey make sense with Garrison den. cheesy

Just be careful so that you won't eat ekurubebe

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Celebrities / Re: Freeze Reacts To Adeboye's "I Was Richer Than RCCG As A Lecturer" Comment by DesignAssasin(m): 10:14pm On Feb 20, 2017
This guy is Anti-Pastors
Car Talk / Re: Ored BMW 760li : The Official "Beast" Car Of Lagos State Governor by DesignAssasin(m): 11:26am On Feb 20, 2017
olaolulazio:
Can the car take one to God?

Yes it is can, if you crash it
Car Talk / Re: Ored BMW 760li : The Official "Beast" Car Of Lagos State Governor by DesignAssasin(m): 11:25am On Feb 20, 2017
Yes it can, if you crash it
Jokes Etc / Re: Yahoo Masquerade Spotted At Lagos Cyber Cafe Seriously Chatting With Maga by DesignAssasin(m): 10:40am On Feb 20, 2017
They port madness with madness

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