julietkcee:
CRIMINAL

jamarifox:


Hmm. Who got the time for all dat?
Asking dudes for babes number, that's some High school shii

I'd ask for her house address and pay surprise visit instead

HeWrites:




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I saw your number in my dream

MaestroID:





Now You Making Sense...... Leave make she dy form

MRSoftapples:
Using same old year 2000 slangs on a lady,, who still falls for such chidish reply.. I believe another sensible guy will chat up with her and probably bang her if possible in less than a month... The guy is just old sch..

funmisticqueen:
Yeah, he's definitely gay. Now you know what it feels like when men think they are toasting a girl

sekxy:
yeah i have dumped one before

kimbraa:
It puts me on top of my game. I hurt less 'cause I chose to end it, they always come begging when they feel you've moved on.

Best strategy ever.

Explorers:
A man lives on a 10th floor of some building. Every morning he takes the elevator to the ground floor to go shopping for groceries.

When he comes back, he takes the elevator to the 7th floor and continues by stairs to reach his apartment on the 10th floor.

Why?
May be the elevator stops at the 7th floor..

chuckie17:
I think ur pastor should know abt this, maybe she might 've don sumtin to u spiritually. Go check ur self o

Khutie:
•••My dear imperial leather soap...

Requiem18:
But it wasn't mentioned in the Bible. Normal human beings need sexual relief every now and then. Plus asking someone to whether or not they can read their Bible while masturbating is plain stupid. Can you have sex with your wife while reading a Bible