ujchief: From what i saw, Gatlin finished 1st and tyson Gay finished 2nd! Those two jamaican guys smoked some strange jamaican weed which is stil invicible to drug detectors! How can a normal human being finish 100 metres in 9.63 seconds? Thats like 10 metres in less than a second! Habbaa!

no be winch sha...

175: bolt my church member has won

for where! Lmao.... If i here!

gbosaa: The second girl from the left in the first pics cld easily get the role of babalowo in nollywood juju movie.what was she thinking.whoever smeared her with such horrible shaman pigment shld be jailed.shes got very elastic lips too.the corners of her mouth seem to be touching the both ears..pretty girl though

lmao!!! U sooooo mean!!!

Azidogen2: All of them na AsHAWOO THEM BE. Rubbish!!!!!

i would love to bliv u not a stereotype

LAX89:

I get the humor, thats fine! But It's this mind set and the promotion of it and likes, that is largely responsible for the high level of divorce and single parenthood that pervades our society today, sadly!

wow! See grammar!

wellmax:

Teacher no teach me nonsence!
...And trash was spelled splet wrong. Olodo[s][/s]

well, its SPELT. *rolling eyes*

Solomonadejo: Come to ma Area(Damaturu;Yobe state)....... Lizards re very rare!why?? The most common meal here is Bread n Toased Lizard Kebab!!

ma dayz!!! For real?

bluejeff: Not as interesting as a male chasing a female, eventually catches her after so much resistance, and then mounts her. Usually gives me an ere.ction.

don't be a pervert... Yak!

jamil!:
Nothing a person can't see on NL

*gbagaun*

@Poster...
I used to be like you... My experience was worst. I was abused, used, cheated upon and finally, dumped!
Vowed never to fall into the web of love again.
Wanted to hurt every man, played games, broke gentle hearts, But i did fall again, It was a serious battle btw myself n Mr. Cupid, but i lost dat fight. Today im d happiest gurl alive.
So, just give it time, don't stress it, Love will find you.

sexkillz: You cannot change the past, but you can as hell influence the future. In solving your predicament, you have to break up with your current boyfriend, cos believe me, you are never ever going to love him. Why is because he came into your life when you were looking for succour, looking for comfort. At a time when you were desperately trying to forget the former. You were so shrouded in denial or whatever it is, that you really did not have time to study this current guy to see if he is who you really want. And that is why, even after 3 years, you are still in square one! Not your fault, since it's natural for all emotionally heartbroken humans. You may like him and respect him, but love is what you need to finally heal the scars that were caused by your first love, and since this guy is not giving you the love you need, or should i say, the love he gives you is not enough to make you heal and whole again, pls leave him! For with him, you are taking one step forward, and two steps backward, and you and i know how catastrophic that would be to your ministry. . .

When you've done that, you have to completely forget the first guy from 3 years ago. Look yourself in the mirror and tell yourself you control your emotions and hence, you'll never allow your emotions control you. Cry if you have to, smash things if you have to, scream to the high heavens if you want, but make sure you let him OUT of your system. Severe all ties if any. Stop asking his whereabouts if you used to, just EX HIM FINALLY!!!

Now the most important part is yourself. Let go of your pride. Let go of that bullshit "miss independent" mentality that permeates the minds of most ladies to day. You have been independent, but now you realize that you actually need someone to depend on, for love! So what does that tell you? Let go of your pride, and not of your values. Meet new guys and see them for who they are. Never ever compare Another man to your ex. Even if you notice some similarities, never come to a conclusion, since it will obviously be biased. You may at this point, reconsider this present guy. Study him again and see if he meets your new requirements. If he doesn't, jog on.

Make sure you rediscover yourself and let go of your hurt before you re open your heart. Less i forget, never tell a new guy about how bad your ex hurt you or blah. That will only make him hide his personality, he'll work with the info you have fed him and will try to be the man your ex never was, so that you now see him as your knight in shiny armour. . . . Don't delay the movement of your ministry to the permanent site.

Let me give you an example. . . If you are too weak to cook and i cook for you, too weak to eat, and i feed you, will you also be too weak to swallow?
You have to make an effort and play your part well. Take yourself back to when your heart was free, rediscover yourself, fall in love, and then live your life!!!

....and they lived happily ever after. The End.

pneumaticos: Patrick brown.patrickbrown123@yahoo.com.phone,07036701237.pls can i have ur num.

yimu @ U

shawn5ng: Hello lady,
Honestly, i do feel for u and i can tell u i salute your boldness. Well for me nothing bad in searching for husband in naira land. I have an uncle who just came back from uk after doing his masters there and he's still single and seriously searching. This bros is cute, handsome and tall. let me link u guys together maybe that's d lost bone u have been search for. U can add me on 314eb039. Look forward to hear from u.
Wish u very best of luck.

like, r u 'efn' kidin me! U dnt know who da hell dis lady is u already drafting a recommendation letter. Do these words 'winch' 'mamiwater' 'chop n run' exist in ur nigerian dictionary? Do u know just 'anything' abt da lady in question
Common dude!

toba: are u for real?

lmfao

mykejones: Gurl! Ur handle-u kidding me ryt? You've got to change that name first. It's not doing ur cause any gud ryt now.
Secondly,if dis thing make it 2 d homepage as u r clamourin for,u might nt vist NL for a very very long time again..xcept u'v got thick skin like moi.

*hi-five*

crusifis:

1. if a guys ask u out on a date, say these words [/b]NO[b]
2. AVOID ANYTHING CARBOHYDRATE, EVEN RICE
3. EATS LOTS OF BEANS, THEY DONT ADD FAT,BUT THEY MALE U LESS HUNGRY FRO A LONG WHILE
4. NO JUNKS, NO MEAT PIE, NO SAHWAMA, NO HOTDOG, NO POPCORN
5 HAVE LOTS OF SEX, AND MAKE SURE U ARE ALWAYS ON TOP (MISSIONARY DOSENT WORK, IF U WANT TO LOSE FAT)
6. I DEY COME, MAKE I CHECK WHERE I WRITE D REST

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PrinceDudu:

in this case i'd have to ask you "HOW"?

when would you allow him watch his favorite sport if at all times he is giving you attentions.

as soon as dat miserable 90 mins kicks off,,,its like, *gbagaun* let the ignoring begin... Wat is it wit guys and football We not saying don't watch, but stop choosing it over us. Dat game is just too possessive! Its soooo annoying, coz we can't compete with it!

sadyeek: Why are women so clingy??

why are men unreasonable??

ikoha: they are just good at eating, gossiping, making some men hussle, loot, steal, kill and lie to impress them, and most importantly, f.cking and making babies.
You can add to the list.

for ur small mind naw u don try abi

illicit: ofcourse they run the world!
Guess what.....
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they run it down!

smh

born2fuck: Then let the war begins, I am ready to kills thousands..even you think the bad boys in christian are not useful, check

Matthew 11:12-until now the kingdom of heaven suffers violence, and violent men take it by force.

Christians must fight by force, we shall end boko haram and turn the nation bloody..

Goodluck will provide us christian ammunition and bombs..shikenah

slow down.. U mite hurt urself... Ur promoting violence which could result to civil war... And trust me, u dont have d mini idea wat it means...

kheart: it says 4*** u.

lmao....

papa giddy: And some fools will come here and say BH is not a jihad against Christian. May God punish all muslims and may his prophet Mohammed rot in hell in Jesus name.May curse of the Lord be upon the camp of all boko haram IJN

oh shut da 4*** up!!!

chrishenzo:

Thank God someone else is understanding these propaganda. Recently what we see is news without video or photo which makes wonder if our journalists don't know what is called camera.

If anyone believe this, than I am qualify to be a journalist.

ur head is there jor!

Dis thread is on front page.... Like are you fucking kidin me!!!!

sadyeek: How about being appologetic all the time, when your right, wrong and not sure. You just appologize. Does that qualify as being to emotional?

dats called bein Humble,,, has absolutly nufin with bein emotional...

Idowuogbo: How emotional? Will u cry if I refuse to tie ur shoe lace? Will u cry if I don't call u on my lunch breaks? Will u commit suicide if i was present @ a night vigil and forgot to tell u about my whereabouts?

lmao.... U is sooooo nut!!!!

phraze: If i was president i will invest more in Education, provide our securities wit High tech Gadgets, Build a University that offers every gud WAEC student result a free edu, then lastly REPAIR kainji Dam making sure in my 1st term in Office there wouldnt be POWER Outage. GODBLESS NIGERIA.

...and God Bless You.

Gombs: If i were president,i'll get The CIA to find you,then i'd order the MOPOL to flog the moderator 60times from bringing this to the front page,then I'd hang Seun if he allows the moderator still be on his payroll...*

lmfao....

ekt_bear: please, can i beat you too

oya cover ur face

swim cash: Mumu, native fool, otondo....tcheww

ouch...

Oh Motherland

Smiley- B:

I started falling in love with a guy i shouldnt have fallen in love with  ,  Kissed him so many times  and thought about dating him so many times.
Gave me lots of heart aches so today i decided As New Year resolution to KEEP AWAY FROM HIM!!! 

same here.  lyk i wasn't finkin wit ma head!