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Autos / Re: 2010 Camry For Sale N1.7m (URGENT) by dmorf: 7:57pm On Jan 11, 2019
Location and is there any faults
Autos / Re: *SOLD* Reg. 2010 Camry by dmorf: 8:55am On Jan 11, 2019
yimikaa:
Call/whatsapp /text would respond asap

Just sent you a text no response please can you call me on 08140740110.

Since your number is not available
Autos / Re: *SOLD* Reg. 2010 Camry by dmorf: 9:21pm On Jan 10, 2019
sholarb:
Location for inspection? Ur num not reachable

Have been trying to reach you.

What is the best price for this car
Autos / Re: Toyota Camry 2007 For Sale @ 1.5m by dmorf: 9:32pm On Jan 03, 2019
The7th:

A


What's the Best Price
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by dmorf: 4:45pm On Apr 15, 2018
Please I want to confirm if this people are Genuine, if it's worth the stress..



With respect to your credentials,You're invited for an interview @ DGS @ 2,Sunday str.off Ikorodu rd,beside GTB,Palmgrove Lag.on Mon 16/4/18 by 9am
MTEL ADMIN
Religion / Re: Pastor Gives Church Members Beer During Deliverance (Photos) by dmorf: 10:14am On Oct 20, 2017
cummando:
I dedicate this FTC to my number one love...Goldberg!!!!!


Take a good look at her face....pure bliss! I can imagine the beer running down her throat sizzling her gullet and finally landing and spreading inside her stomach where a little reaction takes place and the accumulated gas escapes swiftly back through the mouth. That satisfying feeling. Tell me how you no go see angels inside church. I need to find this church. I go dey carry 10 crates go as offerings. After we drink finish we go dey one corner for Jesus!


My man na true you talk..... One corner for Jesus




At this rate churches will soon be banned! The scam is becoming too obvious!!!


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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2017 NDDC Foreign Msc And PhD Scholarship by dmorf: 10:37pm On Jun 25, 2017
shedesire:
Pls anyone with test materials or past questions for engineering msc should pls help a colleague. Jenniferlondon55@gmail.com



Please also copy me in this mail pentiumplex@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Jonathan Did Nothing For Igbos – Amaechi Explodes by dmorf: 10:54am On Jun 14, 2017
smartty68:
Every political goon playing the blame game

Even Lootimi also condemning his former pay master... Lmao

Ok! I'll give him this; He made sense this time

Too many empty promises just like Ben Ayade... Ayade is a compulsive talker grin





Just like Amaechi removed the south east from the National Railway...

In other news; Even Lootimi supports BIAFRANs
Politics / Re: Rivers State Honors Jonathan, Patience, Odili, Omehia As Wike Decorates Them by dmorf: 11:51am On May 28, 2017
[quote author=Drabeey post=56945077]why wont they honour them.

Awon eleya. ole gbogbo

THIEVES!

BTW, God bless PMB

he is our messiah, pls do not take him now.




Messiah. Iaugh in spanish you have to think Again
Politics / Re: Governor Wike And His Son Playing Golf At Pleasure Park (photos) by dmorf: 8:06pm On May 19, 2017
yarimo:
WEKI is not doing anything in rivers state, because AMEACHI has already laid solid foundation in the state when he was governor


Just as ambode is building on fashola foundation...stop the hate
Politics / Re: Tinubu Criticizes Buhari's Economic Policies, Says I Won't Ignore The Truth.. by dmorf: 2:05pm On Jan 26, 2017
DozieInc:
It's official... The Jagaban of Bogu, Bola Asiwaju Tinubuf.


Why are u giving him a form without my approval.....

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Politics / Re: Wike Unveils Rivers At 50 Commemorative Logo (Photos) by dmorf: 4:36pm On Jan 25, 2017
teepea:
hmm.. Anoda public fund down the drain. maybe it's billions they'll say they used in funding this one now. Only one thing is always right at this kind of occasion....




The JOLLOF Rice. grin



See your life......Lagos did her own and spent billions you didnt say anything.leave Rivers alone
Religion / Re: Pastor (Mrs) Victoria Obayemi Preaching At Sisters Convention (Throwback Video) by dmorf: 8:21am On Jan 08, 2017
TRIED4NOW:
We pray This new G.O. is different from Adeboye.

This clip reveals a lot

see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8zZWvvaEaY


This woman stop your deciet......

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by dmorf: 2:11am On Dec 30, 2016
idirect:
Please dunno if anybody attended Total Nigeria interview earlier this month here(19 or 20). Just wanna know if they have started calling anybody. Thanks.

How did you guys Apply.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Replacement Job Vacancy! Scam Or Not? by dmorf: 1:52pm On Dec 10, 2016
Abokii8:
scam

Is your aunty a SCAMMER.

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Politics / Re: PDP Protests In Tai As INEC Boss Refuse To Conduct Fresh Election In Tai by dmorf: 6:15am On Dec 10, 2016
sluvy4tune:
What has federal high court got to do with electoral matters when we have the tribunal,




See how uncle wike wants to rubbish Liman


See your self 10 years old i guess
Politics / Re: Tinubu, The Party He Formed, A Sleeping President, And A Useless Party Chairman by dmorf: 3:41pm On Dec 03, 2016
Abeymills:
Govt of lies n propaganda where is d 10,000 jobs promised by 1st of December



Tinibu is a political tissue paper....

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Crime / Re: Otokoto Vincent Duru Dies By Hanging 20yrs After Ikechukwu Okonkwo Was Beheaded by dmorf: 1:44pm On Nov 17, 2016
Chibuhealth:
I heard about this story when i w


Ias little, cant believe it is still on,


Its people like you that voted buhari.....
Education / Re: 23 Less Known Facts About World War II That You Probably Never Heard Of by dmorf: 6:01am On Nov 16, 2016
We no even hear of Nigeria sef.
Politics / Re: Buhari: I Felt Like Absconding When I Assumed Office by dmorf: 7:36pm On Nov 03, 2016
chemicalDisease:
Am coming and going.


wait!

So you came for the money
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by dmorf: 10:13pm On Oct 27, 2016
Icemat10:
How to successfully summit your application
1 make sure you have scanned passport
2 make sure you have scanned documents of degree or HND certificate, NYSC and your OLevel result all in PDF.
3 don't rush and be careful.
4 For your Education stage just fill your secondary school then upload those 3 documents listed above, then save and continue.
5 lastly cross check your application then edit your Education section by adding the name of your poly or uni.




As easy as GEJ Govt.





Help a brother
When will u upload my cv
Is it with the documents
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by dmorf: 2:34pm On Oct 09, 2016
debbie:
Job Title: Inventory Officer
Location: Nigeria

Responsibilities

Receives all incoming shipments; verifies and inspects for conformity to appropriate purchase orders. Notifies and/or delivers received items to addressee.
Receives, classifies, and credits returned or reclaimed materials, supplies, and equipment and replaces them in stock according to an existing storage system.
Unpacks materials, supplies, tools, and equipment; verifies articles received against packing list and purchase orders; counts or weighs the articles; stores articles in prescribed bins, racks, shelves, and floor or yard sites.
Inspects incoming materials for wear, damage, or defects; reports any discrepancies or damage in materials received; notifies the proper person if repairs or adjustments are required.
Processes receiving and delivery for inventory and non-inventory items purchased by Procurement department.
Delivers supplies, forms, and copy paper to all necessary departments
Accepts and returns to stock all materials, supplies and equipment returned upon completion of jobs.
Take Inventories stock as scheduled or required; posts and maintains records of stock received and issued; notifies Head, Stores when supplies are getting low.
Coordinates with Accounts department and participates in the annual physical inventory process.
Solves difficult problems such as tracing purchase documents or partial shipments.
Ensures the security of equipment and supplies kept in storage areas by locking up the Equipment as needed.
Processes the return of materials to vendors or materials to be scrapped or junked.
Contacts Procurement department and all concerned departments regarding shortages and condition of materials and equipment received.
Ensures equipment returned to store are in good condition. Arranges for repairs of a variety of tools and equipment returned to store.
Prepares weekly reports and forwards to Head, Stores for review.

Requirements

Minimum of 2nd Class upper degree in Accounts or any relevant discipline
Minimum of 2 years’ experience
Excellent knowledge of Microsoft suite (Word and Excel).
Advanced IT skills including extensive knowledge of Tally Software.

Job Title: Land Surveyor
Location: Nigeria

Responsibilities

Verify the accuracy of survey data including measurements and calculations conducted at survey sites.
Calculate heights, depths, relative positions, property lines, and other characteristics of site terrain.
Prepare and maintain sketches, maps, reports, and legal descriptions of surveys to describe, certify, and assume liability for work performed.
Conduct surveys to establish legal boundaries for projects, based on legal deeds and titles.
Prepare all data, charts, plots, maps, records, and documents related to surveys.
Compute geodetic measurements and interpret survey data to determine positions, shapes, and elevations of geomorphic and topographic features.
Determine longitudes and latitudes of important features and boundaries in survey areas using theodolites, transits, levels, and satellite-based global positioning systems (GPS).
Coordinate findings with the work of engineering and architectural personnel, clients, and others concerned with projects.
Plan and conduct ground surveys designed to establish baselines, elevations, and other geodetic measurements.

Requirements

Minimum of 2nd Class degree in Land Survey/Survey Geoinformatics
Minimum of 10 years construction industry experience
Membership of relevant professional body
Working knowledge of Microsoft Office suite (Excel, PowerPoint, Word, Outlook, Visio)
Must be able to use LEICA Survey instrument.

Job Title: Quantity Surveyor
Location: Nigeria

Responsibilities

Prepare Bills of Quantities, Schedules of Works, Specifications and all contract documentation, ensuring that these comply with the project brief and timescale, budget estimates, all relevant legislation, regulations and policies
Prepare preliminary estimates, cost plans, feasibility studies including advising company on economical construction methods, procurement, programming and contract matters, to enable costs to be accurately advised to clients.
Preparing tender and contract documents, including bills of quantities with the architect and/or the client.
Prepare reports with recommendations on new work and work in progress for the site and Executive Management team, so that progress can be monitored and appropriate decisions made
Assisting in establishing a client’s requirements and undertaking feasibility studies.
Performing risk and value management and cost control.
Advising on procurement strategy.
Identifying, analysing and developing responses to commercial risks.
Preparing and analysing costings for tenders.
Providing insight on contractual claims.
Analysing outcomes and writing detailed progress reports.
Valuing completed work and liaising with the Finance to arrange payments.
Maintaining awareness of the different building contracts in current use.
preparation of contracts, including details regarding quantities of required materials
Conducts on-going cost analysis of all construction work; feasibility studies of client requests; site visits, assessments and projections for future work

Requirements

Minimum of 2nd Class upper degree in Quantity Survey
7-10 years construction industry experience
Membership of relevant professional body (NIQS, RICS)
Excellent interpersonal skills with the ability to effectively communicate (written and verbal) and interact with all levels of personnel
Working knowledge of Microsoft Office suite (Excel, PowerPoint, Word, Outlook, Visio)

Job Title: Architecture Revit 3D Modeller & Facilitator
Location: Nigeria

Description of Position

As an Architect, you will have outstanding three dimensional skills and “artist’s eye” in renderings and presentations. You will make sure that the projected designs match the requirements and are functional, safe and economical, accordingly to the compulsory regulations and specifications.
As a BIM Modeller, you will create and develop the parametical 3D model accordingly to the updated project documents at all its successive stages of development. You will extract the 2D documentation from this model and produce the stage-according drawings and documents.
As a BIM facilitator, you will assist the other team members in visualising the model information. You will constantly and carefully coordinate the work with the other team members and external consultants. You will keep the team members informed of the development.

Duties & Responsibilities

Discuss the ideas, objectives, requirements and budget of a project.
Make sure that the project is complying with the regulations throughout all its stages.
Produce detailed workings, drawings and specifications.
Help in specifying the nature and quality of materials required.
Prepare tender applications and presentations.
Draw up tender documents for contracts.
Helping with bids for new contracts.
Carry out regular site visits to check on progress and ensure that the project is running on time, accordingly to Design and to budget.
Liaise with other team members as well as with external consultants to agree on any changes and updates in the project documents.
Liaise with other departments of the company to smooth the project processes.
Be a force of proposal within the project and the team, undertaking research and keeping up with the latest building regulations.
Prepare presentations and reports.
Use computers and Computer-Aided Design (CAD) and Building Modelling Information (BIM) technology for simulation purposes and to ensure the effective coordination of the data.
Prepare Revit material schedules for cost planning and control.
Liaise with Data & Cost manager for Revit material parameters.

Requirements

M.A. in Architecture
Membership of relevant professional body
Minimum of 5years Architectural experience
Experience in Consulting firm preferred
Good Design and drawing skills.
Three-dimensional conceptual skills.
Good analytical and problem-solving skills.
Above-average use of Microsoft suite (Word and Excel).
Advanced IT skills including extensive knowledge of Autodesk AutoCAd and Autodesk REVIT.
Excellent oral and written communication skills.
Commercial awareness.

Job Title: Data & Cost Manager
Location: Nigeria

Description of Position

You have a practical mind and strong numerical management skills.
You will be required to perform a wide variety of tasks throughout the complete project.
You will manage all cost relating to the building project. You will look to minimize the costs and to enhance value for money, while keeping the design-wished standards and quality.
You will create according and regular report in order to keep track of any variation.
You will have in charge the management of the materials data library with its technical and cost data. This includes the up-keeping of the existing data as well as its expansion. Therefore, you will scout the market in search for new materials and updated prices as well as updated labour costs.
You will contact suppliers, organise and contact agenda, organise regular meetings for material presentation and collect relevant samples.

Duties & Responsibilities

Assist in finding out client requirements
Operate risk, value management and cost control;
Prepare and submit quotations and bills of quantities for work.
prepare and analyse costings for tenders;
Helping with bids for new contracts and supporting procurement activities.
Advise on a procurement strategy;
Assist to assess and to value the completed on-site work and arrange payments;
Undertake cost analysis for repair and maintenance project work;
Provide advice on contractual claims;
Analyse outcomes and write detailed progress reports;
The management of a data library of materials and labour costs. This management includes the up-keeping, the updating, regular meetings and material presentation and a supplier’s details agenda.
Liaise with the other departments of the company in order to smooth the project processes.
Be able to understand the principles of the Computer-Aided Design (CAD) and Building Modelling Information (BIM) technology for simulation purposes and to ensure the effective coordination of the data

Requirements

1st Degree in Quantity Survey
Membership of relevant professional body
Minimum of 5 years quantity survey and estimating experience
Experience in Consulting firm preferred
Strong numeracy and financial management skills and the ability to learn sophisticated design and costing IT packages.
Solid knowledge of building and construction technology, processes, materials, business and legal matters.
Good analytical and problem-solving skills.
Method-oriented and disciplined.
Three-dimensional vision skills.
Above-average use of Microsoft suite Word and Excellent use of Microsoft suite Excel.
IT skills including knowledge of the principle and organisation of Autodesk Auto-CAd and Autodesk REVIT.
Good use of Microsoft Project.
Commercial awareness.

Job Title: Civil/Structural Engineer
Location: Nigeria

Responsibilities
Summary of Responsibilities

You will be responsible for designing and calculating the structure of the project, accordingly to the Design Concept, so that it can remain “fit for purpose” throughout all its life cycle. This implies that it will fulfil its purpose, withstand stress and pressure, remain safe, facing any human or environmental acceptable potential events and this will remain functioning spanning this life cycle.
You will also have to give expertise and advice on existing or already designed structures and to propose alternatives and options.
You will have to work on a various range of new and older projects and buildings.
Your intervention will be asked on Design stage as well as on Site Completion stage until the hand-over.
Your responsibility will also include the choice the appropriate materials.
In so you will closely liaise with the Data & Cost Manager

Duties & Responsibilities for the Position

Undertaking structural and technical studies including site investigations.
Analyse and calculate the pressures, stresses and strains that each component of the building. Report loads and stresses and be able to perform complex and repetitive calculations.
Consider the strength of various materials, e.g. timber, concrete, steel and brick, to see how their inclusion may necessitate a change of the structural design.
Examine structures at risk of collapse and advising how to improve their structural integrity, such as recommending removal or repair of defective parts or rebuilding the entire structure.
Making sure the project complies with legal requirements.
Resolving design and development problems.
Consider the strength of various materials, e.g. timber, concrete, steel and brick, to see how their inclusion may necessitate a change of structural design.
Liaise with other team members as well as with external consultants to agree on any changes and updates in the project documents.
Liaise with geotechnical engineers to investigate ground conditions and analyse results of soil sample and in-situ tests.
Liaise with other departments of the company to smooth the project processes.
Liaise with Data & Cost manager to schedule material and equipment purchases and deliveries. Compiling job specifications and supervising tendering procedures.
Be a force of proposal within the project and the team, undertaking research and keeping up with the latest building regulations.
Preparing presentations, reports and structural drawings.
Use computers and Computer-Aided Design (CAD) and Building
Modelling Information (BIM) technology for simulation purposes and to ensure the effective coordination of the data.

Requirements

Minimum of 2nd Class degree in Civil/Structural Engineering
Master’s degree in Civil/Structural Engineering
Membership of relevant professional body
Minimum of 5 years consulting industry experience
Ability to think methodically, to design, plan and manage projects.
Solid understanding and knowledge of construction methods and legal regulations.
The ability to maintain an overview of entire projects while continuing to attend to detailed technicalities.
Three-dimensional skills.
Above-average use of Microsoft suite (Word and Excel).
Advanced IT skills including extensive knowledge of Autodesk AutoCAd and Autodesk REVIT.
Excellent oral and written communication skills.
Commercial awareness.



Hello you didnt include the email address
Politics / Re: Wike Resisting Attempt To "Abduct" Judge By Security - Photos by dmorf: 7:41pm On Oct 08, 2016
localblood:
But why? Anyways;




Nobody should mention Amechi name here oh grin grin cheesy


See your life? And your small mind .....important issues at hand and you are so myopic to see
Business / Re: Dangote To FG: Sell NLNG, Beef Up Reserves, And Recession Will Go By December.. by dmorf: 3:02pm On Sep 17, 2016
Businessideas:
We ain't selling NLNG. Rather bring in more competitors like government is doing with the refineries. Dangote isn't a saint when it comes to how we got into this mess. He's among the major financier of the pdp and got returns on his investment even at the detriment of the nation.
Our primary reason for getting into this mess was because GEJ government stole the nation dry and made no investment or saved up for the rainy day.

Is that what Lai Mohmmed told you? Buhari should publish GEJ handover note....
Food / Re: Bag Of Rice May Sell For N40,000 By December - Minister Of State For Agriculture by dmorf: 8:42pm On Sep 11, 2016
asuustrike2009:
9JA BIBLE on the trend(APC Chapter 1)

1. And it came to pass, when the Lord would punish Nigeria, that he gave them a president under whose hand they were mightily oppressed.
2. Before he ascended the throne, he made them hope, with all manner of promises, that he would bring them to the promised land before the coming year began.
3. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria grew restless with their good condition, and sorely vexed the president under whose hand they had prospered, so that he would not have the office of the president again, but rather resented it.
4. In those days also the Boko haramites laid siege to the north, and slew of the people three and twenty thousand, intending to set up a kingdom which would be ruled by Islam.
5. Thus the inhabitants of Nigeria remembered not the good deeds of Jonathan, but thrust him out of the throne, and made Buhari president in his stead.
6. Buhari was seventy and(?) years old when he began to reign. He reigned one and a half years in Nigeria, and the land became impoverished under him.
7. He persecuted also a few of the people, accusing them and casting them into prison. Thus, the opposition was subdued, the people could not find bread to eat and there was hunger in the land.
8. And the end become uncertain as there was wailing and gnashing of teeth



Abi you follow write king james version?
Politics / Re: Momodu: Unveiling President Buhari's Mindset, We Supported Him Almost Blindly by dmorf: 1:04pm On Sep 10, 2016
lecturerdabo:
Epistle of Dele Momodu!!!


Another afonja is here...... No wailers Form

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Be Among Top Investment Countries In 2019 - Buhari Assured by dmorf: 10:47am On Aug 29, 2016
ofeoil:
Buhari is worst than clueless. Buhari is dumb.

They will soon come for you

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Politics / Re: PDP Extends Makarfi Led Caretaker Committee By 12 Months. PICTURES. by dmorf: 1:47pm On Aug 17, 2016
kenonze:
[b] grin


My happiness is that nobody have mentioned
AMECHI,
TINUBU
PMB
LAI MOHAMMED

the party is auto-destruction mode.

Meanwhile dollar exchange rate today is N300/$[/b




Which dollar? Please get your fact right...

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Politics / Re: PDP Convention: We Don’t Know Which Judge To Obey, Says INEC by dmorf: 5:48am On Aug 17, 2016
omenka:
They should declare PDP a terrorist organisation already.

A party that founded and sponsors Boko Haram (a terrorist organisaion) should have no business existing in a free society.

A party that founded and sponsors Niger Delta Avengers (a terrorist organisation) should have no business seeking stability and progress in a free society.

A party that founded and sponsors iPod (a terrorist organisation) should have no business seeking political power in a united Nigerian state.



#Awaiting that incorrigible dolt's love letter on this post as well. cheesy




Ps: Before some people begin dey complain about time of posting, lemme quickly add- if you get to grab a copy of the series I'm watching, you wouldn't mind robbing yourself of sleep as well. Best thing ever on tv! #House of Cards S4. grin

Opposition is Good for our Democracy dont be deceived with what the judges are doing

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Politics / Re: Widows Protest Against Obiano In Onitsha Over Severe Hardship by dmorf: 1:43pm On Aug 16, 2016
Adaowerri111:
But I thought he was the best governor


APC at Work

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: FG To Train 100,000 Graduates As Extension Workers, Says Osinbajo by dmorf: 1:36pm On Aug 16, 2016
hucienda:
lol .. dis man still dey campaign?


Govt of the future....we will...we want to....

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Sports / Re: Dalung Sends Two U-23 Players And Three Officials Back To Nigeria by dmorf: 1:09pm On Aug 16, 2016
massinola:
This country is getting too messy as the day goes by. If I may ask, how much did it cost this government to sponsor Aisha to US? to spend our money on us by this government is viewed as waste of money. Imagine olympic faa. Someone shouldn't tell me Aisha's trip was sponsored by one NGO cos that's a lie from the pit of hell. This government should just resign, hand over to another government, not pdp oh. They should just hand over to the aso buildings cos the buildings there are more active than this useless government. After all they prevent sun and rain from beating their useless heads.



My brother PDP is the only party that can change Nigeria.the bag eggs are now in APC.

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