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Forum Games / Re: Apologize To A Body Part That You Have Overused by Donyswit(m): 1:41pm On Dec 15, 2023
My eyes, e don see shege for this kontry
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is Desperate For Keys To The Nation’s Treasury - PDP by Donyswit(m): 8:45pm On Jun 08, 2022
So is Atiku
Nairaland / General / Re: What’s That Thing You Can’t Turn Down No Matter How Angry You Are? by Donyswit(m): 7:11pm On Feb 06, 2022
Kpekus, anytime, any day, with my long pricktolin

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Politics / Re: Is Aisha Buhari Pregnant? — Nigerians React To New Photos Of First Lady by Donyswit(m): 5:50pm On Dec 20, 2021
Buhari can't be responsible, I think the first lady is cheating
Romance / Re: What Should A Guy Do After Catching His Girlfriend With Another Man? (Pix) by Donyswit(m): 6:50pm On Nov 28, 2020
Move
TV/Movies / Re: FG Asks Multichoice To Suspend DSTV, GOTV Price Increase by Donyswit(m): 9:15am On Aug 27, 2020
These guys are using this country to catch cruise
Family / Re: She Married An Old Fashioned Man, Kindly Advise Her by Donyswit(m): 7:57am On Nov 26, 2019
Seduction is the key, she should appear very suductive in the ozer room. Ask her to go n buy very skimpy and transparent night gowns with see through panties, the husband will eventually rape her, she can thank me later
Romance / Re: Afeez Ogoro: Is This The Wife Of The Tallest Nigerian Man (Photos) by Donyswit(m): 2:11pm On Aug 02, 2019
I hope this guys dick is not half as tall, na to kill this woman be that o
Sports / Re: Isaac Ijigba Slumps And Dies During Training (Photos) by Donyswit(m): 11:07am On Aug 09, 2018
skolar49:
rip coach cry cry cry, a great motivator and teacher, you taught me a lot in this game.
he didn't just slump, he fell and hit his head on a slab. was rushed to the hospital but did not make it.
Please did u experience his death first hand? he's my friend, we lived in the same apartment in Makurdi just before he left for Abuja a year ago, please u can contact me on donyswit@gmail.com or leave me ur e-mail here, thanks
Sports / Cistiano Ronaldo's Passion Finally Paid Of At Stade De France by Donyswit(m): 11:55am On Jul 12, 2016
Cristiano Ronaldo, at his age{31}, all his achievements, personal and collective, his endorsement, contracts, businesses, still strives for more. He's insatiable, hungry and most importantly, totally consumed by passion for this game of soccer.

Yesterday his reaction to a knee injury that forced him out of the game barely 25mins into the encounter with France was simply emotional. It all started with a robust but needless tackle from Dimitri Payet, just 17mins into the match. Initially, the Real Madrid iconic man thought he could shake it off but was made to accept his fate in the 25min when he signaled his couch, Fernando Santos, for a substitution as he sat down on the pitch, and to make matters worse, a moth landed on his face, as tears rolled down his cheeks, like a father who just lost the last legacy he could offer his only child.

To his teammates, he was an inspiration, to the couching and technical crew, a legend, and to the fans and his country men, he's an idol. It was a moment that stirred up mixed feelings. His teammates felt devastated, but they knew they'll have to give more to compensate for the sorry state of their talisman. The couch sure will be left perplexed as his choicest option had been reduced to a one legged man. I can imagine the joy in the hearts of the French players as the defenders can now step down from their toes and walk on their foots. It was a moment when the French supporters and country men could beat their chest and say "le trophée et notre" (the trophy is ours).

Like a thief caught off guard, the French players pounced on Portugal, and they were fortunate to have the first 90 minutes end in a 0-0 stalemate, all thanks to their defensive approach, a masterpiece performance From Pepe, and quite a number of breath taking saves from Bruno Alves, the goalkeeper.

Cristiano Ronaldo, after losing his Palace at the pitch soon found himself a castle in the dugout. He understands what he meant to the team, he is their captain and their most priced player. He is their record caps holder, their all time top scorer and undoubtedly, the all time greatest player of the Portuguese Origin, he's a legend, a living legend. He failed to prove a point in the pitch, but he knows he won't be needing his leg to prove one along the touchline, he knows how much influence he wields, and wouldn't allow a knee injury steal the show.

The Portuguese Ronaldo was seen pacing along the touchline, calling and motivating his teammates, jerking at every attempt that looked a goal. He inspired them at every interval until his own couch looked his assistant.

The moment eventually came, one that will go down in history, one that will define an Era pioneered by Ronaldo, delivering Portugal its first major trophy. It was time to introduce Eder, CR7 quickly whispered something into his ears grabbing and shaking his head in a bid to instil confidence in him. The Seleccao match-winner revealed that the Real Madrid star's pep talk inspired him before slamming the ball past Hugo Lloris to seal a dream title.

Portugal's Euro 2016 final hero Eder, Says Cristiano Ronaldo told him he would score the winning goal at the Stade de France. The Lille striker, a 79th-minute substitute in Paris, fired home from 25 yards in extra time to give Fernando Santos' side a 1-0 victory over the host nation.

At the end of the game, Ronaldo was again seen crying, but this time it was different, it was a cry borne out of a feeling that words couldn't describe, it was too much an excitement to be expressed in words, he walked the tunnel, he got to the end and he saw the light. Finally he achieved that one thing that was missing in his gallery, a national trophy. And what better way can his teammates honor him than winning him the trophy on a night he could only stand and watch, after spending so many years as the man they relied on.

As a teenager {19), and his first appearance at the Euro in 2004, Cristiano Ronaldo lost the Euro finals to a less superior Greece side, In 2008, he lost to Germany at the quarter final, In 2012 he lost to Spain, the defending champions at the semi finals in penalty shoot out, and in 2016, the trophy was finally delivered at the Stade de France. Ronaldo failed many times, but his passion kept him going, as a teenager he saw the cup, but at 31 he lifted it, he didn't give up, he refused to quit, and the wait finally paid off....

Education / Re: Only A Genius Can Interpret This (photo) by Donyswit(m): 6:57pm On Oct 02, 2015
It takes 225 Earth days or 7 1/5 months for Venus to make a complete orbit around the sun (that\'s 1 Venus year). However, it takes 243 Earth days for Venus to spin around its own axis (1 Venus day). Therefore: 1 Venus year=225 Earth days and 1 Venus day=243 Earth days.
Family / Re: Share Beautiful Names You Will Gives To Your Kids When They Are Born! by Donyswit(m): 12:36am On Jun 05, 2015
Only God knows how much I love the name "Blossom" for my daughter

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Webmasters / Re: Free New E-book On HTML And CSS by Donyswit(m): 5:06pm On May 27, 2015
donyswit@gmail.com
Family / Re: Your Little Daughter Has A Boyfriend. First Reaction? by Donyswit(m): 6:36am On Sep 22, 2014
lordizak: I would encourage her to be open to me. it's a choice, I have parents forcing their kids to date, its natural, u can't advice against or for it. I would even be friends with their spouses. the only clause will be for my daughter not to accept gifts from any man whilst in my house.

And the man is free to bleep her?
Romance / Re: 20 Things You Should NEVER Ask Your GF/Wife To Do by Donyswit(m): 9:58am On Jul 22, 2014
zboyd: 20. Accept You Behaving Badly. If you're one of those men who thinks that you can do what you want, because you're providing for the household - think again. Only a weak-minded, financially-dependent, worried-about-what-people-say-about-her type of GF/Wife will tolerate her man behaving badly. Strong-minded, financially independent, don't-give-a-damn-what-people-say-about-her GFs/Wives will kick you to the curb in a hot New York minute.

I got pissed when I got to this one, so it's OK for the gf/wife to be obstinate, unbending, reckless and insensitive but the bf/hb has no right to try to be anything the spouse doesn't permit. To u OP, it's a ladies world, come off it, b practical, not even you will take all these bullshit. If I can tolerate ur bullshit den u should b ready to tolerate every piece of mine, what happens to being fair.

No matter how hard u try to convince yourself, at a point in our relationship, we may find our selves bending one or more of these rules, but when done with love, both partners can always come out stronger, there's nothing wrong in changing a spouse at a time, or is there anything wrong in altering ur spouse's appearance or style just a little, not even a change of religion, morals is evil.

As long as it's done out of love and dialogue, it's just OK, it's easy to write and post these things but in reality, it's totally different. Do all these with some female folks and at a point they'll doubt ur love for them. A real woman wants a real man. You don't have to put up with everything from ur wif/gf because u want to b a gentleman, the reverse is also not right. change what you can change and tolerate what you can't change, you don't have to be a yes man.
Computers / Re: Change Your Passwords: 2 Million Facebook/Google/Yahoo/Twitter Passwords Stolen by Donyswit(m): 12:33pm On Dec 05, 2013
Thank u op, very important
Religion / Re: Why Are People Dancing Azonto And Makossa In Church? by Donyswit(m): 2:54pm On Nov 04, 2013
Ukuts gp: so we should go and dance naked in church then. No problem, we are rejoicing in God's house.

You got me wrong on that, I didn't suggest you dance unclad, my point is your dance step doesn't Really matter as long as It's from your heart And your motive is right.
Religion / Re: Why Are People Dancing Azonto And Makossa In Church? by Donyswit(m): 2:22pm On Nov 04, 2013
A great topic I must say, But here is my take on it.
Let's quickly take a clue from the Bible, in 2Sam 6vs20

Then David returned to bless his household. And Michal the daughter of Saul came out to meet David, and said, How glorious was the king of Israel to day, who uncovered himself to day in the eyes of the handmaids of his servants, as one of the vain fellows shamelessly uncovereth himself!

I'm not sure if David was dancing Makosa, Etigi, Skelewu, Garala, But what ever dance that made him go unclad without realizing it was sure not a dance of a gentle man.

Let's take a look at David's defence on the accusation made by his wife, this is clearly noted in 2Sam 6vs21

And David said unto Michal, It was before the Lord, which chose me before thy father, and before all his house, to appoint me ruler over the people of the Lord, over Israel: therefore will I play before the Lord.

My phrase of interest here is "it was before the lord" these dance steps were not done in a club, But before the lord, the intent of the dancer is what matters at this point, if the best dance step I've got is Azonto, y can't I use it to the glory of God, as long as It's coming from my heart n my intent is right, I'm sure God will appreciate it.

Finally, It's very important we be careful on How we criticize people dancing in the church, Let God be the ultimate George, you don't have to help him, he delivers judgement at his own time less we suffer unbearable consequences of our own ignorance, this was the fate of David's wife for unjustly criticizing his dance.

2 Samuel 6:23 KJV
Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no child unto the day of her death.

Enough said already, Please Let God b the judge

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Education / Re: NASU, ASUU, Others Threaten To Shut Down UNN by Donyswit(m): 3:32pm On Oct 10, 2013
click2cbn: I see another "BARTHO MUST GO" brewing but dis tym by lecturers!!! Lecturers get ready to pay #8000 Reparation fees
Guy you are truly a lion, I had to pay that 8k via my nose, good now the fight is between him and ASUU, they better get ready for Batho's reparation fee, It's always on the high side
Education / Re: NASU, ASUU, Others Threaten To Shut Down UNN by Donyswit(m): 3:32pm On Oct 10, 2013
click2cbn: I see another "BARTHO MUST GO" brewing but dis tym by lecturers!!! Lecturers get ready to pay #8000 Reparation fees
Guy are truly a lion, I had to pay that 8k via my nose, good now the fight is between him and ASUU, they better get ready for Batho's reparation fee, It's always on the high side
Career / Re: 10 Signs Someone Is Smarter Than You. by Donyswit(m): 10:45pm On Oct 04, 2013
Everybody body proclaiming themselves smart just told us they're not, from the points the op raised, smart people never acts to show they are smart, they know it though. learn from jobs - stay hungry, stay foolish

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Sports / Re: Mikel Obi Scores His First Premier League Goal by Donyswit(m): 8:51pm On Sep 21, 2013
georjay: MIKEL JUST SCORED A GOAL NOW.....TO MAKE THE SCORELINE 2 - 0 AGAINST FULHAM.....SHAME TO HATERS.....

Mikel Obi justified the coach's decision by playing brilliantly and capping it up with a goal.

It took Mikel 185 premier league games and seven years to get that goal and what a finish.



Mikel Obi scores a goal? This obviously is end time tins, rushes to d bath room for a quick shower
Phones / Re: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by Donyswit(m): 12:16pm On Aug 04, 2013
physise: mtn don dey block am..sorry, the service you want to buy 100H is not available. Thank you!
OK, thank you But if anything comes up, let me know please
Phones / Re: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by Donyswit(m): 11:32am On Aug 04, 2013
I did my MTN 3gig stuff, they gave me 3Gb for 100hrs But I've not been able to browse with it, any help please?
Phones / Re: Airtel Bb Plan On Android by Donyswit(m): 7:13pm On Aug 01, 2013
saaloo: It works. I ve started using the airtel daily unlimited bb plan on my android phone. So next time, I m going for the weekly plan and will like to know how much it costs.
Please what code did you use in activating the daily plan and any other trick you used to make it work
Phones / Re: Detailed Hands On Review Of Tecno N7, Videos & Images by Donyswit(m): 10:08am On Jul 27, 2013
sfi_ea: please how do one restart this phone, don't want to power off then on.
from settings, scroll down to accessibility, den enable quick boot and you're good to go
Phones / Re: Detailed Hands On Review Of Tecno N7, Videos & Images by Donyswit(m): 10:01am On Jul 27, 2013
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sfi_ea: please how do one restart this phone, don't want to power off then on.
On your settings, go to accessibility, and scroll to the last option to enable quick boot, dat should solve ur problem
Politics / Re: Ibadan Strange Fish Was Baby -octopus- Police by Donyswit(m): 11:43pm On Jul 24, 2013
I'm surprised that no body has noticed that something is wrong with this story. When this was initially reported, most niralanders questioned the credibility of this story because picture of the said creature was not posted, now only few days later, the Nigerian police has produced a picture, who is fooling who, we are not that timid, it may not just be an attention seeking journalist's report, it may be the police trying to cover up a despicable act for a ransom in return. Since when did an Octopus start looking like a human, is the whole crowd and the father of the trader that naive not to have identified the creature. I'm convinced that something is fishy about this story, maybe the police has gotten to the root of this through the person that sold the fish to the trader and an awesome bribe is responsible for the twist in this story.
Phones / Re: Tecno F7 (Phantom A1) Discussion Thread by Donyswit(m): 9:58pm On Jun 09, 2013
Where and what price can I get Dis phone in Port?

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