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Family / Re: What Bad Habits Do You Love?? by Doofan(f): 5:32pm On Jul 14, 2012
grin ;DI like to percieve my fart,smells good,I like to use my hair to take out meat or food frm my teeth than usin toothpick or floss,I remove catar frm my nose n stick on the wall or any thing close to me
Romance / Re: UNILAG Runs Girl - By Umari Ayim (Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5) by Doofan(f): 8:09pm On Apr 16, 2012
Tola Otunuga:paddy Adenuga
Tola s office is on Adeola Odeku:Paddy s office is on Adeola Odeku ...paddy also drives an Audi and is a popular rich bachelor just like Tola.....hmmmmm does anyone smell something fishy?
Celebrities / Re: Star Actress Genevieve Nnaji To Act Alongside Angelina Jolie [Baseless Rumor] by Doofan(f): 8:22am On Aug 01, 2011
She is a big liar. That s how she has been spreading rumors about herself and dbanj.when she collected 2.5 million fornthe fall in love video she is a good actress but a very bad liar.she constantly puts up pics of her and dbanj.so that people will still think they r dating the poor guys new babe is my friend please leave him alone u were fucking atiku so he dumped u no na jay z she go sing with next idiot
Romance / Re: Part 2 :My Boyfriend Is An Atheist. I Love Him But My Family& Friends Hate Him by Doofan(f): 12:27am On May 07, 2010
wow,dis would make a good nollywood movie grin

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Health / Re: How To Loose A Chubby Cheek by Doofan(f): 11:34pm On May 05, 2010
MJacksons:

Doofan, 'How to Loose, ' I believe you really mean 'How to Lose[color=#990000][/color] A, ' That apart, I think I will ride in the same boat with Tina on this. Hence, I will advise you go and ask the starving, skully-faced children of Ethopia this question - they will tell U all the strategies you need to ''loose'' your chubby cheek!

A begi jare, nak me better topic !!
if yu werent interested in d topic why did yu open it?pls i need serious people to comment hia n not jokers pls, so u n tina should disappear plsss i beg
Health / Re: How To Loose A Chubby Cheek by Doofan(f): 12:10am On May 05, 2010
TinaTurner:

This is entirely meaningless! It will be very interesting to read what Dominique - the moderator - has to say on this strange topic! We are waiting!! angry
You used to be ashamed of ur pot belly and got rid of it within two weeks.wats strange about me wantin to get rid of my chubby cheeks cuz i ve a slim stature?
Health / How To Loose A Chubby Cheek by Doofan(f): 7:57pm On May 04, 2010
pls does anyone have ideas,i want a slim face.
Jokes Etc / Re: Oh My God; I Am Tired Of Laughing (this Is Too Funny) by Doofan(f): 8:35pm On Mar 30, 2010
it not funny jo sad angry
Forum Games / Re: Tell A Lie (part 2) by Doofan(f): 2:39pm On Mar 28, 2010
yar adua and obama r sleepin wit eachother
Music/Radio / Re: Another Hit From Lady Gaga - Alejandro by Doofan(f): 3:08pm On Mar 27, 2010
i luv luv luv that song.i listen to it like everday cheesy cheesy cheesy
Career / Re: Show Off Your Qualifications Here by Doofan(f): 4:11pm On Mar 25, 2010
ashawo grin
Romance / Re: Do You Snoop Through Your Mans Things? by Doofan(f): 9:59pm On Feb 05, 2010
oh yeah i snoop alot.i go tru his phne when he s in d bathroom or asleep.he s a fool to save d girls name and surname so i google them to see what they look like or add them as friends on fb.he s always surprise when i talk about them,gosh men men men.cant understand why they cant be wit just 1 woman.
Religion / Re: Where Were You At 31st December Night? by Doofan(f): 5:57pm On Dec 31, 2009
i dunt  understand how somepeople will go to church n go clubin later,those two things dunt go togeda.
Religion / Re: As A Prostitute, Will I Go To Hell If I Die ? by Doofan(f): 5:36pm On Nov 06, 2009
Heaven awaits u darlin
Health / Std Palaver by Doofan(f): 12:21am On Oct 07, 2009
pls nairalanders,help me judge dis matter .my man complains of itches all d time.first time he did,i went for a swab test n der found nothin.2nd time he complained,went for a test n still nothin on me.3rd time he complained again went n nothin.2days ago he complained of same itches,n pus cmin on his dick wen he urinates,today we went for a test together.d annoyin tin is i ve been faithful n not cheated on him,i know he cheats wenever he travels cuz i see him wit condom n der dissapear,but wat i dunt understand is if he uses dis condoms y does he ve itches?pls wat do i do now cuz its really botherin me cuz i smetimes he jokinly says oh its u now.maybe u change d result wit d lab people;, so do i just seat n tke dis shit or wat do i do?where could d problem be comin frm?
Politics / Re: Aondoakaa Chased From Hotel Room by Doofan(f): 12:17pm On Sep 20, 2009
08022243480 james ibori s number.but send sms only as he doesnt answer unknown numbers.
He is d definition of corruption if u check d dictionary.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Did You Spend Your Weekend Doing? by Doofan(f): 5:50pm On Sep 14, 2009
sex,sex,sex,eat,slept,woke up more sex sex sex,slept,sex,went to church,came back,eat,continued from where we stopd b4 goin to church:sex sex sex,tryn new positions frm series of porn,more sex sex sex,even as i typ now,am recievin a head,oooooooohhhhh yessss yes yes
TV/Movies / Re: Aroma Ufodike Wins N10m Ultimate Prize In Mtn Who Want's To Be A Millionaire by Doofan(f): 8:55pm On Sep 13, 2009
ooooooooo d guy is cuuuuuutttteeeee wit a capital C.any one has his contact,make i follow am spend dat money
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Igwe And Joseph Yobo Confirm Romance. by Doofan(f): 8:12pm On Sep 06, 2009
shes followin the footsteps of the other beauty queens who date older men e.g bianca and ojukwu,miss nigeria and polo boss,etc,
Family / Re: ~ Housekeeping:Share Tips On Chores You Enjoy Doing! ~ by Doofan(f): 12:26am On Sep 05, 2009
well well well,i love havin sex,loads of sex,since am a housewife,i guess dats a chore right?oh yes it is.certainly.sex sex sex,gat to go,hubby s callin for round 18 for d day,
Travel / Re: Don't Fly Bellview! by Doofan(f): 6:51pm On Sep 03, 2009
sounds fictional to me
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Be Kissed? by Doofan(f): 10:09pm On Sep 12, 2006
u heard me lover boy angry tongue[img][/img]
Romance / Re: How Does It Feel To Be Kissed? by Doofan(f): 8:12pm On Sep 12, 2006
why r u unlucky?

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