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Politics / Re: $44 Million Fraud: Fbi Declares Nigerian Wanted Like Bin Ladin by dough(m): 3:56pm On Jan 25, 2009
First off, I don't care about anybody's opinion on this but it is a known fact that "An average Nigerian is 10 times smarter than any other nationals". The only reason why any of Nigerian's crime is ever "over exaggerated" is because they see it as  an Oppression. Nigerians Oppressing other nationals with the brain they've got.

2ndly, I am sick of people attributing Nigerian's bad reputation to all this young boys and their hustle. It is not something of today.  It has been before the independence. Nigerians has been scamming before Christ. Nigerian independence itself was a scam, only if you know what i mean (The same way OBJ --> MTN to Nigeria was a scam, even though it has its advantages too. And that is what scam is all about). Everybody grew up in scam. Come to think of it, what do you expect of a kid who watches his/her mother boiling the rice/beans measurement in hot water in order to cheat costumers? What would that kind of a kid grow to be? Jesus Christ?

There is always a tendency of a criminal in all human. There is a tendency of a warrior in any Isreali. There is always a tendency of a terrorist in any afghan, same way there is always a tendency of a scammer/smartness in all Nigerians. It's a pure fact, so let "he who is without a sin, cast the first stone".
Romance / Re: In Love With Two Friends! by dough(m): 10:49am On Feb 02, 2007
Hey'all enough of this, everyone know it aint fair for her to go to bed with his bf's friend but it seems so many people here have been taking too long, i mean between what's so special about what's between her legs? Most time, women make it look like it's such a precious goal that should be hard to reach. WTF, especially those in africa with their kinda mentality and most african gurls make sex look like they're doing their guy a big favor making love to 'em, what favor? Sex? C'mon let's be reasonable for min. It's something we both gonna enjoy, we having fun here? So why should it be so hard to reach. The first time i had sex with my new gf here, she was actually the one that asked for it, i bet no african gurl could ever say that. They want it, they need it but they'll always pretend like they don't and hurt theirself, why? Stupid mentality, y'all better change and think like better people grin grin So Moyo, do whatever suit you. Have fun as much as you can, it's your life yo!

Aight now, i know y'all gatchaself a gun to kill me, right? So let's do it, do whatcha do. I know most of y'all wanna come for me now, Just do it. tongue
Romance / Re: What Qualities Make A 'Real Man'? by dough(m): 1:42am On Feb 02, 2007
oh what makes a real man? Very simple, It is how big the man's head is to carry the whole family. Not like papa ajasco. Oh gosh, i miss baba ajasco like crazy grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Why Do Nigerian Men Like Fat Women? by dough(m): 1:38am On Feb 02, 2007
as for me, i no like lepa and i no like orobo, i bet y'all know what i like something like lepa-robo, not robot though tongue
Politics / Re: Black President In America by dough(m): 1:23am On Feb 02, 2007
you'r right sharetroll, i guess that's what's about to happen again. They've found a new instrument, Obama.
Music/Radio / Re: My Name Is Ikechukwu by dough(m): 12:37am On Feb 02, 2007
Menh, that lp whakc like shit, i spit on that cd, that guy is a real dummy, a disgrace to my country mess it. Matter of fact, this guy need topay damages for what he has done to my country's name. Tell him to go suck a D*ck!
Romance / Re: Are Virgins Still Respected? by dough(m): 12:30am On Feb 02, 2007
@Damsal, if you've ever been to Laguna or Venice beach you would know i'm not just talking about what those gurls wear at the beach but what goes down under 'em wears tongue, but now you wouldn't understand, ya feel? wink
Romance / Re: In Love With Two Friends! by dough(m): 12:27am On Feb 02, 2007
Well, i don't think its right that you go to bed with you boyfriend's friend and at the same time it's not a good idea to tell him anything about it. But gurl, i feel ya, i feel ya well well. I know the kind of guy your boyfriend's friend is. He's got the sense of humor. Witty, wicked, sarcastic, He makes you laugh, you enjoy his company, you're getting addicted to being around him, oh c'mon girl it seems i'm the only one feelin ya here. Well i don't know the solution to you problem but i feel ya. believe me.
Romance / Re: I Want Her To Trust Me by dough(m): 12:07am On Feb 02, 2007
Holla at the Belgium gurl, She don't shit for you. Once she don't feel it for you, believe me you can't earn it. It's just as simple as D.I.C.K.

The problem is you. I don't know why guys still find it difficult to get it with female. I have never had this kinda problem in my life. I don't care of you have done something to loose her trust, but believe me, the problem is not now, it was on your first date. But you wouldn't understand, cos you simply don't GET IT.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Should Be Ashamed by dough(m): 11:57pm On Feb 01, 2007
See, that's a problem that all rich people have. Do you know Bill Gate sometimes don't like being the richest man. I don't know if anyone here read an article where Bill actually said he sometime wish he's not rich? Why? Cos it causes too much unwanted attentions. All problems and solutions around the world most times boils down to Bill Gate. This people are human like us. They also have personal problems. Sometimes most of us just hear/read about how much they worth, but believe me most time those monies are not enough for them. Do anyone here knows the meaning of standard of living? If yes, then that answer all.
Between i don't think we need anyone to come and help us. Sincerely speaking if i'm a celebrity with alotta money, i would only make sure i take good care of my family and friend, NO ONE ELSE. (okay, you can kill me after this post). Reason being that the people who are suppose to help in eradicating these problems (people in power) would never stop causing more. They advance in their embesslement project, they steal this money and forget 'bout the lil men. So why should i waste my money that i sweat for when all y'all lil men can't stand up for yourself and stop this people from making life a hard place for you? You still go about campaigning for this bastards, dancing, singing and doing a whole lotta stuff for this people to get to power and suffer y'all the more, Imagine that, That's crazy [Fella - Suffering and Smilling].

Instead of waiting for any celebrity, why can't Nigeira stand up for herself and make Nigeria Better. Who is Nigeria? Me, You, Them, Us, So you can see it's just like standing up and making our lifes better project.

Look at singapore for instance, see the way they rise to power. They started some 20 years plus ago (it's never too late for us though). They didn't call any celebrity to help them, instead they all worked together by an Individual saving 27% of their monthly salary. Each Singaporian saves 27% of his/her monthly salary to the government account. Calculate that for 20 years? You know the number? How many figure? and their normal country revenue didn't stop bringing in money for the country. So, sum it all together? What do you get? 27% of citizens salary for 20+ years + country normal revuneu for 20 years = what?
You don't wanna know how good singapore is doing in world market now.

So let's stand up and do soemthing for ourselves instead of waiting for 'em guys who sweat heavily before making their money. We have professional Economistsss in our country, what are they all doing? Economizing their pocket? ahahaha
Romance / Re: Are Virgins Still Respected? by dough(m): 11:02pm On Feb 01, 2007
@Damsal, if you've ever been to Laguna or Venice beach you would know i'm not just talking about what those gurls wear at the beach but what goes down under 'em wears tongue, but now you wouldn't understand, ya feel? wink
Travel / Re: London Is Not The Paradise I Expected by dough(m): 11:01pm On Feb 01, 2007
hey, i don't think we're talking about cities that are better than London here? London isn't that bad. I have been to london twice and manchester m34 once and they aint that bad like some cities in Nigeria, thank God our FCT is now taking a shape like london shocked tongue
Romance / Re: How To Tell What A Guy Wants On Your First Date by dough(m): 3:32pm On Feb 01, 2007
this is not a kind of sex discriminating arguement, i just want to add that there are so many of 'em girls who always act like that know everything, the ones you call 'over sabi' probably because she has been dating those "Wussy' types.

Now there are 3 three types of Girls,

1. The Naives
2. The intelligent ones
3. The Antelopes grin grin

The naives ones are mostly good girls, innocent that need to be treated like a princess. Moreover we have the intellegent ones. At first when you meet with an intelligent girl, you would always mistake her for an Over Sabi girl but how would you know that she's one of one of 'em over sabis? The truth of the matter is all girls want a 'RUDE BOI', guys you think i'm crazy? I'm sure girls out there knows what i'm talking about. Now back to the topic, there's no doubt that this intelligent girl has always been dating 'em wuss, because it's very difficult to find a rude boi now a days. Between, smoking helm, touting around does not mean that you're the kind of rude boy i'm talking about. You need to learn how the word rude boy works with women, and one more thing is that women could be 1000x sensitive than a man. A woman knows if you get it, from your first sentence. Your looks have nothing to do if she's going to fall for you or not. So once the girl find out you're not one of 'em wuss, "The Intelligent Ones" would step down for you because the truth of the matter is that all girls need a man who could "dominate", "Rule", "Lead" and not an ass kisser. Once she's step down for you, and you being the smart guy, you would know immediately it's then for you to dominate the whole conversation and tell her what you want. She'll gladful do it, even if it's something she has sworn to her dad never to do.

Now back to the question of who would a girl know what a guy want? You really wouldn't know what that rude guy want, until he tell you and i'm sure you would do just want he wanted.

And now to the over sabis, i like to play a game with 'em types, i call it " Whatcha Do is Whatcha Get", ya digs?

50- cent; Do i need to spell it out for you niggaz all the time? are you an illetterate niggaz? You can't read between the line? For the Bible Says; What Goes Around, Comes Around" ---------SOURCE FROM 'WISH DEATH' (MANY MEN)

To 'em wuss, i bet they wouldn't understand.
Politics / Re: Why Is IBB Not In Prison? by dough(m): 2:24pm On Feb 01, 2007
Politics / Re: Why Is IBB Not In Prison? by dough(m): 2:18pm On Feb 01, 2007
Just to back your point samorijack, people open your eyes and read about MOBUTU.
Travel / Re: London Is Not The Paradise I Expected by dough(m): 2:14pm On Feb 01, 2007
@ naija4life, men you gatto be kidding, holding an american pass do not mean anything man. I'm hold the same pass like you. Tell me something, did you ever try to enter even Mexico lately? If you're in Cali. you go know what i'm talking about? For your information perhaps it's been long you left the US, brova you have to call ya peeps right here and ask what's going down, cos you'r not up-to-date, ya dig?
Travel / Re: London Is Not The Paradise I Expected by dough(m): 2:08pm On Feb 01, 2007
London, Cyprus, Kuwait, USA, CA wherever, there's no place like home. I personally i'm missing Naija like mad and i'm no doubt coming home soon. I don't know the heck is wrong with most Nigerian guys i've met here, they have never thought of coming back home and come and look at them, dem no get any good thing to show for their staying here atall. Whenever i take a drive with mom, she dey always complain sey make i look at 'em naija guys hustling like shit and at the end of the day have nothing to show for it.
Let me tell you brothers and sisters, to me i believe it's not how many years you stay in that foreign country you are, it's what you acheive. I would never hold anyone for how he/she comes about his/her money. Americans would say Do whatcha do. It's your life, do whatever ever. Scam, Slang Crack, distribute, sing, Do legit work, whatever, just remember the so called 'generic' Nigerian way of thinking about people living abroad and remember KWAM 1's music, Boshe lo, lo she bo. And about those who seems to be the loosers abroad and turns about to be the winner in naija, just a wait min, one of my childhood friend who is now in Manchester was proposing on buy himself a Peoguet 406, he called me and told me about it, i tried to talk him into not buying it but he wouldn't listen, so he bought it. 2 days later he came back to me and told me what he has thru before he was allowed to drive the car he bought and how many tickets he has been given by the road conductors. He was expectin me to feel pity for him, but believe him instead i was just laughing cos if he had not bought the car, he wouldn't have understand why i told him not to. What i'm trying to pull outta this is that, think about him taking the money down to naija, omo, imagine the kind car wey hin go buy himself and how free hin go ride hin car even buga some people. That's it about it and same thing is applicable to 'em who can't even afford to pay their rent here in states and own many houses in Nigeria.

The point is, let's all go back home and build up our country, no one would do that for us if we don't, if you think i'm crazy, think about Sinpagore's rise to power.

Just ma 2 cent
Romance / Re: Are Virgins Still Respected? by dough(m): 1:34pm On Feb 01, 2007
God, first off, do you think the so called Virgil thing still exist and if yes, do you think I can withstand dating a girl without touching her, matter of fact, most of us guy can't. Reason being, we have seen on this same planet where a LovePeddler, slut, slave (BDSM), hawker and even those ones wey dem don do p***y plastic surgery grin for dey pretend like sey dem still be virgil and on the night of honey-moon (sour-venus tongue) everything thing turn to yam pepper scatter scatter. I'm sure that might have happened to somebody here. So with that kinda experience how do you want ME to believe any gurl telling me some V-Boot stories? Between, shit happens, you na mean? wink. If you don't know what i mean, go to the beach one day and see exactly what i mean. (I no dey talk about Kuramo o, grin) Go to beach where you go see gurl in thongs, Bikinis and G-G-G-G- (Unot) strings.
Celebrities / Re: 2face And Akon,who Is Better? by dough(m): 5:18am On Feb 01, 2007
This is just like asking who is the richest between Bill Gate and yourself, you give yourself the answer to that
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia: Richest Musician In Nigeria? by dough(m): 5:15am On Feb 01, 2007
2face bawo, lailai ahahahaha

Funniest joke i've heard in 2007
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Could Be Lying About Her Age by dough(m): 5:15am On Feb 01, 2007
to Uche2nna menh, i pity you alot, Men you must be a hell of a great looser to have that kinda self doubt. Gaddamn, some people wouldn't just understand how possibility thinking works
Phones / Re: How Often Do You Charge Your Phone? by dough(m): 4:59am On Feb 01, 2007
well the only phone i once treated like that was Nokia 1100 and the was back in naija when i was doing a research on Nokia products. Believe me i used that phone like Bleep
Phones / Re: Where Can I Send Free SMS? by dough(m): 4:58am On Feb 01, 2007
clickatell
Phones / Re: What Type Of Phone Are You Using? by dough(m): 4:57am On Feb 01, 2007
I bought me a SE K800i
Phones / Re: What's The Lastest Phone Today? by dough(m): 4:50am On Feb 01, 2007
Layi, that should be a Side-Kick, right? Is that phone in Naija yet?
Phones / Re: Is There Any Mobile Software That Reads Pdf File? If So Share With Us. by dough(m): 4:40am On Feb 01, 2007
I gat a .pdf compactible phone. K800i Vodafone vers and playboy gat another vers. of K800i but don't have it. Kinda weird though
Phones / Re: The Next Phone To Rock Nigeria's Market by dough(m): 4:37am On Feb 01, 2007
I feel ya ma brova but the truf of the matter is, you really can't do anything about it. You can't stop 'em, you could only become one of their costumers or haters. Very simple decision you gotta make
Phones / Re: Doing Business In The Uk? Redirect Calls Free To Africa Mobile. by dough(m): 4:33am On Feb 01, 2007
I know this site, they'r like an affliate to dmClub
Phones / Re: Show your Phone by dough(m): 4:17am On Feb 01, 2007
I use a SE K800i
Phones / Re: Anybody Here Who Used Se Z1010 In The Past Or Present? by dough(m): 4:12am On Feb 01, 2007
Oh here, i have used SE Z1010 in 2005, Oh i love that phone, feel free to ask me any question about it if you encounter one.

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