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Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 9:08pm On Apr 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
Quote me if you're online
smiley
Celebrities / Re: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by Dpussyhunter: 8:58pm On Apr 25, 2018
consultancy:
i think he referred to the guy who made those comments about wanting CEEcee, not to ceecee herself


he said he wanted what the guy prayed for too i.e a wife like cee-c

he also said he admired her (cynuthia)


but later went on to say though he admires her, she is an attention seeking peacock and a môrôn


you get it now bruv? smiley 6
Celebrities / Re: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by Dpussyhunter: 8:53pm On Apr 25, 2018
Omonoba1:
common statement that the guy made and you don't even understand, yet you are quoting him.He was referring to the guy and not Ceecee.. I even wonder how people liked your post self.



i just gave u a like


and you're welcome smiley
Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 8:45pm On Apr 25, 2018
wheres optional1 the fine woman who owes me a 6hrs doggy btw?
Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 8:44pm On Apr 25, 2018
QueenSuccubus:

Women & True Love tongue grin
cheesy cheesy cheesy
really?

but what do women "trully love"

dont help me with this...............i think i know tge answer already






MONEY!! MONEY!!! MONEY!!!! .

qui?
Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 8:39pm On Apr 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
seen it? Let me remove it

no i didnt

went off for a while earlier embarassed

ermmm how 'bout you send it as a mail smiley
Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 7:57pm On Apr 25, 2018
Oyindidi:
See as you forget me


forget kwa shocked


how can i forget the mother of one of d most cute boys i have ever seen smiley


thing is i lost my phone some time ago and all my contacts with it embarassed plus i was too busy to visit nl around jan ending to i think early march


anyways how'qe you doing and how's bright? smiley
Romance / Re: Did I Do Something Wrong Or Was I Over Independent? by Dpussyhunter: 7:52pm On Apr 25, 2018
Mariinee:
Lmao. This one is a goal digger. sad sad
Es eh mech.

I don't even know yet. But, I'm going home on Monday sha, after my paper. grin


cheesy cheesy
honey it's called "insuring the (my) future" grin


on monday?.................cool


i know you'll lazy around and do nothing all through ur 1st week at home cheesy 3
Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 3:48pm On Apr 25, 2018
QueenSuccubus:


grin

Men and their lies are like 5&6 cool


more like some men though......................there's still some real cool honest once like us grin


mind helping me with this; WOmeN AND _________ ARE LIKE 5&6


st

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Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Nigerian Ladies Are Desperate To Get Married by Dpussyhunter: 3:43pm On Apr 25, 2018
pocohantas:
We don't wanna become evening newspaper. Before they use us to wrap suya. We are touched... cry

woah!

is that the face you make whenEVER you feel "touched" shocked

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Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 3:23pm On Apr 25, 2018
QueenSuccubus:



Im serious..coz when he knows im mad after i catched him lying, he will start singing praise & worship songs grin



I can only imagine cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Game Time by Dpussyhunter: 3:20pm On Apr 25, 2018
her BJ skills,..................my god! it's so ethereal!!!
Romance / Re: Did I Do Something Wrong Or Was I Over Independent? by Dpussyhunter: 3:00pm On Apr 25, 2018
Mariinee:
Lol! You haven't asked me out oh. grin

Lmao...Hausa wolfs indeed.cheesy


nah!...............your case is different


i've got it all mapped out...............; wait for u to finish sch and start working in a huge firm...

once the millions stasts coming in........ ........BOOM!........ ......i'll then ask you out wink



which ever it is, do well to be careful...........you know men are scum cheesy just t


what group you in anyways; the "i cant wait to go home" gang or the "abeg i dont want to go home............hols is just 2weeks lemme just stay in sch"
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Slayqueen And What I Did by Dpussyhunter: 2:30pm On Apr 25, 2018
this is me wondering how a supposedly ill préèk had the miraculous strength to help his supposed slay queen with the cooking, and cleaning of the kitchen undecided


and worse he even had reserved strenggth to later finger the said slay queen undecided



why you no just use the small strength take cook better food chop instead of this whole fiasco wey con happen?


anyways what do i know grin




#Slay queens are dumb sha esp the local ones




gto later

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Celebrities / Re: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by Dpussyhunter: 1:19pm On Apr 25, 2018
JasonScoolari:
Even though we have similar prayer and i really admire Cynthia, but i think the slowpoke is just another attention seeking peacock.


only you think she's a môrôn, only you think she's an attention seeker, only you still think she's a peacock................


yet only you still qeally admire her and only you pray you have a wife like her



no offence but oga why are you confused undecided

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Celebrities / Re: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by Dpussyhunter: 1:13pm On Apr 25, 2018
this one dey find who he go dey beat everyday undecided


issoraite

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Romance / Re: Stop Seducing Me,My Body Is Not Yours! by Dpussyhunter: 12:49pm On Apr 25, 2018
ladyhippolyta88 stop seducing me! angry

Romance / Re: Stop Seducing Me,My Body Is Not Yours! by Dpussyhunter: 12:39pm On Apr 25, 2018
sarah will not stop seducing me now o.................she wants me to go to hell because of her angry
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amaka stop seducing me at the office with ur black skirt and that my favourite blue mini skirt you sometimes wear on fridays!! angry


ruth will not listen to my cry now.......................stop seducing me angry :



jessica stop seducing me,.......,...i will fùck you o angry
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steph you leave me alone na.................my body is not yours abi na by force!! undecided


partor obed's wife has been seducing me for years now...............lemme go an show her dis post

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Romance / Re: Your Woman Is Not Ugly,give Her Money And You Will See Nicki Minaj In Your Room by Dpussyhunter: 12:22pm On Apr 25, 2018
prechbills1:


90% of Nigerian ladies don't really have sense..
can't her parents give her that money so she can be like Nicki Minaj?


hahahahahaha


that's the thing with some 9ja ladies


you see them stop depending on their parents when they clock 18 and sometimes even leave the house


one would think they're mature and want to go independent (work for themselves) but NO! they're only leaving their parents house and care to depend on one sorry ass loser with a penîs and little cash they call their boyfriend undecided w

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Romance / Re: Slay Queen With UK Location Fled After Being Spotted Carrying Gallons Of Water by Dpussyhunter: 9:45am On Apr 25, 2018
Saff:
I wonder what wrong with fetching water? When I was in naija I used to fetch water on my head, I can still post pictures and slay. What’s the big deal?


when you were in naija before you went to italy abi cheesy


and the big deal is this awon slay queen said she was from awon UK (united kingdom) when truely she is an egbon from awon UK (Uwakanda kingdom) undecided

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Romance / Re: Duncan Daniels Proposes To His Girlfriend On Kenyan Safari by Dpussyhunter: 9:18am On Apr 25, 2018
khiaa:


I live in the U.S.not the U.K. Low self-esteem in white girls is what drives the continuous growth of cosmetic companies that produce skin turning lotions, better known as sun tanning lotions. grin They are very insecure women who suffer from anorexia and bulimia.


wow.............that's new @embolden


would check that up later to see if there's some sorta statistics backing that though


and just so you know, not all of us "african men" are into 'em whites, talk more or less worshiping them


personally i love me a black or dark or ebony thick lady with blue or hazel eyes, full luscious lips, green,blue or red hair, 52l boobz, heavy backside, thick lydias covering cloe, flat tummy and lastly must be a lover of heels



fit the description? grin



mmo,
Romance / Re: I Am Not A Lazy Young Nigerian (pic) by Dpussyhunter: 8:51am On Apr 25, 2018
BiggerbossAmani:
"yeah the guy is addicted to attention just like his friend"

Gofwane can you hear the stupid statement you made

I have told you guys many times

Stop giving me the attention I seek!!! Very simple thing to do

I don't blame you nigga
Had it been you know how long and why I stay away for sometime you wouldn't be saying this rubbish


sorry bruv


had menstrual cramps y-day and it set me in bad mood


anyways welcome back again....,................,i do know why u "left" btw...


according to you; TO MAKE MORE CASH!!
Romance / Re: I Am Not A Lazy Young Nigerian (pic) by Dpussyhunter: 1:13am On Apr 25, 2018
Gofwane:
grin yeah the guy is addicted to attention just like his friend, the memory card seller that recently claimed "he" got his girlfriend pregnant.

cheesy cheesy
i swear


this one said "long term sabbatical".......................the long term was just 3 days and a few hours after his so called announcement


and 'bout the other guy, what's the latest


i havent seen him post anything of late undecided
Romance / Re: Does Being So Honest In Relationship Make Or Break Relationships by Dpussyhunter: 12:42am On Apr 25, 2018
if you're in a relationship with a die hard unrepentant slay queen, utter sincerity and honesty would make the relationship (more like fùck-lationship) crumble even before it started


whereas , honesty and trust would make and thrive in a relationship with two ______

(complete the sentence..............like my siggy say, i hate long talks) undecided



jplsou

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Romance / Re: Duncan Daniels Proposes To His Girlfriend On Kenyan Safari by Dpussyhunter: 12:34am On Apr 25, 2018
khiaa:


How can you ask a Black American, Native American, black Hispanic why whites are the most disliked race of people in the world to them, you should know better. They have given us hundreds of reasons to find them demonic. The question you should ask is what have blacks done to whites to create their savagery and hatred towards every race in the world? The answer would be NOTHING. They are the most insecure people on the planet. undecided


cheesy
you're quite passionate 'bout this.........................makes me wonder if there's a story behind the _____


anyways i dont know the norm or how things work in da U-kingdom but right here in africa, scratch that, right here in naija, the blacks are the most insecure bunch


hell, even a black lady feels threatened by a ordinary "fair" lady (not even white)......................low self esteem in black girls is what drives the continuous growth of cosmetic companies that produce skin tuning creams better known as bleaching crmin
Romance / Re: Did I Do Something Wrong Or Was I Over Independent? by Dpussyhunter: 12:26am On Apr 25, 2018
Mariinee:
Lmao.

UI koh. They aren't even disturbing at all. Who's interested in an ugly face? Lol.


I am o....................but sadly all the ugly faces i like always turn me down.................they say i'm to handsome for them lipsrsealed


ok, so if the yoruba demons aint disturbing who then are the ones disturbing/wooing you evperyday


is it our brothers the igbo arc angels or the delta pharoahs or perharps the hausa wolfs
Romance / Re: Duncan Daniels Proposes To His Girlfriend On Kenyan Safari by Dpussyhunter: 12:09am On Apr 25, 2018
khiaa:

Make that 1000. It's embarrassing how they worship whites. undecided

what's ur ish with white people miss K angry

you some sorta sexy racist or something?
Romance / Re: Who Knows The English Name Of This Fruit? by Dpussyhunter: 12:05am On Apr 25, 2018
hmmmm.................the things igbo people eat (no pun intended)

what the fùck is this really? undecided

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Romance / Re: I Am Not A Lazy Young Nigerian (pic) by Dpussyhunter: 12:01am On Apr 25, 2018
i knew this clown was gonna come back a few hours after he announced his said "long term" sabbatical off nl cos he really cant do without the attention he gets here



#welcome back!!!
Romance / Re: Did I Do Something Wrong Or Was I Over Independent? by Dpussyhunter: 11:48pm On Apr 24, 2018
Mariinee:
Lol! I don't know, must be a hormonal change or something.


hormonal change? shocked.......................nah, i think i'll go with "something" instead


hope dem UI yoruba demons ain't disturbing you much sha.................(even with the now "ugly face"wink j.
Romance / Re: Did I Do Something Wrong Or Was I Over Independent? by Dpussyhunter: 11:24pm On Apr 24, 2018
Mariinee:
You better tell me what P stands for. undecided angry

Lol! I know right. I'm tired of showing my ugly face off.


cheesy cheesy

no worries hun...........................you'll know soon enough


oh really @embolden cheesy


and since when did the face turn "ugly" cos last i checked, it used to be "P" :
Romance / Re: Did I Do Something Wrong Or Was I Over Independent? by Dpussyhunter: 10:56pm On Apr 24, 2018
Mariinee:
Kinda what?
Oh. What fault? I haven't noticed any.

kinda "P"

and uhmm u should check again

there's a huge fault and it's quite obvious ;



























you ain't got a display picture on!!!!!!!

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