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Food / Re: Gen Z Lady Cooks Porridge With 13 Seasoning Cubes For Boyfriend—watch! by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:46pm On Sep 30
NaijaCelebrity:
A light-skinned Gen Z baddie has taken the internet by storm with her unusual cooking style, preparing yam porridge in her boyfriend's kitchen with a whopping 13 seasoning cubes, honey, and an assortment of spices. The video captures her confidently whipping up this controversial meal while her boyfriend eagerly awaits the final result. Whether this is love or just an overload of flavor, it’s definitely one for the books!

The hilarious moment has viewers questioning whether this "yummy" dish is truly a labor of love or a culinary experiment gone too far. With her boyfriend's priceless reaction, this video is a must-watch for anyone who enjoys a good laugh or wants to see how Gen Z is changing the rules of the kitchen.


Could you handle a porridge like this? Watch the video and decide for yourself!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj9ERzzcdE8
Behold, the world's most patient killer.
Romance / Re: How My Edo Poly Lecturer Boyfriend Left Me With Twin Pregnancy To ‘japa’ by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:34am On Sep 30
Karleb:


If she had that pregnancy for a student like her, she would have aborted.

When I see some women suffering, I'm slow to give my pity these days. Some of them are just foolish.
Exactly!
She thought she could bag someone that is going abroad, her greed landed her in her current predicament. Pining over a man who will end up with either an akata or fat, old white lady that he will be a houshusband to, but will still divorce him and take half of his assets.
Romance / Re: How My Edo Poly Lecturer Boyfriend Left Me With Twin Pregnancy To ‘japa’ by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:28am On Sep 30
I actually do not have pity for this lady.

She chose to put herself in her current condition and chose to raise her children in poverty. When a man expresses a lack of interest in raising your pregnancy, you abort it. She chose to be stubborn about it and chose to abort her destiny by keeping the twins and being a single mom.

Parenting is hard enough for 2 people not to talk of her alone. I hope to show young ladies that this where where 'God will provide' mindset will land you. Begging for money on social media and pursuing a deadbeat yoruba man.

She would have graduated and have been job-hunting or opening her business, now she has to think of 2 extra mouths to feed. She is now a 3 in 1 burden to her parents who are supposed to be enjoying retirement. She should have chosen better. She could have met a better man who would love, marry her and start a family with her.

CHOOSE BETTER LADIES!!

PROTECT YOUR WOMB FROM DESTINY DESTROYER MEN!

YOUR DESTINY IS IN YOUR HANDS!

FIGHT AGAINST REPRODUCTIVE CORERCION!

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Romance / Re: How My Edo Poly Lecturer Boyfriend Left Me With Twin Pregnancy To ‘japa’ by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:17am On Sep 30
Lalami3232:
grin
Do you know why there was little or no single mothers in the time of our forefathers? It was because the women then knew how to close legs. They won't open legs because of gifts, neither will they open it because of iPhone or shawarma. But today, the reverse is the case.
People are more pained when they lost their headset than virginity. People have come up with useless quotes of "her past doesn't matter". People have come out with baseless theory of non-virgins will be more faithful because they've seen it all.
Now let's analyze this together.
Do you crave for Japanese or Korean food? I guess NO. Do you know why? It's because you haven't eaten them before. But if you eat those food for 5-10yrs consistently like our non-virgins take gbola consistently, you will have craving for such kinds of food.
Like I will always say, a fairly used product can never be compared to a new one. It's left for you to decipher the meaning from the proverb.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.
The reason why there were little single mothers was because men knew how to accept responsibility for their actions then. Not like men of today who want to have their cake and eat it.

People were still having premarital sex then. Do not be deceived.

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Politics / Re: Lagos Lagoon Carnival Set To Hold In December by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:13am On Sep 30
Oakenshield:
Calabar set the Pace for carnival and now every dick and Harry wants to do it.
lagos has been doing it long before calabar carnival became a thing
Business / Re: See what I experience with a market woman today by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:11am On Sep 30
EreluRoz:
What are you doing in the market as a man? Men that goes to the market are very stingy and aggressive.
I dislike men that would open eyes to everything and won't allow women to be women peacefully.

You should have a woman maybe a market woman that get your things for you.
Why can't a man go to the market? What if he is a bachelor who can cook his own meals? Your statement is very ignorant and misogynistic

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Sports / Re: 'I Rebuilt My Life After My Wife Took Everything' - Arsenal Star Emmanuel Eboue by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:02pm On Sep 24

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Education / Re: Lady In Shock As Man Lists Conditions For Sponsoring Her HND by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:11pm On Sep 19
Namaster:
NOT your boyfriend. NOT your husband.
NOT your brother. Not your father.
He has NO relationship with you.

But you wanted him to SPONSOR your HND just because he asked about your future plans? grin

I like the fact that the guy is NOT even mincing words:

"If you want me to sponsor your HND, bring your WOMB!"



Her womb is worth more than that HND. The girl should run. It's a stupid deal, it reeks or abuse and narcissism. Men always want to trap women with a bright future and bring them down with pregnancy

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Family / Re: Check The Statistic Of Single Motherhood Percent By State In Nigeria — Statisene by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:52pm On Sep 13
LegendHero:
SINGLE MOTHERHOOD BY STATE (HUSBAND IS DEAD)

Percentage of children age 0-17 years living with mother alone where father is dead

2011
Top 10States
1 🟢Enugu — 9.8%
2 🟢Abia — 8.6%
3 🟢Ebonyi — 8.5%
4 🟢Imo — 8.5%
5 🟢Anambra — 7.5%
6 🟤Cross River — 5.2%
7 🟤Akwa ibom — 5%
8 🟠Benue — 4.8%
9 🟤Rivers — 4.7%
10 🟠FCT — 4.6%

2016
1 🟢Ebonyi — 9.4%
2 🟢Enugu — 8.7%
3 🟢Anambra — 8.1%
4 🟤Akwa Ibom — 7.2%
5 🟤Edo — 7.1%
6 🟢Abia — 6.7%
7 🟢Imo — 6.5%
8 🟠Benue — 6.1%
9 ⚫️Borno — 5.8%
10 🟤Rivers — 5.7%

2021
1 🟤Bayelsa — 10.6%
2 🟢Ebonyi — 8.6%
3 🟢Enugu — 8.6%
4 🟢Anambra — 8.3%
5 🟤Rivers — 7.9%
6 🟤Akwa Ibom — 7.7%
7 🟠Benue — 7.3%
8 🟣Ondo — 6.9%
9 🟢Abia — 6.2%
10 🟤Edo — 5.9%

🟠NC 🟤SS 🟢SE ⚫️NE 🟣SW
where is lagos?

Doesn't it make more sense that lagos with a higher population and a cultural melting pot should have a higher single motherhood rate? Something is fishy with this study
Education / Re: Unspeakable Thing About Medical Schools In Nigeria by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:48pm On Sep 13
jaephoenix:

I never said the doc is the only person managing a patient. Maybe u don't understand me. Lemme give an example
If a patient asks "Oh doc, what foods should I avoid as a diabetic? Can I take cheese or ugba as a hypertensive? ", do you start dealing the dietician there? You can refer to a dietician but then what if your facility doesn't have the services of one. What do you do? Now you understand
Now I understand.

And I do work in a facility that doesn't have the services of a dietitian or more specialized services so yes I can speak for general side effects, diets and exercises or recommendations the average doctor should know and the ones I encounter along my practice and can give general advice. It is for the rarer cases I can pick a phone in front of my patient and tell them that I am calling an expert for advice.

But overall, please there is no shame in googling symptoms (althoughthe way a medical professional will googlea symptom is very different from those without medical knowledge). It is a sign of humility and the intent to do no harm by realizing that you don't know everything.
Education / Re: Unspeakable Thing About Medical Schools In Nigeria by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:14pm On Sep 13
jaephoenix:

The thing is this. Patient care solely lies on the feet of the physician. So anything that pertains to their health, whether dietary, lifestyle, drug interactions, side effects etc (which lies slightly beyond our field of study or domain) is required of you as the primary care provider, and s/he looks up to u to provide it. So try a nd learn more about those fields. Besides they were taught in med school, so sharpen your knowledge
Yes and no. No one has all knowledge. That patients come to the hospital to see a doctor doesn't mean that it is only the doctor that is treating him/her. Actually a lot goes on behind the scenes and the patient is managed by a Healthcare team not just the doctor.

The same way you watch a movie to see the actors, but there is a whole production team behind the scenes like producers, directors, prop team, costume designers and so on
Family / Re: I Want To Leave My Matrimonial Home by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:31pm On Sep 12
ojobolinda:
I regret getting married. My marriage is just a year old.
I can't go into details but the bottom line is, I am not divorcing just want a separation.
Reason for my decision
1) I hate sex where as my husband loves it. I have being unable to satisfactory fulfill my conjugal duties to him. I can stay a year without sex and I am happy but its unfair to my husband because he loves sex. We quarrel about it often.

2) Where we are living is affecting my mental health and I pleaded with him for us to relocate but he refused.

There are more which I can't type because it will make the post lengthy

I want to live apart from my husband and his family. I just want to move to another state and stay alone, all by myself. Marriage is not for me. I don't want my parent to know about it too because they wouldn't approve of it ( I have always given them this impression that I am happy in my marriage).

I am currently pregnant and we both agreed he will have custody of the child when he is born.

I just want to know if I will regret my action in the long run
You are entitled to feel the way you feel. Do what is in your best interest lest the marriage fester and you Raise that child with resentment
Education / Re: Unspeakable Thing About Medical Schools In Nigeria by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:08pm On Sep 12
jaephoenix:

Sometimes I Google side effects and drug drug interactions. Many docs don't pay attention to those
True because it happens to only a few people in the grand scheme of things. It is also not really our field of study but the real experts on side effects will be pharmacists and pharmacologists. They are who I consult for side effects especially the rarer ones.
Education / Re: Unspeakable Thing About Medical Schools In Nigeria by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:03pm On Sep 12
bdon123:

For serious ailments not minor .... it shows their not as smart as old doctors
While that is true, a lot of patient come to the hospital saying that they have malaria and typhoid or craw craw, not knowing that based on their symptoms, it is worse than that. Just because the doctor has a poker face doesn't mean he is not suspect a more insidious diagnosis based on your "typhoid and malaria" symptoms

From personal experience, one thing I google is drug dosages, especially for children, the amount of antibiotics syrup I will give to a newborn is different from what I will give to a one year old and a 3 year old. Although I can calculate a lot of figures from my head, I prefer a calculator for accuracy, besides another reason to Google is if a certain drug is safe for certain populations of people. I can never be caught dead giving, most hypertensive drugs, tetracycline or ciprofloxacin to a pregnant or nursing mother.

Another instance where one needs to google is skin diseases, because they look different in black people than white people you see in medical textbooks.

I have diagnosed many cases of Tuberculosis and HIV and 2 cases of leprosy, one patau syndrome and many more so far in my practice. Just by googling pictures.

I also helped diagnose a woman who had spent over 3.8 million naira in what she and her previous doctors believed to be ulcer that she was suffering from only to question her further and realize that the lady symptoms were because she was going through MENOPAUSE.

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Education / Re: Unspeakable Thing About Medical Schools In Nigeria by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:30pm On Sep 12
bdon123:
Like we dont regularly see doctors checking for symptoms of mere simple cases on google
it is better to check Google than to make a mistake on a patients body. Even old-fashioned doctors would pore through the references in front of patients. Nothing is wrong with looking online

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Health / Re: Updates From The New Massey Children's Hospital Construction In Lagos by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:59pm On Sep 11
LDaVinci:


It is VERY FALSE to say that Nigerians dont pay tax.
Not only do we pay tax but we also pay a great many informal and unauthorized taxes which add up.
Convert that tax to the dollar or pound and you will see that it is little in the grand scheme of things where health is concerned.

Hospitals cost money, staff cost money, to get decent standard equipment cost money, even research to discover new drugs and vaccines to treat the myriad of diseases plaguing hhumans cost millions and billions of dollars.
So all that cost has to be recouped somehow. That is why Nigerians pay out of pocket for healthcare because even the subsided, substandard Healthcare that you are criticising is being paid for by someone.

Yes good health is a basic human right, but Healthcare is a business, not a charity.
Health / Re: Updates From The New Massey Children's Hospital Construction In Lagos by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:19am On Sep 11
LDaVinci:


I make this as a general comment to all world governments - not to LASG - regarding the bold - Healthcare is one thing that should be FREE.
when Nigerians are not paying tax?

We get what we give
Health / Re: Updates From The New Massey Children's Hospital Construction In Lagos by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:18am On Sep 11
ravensckar:
It's not about having a gigantic structure, do they have enough equipments? angry angry

Have the Doctors, Nurses and Health workers started prioritising human lives? angry angry

Massey Street Hospital that almost made me lose my daughter to some "Heartless Student Doctors" about 7 years ago. If not for my wife's vigilance and resilience....

It's one thing for a hospital building to be gigantic. It's another thing for it to be fully equipped and most importantly the health workers should prioritise human life.
There are no student doctors working in Massey oga.

But sorry for what you went through, hopefully your daughter is okay
Romance / Re: Young 'Emergency Dad' Forced To Accept His Newborn Baby (Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:07am On Sep 08
Sonnobax15:
cheesy
Emergency dad indeed....

I was in the town general hospital two weeks ago.....And a Similar scenario took place......But before we could see,the boy has already japa-ed.......Even the nurses couldn't stop themselves from laughing while they kept bombarding the girl who just gave birth with insults...

The truth is that most girls of nowadays deserve these kind of guys.......They prefer following boys with no ambition but only have their big polos and saggy boxers to legit hustling guys cheesy so they should be prepared to live with the consequences for the rest of their lives.


Men that behave the way that guy did, deserve to be infertile for the rest of their life, they also deserve to never amount to anything, they also deserve to have no destiny helpers as long as they live.

The truth is that even some the legit hustling guys are almost no different. Infact they are more insidious.
Health / Re: Update: I Finally Did This To Myself Due To Gonorrhoea by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:20pm On Sep 07
BigDickProblems:


Swollen lymph nodes are usually associated with HIV. Go for a test Bro


When I see people freak for this sex of a thing I just laugh. The reward for your cravings is what you get when you can't control yourself. I am always grateful to God for making me this kind of person I am. I hardly have any sexual attraction to most girls. My spec is always very rare. In a thousand girl, I might not find my spec. From their fingers to their toe nails, their skin color, to their teeth, armpit, smell etc.

Omo B4 I find a girl to say I want to sex, it could take me many months or even a year. This is why I miss my Ex.

Sex is just overrated. Whenever I have a call girl, I only ask for handjob (and she must have beautiful fingers). That's all.
tell us you have a fetish without telling us you have a fetish

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Romance / Re: I Have Arrested My Neighbor For Child Abuse but this is happening (graphic) by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:18pm On Sep 07
Scientists:


What do you mean by Healthy?
for example, let's say she has a rare case of rectovaginal fistula( where there is an abnormal connection between the Anus and vagina).
if excrement can enter from the anus to the vagina, what's stopping sperm from anal sex traveling the same way and causing a pregnancy? Although it might cause an infection too
Romance / Re: I Have Arrested My Neighbor For Child Abuse but this is happening (graphic) by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:32pm On Sep 07
Scientists:


My Dr. Can a lady get pregnant after Anal sex?
If she is healthy, no, but nothing is impossible in medicine
Romance / Re: I Have Arrested My Neighbor For Child Abuse but this is happening (graphic) by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:23pm On Sep 07
illicit:


That's all...?

That's it

Common, Doctor save his life
🤨😒🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I am not superman biko.
Romance / Re: I Have Arrested My Neighbor For Child Abuse but this is happening (graphic) by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:44pm On Sep 06
Files:



Dr please my prick is having headache.
Please help me.
eeyah. Goodnight.
Romance / Re: I Have Arrested My Neighbor For Child Abuse but this is happening (graphic) by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:35pm On Sep 06
Scientists:


Please nairalanders help me. How can I mitigate this situation like this, time is running out cry cry cry cry cry cry embarassed embarassed
countdown for what?🤣🤣
Romance / Re: I Have Arrested My Neighbor For Child Abuse but this is happening (graphic) by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:34pm On Sep 06
Everyday247:
Chai!!! I wish I was a Hollywood director. This would have been a hit movie. This is the usual format Hollywood movies take:
1. Young girl is being abused.
2. Hero saves young girl.
3. Young girl falls in love with hero.
4. Everything concludes with a hot spicy sex scene. 🔥
A popular movie that used this format is twilight. tongue
hero is stupid.
Romance / Re: I Have Arrested My Neighbor For Child Abuse but this is happening (graphic) by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:32pm On Sep 06
illicit:
🤡
he's a real joker. He lost more brain cells as he kept typing this thread.

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Romance / Re: Tyrese Cries As Court Grants Ex-Wife's Demand For More Child Support (Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:11pm On Sep 01
GOFRONT:
Simpson Gibson
Didn't the guy cheat?
Health / Re: Strike: FG Evokes ‘No Work, No Pay’ Policy Against Resident Doctors by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:30pm On Aug 30
Ebubu4:
If you don't want to practise as a doctor, resign and stop crippling our healthcare system.
Them resigning will cripple the Healthcare sef
Food / Re: Chicken Republic Security Guard Drinking Garri (Video) by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:42am On Aug 26
Romance / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Date Female Medics by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:08am On Aug 26
1Sharon:
You are not equally yoked. Most female medics want other medics.
Not totally true. Some do, but not most
Romance / Re: "No Girl Is Genuinely Happy Until She Gets Married" - Nigerian Lady by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:05am On Aug 25
Babangidapikin:

Marriage is not an easy task in Nigeria all the loving loving tend to stop after marriage in Nigeria except you both genuinely work at it ...My body is enough stress on it's own ...if not for yeye pressures I would love to remain single for life and have my peace.
marriage was never made for love.

Many people would be better off single

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