Was the gun an Uzi?

Sienna's story just took the words outta my mouth.
so many times we are oblivious of who we really are and the kind of actions we are capable of taking in real life situations.
questions like this are very easily answered albeit without proper evaluation of actual consequences.
As a matter of fact I would prefer to answer in the negative then find out I can actually put up with it in real life.

Let's not even talk about the fact that we are Nigerians and like it or not our culture has a way of reaching us no matter how hard we try to eschew it from our lives.
It's when you are married that you will begin to notice babies. How musical their cries can sound, how cute they look, how funny they can be...There is no end to that list and like that Nigerian musician will say 'my own na my own'(That's with reference to adoption). If you're a woman, you will want to feel the pains of child birth. If you're a man, you would want to care for a pregnant wife and have her insult you at child birth.
Abeg make una leave that thing.

I'll miss having to tour this country to bits and becoming a stranger where I once called home.

I wonder how we expect to build a country when we hate ourselves this much. Reading what y'all have to say makes me wanna travel into your past and witness the events that nurtured you into such determined tribalists. Take it from me that with this mind set, even if your family were to become a country, you would still have a thousand reasons to be divided and discriminate against one another.
ndo nu

But Ogugua on a more serious note, I get orah tree for my compound. I can sell oh if ur mama still want am. I can have it smuggled in but at a price.

ogugua88:

Ask customs. I made it some weeks back with dried oha from before. Had to soak it in water before putting it in the soup. Flavor oha di ebe a, mana o di iche.

orah pottage

ogugua88:

As in... I'm heartbroken. Apparently it has to be so dried that it crumbles. Imagine.

of what use is dried orah leave Biko?

ogugua88: Modella ebe ka i no? A dim pissed. My mama just returned from Naija. Customs trowey her oha because it wasn't dried.

hahahahaha...I laughed so loud when I read this. well, I think I can help you...















I'll eat a well prepared orah soup on your behalf tomorrow with anu kpolu nku, okporoko na ife ndi ozo na eme ka mmadu ligha oke afo. please give me specifications:
garri, fufu, poundo, semo...?
quantity?
temperature?
and any other necessary details

~ZN~:

_{Before I re-incarnated to ZN though}

am curious though as to whom you used to be

xynerise:
Take this from the bottom of my heart

Lol
you're something else.
sniper you asked and you just received

SniperInADiaper:

Thank you.

Bottom of the frontpage.

Happy birthday

~ZN~:


Dump antelope, you.

Who the heck invented this antelope way of addressing folks on here anyways?

That would be the chief antelope. The only mobile that begins with an 'X'

~ZN~:
Let's see some events that happened in the year 1792.

- French First Republic was founded
- Cornerstone laid for 1st US government building
- Denmark abolishes slave trade
- Oranges introduced to Hawaii

Well, the few I can remember. . .

I happened to do some reading of late bout these Hutus and tutsis. I would rather talk about them.
Where is Cfcfan abi na A.C

@ ifems I can feel ur pain and you are not entirely wrong. developing all sectors simultaneously does not mean building all roads simultaneously or developing all places. There are groupings for these things and when you mention rural, it stands for every rural place within the state. It's a big project oh, developing that much at once. its just easier to criticize when ur outside the government and we are all guilty of that.
Do you deny that there is a big erosion site that has been fixed in that same axis of which you now speak?
These things are prioritised. Some projects are more important for the well being of a state than the others. If you think that the government had not treated you well, I welcome you to cross the River. Go into Anambra West and I promise you you'll understand. so calm down .Peter can not do it all. But if his successors work as well as he has, before long we will be singing a new song. I used to criticize him thoroughly but am equally well travelled within that state, I know it well so when I began to see, I had to appreciate the man.
bear in mind also that Awka North cannot produce half of the food that comes from Anambra West.

xynerise:
Sounds like sexkillz's middle name

Lol
na wahala you de find

xynerise:
I am twice as good

with what scale are you measuring?
How far with the osikapa nah?

spikes C:

Elephant grasses?

obviously igbo grass

xynerise:
My disciple whats up?

I hope you've not been chewing igbo leaves. Am that hunter that's aiming something at you right now.
am good but I can't say the same for you.

^^^father antelope

Em-my:

Ask any practising doc in DELSUTH or any part of Delta State

my brother, no need to ask any body, I know delta state almost better than I know my house.

Nairaland is a good representation of the Nigerian populace. Any study that uses nairalanders as a sample population, would be valid and reliable. Haven said that, given the conclusion reached by a good number of people here after reading unambiguous and self explanatory passages, I can't help but shiver and be scared for our future. The times are turbulent as it is but with this breed...

someone please remind them they are old men.

smartg :
Someone pls help!, i can't stop to laugh!!!

What happened to your handle nne.
Long time

Hotel Rwanda

Where is chukwuemeka?
Bia ka anyi kalia

thoth: Why wouldn't he be awarded while he was forcing contraceptives on school children, isn't that what Bill and Melinda gates was all about ?
Go to General Hospital in Onitsha, it looks like what you will see in an African war movies, with grasses everywhere and old dilapidated building and equipments. they just tried to repaint it sometime ago but the condition of the infrastructure was so bad that it still shows through. i once heard how many million that was allocated for the painting and it is enough to replace half of the buildings.
As for me that man is a criminal.

Is this something you have seen and know for sure or were you told by some very unreliable source?