Yes is a sin, sex *dol*l to me is modern day *idol*atery, God's commandment states that thou shall not bow down to a graven image,
What you tell idols to appease them the same is what you will tell sex doll for it to be in the mood..

I will never worship man made God,
In fact how would you transport it in Nigeria, SARS will change it for you during stop and search that you have gone to do money ritual with a corpse. Before they will understand its a sex doll they would have shifted ur jaw with slaps, that u have used your sister or wife for blood money.. Apart from being a sin it can't werk here.
Nigeria guys that would have taken age long Agbo, that would make them last for 5hrs, they will kill the battery of the doll,or use there long thing to shift the memory card, the doll will start speaking Swahili. .. Forget those things.

MATHEMATICS, PAPER
Time:2hours 30mins

Instruction: Attempt any four questions.
ALL QUESTIONS HAVE EQUAL MARKS.

1. You have dated a girl for two years and eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted (20 marks).

2. You buy airtime for your girlfriend and she calls another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive the general formula for this kind of love (20 marks).

3. You are dating four girls simultaneously, and each of these girls is demanding a Samsung Galaxy S5 and an Ipad 3 from you.

(a) Plot a graph of girls against the prices of these phones(15 marks).

(b) Using data from your graph, state the estimates of your future poverty (5 marks).

4. You are dating other people's sisters, but you don't want to see any guy with any of your sisters. Calculate the percentage error in your thinking capacity, given that you have 4 sisters and 3 girlfriends. Take Pi = 3.14 (20 marks).

GOOD LUCK.

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emperor or king size? what about quality? How are u to be trusted?

tatacherie:

Aww this is beautiful! keep dem rolling in
Buh which one come b phone number own inside d stuff na? I guess as advert

Na u ask na u still ans

thank u ynnk u inspired me

who blood money don epp stay away from trouble u no go hear..o ya now enjoy the results of ur trouble.

The APC new senate President, read my lips!

all look like "touch and follow charm"

no matter how much she bleach her skin. her Shadow will still be dark.

@20pounds enjoy ur Syria. that's y u are worth 20 pounds

met the father of Igbo slangs in a restaurant in Nsukka. I thought celebrities don't touch fufu. but I was wrong, chinwetalu Agu just finish downloading a mountain of fufu with egusi soup. after his meal I asked him why is he always digging something for people in movies,he replied humorously; if you cross am you are gone. my brother when he was leaving the place, I have to search under the table and the door for any sight of a red cloth. to avoid elephantiasis Lol. but he was a good man

e get one sickness wey dem dey call 'crossing belt' na akwa ibom pple dey throw am, d thing go dey move for ur body like say u dey fasten ur seat belt, na im dey go give u next. yeye fowl.

The fear of candidate Buhari is now the beginning of wisdom in Nigeria today. Buhari was no serious contender in the eyes of ordinary Nigerians in the contest for the Presidency in 2003, 2007, 2011 but in 2015 Buhari has become a serious issue, a volcano, an avatar, a hurricane, a force and a thunder to reckon with. The event that changed everything was when General Buhari was nominated as the presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress, APC in a 48-hour non-stop event at Teslim Balogun stadium in Surulere. Few days after a cerebral scholar and Pastor in the finest tradition Professor Yemi Osinbajo was picked as his running mate, the momentum changed, permutations changed and calculations changed. The very stone which the builder rejected has become the head of the corner and all and sundry have come far and near to admire the edifice.

But Buhari's rise to fame in Nigeria did not come so easy. Like Abraham Lincoln who through power of consistent consistency rose to become the president of the United States after several attempts, Buhari waded through pains and tears to get to where he is today. I have since learnt a lot through Buhari's power of not losing his head when others are losing theirs in a country where politics of the stomach holds sway. Through Buhari's life I have learnt that there is hope for a man who is not easily defeated even when the person seems to have lost everything. I have learnt that the world and everything that is in it belongs to those who try to drill the deepest well.

This is the reason why the thieves, the corrupt, the demons, jezebels and all the monsters in Nigeria will not sleep until Buhari is out of the way for them to continue the business as usual. Check the newspapers, the TV stations, radio stations etc and you will at once notice that the common project is to find everything that is bad under the sun and hang it on the neck of the retired general. They all have a thousand and one reasons to demonize and pull down candidate Buhari so that the business will continue as usual. They place adverts and documentaries that make no meaning to anybody except those placing them. When there are no lies to use against Buhari, they try to manufacture as many as possible and dish it out to to the political space. The more they do this the more it becomes obvious that Nigeria needs a Buhari to rise again. The more those who seek to destroy Buhari work, the more his popularity grows a million times. The more they throw mud at him the more cleaner the man becomes in the eyes of the ordinary Nigerians who desire change at all cost.

If you have listened to the audio and the transcript of how Ayo Fayose, Obanikoro, Omisore, Olubolade, Chris Ubah, Nigerian army, the police, DSS, the presidency etc conspired to steal Ekiti state from APC, you will then realize why Ayo Fayose wants Buhari dead by all means. If you know how much crude oil is stolen in Nigeria on a daily basis or how some importers of petroleum products have shortchanged the country, you will then realize why they are fighting tooth and nail to maintain the status quo. If you know the privileges Asari Dokubo, Edwin Clark, Tompolo and others enjoy today under president Jonathan you will at once understand why they are threatening fire and brimstone should Jonathan lose this election. If you are privileged to know the billions going to the pastors and the so called Men of God, you may not go too far to understand why they are falling over themselves to accuse Buhari of planning to Islamize Nigeria if elected president. If your eyes are wider enough to see the rot some government officials especially at the federal level have brought to the land, you will at once understand why they want the soft and weak Jonathan to continue in office. If you are clever enough to know the billions of dollars Jonathan's administration has invested in the power sector without anything to show for it in sixteen years ,you will then realize why the fear of candidate Buhari is now the beginning of wisdom in Nigeria. If you know the level of corruption being condoned by this administration in Abuja, you will further understand why they want president Jonathan to continue forever.

But the thieves have stolen enough for the owners to take notice. They have taken enough for themselves, for their children, their grand children and great grand children and yet they cannot say enough is enough. Candidate Buhari is coming to put a stop to this endless corruption and impunity. Buhari is coming to build the battered and badly managed Nigerian Army which was once one of the best standing Armies in Africa. Buhari is coming to unite Nigerians, president Jonathan has divided along ethnic and religious lines. Candidate Buhari is coming to restore sanity in the land. He is coming to stop the oil thieves and the political traders in the seat of power. The retired general is coming to restore the dignity of Nigeria and Nigerians in the comity of nations. He is coming to rebuild our decayed infrastructure and democratic institutions. He is coming to restore hope to the hopeless. He is coming to secure the land.

Today, the money changers, the money doublers, the wheel dealers, marabouts, sorcerers, foolish constituencies, foolish gerontocrats, merciless and unconscionable oil dealers ritualists,who thrives under President Jonathan have become desperate, hysterical, confused, dumbfounded, and in total disarray about the coming of candidate Buhari. They are looking for time to regroup but cannot find the time. They want their Jonathan to be re-elected and yet they do not want an election. They have placed confused Advertorials to fight Buhari but they end up fighting themselves. They created a thousand lies to cover a lie and yet the truth stands out like the rock of Gibraltar.

There is a finger of God in this fourth coming of candidate Buhari in 2015. Students of the Bible know that Cyrus in Isaiah 45 did not know God and yet God blessed him and used him. God is not man. God's ways are not man's ways. He sees beyond all of us in the world put together. I want Buhari to win this election so that these scavengers, contractors, ritualists, kidnappers, armed robbers, and oil dealers who call themselves Bishops, Pastors, Men of Gof will return to the scriptures. You cannot serve God and mammon. When the ordinary Nigerians call Buhari Mai Gaskiya, do we understand the meaning? A good man can be found in the church, in the mosque and in other religions. One honest man is worth more to the society than all ruffians that ever existed. Buhari is the next President of Nigeria. Case rested!

Joe Igbokwe

did fresh air I keep on refreshing my page.

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that belt must be a spiritual belt. its from the occult.

those things don't move me a bit. in the first place I don't make friends rather friends makes me. who will loose?

koro or what is dat ur name? ur party is the incumbent, held series of stakeholders meeting, town hall and umbrella meetings to come up with the electoral process, billions of naira already spent. are u telling me dat money will go down the drain, by forecasting a rigging before the election. did u see why we all clamour for change. we don't want to be infested with the virus called cluelessness again. all of you on peedeepee are all after money . imagine ur co loser in delta ,Elumelu bribing somebody with #750 million to win delta PDP primary and he lost. these are the kind of news we here from PDP. some body bought 2 cars with close to #500 million and she was almost rewarded with a senatorial seat. after all how much did nwobodo stole ? and he was sent to prison, he would have collected a chieftaincy title. buffoon.

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My people after the mystery of the death and resurection of Jesus, that law of tithe was abolished(heb 7), any pastor tell u to pay tithe is a fraud, Jesus neva paid tithe nor d apostles, in matt 23:23 he said it is a small thing, cos tithe itself was a carnal comandment (for d isrealite) dat neva made d people perfect dat is y Jesus came. It is better to pay ur TAX than TITHES. Learn to give to the poor and needy than give to the so called rich pastors. If you are not clear of this teaching call 08036153665 or email.

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its only in this part of the world they still hold the devil in high esteem,the day christ died on the cross satan lost his relevance on humanity. If want you are saying is true. Why is the churches using online medium like bb. The same metal used for jeweries,made cars, some of the fone cover and virtualy all materials we uses daily, wat i call jeweries is gold, silver, diamond and some precious stones, not all these hausa made,or aba metals, we give so much hype to worthless materials, rather lets nourish our soul which is the only thing that takes us to heaven,not attachments or jeweries. As for the devil he is an old animal.

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o boy i don tayer, in 9ja by dia church poster, u go no how the town be,like if u go Asaba, dia church posters dey bear apple,oranges etc refreshing things, owerri, u go dey see "operation point and kill", koboko nite' suya nite,Ngwori nite, portharcourt,na question d pastors dey ask..like O God why me?,Enemy wetin you still dey do?, akwa ibom, dia own witchcraft dey wory well well dia, all dia poster na about witches and wizard, just like dat.

Well i think dis is an old tradition of realy reaffirming d head of d family in igbo land. Its a sign of respect...bak den 4 u to rear a chiken 2 point of maturity,its by d grace of God..survice thieves,meanagiatis(loruloru) all d rest. But nw we av poultry farms dat are producing edible and bird flu free chicken so who thinks abt reserving 1 gizard 4 d head of d family. D same igbo land(owerri) i went to 4 days ago, i bought over N2500 worth of roasted gizards in ama hausa,wit a bottle of nite train. My broda n sister dat nite,not only do become d head of d family,i was made d head of autonomous community."EZE NGWORI 1" of okpatu land.

Thank God for safe landing.

Dat man knows what he is doing,what we eat here in nigeria,requires one even using diluted acid to wash after loo. Compare somebody who ate vegetable n spirit as dinner,to sombody who's lot is akpu,(fufu,loeloe)cocoyam,abacha,nkwobi etc. Infact d kind of fibre thread contained in our food n colour,requires industrial washing machine cos tissue cant do the job. Unless u want to be buying ur catapault panties or boxers everyday

In 9ja ,absolutely not wat u wear makes u responsible. Afterall all our most dressed are full of scandals.,farouk,otedola,ibori, okotie etc. Modern day robery dey dress well. Being responsible is wen u render a selfless service. Not money nor car,it doesnt matter d kind of car u drive,but how many persons u drove home wit d car. Infact asawo nw dey get voice like angel, luk responsible..make una enter inside,den u go knw say ko si omoluabi la ara e(irresponsible)