Crime / Re: The Algerian Hacker that Withdrew More Than $400 Million From 217 Banks by Dvibs: 2:33pm On Dec 13, 2016 |
gunpoint:
Thailand isn't an Islamic state. Wikipedia is good for you Mr corrector. He didnt say Thailand, dont quote him wrong. Besides, Algeria is a konk islamic state. The entire browser will be good for you. |
Family / Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Dvibs: 9:45am On Dec 12, 2016 |
lordfizco: YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child
upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins
on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose
those who committed the crime with you without
hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst.
Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which
is called IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and
your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be
looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other
slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D
(DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home
and you will say it's in my pocket ma.
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of
how caring your mother was, you'd have
encountered one of these slaps.
Hahahahaha . I wan die. Person should hold me. Chai! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Family / Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Dvibs: 9:42am On Dec 12, 2016 |
opysdoll: No 10 sooooooo true my mum will finish beatin u nd ask u 2 hold ur lips,abeg hw I wan take com cry if I hold my lips,den she will b lyk "I say quiet"! If I hear peem u go hear ween hahahahahaahahahaaaaa abeg my mum rocks jare................funy enof I find myslf doin most of diz tins 2 my dota! Hahahahahaha. So funny of you. Na dat one dey tire, how person go flog u like craze come say make u hold ur mouth not to cry. |
Events / Re: Another Rescued Prostitute Weds In Omega Power Church In Rivers (Photos) by Dvibs: 10:59am On Dec 08, 2016 |
River State, headquarter of PROSTITUTION/ASHAWO HOTELS in Nigeria. So, am surprised. |
Politics / Re: Youths Protest Extortion From Anti-Cult In Anambra, Block Highway by Dvibs: 2:12pm On Dec 05, 2016 |
Candycrusher: The police are heartless criminals. Going by the report, the total number of people arrested so far is 100. If they insist on 3k bail for each, that's 300k for their DPO to share for xmas. Thieves in uniforms You study Nigeria police weller. Na di koko point be dat. |
Politics / Re: Youths Protest Extortion From Anti-Cult In Anambra, Block Highway by Dvibs: 2:11pm On Dec 05, 2016 |
Soldier go disturb...collect.
Police go disturb...collect.
Civil defence go disturb...collect.
Immigration go disturb...collect.
Peace corps go disturb...collect.
Road safety go disturb...collect.
Yellow fever go disturb...collect.
V I O. go disturb...collect.
Vigilante go disturb...collect
NOW... Na common, ordinary Anti-cult group don join.
Odikwa egwu. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Posts A Picture Of Her Boyfriend Online. See Reactions by Dvibs: 3:27am On Nov 11, 2016 |
bejick:
I checked her profile the babe is U.g.L.y that is why. That's why every father and prospective husbands/father to be, needs to show our daughters the true definition of LOVE. This singular act in its truest sense will go a long way in protecting our girls from some asshole predators (men) manipulations, and to create sense of self-love among our girls. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Posts A Picture Of Her Boyfriend Online. See Reactions by Dvibs: 10:43am On Nov 08, 2016 |
She is in love. My curiosity in this life no get part-2.
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Romance / Re: Can U Break Up With Ur Gf Or Bf For 5m USD When your are completely broke by Dvibs: 8:41am On Oct 28, 2016 |
Bossontop: Heheh!!!...I'll be like
Hahahaha. You babt. |
Romance / Re: Can U Break Up With Ur Gf Or Bf For 5m USD When your are completely broke by Dvibs: 8:40am On Oct 28, 2016 |
Okay |
Romance / Re: Guys, Never Miss A Lady With The Following Qualities… by Dvibs: 9:52pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
Love matters 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Guys, Never Miss A Lady With The Following Qualities… by Dvibs: 8:49pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
ops |
Education / Re: Oyo Students Set School On Fire Over Massive Failure (Pics) by Dvibs: 8:41pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
See State wey my brother wan go do his NYSC service o. Chai! Where is safe in this Nigeria? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Have A Crush On Him But He Might Be Gay. by Dvibs: 6:47pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
Serious |
Romance / Re: I Have A Crush On Him But He Might Be Gay. by Dvibs: 4:22pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
Na so |
Romance / Re: I Have A Crush On Him But He Might Be Gay. by Dvibs: 2:05pm On Oct 26, 2016 |
Am learning |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dvibs: 7:35pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
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INTERESTING. ANYHOW...THESE REMAINING 3-4 WEEKS WAIT OF REPORTING TO NYSC CAMP IS BECOMING MORE LIKE CENTURIES. 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Dvibs: 4:51pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Ajuwaya |
NYSC / Re: Know The Pros And Cons Of The States You Want To Choose For Nysc by Dvibs: 4:49pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Otondos |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dvibs: 4:38pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Opsss |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dvibs: 4:37pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
I tire |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dvibs: 4:27pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Hey |
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dvibs: 4:16pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
oboy |
Crime / Re: This World Is Rough, If A Man Must Make It by Dvibs: 3:31pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
Booked. |
Crime / Re: Killers Of Portharcourt Rights Activist Arrested by Dvibs: 4:32am On Oct 18, 2016 |
Pishures of the KILLERS plsssssss. |
Romance / Re: Eni Balogun Disgraces Man Who Wooed Her On Facebook by Dvibs: 2:13pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
THIS ENI BALOGUN IS BEAUTY WITHOUT CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF BRAIN. 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Photos: Am The Most Handsome And Decent Nairalander, Your Take by Dvibs: 2:01pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
JackieMay: I was about to say something.... then I remembered you stay in Gombe. so I just decided to laugh and reserve my comments Hahahahaha. You are wickeeeeed. NO chill at all. |
Crime / Re: More Graphic Photos From The Shi'ites/army Clash In Katsina by Dvibs: 7:11pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
Which way forward. |
Crime / Re: Forming Robbery Gang In Prison Is My Revenge –suspect (pic) by Dvibs: 9:56pm On Sep 10, 2016 |
CHAI! I BET D INTERIOR OF KIRIKIRI PRISON MUST LOOK LIKE THAT OF MICHAEL SCOFIELD CELL IN PRISON BREAK THAT MAKES THESE GUYS WANNA REVIST IT ON AND ON. |
Family / Re: How Strict Is Your Father?(grade) by Dvibs: 3:03pm On Aug 10, 2014 |
LMAyedun: My Dad was very strict. ThankGod & him for those EXPLANATORY, FORMATTING & RESOUNDING SLAPS.
R I P Dad! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hey. U badt. Can't stop laughing. |
Romance / Re: How Did You End Your Relationship? by Dvibs: 11:38pm On Sep 04, 2012 |
Still struggling with |
Romance / Re: Every Husband Must Read This by Dvibs: 12:40am On Aug 28, 2012 |
We men don suffer! Why must it always be post on how to please women, and not men sometimes? This really sucks! Women! Women!! Women!!! We go die 4 una? |