Jokes Etc / Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by Eclairxy: 2:15pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
larride: General Marshall Larride reporting for duty. Laff away with me.
A primary school teacher was teaching her pupils Christian Religion Knowledge, after few minutes of teaching, the teacher asked, what is the materials God us to create human being, immediately many hands were up, the teacher call on one of the boys, the boy said, breath of God the whole class laughed, but the teacher then go further by explaining to the boy that before the breath, what was the material God used to mould us and a little girl quickly said clay, everybody clapped, the teacher said good answer please clap for her again, after few seconds of clapping one of the boys screamed and said, stop, stop, please teacher don't teach us non-sense, are you saying that clay was the only materials used, that is totally wrong God also use charcoal and a very good example is you I hardly see someone as black as you are. ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
The teacher fainted thrice and had a miscarriage ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) larride,no vex but na jowke u crak? 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike And His Thugs Beat Up Clergy Man(church Withheld) by Eclairxy: 1:58pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
goddystone: Emeka Ike and His thugs beat up Clergy man(Church withheld) during daughters wedding at Isolo, Lagos.
This happened recently in one of the popular pentecostal church in Nigeria.
[b]I heard from a reliable witness that during the wedding ceremony of a clergy man's daughter the dreaded Nollywood actor (Emeka Ike) came in with his thugs and beat up the man and some members of his church.
Emeka Ike's Late. father owned a land that is opposite the church but after the church purchased the next plot, so if dem leav dat guy,im don bcum badt guy,,wel av always dislykd hm;m nt suprised they (the church) requested to buy their own land so that the church would make use of the land being that the next plot was bigger than theirs.
Hearing the proposed plan, Emeka Ike invited this thugs and unfortunately for the Clergy man's it was his daughters Traditional Wedding.
So I ask, was Emeka Ike right to engage in such foolish act? not remembering that he was a member of the same church in his tender age.
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Nairaland / General / Re: Uniabuja Big Girl Dies Vomitting Blood Weeks After Buying 8million Car by Eclairxy: 1:53pm On Oct 09, 2012 |
dopeJemi: Many are still yet to come to terms with untimely demise of University of Abuja student, Sonia Okeke who reportedly died in a mysterious circumstance recently.
Sources say the Awka-Anambra State born pretty damsel was one of the campus big babe with connections with the movers and shakers of the nation’s seat of power. Sonia is said to be a generous person and even sponsors some ladies through school.
Trouble started shortly after Sonia bought a state of the art wonder-on-wheels for N8 million as people started noticing she was no longer her bubbly self and was growing lean by the day.
“It got so bad that she was advised to go to the hospital for check-up, but she refused saying she was fine and just needed some rest.
But it one night, she was coughing badly and was vomiting blood. She was rushed to the hospital but it was too late for the doctors to revive her having waited that long before seeking medical attention,” said a source.
Now the police are said to be investigating whether there is a sinister move behind her death, and request that her friends should come forward with names of her boy or men friends.
May her soul rest in peace.
na waa o.wich kind pple do dis tin na?and laidy kukuma make sense |
Education / Re: O.a.u Pre-degree 2012/2013 Admisssion!! by Eclairxy: 2:01pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
please wen does jamb registratn start? i want 2 go 4 oau.and ma drm course z to study international relations |
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by Eclairxy: 12:11pm On Oct 02, 2012 |
[color=#770077][/color]Hey evrybadi,me knew so yu'all r gonna hlp me.check me on 2go,,ma usaname z Kehinde1189 |