Lucidpassanger9:
I'm going to Shagamu from Epe
Be like na me get luck pass for here
I fit fly bike sef
Condolence to those preparing to enter 5buses and spend three days to Yobe and Jigawa
You will reach there safely

sapien:
Okay. Thanks, boss.

sapien:
Wow! Interesting!
Thanks.
By the way, have you any idea Enugu's transport fare from Lagos?

sapien:
How does one get to Anambra, Umunya camp, from Lagos?

Should one board the bus headed for Awka or Onitsha?

AdorableSope:


I really do hope you get something out of their mouth or their fingers. They've been tight-lipped.

adebayonle:
NYSC Mobilization Time Table For Batch B Stream 2
S/NO Event Date
1. Deployment and Printing of Call-up Letters by ICT Department 5th - 7th January, 2017
2. Notification/On-line Printing of Call-up Letters/Delivery of Call-up letters to Institutions 9th - 11th January, 2017
3. On-line Printing of Deployment
Disposition by Corps Producing
Institutions CPIs 12th - 14th January, 2017
4. Batch B Stream 2 Orientation Course 16th January - 4th
Febuary, 2017.
For more information, contact us via the normal channels of
communication viz
i. NYSC Website: www.nysc.gov.ng
ii. NYSC Registration Portal:www.nysc.org.ng
iii. NYSC twitter:@nysc_ng
iv: NYSC Facebook: www.facebook.com/
officialnysc

QueenVina:
Missed dis group like hell.. . Can some1 put me upto date with whats happening ??

oyeezah:
Source: NYSC ONLINE

PRINCEZUKO1:
For those in Stream 2.....

I met a relative that works with NYSC Abuja and he explained things to me.
In their office, the tentative date is 10th January. But they haven't made it public yet because they don't have enough funding for the camp exercise and deployment. So they can only make it public when they are sure. However, there are already promises that may make it feasible. If it doesn't work out on 10th, then 17th must work out.

guruvicawelt:
hehehe they have already warned us in one of their lectures dah we should be careful.. they told us a story of a corper who was dating a king's wife(funny thing about dah story was wen they caught d guy and reported him to nysc, the guy was like "she's not even sweet" buh i wan hear

guruvicawelt:
hmmm na so them bannies they plan to meet their hubby for camp like their life depends on it while niggies dey plan anoda tin.. na so one cut eye for me(i neva follow am talk b4) now them done open whatsapp group for our platoon and na only bannies they type for dah group, and na just one week for diz platoon shiit to cast.. were niggas they plan to work their ppa go one nice snr sec skul for ikom, make person they soft those fair ss3 calaber galz omehn i cant wait to start ma private lesson, "na chin chin d body tinz o" singing&& chin chin d body, chin chin d body, i do like dis, i do like diz, i balance well&&

chumaster:
ABOUT ANAMBRA STATE

Anambra is one of the Eastern states of Nigeria created in 27th August 1991 out of old Anambra/Enugu.
It's of an Igbo ethinicity.
It has 21 L.G.As
Made up of 177 communities
Shares border with Kogi, Enugu, Abia, Imo, Delta.


SLOGAN
Light of the Nation

Security
It's on record that Anambra as from 2012 till date has the safest state in Nigeria. Trust me, Anambra has the best organised community vigilantee who are well equipt and are well trained.

ENVIRONMENT
Anambra has the best road networks. Apart from FG roads(those areas the state govt couldn't do cos of fund), all other roads in Anambra are in perfect condition. Almost all the communities in have major access road tiled.
We are neat people, you hardly see refuse dumps along along our ways. ASWAMA is really doing a great job.

Indigene-Stranger relationship
Yes, hear this! Igbos in general welcome and trust well mannered strangers more than themselves.
Corpers are well repected esp in Rural areas. They will always try to assist you- giving you a lift, donate foodstuffs, provide a room for you in any of their big but empty mansions.

Remuneration
The state Govt pays 5K comfirmed!
Some PPAs pays as well
I dont know abt the amount paid to Doctors, and those in the medical field

ACCOMODATION
In Awka and Onitsha metropolis, House rent varies btw 70k - 150 k for self contains and btw 150 - 450k for flats depending on the rooms and sizes
Areas like Nnewi, Ekwulobia, Umunze, Oko, Umuoji, have areas with same house rent as Awka and Onitsha and some other areas where you can be giving a room for free.

ALMOST ALL THE PPAs of GOVT PARASTATALS (esp, the rural communities) provides accomodation for corpers. In some cases the towns organise and provide one for corpers.

we all know how Anambra people loves building big Houses in their villages, owing to that those houses are left unoccupied or majorily occupied by their ageing parents hence many rooms are left empty. This makes it easy for one to find a place where you pay as low as N500- N1500 Monthly, or free if you can always keep the house clean till the owners come back for xmas.

Electricity
very good in major cities and average in most communities.

Traditional restrictions
Awka people don't kill Monkey.
Nnewi people don't kill bush rat.
Idemmiri people don't kill Python(not serious anymore).
Women dnt climb Palm tree.

SOCIAL LIFE
Anambra people both Men and Women are enterprising and hardworking, but that doesn't take that Oringo away from us.
You will always find an nearest enjoyment spot anywhere you are.
We get am for sports too.

GIRLS: just like lagos gals, na your money. Most of our girls are enterprising and as such won't be swayed by your patry NYSC allowance. Men! you got to be dolling in millions for you to sway them. But they can like you sha
I dnt expect you to go for the sec school gals cos it seems abnormal to me but they are very sharp and with sharp eyes like razor blade sha.
GUYS: they can spend on you but not without getting anything. Trust me, you can't outsmart them esp the Business Guys
LADIES NOTE THIS: boys of sec school age no get fear, expect extensive wooing from them if you are posted to a sec sch.

ORIENTATION CAMP
It is located at Umunya in Oyi Local G.A.
It along the Notorious (yes, as abandoned by the FG) Enugu-Onitsha Expressway hence very easy to get there.
People coming from North will just pass along it.

APART FROM THE MAJOR CITIES IN ANAMBRA, OTHER COMMUNITIES ARE SEMI-URBAN, AND FAR FROM BEING RURAL.

Almost all understands Pidgin except the aged who are not educated.

Posimii I would love you to serve in Anambra
Cc
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- monniyi - Jamie1 - sonymax16 - abdurrazaq

Edemab - ChuxMyk - Taeewo - LauraNicky - Dream2 - flimsy2 - girlvyr - Lukema - rolaniyonu - HDT13 - hadibaba - AnyiBest247 - badmus306 - Lordtrailz

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edbor - Missmossy - klassd - SHEEGO2015 - abdulsemiu02 - iphemama - Odoemacyril - Adebammm - scorpiogal - Themmy90 - tosinwill - gpranky - omoikea - Johnklein

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I concur with you brother. All you said na true talk. I rep onitsha abd anyone posted to onitsha will not regret his service year
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Tag me if your moniker is not mentioned
Please don't quote the whole post!!!

Firstgentleman1:
Late comer reporting
Firstgentleman1
KSU
Economics
2015
Anambra, Kano and Ogun
nope. u are not late and Anambra is not a bad choice. I can tell you that
I hope I am not too late

Dream2:

Name pasted on the DSA board doesn't mean it has been uploaded to the NYSC portal,NO SCHOOL HAS COMMENCE SUCH ACTIVITIES,ONLY NYSC DICTATE WHEN TO UPLOAD NAMES THROUGH THEIR TIMETABLE.

iflywithbuhari:
Let the FG present the returnee chibok girl to the public. After a thorough evaluation we will ascertain if she is real or not. If she is for real, we will criticize both Fayose and Jonathan. Until then, we will sit on the fence

yorme:

Nah! My brain no fit carry the weight.

yorme:


Surveyor of life! Welcome oh! Be choosing the best of the states der! God is watching ya!

amodu:


Hmmm, she has done that. She does it at the appropriate time and regularly.

The reason behind my consistency here as she has fill a vacuum; gone are those days of bachelorhood

As I thank you, help me appreciate her too for doing her responsibility judiciously

MissOyin:

Don't mind dem