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Politics / Re: South Africa Is Nigeria's Big Brother - Minister by Ekowise(m): 6:19am On Sep 01, 2012
Bleep S.A. Thesame S.A. Nigeria fought for during the APARTHIED before their independence.
Mtcheewwww
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Five Things To Never Say In A Job-Interview by Ekowise(m): 3:24pm On Aug 27, 2012
Good point from a good research.
I learnt.
Politics / Re: N5,000 Will Strengthen The Cashless Policy – CBN Official by Ekowise(m): 8:52am On Aug 27, 2012
FOOLLLLSSSSS!!!!!!!
They can't even pity the rising inflation rate and look 4 a way to bring it back to a digit.
They can't backup the CASHLESS POLICY. Rather, they introduce means to counter and kill the policy.
They don't even think of how to raise the VALUE of Naira. Rather, they want to make it worst. Soon, a Dollar will equate over #250 let alone £ and €.
Haaaaaa, this will be a big way for them(i mean them in totality) to still our #.

What advantage of the new #5000 note will be compared to disadvantages life, High Inflation Rate, High Poverty, Death of Naira,...........etc.
GOD HELP NIGERIA.
Career / Re: 7 Access-Bank Employees Die Of Hypertension Trying To Meet Target by Ekowise(m): 8:13am On Aug 27, 2012
Hmmmmmmmm!........ Nigerian Banks!
More on the way.
Politics / Re: Mimiko Is Much Better Than Fashola by Ekowise(m): 6:40pm On Aug 17, 2012
U dat post dis thread be kiaful so u dnt uncure some anger. In all ramification mimiko is far below BRF.
Eko oni baje ooooooo.
Guy next time, try and put proves.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Robin Van-Persie Is Off To Manchester United by Ekowise(m): 7:13am On Aug 16, 2012
.......and the RIVARY gets stronger. I cant wait to watch Man U vs Ars and d return leg. Hahahahahahahaha! Wht ar gwamsssss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Robin Van-Persie Is Off To Manchester United by Ekowise(m): 7:08am On Aug 16, 2012
Akby: It was once said that Arsenal without RVP is RIP but i tell u if the guy leaves, nothing much will happen. Fine he was fantastic last season bt check out his Euro's form, since then how many games as he played? With the combination of Giroud, Carzola, Podolski and Sahin in view, Arsenal are team to beat this season. Podolski and Carzola top strikes while u have Giroud playing attacking midfield with Walcott and Chambalien doing the flanks job. Arsenal for life!!!!
who be all dis one u dey call self? They are not recognised jor
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Killed By Their Bomb In Kaduna. See Pics. by Ekowise(m): 10:22am On Aug 15, 2012
Kpac: Deceit and Control
While we tend to jubilate the fall of the wicked,my recurring concerns is that the camp of Boko Haram are also jubilating.....and of course for many reasons.
Islamic extremist have this hatred in them that cannot be cured by any number or forms of kindness,in their hearts,their language is REVENGE. Once they get to that bizarre stage of islamism,they have proven to be uncureable.
They spot the wretched,under developed,under civilized and extremely poor communities and capture younger minds into their mission of hate by offering the accepting ones a little bit of better life than their counterparts.
It may be shocking but its true that these young suicide bombers are recruited with as low as 5000 naira per person,guranteed 3 meals a day and given new clothes in exchange for their hearts.
These many youths are camped and trained in a way u can imagine very oppressing....Islam originally has a culture of respect,honour and total commitment to their leaders,so these young guys obey every order to the last letter....They are camped and every form of civilization,which may act as a form of eye opener to these young recruits are cut off completely.
So.... with a news like this,the other potential trained suicide bombers would never be aware of this kind of event,the Boko Haram leaders would have seen the news about the failed mission and go back to the camp saying the opposite.....They would have told those young guys that [b]"Allah Akbah ! The mission is successful and the targets have been wiped out".....[/b]and those ones too would have jumped with violent excitements,thereby getting more encouraged into performing their own mission ASAP......
Until these camp is found,the sponsors in goverment discovered,their bomb experts eliminated and standard of living in the north is drastically improved, these bombings would not stop.
koko talk.........
Religion / Re: Pastor Adeboye Survives Food Poisoning - City People Magazine by Ekowise(m): 8:10am On Aug 15, 2012
Try it n acquire everlasting network generation course.
Politics / Re: Power Supply To Reach 9000MW Soon – Presidency by Ekowise(m): 1:04pm On Aug 13, 2012
I'll continue to reserve my coment till 2014, a yr b4 nxt presidential election. GEJ hs nt stayed up2 2yrs yet but by Nigerians shud evaluate his administration n compare 2 others of d past.
He is determined to work no mater hw any1 sees it. Slow or not.
I still reserve my speech.
Business / How Does One Cope As A Marketer In Insurance Company? by Ekowise(m): 7:49am On Aug 13, 2012
Please nairalander i need ur help.
How does one cope when working with an INSURANCE company as a marketer? I finished my NYSC last febuary and i have been searching for a job which has not been easy. Now i got this one which is not even based on salary but commision and i'm to market INSURANCE POLICIES for them. Now the work is not funny coupled with the fact that Insurance company failed in the past.
Please great thinkers, i need ur advices.
Politics / Re: There Will Be No More Power Outages – FG by Ekowise(m): 7:28am On Aug 13, 2012
No bi 2day, e don tey. Dey even do us long throat in my area. Given us steady power which they interupt ones in a day or 2. PHCN bill trippled, now yesterday, d power went off and uptill now, we are yet to see it blink again.
To hell with everyone involved in the POWER sector.
Romance / Re: My Girl Proposed To Me - Help by Ekowise(m): 6:22pm On Jul 26, 2012
She was with u wen she was financially ok(a good job & even rich toasters) coming her way. For d fact dat she stickd to u den mean she lookd beyound ur inferior status in relative to her superior to love & u also do love her i gues. So judge right.
But in all, FOLLOW YOUR HEART
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Copy Of My Suicide Letter If I Dont Get A Job Soon. by Ekowise(m): 8:21pm On Jul 24, 2012
Kobojunkie:

How old are you? What have you done to help change the situation? How can destiny be cruel when you are the one quitting in only 3 years?

The reason for the many problems in Nigeria is people are so passive, and too afraid to step out to fight for their right in that Nation. If you are really ready to kill yourself, why not instead match to your Government office and start a protest there? Why not go out fighting? Rather than die in your sleep like a dog. Why not, I don't know get proactive, do something to try to change the situation. Pick a problem, any problem, and make yourself useful, and if you die doing that, at least you would score one against the cruel world you want to leave , . . you did something to change the situation at least.

good talk bro. Tnks 4 tellin him. I'll neva kill myself bcz my job which will certainly come is on d way. Though walkin for sm1 at first to build up is gud but dat murderer who wnts to kill himself shud knw he hs alternatives.
Politics / Re: Ndigbo Wont Vote For ACN In Lagos by Ekowise(m): 4:17pm On Jul 22, 2012
I am a comfirmed IBO BOY and a proud LASGIDIAN(born n braid). I love FASHOLA DIE any day any time, even Tinubu. So i love ACN.
BRF keep on with the good work.
EKO ONI BAJE SI WA LO WO OOO!

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Politics / Re: President Goodluck Jonathan Congratulates Oshiomhole by Ekowise(m): 11:40am On Jul 15, 2012
No amount of rigging by any candidate's party would have denied d Comrade that governorship SEAT.
He more dan merit it.

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Business / Re: GTB Named Best Nigerian Bank By Euromoney Mag by Ekowise(m): 11:57pm On Jul 10, 2012
antitpiah:

Olusegun Agbaje - Managing Director - Ogidi Yoruba
Cathy Echeozo - Deputy Managing Director - Affirmative Action Board member aka In-house slut
Demola Odeyemi - Executive Director - Authentically Yoruba
Wale Oyedeji - Executive Director - Well Bred Omo Yoruba
Omotola Olutola - Executive Director - Yoruba tokan tokan
Mr Oluwole Odeyemi - Chairman of the Board - Olori Oko ( A proud son of Odua)

people should be screened before becoming a NAIRALANDER. Eg d triabalistic fool dat postd d above. I tink a nursary school pupil thinks better than him.
Career / Re: HND Accountancy Vs BSc Accounting by Ekowise(m): 8:03am On Jul 06, 2012
betrani: SO HOW COME WHEN EVER THESE BANKS ADVERTIZE POSITIONS, THEY OFTEN PREFER PEOPLE WITH HND CERTIFICATES, IF THE EXPERIENCE WASN'T A GOOD ONE? IS IT THAT THEY ARE SCARED OF PAYING B.SC HOLDERS LARGER SUMS, HALF OF WHICH THEY WOULD PREFER TO PAY A HND HOLDER OR WHAT? WHAT EXACTLY WAS UR EXPERIENCE? COS I ALWAYS THINK MYSELF; THAT POLYTECHNIC GRADUANDS ARE BETTER TRAINED THAN UNIVERSITY GRADUATES; PRACTICALLY ANYWAY NOT THEORITICALLY!
BAISE!!
If u ar nt ok wit d alrdy point den ur case is diferent. It's a FACTUAL issue and u cnt help it. Stop given urself hopes. If u ar a HND graduate, i advice u go 4 ur PGD & get ur Master fast. During dat u'll knw wht it means 2 be tot by Profs.
Being Good is a personal tin. Help urself dan sit and being baise. Ur Employ/HR wil nt listn 2 dat bcz u dnt knw beta dan dem in dis case.
Education / Re: Do you Remember Or Used This? by Ekowise(m): 7:15am On Jul 06, 2012
Hahahahahaha! U u didnt use dis book dat means u didnt pass 2ru d rite source of edu.
Politics / Re: Obafemi Awolowo’s Letter From Prison (dated 28th March 1966) by Ekowise(m): 8:05am On Jun 28, 2012
Timehin: Why do some people claimed AWO was against the igbos?

The letter confirmed its the northerners that are anti-igbo and events since then have shown who are their enemies.
no doubt d main anti-ibo ar d northerners but if yorubas hs given d ibos just a litle suport durin d civil war may be by nw, we wud be seperatd frm dem as a beta and develop nation since we(ibo & yoruba) share beta undastndin dan d cows. D words of BABA(awolowo) Lives.
Politics / Re: Food Scarcity Hits Kaduna As Igbo, Yoruba Traders Desert Markets! by Ekowise(m): 2:31pm On Jun 27, 2012
Abeg make una 4giv d guy(T9ksy). D guy talk b4 tinking and he hs been cleard. Come 2 Abia state and c food. Anytime i travel 4 xmas, i come bck wit lots of naturaly made fud(nt mixed wit chemical) dat last 4 mnths. Even northerners cn help bt enta Igbo or Calabar resturant 2 eat leaving there own. I knw lots of d NAMAs dat do such.
Family / Re: Which Do You Support: Marrying The One You Love Or Loving The One You Marry by Ekowise(m): 2:12pm On Jun 27, 2012
If u ar nt in luv wit anoda alrdy, it may be easy 4 u. Hwever, if u are, i smell trouble.
There's notin like getin maried 2 d one u love, whom u've knw alrdy, wen ther wil be ntin 2 hid again. LOVE is strng:-@

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Education / Re: NUC Suspends Part-time Programmes In Varsities by Ekowise(m): 12:18pm On Jun 26, 2012
Frm wht i undastnd NUC is nt putin a total stop 2 PT bt streamlining it so it does nt extent 20% of d Uni student. Dats by d way, let it nt sha affect PostGraduate Studies bcz it's nt all households dat has d financial capacity 2 further train their child above their First Degree. Make una use una BRAIN o!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Mainstreet Bank Sacks Over 650 Staff by Ekowise(m): 9:17am On Jun 26, 2012
Hmmmmm! The BANKING INDUSTRY? Expect more especially with the advent of d Cashless Policy.
Computers / Re: How To Change Windows 7 Starter's Desktop Background? by Ekowise(m): 12:48pm On Jun 22, 2012
slex: you cant, you have to install another windows
Computers / Re: How To Change Windows 7 Starter's Desktop Background? by Ekowise(m): 12:48pm On Jun 22, 2012
slex: you cant, you have to install another windows
U CAN! There a Windows7 convertd/cracker. It cn help u change ur Windows7 starter, to Ultimate, Premium....etc witout u formatin ur system or losin anytin. But ur systm must be preset wit Windows7 then d programe givs u d KEY 2 any of d Windows7 version.
My Laptop came wit Windows7 Starter and i used d software 2 change it 2 Windows7 Ultimate wit everytin stil intact.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Didier Drogba Signs For Shanghai Shenhua by Ekowise(m): 1:25pm On Jun 20, 2012
uihebom: mumu of all places to go retire na chinco u choose. Kaiiii dis guy na idiot.
;Dmumu of all places to go retire na chinco u choose. Kaiiii dis guy na idiot.
beafer leave him. He's gotn d best he wnts. He is fulfiled, he's an achiever and hs playd socer 2 d peak as lng as Clubside futbal is cncern. Since age is coming, he shud go and make bigger money and plan beta 4 his retirement.
Pray dat u get 2 1/4 of dat height dan wastin tym 2 criticize d big DD.
Baba DD, I hail u jo.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 9 Oremeji Str, Isolo.. SCAM! Moderator, Front Page Plz! by Ekowise(m): 5:56pm On Jun 19, 2012
Hahahahaha
i was also a victim sm tym in April dis yr at dsame 9, Oremeji str, iyana isolo. Dat day ws horible as i got home and transfered d anger on every1 at home
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Likely To Attack Lagos & Ibadan - AOKOYA by Ekowise(m): 5:49pm On Jun 19, 2012
If it hapens den it's ova wit Nigeria bcz d Ibos wil join d Yorubas in d fight against them. B4 day break i dnt tink any Aboki wil stil be alive in d South.
Let it hapen jare. We've long waited 4 it.
D begining of d End
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Aptitude Test Invitatn Frm NESTLE NIGERIA PLC by Ekowise(m): 5:20pm On Jun 19, 2012
@vicshownero, tnks i got dsame msge frm dragnet dis morning and i've been wonderin same too. Tnks too 4 all dat responded 2 dis. I(we) apreciate alot as we expect more coments.
I ws also told via d txt msge dat d test is electronical. So any1 dat knws smtin abt dat shud help out.
ONE LOVE.
Car Talk / Re: Words Used To Describe Cars? by Ekowise(m): 3:07pm On Jun 18, 2012
Midas02: Most nicknames or monikers have a very specific meaning and are not just mindless slangs. Also a lot of people without a clear understanding of automobiles mix up the names/monikers. "Christino" you are right about the order of Honda monikers. "Kubiboy" you have it wrong about end of discussion and beginning of evolution.

Chassis!/Cha-cha/Tear rubber = Brand New Car
Honda Halla/Skira = 1990-1993 Honda Accord
Padded =  this first refered to the Mercedes Benzes that had body coded plastic molds in the lower body sections, they looked padded e.g V-boot or W-124 series 1990 - 1995, W-126 series 1988-1991(also called padded Shagari) however people generally call cars with similar plastic mold body styling "padded"
Bulldog = Most people have it wrong today, it originally refered to the 1994 - 1997 Honda Prelude however since most people mix cars up, they started using the moniker for the 1994 - 1997 American spec Honda Accord which became far more common.
Bullet = This is the name for the 1994-1998 European spec Honda Accord
Academy = This is the original moniker for the 1994 - 1997 American Spec  Honda Accord
Muscle/Bakassi = Current model (2007) Toyota Camry
Babyboy =  American Spec Honda Accord (1998-2002)
Beast = This was the ultimate Mercedes Benz S-Class W-140 series; this cars were massive and impressive hence the name
End of Discussion = American Spec Honda Accord (2003-2005)
Beginning of Evolution = Not a very popular moniker yet however it refers to American Spec Honda Accord (2006-2007). Major difference with the "End of Discussion" is that the Rear light/bumper assembly was revamped and restyled. Front assembly remained unchanged!
Pencil light = 1997-1999 Toyota Camry (refers to the back light being narrow and straight across)
hahahahahaha! So impresive. Are u a car dealer?
Car Talk / Re: Words Used To Describe Cars? by Ekowise(m): 3:07pm On Jun 18, 2012
Midas02: Most nicknames or monikers have a very specific meaning and are not just mindless slangs. Also a lot of people without a clear understanding of automobiles mix up the names/monikers. "Christino" you are right about the order of Honda monikers. "Kubiboy" you have it wrong about end of discussion and beginning of evolution.

Chassis!/Cha-cha/Tear rubber = Brand New Car
Honda Halla/Skira = 1990-1993 Honda Accord
Padded =  this first refered to the Mercedes Benzes that had body coded plastic molds in the lower body sections, they looked padded e.g V-boot or W-124 series 1990 - 1995, W-126 series 1988-1991(also called padded Shagari) however people generally call cars with similar plastic mold body styling "padded"
Bulldog = Most people have it wrong today, it originally refered to the 1994 - 1997 Honda Prelude however since most people mix cars up, they started using the moniker for the 1994 - 1997 American spec Honda Accord which became far more common.
Bullet = This is the name for the 1994-1998 European spec Honda Accord
Academy = This is the original moniker for the 1994 - 1997 American Spec  Honda Accord
Muscle/Bakassi = Current model (2007) Toyota Camry
Babyboy =  American Spec Honda Accord (1998-2002)
Beast = This was the ultimate Mercedes Benz S-Class W-140 series; this cars were massive and impressive hence the name
End of Discussion = American Spec Honda Accord (2003-2005)
Beginning of Evolution = Not a very popular moniker yet however it refers to American Spec Honda Accord (2006-2007). Major difference with the "End of Discussion" is that the Rear light/bumper assembly was revamped and restyled. Front assembly remained unchanged!
Pencil light = 1997-1999 Toyota Camry (refers to the back light being narrow and straight across)
hahahahahaha! So impresive. Are u a car dealer?

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