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TV/Movies / Re: Name Ur Best Seasonal Movie Of All Time by elcatino: 8:16pm On Jan 12, 2013
1. 24hrs
2. Prison Break
3. Pillars of the Earth
4. Kings
5. Jumong
6. The Seagod
7. Spartacus
8. The Gate
9. Moonlight
10. The V's
N.B. 24 stil remains ma no.1 anyday anytime.
Education / Re: Are Smartphones Affecting Our Written And Spoken English Skills? by elcatino: 11:21pm On Dec 29, 2012
A-ZeD:

English is the official language of the country, the constitution is written in English,its the only subject that is compulsory in Jamb.
So na dat one go make us achieve vision 20:20 abi?

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Education / Re: Are Smartphones Affecting Our Written And Spoken English Skills? by elcatino: 8:59pm On Dec 29, 2012
Baba Eto:

Don't claim to be Mr know all here, the fact that pple write in abbreviatn does nt mean dey r not intelligent or brilliant it jus to save space and time wen writin informally. Wen I write formally I don't use such abreviatns. A serious minded person will not use such in an official document. Enjoy ur day.
#Gbam# God bless u

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Education / Re: Are Smartphones Affecting Our Written And Spoken English Skills? by elcatino: 7:57pm On Dec 29, 2012
This Nairaland sef! I know no why pple dey develop so much interest in speaking and writing good English over our mother-tongue,na good English go change our economy? Later una go dey tell us say make we do away wit pidgin english and our local dialects coz he go fit corrupt us,huh? Wetin concern madman with visitor sef. The most annoying thing is majority of these people complaining don't even no how to speak their own local dialect,bt dem sabi fight for English language.

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Education / Re: Are Smartphones Affecting Our Written And Spoken English Skills? by elcatino: 7:37pm On Dec 29, 2012
ebucha: Queens English does not improve the economy of a nation, ask the Chinese prime minister (fastest growin economy), Germans or maybe Japanese. The English currency and Economy overtook ours years back cos they made us slave to their language. Gramma good oh,but e no go giv us light,water and road. SEEK FOR DEVELOPMENTAL KNOWLEDGE!!
Tank u ma broda. I no know wetin c
oncern yansh wit tootbrush,mtcheeeeeeeeeew

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Romance / Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by elcatino: 1:44pm On Dec 25, 2012
Agrika: @ elcatino u even lucky she no pour piss inside
ma broda dat wan go bad no be small o
Romance / Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by elcatino: 1:33am On Dec 25, 2012
Mine happend back then in school. Went to one of my friend's house (female),didn't meet her so I had to wait coz was told by her neighbours that she has gone to the market,and since I actually went their to eat,I sat patiently by her door waiting for her to return. Bt immidiately she got back,she greeted me and dropped d nylon bag she was holding beside me and quickly ran to the toilet. Wanted to play smart,so I searched d nylon nd saw a bottle of Lacasera(4 ma mind)opened it nd straight into ma mouth. 'V almost drank half b4 I realised it was groundnut oil,haaaaaa. Immidiately she came back nd saw me wit d bottle,she strted laffng,almost all her neighbours knew wot happened 2 me dat day. #e be like say make I dey cry#

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Politics / Re: Free Transportation For Oyo Workers From January —ajimobi by elcatino: 3:30pm On Dec 23, 2012
miqos02: he should instead give out those buses to commercial drivers and fix the transport fare so that every one in oyo state can enjoy this benefit. the workers represent a small % of oyo populace
if he does that,some pple will stil com back on this forum to tell us its waste of resources. All they know is to condemn.
Religion / Re: Have You Ever Healed A Sick Person? by elcatino: 10:42am On Dec 23, 2012
Only a fool will say in his heart 'there is no God'. Ma Jehovah reigneth
Sports / Re: Nigeria Defeat Portugal To Retain Copa Lagos Trophy by elcatino: 11:07am On Dec 17, 2012
I pray dey get recognised nd rewarded in a big way, like our Super Eagles.
Religion / Re: Is It Right For Jonathan To Kneel At Redeemed Camp by elcatino: 6:06pm On Dec 16, 2012
@Op, I wonder ow u pple tink at times. The last time Oyedepo danced in a church service,una talk say he dey dance Azonto. Jonathan go church go pray 2 God,una dey kal am names again.......may woe not bethide u #Be Warned#
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by elcatino: 1:35pm On Dec 16, 2012
joseph1013: As far as I'm concerned, MOSES killed the game for Chelsea.
Torres nko
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Corinthians Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 16th December 2012 by elcatino: 11:37am On Dec 16, 2012
Akposkool: Chelsea wil leave corinthians coled afta we take them on an hazardous trip 2 wining d oscar.as a mata of fact,u can cech it in d bible cus moses wil lead them trough a terrific torr(es)wit lamps all ova d sub marin.forza blues
guy u too try #I hail thee#

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Religion / Re: Oyedepo: The Church Last Paid Me In 1987 by elcatino: 8:44pm On Dec 08, 2012
try69: Pls papa followers answer this questions

1. Does he pay his 10 percent and who manages it cos I think it would be huge?

2. how will the church run when he dies cos I know most of you follow the man and not the "church".

3. Is it ok for a MOG to acquire 4 private jets worth over $60 million dollars plus more money for upkeep when even warren buffet once the world's richest man dosen't have?

4. Will you accept his wife as the next bishop when he dies cos I believe that's what will happen judging from the idahosa experience..

5. Some of you say he does good in "hiding" and I ask; "do good deeds hide?"
Since this criticism started, I have not seen people coming to say they benefited from whatever charity organisation or job he embarked upon.

Please spare me the "touch not my anointed" thing cos when doctrines started emanating causing too many "christ following" sects, nobody said this to the "break-aways".
The fact dat u'v not benefitted 4rm his good deeds doesn't mean others av nt benefitted. I know a lot of pple dat av benefitted 4rm d church's scholarship nd so on
Music/Radio / Re: Davido Ft Ice-Prince – Feel Alright (Video) by elcatino: 7:18pm On Dec 08, 2012
Me likey
Religion / Re: Oyedepo: The Church Last Paid Me In 1987 by elcatino: 6:58pm On Dec 08, 2012
striktlymi:

Good afternoon,

Hmmm...leave it to God? Don't you think that sometimes God actually want's us to speak up and ask some questions?

Check the abolition of slave trade as an example. It happened because some persons decided to speak up and even give their lives for the cause.

I believe in speaking up constructively. If something is happening that we do not understand or we feel is wrong then I see no reason why we should ask questions or speak up in a bid to correcting it.
And who are u to ask those questions for God?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Chelsea Vs Nordsjealand (6 -1) On 5th December 2012 by elcatino: 10:06pm On Dec 05, 2012
Cheii Sharkter don collect money
Music/Radio / Re: Tonto Dikeh & Terry-G - Crazically Fit by elcatino: 8:07pm On Dec 03, 2012
Speechless
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Juventus Vs Chelsea (3 - 0) On 20th November 2012 by elcatino: 9:46pm On Nov 20, 2012
hotwax:

A̶̲̥̅​ manu fans left his team thread to come and post in chelsea. And they will be calling us names. What do we call manu fans?
can u biliv I left ManU thread too, jst to com and see wots goin on on dis thread. Best of luck CHELSEA

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Sports / Re: Top 10 Most Hated Soccer Players & Managers by elcatino: 11:26am On Nov 20, 2012
@OP, pls why is Mario Balloteli, El Hadji Diouf, Sanni Keita, and Gattuso etc not on dat list?
Celebrities / Re: Nicki Minaj Signs Nigerian Parker Ighile As The 1st Artiste On Her Label by elcatino: 1:19pm On Nov 18, 2012
Na wa ooooooo. Weed here weed there,abeg make I carry ma nunu b4 person corrupt me here.lol #drinking nunu#
Music/Radio / Re: VIDEO: P Square – Alingo (+mp3 Download) by elcatino: 12:20pm On Nov 18, 2012
Nice video guyz. #dancing Alingo....make haters go hug moving train#

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Food / Re: Foods You Absolutely Cannot Stand by elcatino: 9:58am On Nov 17, 2012
I hate anytin noodles nd spaghetti

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Car Talk / Re: How To Know If You Have Been Under-dispensed At The Fuel Filling Station by elcatino: 11:45am On Nov 16, 2012
eklassical:
u wud simply tell the fuel attendant that its cheating!!!tell him u saw a thread on nairaland that revealed the truth... I bet afta that, u go find filling station tire**
guy u com add salt 2 injury. Lol
Car Talk / Re: How To Know If You Have Been Under-dispensed At The Fuel Filling Station by elcatino: 9:46pm On Nov 15, 2012
So wot do we do as soon as we detect dis fraud? #just askng#
Jokes Etc / Re: Translate This Pidgin English To Correct English by elcatino: 2:45pm On Nov 15, 2012
Meeehn,English no easy o. E no easy eeeee #singing Psquare#
Crime / Re: Policeman In Lagos Arrested For Robbery by elcatino: 9:58am On Nov 05, 2012
Pls I nid a picture of the hummer jeep
Webmasters / Re: Your Top 5 Nigerian Everyday Websites by elcatino: 7:28pm On Oct 30, 2012
Entertainment / Re: Adewale Ayuba Denies Being Beaten-up By Mobile Policemen by elcatino: 2:39pm On Oct 30, 2012
This is superstoryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. @OP,can we get a video evidence pls?
Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Dancing Azonto (PHOTO) by elcatino: 10:45am On Oct 28, 2012
awesome_t: [size=20pt]I THINK THE CONTINUOUS INSULT OF THE MAN OF GOD ON THIS FORUM NEEDS TO STOP. EVERY NEGATIVE PRESS ON THE BISHOP GETS FRONT PAGE ON THIS WEBSITE. WHY!!! THIS MAN HAS BEEN OF GREAT INSPIRATION AND A SOURCE OF BLESSING TO MILLIONS INCLUDING MYSELF. WHAT IS THE GAIN IN DRAGGING HIS HONORABLE NAME IN THE MUD. AZONTO? HE OBVIOUSLY IS DANCING AND GIVING PRAISE TO GOD IN THE WAY HE KNOWS HOW. PLEASE IF THERE'S ANY FEAR OF GOD LEFT IN THE HEARTs OF THE MODERATORS OF THIS WEBSITE, I ADVICE YOU ALL TO DESIST FROM BRINGING THE NAMES OF MEN OF GOD INTO DISREPUTE. CHANNEL YOUR PAIN AND DISPLEASURE TO THE TRUE DESTROYERS OF OUR SOCIETY. [/size]
#Gbam# God bless u plenty
Politics / Re: Lesson For Those That Want To Die For Politicians (Picture) by elcatino: 4:27pm On Oct 25, 2012
tomakint: Fashola is under the influence of godfather, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, this is what you do when you are a YES-MAN!!! Thank God Mimiko (Iroko)and the good people of Ondo State refused that! ACN is dying gradually, take it or leave it. I have always maintained that, throughout human history and all over the world, economic survival is the most important motive for action. Politics is the theatre where the struggle to gain access to resources is waged. In Nigeria, the main objectives of people in politics is to be in charge of the distribution of oil wealth, tax-payers money, the more reasons we have so many candidates vying for the post of president, senators, representatives, governors, assembly members, council chairmen and councillors. Political corruption appears to be the greatest threat to stability and development in Nigeria.
u'v said it all. Gbam!!!

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